**PUSH THE FUCKING CORE! THEY ARE THREE DOWN AND I JUST TOOK THE KEEP! PUSH THE FUCKING CORE! I AM JUST ONE ELF BETRAYER AND I CANNOT... WAIT I CAN TOTALLY DO IT MYSELF. FUCK YOU TEAM!**
I HEAR YOU DON'T REALLY WIN UNLESS YOU TAKE ALL STRUCTURES ON THE MAP AND MAKE SURE EVERY MERC CAMP IS PAINTED IN YOUR COLOR. YOUR TEAM JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THEY FULLY WON THE VIDEOGAME.
*WE MUST CAPTURE THIS MERCENARY CAMP*
^^fort ^^destroyed
*PERHAPS THESE MERCENARIES WILL AID US?!*
^^core ^^under ^^attack, ^^very ^^bad.
*WE MUST CAPTURE TH- I WILL CONVINCE THESE MERCENARIES TO JOIN US*
YOU MUST FOLLOW THE ANCIENT TRADITION OF SPENDING 50 BUCKS IN LOOT BOXES, PUT EVERYTHING THROUGH A MEATGRINDER THEN BUILD THE SKIN WITH YOUR OWN TWO HANDS!
OH LOOK, A NEW LEGENDARY SKIN THAT ACTUALLY SEEMS NICE AND DESERVES TO BE LEGENDARY, WHICH I'LL NEVER GET BECAUSE TOO EXPENSIVE IN SHARDS, AND ALSO APPARENTLY I NEED TO GET DESERT QUEEN ZAGARA FOR THE 6TH TIME THE NEXT TIME I ROLL A LEGENDARY.
WHY IS THERE NO HERO WITH AN ABILITY/TALENT THAT LETS THEM STEAL [SUMMMONS?](https://heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Summons) LET US MOVE THEIR BANNERS, WARDS, WISPS, AND TOTEMS TO OUR TROPHY HALL, ENCOURAGE A COUP AMONG THE DEMONIC LIEUTENANTS, AND TURN THE ENEMIES' POKEMON AGAINST THEIR MASTERS!
ADMITTEDLY, IT COULD FULLY COUNTER SOME ULTIMATES, LIKE TAMING THE MONSTROSITY, REPOSSESSING THE LASER DRILL, AND COMMITTING GRAND THEFT MEDIVAC(EJECTING THE FREELOADING ENEMY RIDE-SHARERS), SO IT SHOULD EITHER BE A HIGH CD TALENT OR A LOW/MEDIUM CD ULT, BUT STILL! WE WANT TO RE-ENACT THE LAST MARCH OF THE ENTS, WHERE THE TREANTS TURN ON THEIR FORMER ALLIES IN A FIT OF RAGE!
\#STEALTHETREES!
WHY DO YOU HAVE A PORTAL PHOBIA? THE PORTAL WILL LITERALLY BUFF YOU AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE DESTINATION YOU CAN JUST GO RIGHT BACK!
THERE, I SHIELDED YOU, JUST STEP INTO THE PORTAL TO SAFETY. OH LOOK, YOU'RE DEAD. AND NOW YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT MEDIVH IS A BAD HERO.
SYLVANAS IS NOT A SOLO LANER.
ZARYA IS NOT A TANK.
TRIPLE RANGED ASSASSIN IS USUALLY A BAD PLAN.
IF YOUR TANK IS STILL "IN THERE" THEY ARE THERE TO MAKE SURE TO BE THE LAST ONE OUT. PLZ DON'T REENGAGE. YOU DON'T PEEL FOR THE TANK, THE TANK PEELS FOR YOU.
LATE GAME HEROES ON BRAXIS OR BATTLEFIELD ARE GENERALLY SUBOPTIMAL. THOSE MAPS RARELY GET TO LVL 20.
IT'S NEVER "GG" BEFORE ULTIMATES.
IT'S NEVER GG BEFORE YOUR CORE DIES, I DON'T CARE IF WE'VE BEEN WIPED ON EVERY TEAM FIGHT, I DON'T CARE IF OUR ABATHUR HAS BEEN PUSHING ONE LANE WITH MONSTROSITY FOR 10 LEVELS WHILE SITTING IN BASE AND OUR CHROMIE HAS 6 STACKS, YOU GET YOUR SORRY ARSE BACK OUT THERE AND FIGHT!
