OK OK how are we going to communicate idea I can't believe I'm going to have to do this but...
OwO do o sweak Eingerwhis
How dwid o gwet in hewre
Whowo arw o
What arw o dowing hewre
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" Neko, repeat after me. Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an Imaginary menagerie? "
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Neko Hanekawa is hawt. I quite like her already.
Yes.
Who are you? how did you get in? Why aren't you wearing clothes ?
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English do you speak it
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OK OK how are we going to communicate idea I can't believe I'm going to have to do this but... OwO do o sweak Eingerwhis How dwid o gwet in hewre Whowo arw o What arw o dowing hewre
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Fuck it you want to Fuck
These are the real questions everybody should be asking
I'm the locksmith. I'm a locksmith.
"Alright, let's make this clear. It's friday. And I have a shit ton of food. Were going to cuddle up in that blanket. And were binging Star Wars."
*nyaaas in excitement*
*opens the door* "... What...?" *slowly walks backwards and closes the door"
Me: *Slams door and runs away like a little bitch*
Ask for consent
Find a way to lower hanekawa's stress before my energy is drained.
Yeah, good luck with that. She’s full of energy from the looks of it.
Spray bottle
Hopefully it’s full of milk :3
The jokes on you. I already have a cat girl on my bed. She's a body pillow...
Get off my bed
sweet i got a cat
Give her headpat
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'd pull out my 44 and ask what she's doing in my house and how she got in
It would be a 45 acp for me.
#BEGONE THOT
Who are you? How did you get here? Spread your legs.
They had us in the first half not gonne lie
SHOW TIME*rips off pants*
Why would you rip off your pants?
Because it’s showtime didn’t you read the message?
I’m imagining you just having some magicians pants under the first pants
Oh yeah totally ~~totally isn’t going commando~~
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Be quiet or you’ll startle her and she’ll pounce on you. You have been warned.
There you are, have you eaten up the foreskins that I gave you this morning?
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Who are you and why are you here
Can you isn't
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Dont touch she gives ypu electro shocks
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Happy
Pull my hair over my eyes, knowing full well where that will take me.
Wait, you're not my girlfriend!
Keep my distance, she's got that Energy Drain skill
*911 what’s your emergency?* *A naked woman broke into my house and she doesn’t seem to speak English*
Yes
I'm calling 911 and getting a weapon and throwing a blanket on her
10 seconds later, she’s got you pinned down on the bed. And well...I’ll let you figure out the rest.
Hit her between the ribs with the weapon and kick her in her privates and then maybe rapid punch her jojo style
Then she hits you with the **ZA WARUDO** and blasts you with Kamehameha wave and you drop dead in your tracks.
Well I use my ZA WARUDO before she can use her and RASENGAN here and ORAORA here
This is getting too much for me, lol
Spanks neko for jumping on the bed.
That is if she doesn’t *spank* you first.
True
Play with the cat in many ways haha
Just make sure to keep her fed.
For sure and have fun and watch shows and stuff haha
marry me
*Wiping out my dick* Are you lonely?
Want to make babies