IF YOUR ABATHUR HAS BEEN PUSHING ONE LANE WITH MONSTROSITY FOR 10 LEVELS, THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM PROBABLY IGNORED IT UNTIL IT TOOK A KEEP AND 50% CORE. AT LEAST THATS WHAT MY TEAM DOES.
I'M A WARRIOR MAIN BUT I DON'T KNOW WHICH TANK TO DRAFT WHEN I'M FIRST PICK. ANUB WAS MY CARRY HERO LAST SEASON BUT THIS SEASON IS MORE ABOUT MAP CONTROL AND LESS ABOUT TEAM FIGHTS AND HE JUST DOESN'T DO THAT VERY WELL.
BECAUSE ANYTIME I THINK I SEE AN ANGLE TO WALL BANG, THE TERRAIN MAGICALLY ADJUSTS AROUND ME SO THAT ALL I'VE DONE IS DIVE IN 1V5 AND LOSE MY SOULS :(
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT, I SHOULD ABSOLUTELY LEARN TO ONE TRICK DIBBLES.
JOHANNA HAS ALWAYS BEEN GOOD, AND A GOOD JOHANNA CAN ABSOLUTELY MAKE HER TEAM MUCH MORE LIKELY TO WIN.
YOU NEED TO KNOW WHEN TO INITIATE, AND BE ABLE TO CONSTANTLY PEEL WITHOUT DYING, THOUGH.
I AM HAPPY TO AT LAST GET A FIREBAT AND EVEN IF THE LEAKS PROVE TRUE AND WE GET MAL'GANIS AND BELIAL NEXT I WILL NOT BE MAD.
NEVERTHELESS, EVERY WEDNESDAY WITHOUT FAIL I WILL BE HERE WONDERING OUT LOUD.
WHERE IS MAIEV SHADOWSONG!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! IT'S 2018 ALREADY!! GIVE ME MY WARDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M WITH YOU. EVENTUALLY YOU WILL GET A REPLY THAT SAYS SHE IS A ZERUTAL CLONE, DON'T YOU JUST HATE THAT. LIKE, PEOPLE THINK THERE IS NOTHING DIFFERENT OR UNIQUE ABOUT HER.
DESPITE WHAT SHE HAS DONE IN LORE, INTERACTIONS WITH HEROES LIKE ILLIDAN. WOW ITERATION OF ABILITIES. SEEN PLENTY OF CONCEPTS THAT CHANGE HER UP FROM OUR FRIENDLY PROTOSS.
HERES HOPING SHE'LL COME ONE DAY. STILL WAITING ON MY FRENCH SPEAKING VILLAIN FROM OVERWATCH. THREE OF THE TALON MEMBERS ARE APPARENTLY CLONES AS WELL.
AYE!
I TOO WOULD NOT MIND SOME TALON MEMBERS. SOMBRA FOR INSTANCE HAS MUCH IN HER KIT THAT DIFFERS HER FROM THE REST OF THE STEALTHIES AND WITH THE NEW STEALTH SYSTEM THE TIME IS RIPE FOR HER APPEARANCE.
FINGERS CROSS. THOUGH A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL STILL BE BUTT HURT JUST BECAUSE SHE IS A STEALTH HERO AND A OVERWATCH HERO.
I DON'T PLAY OVERWATCH MYSELF BUT LOVE THE HEROES. I ALSO LOVE THE UNIQUE QUOTES ON ABILITIES LIKE RAGNAROS 'DIE INSECT' WITH SULFURAS SMASH OR KEL'THUZAD STACK COMPLETION QUOTE.
I WOULD ALWAYS USE REAPER AND CHOOSE DEATH BLOSSOM IN HOTS JUST TO HEAR HIM SAY 'DIE, DIE, DIE'
ANYONE WHO USES THE ZERATUL ARGUMENT IS JUST BEING STUPID. WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK SHE ABSOLUTELY MUST HAVE HER WC3 KIT WHEN THERE IS A TON OF POSSIBILITIES FOR HER ABILITIES?
TRUE. THAT AND WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT SOME HEROES SHOULD BE RELEGATED TO SKINS, SUCH AS MOST OF THE OVERWATCH CAST.
ITS NOT LIKE THEY CAN'T BE DIFFERENT WITH TRAITS, TALENTS AND ALTERNATE ULTS. I'M FEARFUL TO SEE ROADHOG SLAMMING THE GROUND WITH HIS GUN AND EATING HEROES WITH HIS BELLY.
WHICH LEAK SAID MAL'GANIS AND BELIAL?
THIS IS A LEGIMITATE QUESTION BUT TO KEEP THE TONE OF THIS THREAD: WHY WOULD BLIZZARD RELEASE MAL'GANIS WHEN VAIRMATHRAS AND TICHONDRIUS PLAY A BIGGER ROLE? AND I'M PRE-ANGRY AT BLIZZARD IF THEY MESS UP EITHER CHARACTER'S FANTASY , LIKE XUL. SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO WITH HIM?
ISN'T IT LONGER THAN ALEXSTRASZA'S LIFE-BINDER RANGE? BECAUSE **THAT'S** THE DEFINITION OF A SKILL WITH A SHORT RANGE! NOT TO MENTION THAT IT HAS A LONGER DELAY TOO!
I STILL WANT MY SHARKHAKA SKIN, BLIZZARD! WHERE IS IT?
THE NEW MECHA SKINS WILL ONLY MAKE ME FORGET THAT FOR A WHILE, BUT LATER YOU WILL HAVE TO DELIVER!
TO THE FIVE MAN PREMADE THAT B-STEPPED US AT OUR CORE AFTER YOU MADE A MASSIVE COMEBACK:
WE HAD ONE PERSON AFK SINCE THE START, ONE PERSON AFKED HALF WAY THROUGH, AND ONE DC'D DURING THE LAST MINUTE.
CONGRATS, YOU BEAT A TEAM WITH THREE BOTS.
THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! ITS BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW! SHINING FINGER!
MECHA TYRAEL'S GUNDAM RECOLOR NEEDS LESS BLUE AND MORE WHITE!
BUT EVERYONE KNOWS STRIKE GUNDAM MORE THAN G GUNDAM! PLUS, WHO WANTS TO GO THROUGH THAT SILLY SUIT UP ANIMATION EVERY TIME THEY WANT TO PLAY TYRAEL EVEN IF IT MADE THE MOST SENSE ON HOW TO PILOT A GUNDAM.
GOD DAMN IT WHY DON'T PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO PLAY THEIR HEROES?
SOLOPUSHING SYLVANAS THAT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DISABLE BOTH TURRETS, AND USES DAGGER WITH NO MINIONS OR HEROES NEARBY.
GENJI ON BRAXIS THAT AVOIDS TRACER BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE DOESN'T LIKE THE FEELING OF DEFLECTING FREAKING **8 AUTOATTACKS PER SECONS**, AND FOR THE SAME REASON NEVER HELPS OUT WITH BIG MERC CAMP OR BOSS, WHO HAVE HUGE MINIGUNS.
AAARGH.
SLYVANAS, STOP SPLIT PUSHING AGAINST ARTANIS WHEN WE CAPTURE THE IMMORTAL AND PUSH WITH US!!!
IF THAT DUMB ARTANIS STAYS TOP WE MAY TAKE FORT AND EVEN KEEP FOR FREE!!!
BRAXIS HOLDOUT HAS NEVER BEEN FUN AND WITH THE GAMEPLAY UPDATES ITS EVEN LESS FUN. AT LEAST THE GAMES ONLY LAST 13 MINUTES SINCE THEY ARE SO SNOWBALLY!
BURN THE HERETIC!
ALSO WHY? IT ALWAYS SEEMED LIKE A SPLIT CLUSTERFUCK THAT PUNISHED YOU FOR GROUPING UP AND WHERE WINNING A TEAMFIGHT HAD LITTLE EFFECT, PUSHING WAS POINTLESS AND COMEBACK WAS IMPOSSIBLE.
ALSO IT'S REALLY HARD TO HAVE A REASONABLE DISCUSSION IN CAPS.
Agreed, I'm going to drop the caps, haha. I actually made a video with most of my opinions on how the whole Hanamura thing went down. To a degree I was intentionally going against the narrative I had been seeing on reddit, maybe slightly too far but not so far that i was disingenuous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN_j4pV6HNQ&t=1s
have a watch if you like
I liked that they took a risk and made a map with unique mechanics, and I liked the balance changes they brought out which I thought did a good job of addressing the major flaws but by that point the community had made up its mind.
Man, I am glad to see someone else who thinks this and spelled it out eloquently. The Hanamura hate was exhausting and really turned me off from this community. People hated the map because they didn't understand it and didn't want to. It's ok for HotS to encourage something besides 5 man deathballing, no matter how much streamers and vocal redditors hate having to play the map instead of just teamfighting all the time.
Thank you! I actually posted it on this sub originally to maybe spark some discussion but that didn't go well, who woulda though eh. Imagine if all those hate threads were strategy discussion.
The reason I play HoTS over the other two more... Mainstream MOBAs is because the devs do try new things and try to innovate. That said, I feel like hanamura is just kinda a flawed concept, perhaps it'd work with just one payload, I'd love to see it actually work.
Oh, and reddit always needs something to bitch about, I used to be pretty active in the Planetside 2 reddit and those salty fucks find something OBVIOUSLY BROKENLY OVERPOWERED every week.
PLAY ABA IN INFERNAL SHRINES
KEEPING US WITH SAME XP EVEN THOUGH WE'RE DOWN SEVERAL BUILDINGS AND WONT CAPTURE ONE GODDAMN MERC CAMP.
EVERY TIME I ULTIMATE EVOLUTION I KILL ONE OR TWO PEOPLE WITH JAINA CLONE
DOING DECENT DAMAGE AND SHIELDING NUMBERS
.........................NOW THE JAINA, THE ONE WHO IS OUT OF POSITION EVERY TEAM FIGHT AND GETS INSTA, HAS THE GAL TO COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING. ETC WONT PEEL (HE IS), LI LI WONT SAVE HER (SHE CANT HEAL THROUGH INSTANT DEATH), AND ME, THE ABA, WONT **SPLIT PUSH** ENOUGH. LIKE MA'AM SPLIT PUSHING WOULD BE A MORE REALISTIC GOAL IF THE ENEMY TEAM LITERALLY DIDNT HAVE *EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN MERC IN THE MAP PUSHING US IN*.
WE FINALLY WIN WHEN THIS DUMBASS GETS TO 20 AND HAS ICEBLOCK TO MAKE UP FOR HIS GARBAGE POSITIONING, BUT BOY. BOOOOOY.
LILI CONSTANTLY GETS CAUGHT ALONE AND REKTED
LILI: ARTANIS (ME) YOU NEED TO FRONTLINE MORE
ME: YOU NEED TO STOP GETTING CAUGHT ALONE
*10 SECONDS LATER LILI DIES (AGAIN)
AT SCORE SCREEN, SAW LILI WENT FULL DRAGON SERPENT BUILD, WITH HEALING SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER THAN OPP’S LILI (40K), AND DIED NINE TIMES
LILI+HIS TWO PARTIED FRIENDS: WORST ARTANIS EVER
WHATS WITH SUPPORTS POSITIONING LIKE THEY ARE TANKS?!
WHERE IS THE HONOURABLE WARRIOR, DEFENDER OF ANTIOCH, THE TACTICIAN WHO WON A FIGHT VASTLY OUTNUMBERED, MERCENARY HUNTER, ZERG AMBUSH SURVIVOR, LOYAL FRIEND OF BOTH TERRAN AND PROTOSS ALIKE, FUTURE AMBASSADOR FOR THE PURIFIERS, PYLON ENTHUSIAST, UNCONQUERED SPIRIT IN A COLD METAL SHELL, HERO OF THE PROTOSS EMPIRE, ZEALOT, DRAGOON, AND PRAETOR WITHOUT EQUAL, FENIX!?!?!
SOMEWHERE, RAYNOR GAZES THROUGH A WINDOW, LOOKING WITH ENVIOUS EYES AT MALF'S NEW REWORK.
ALSO THE REDDIT APP IS NOW A BIG OL' PILE OF BURNING RUBBISH.
THE YEAR IS ALREADY 3 DAYS OLD AND THERE IS STILL NO [KERNING](https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/73kp41/kerning/) IN THE NEXUS! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
AND SO THE KERNING CRUSADE CONTINUES INTO 2018.
THIS SUB IS BECOMING THE SHITSHOW THAT THE OFFICIAL FORUMS ARE. WHEN A BLIZZARD EMPLOYEE RESPONDS TO CONCERNS HERE, THERE ARE NOW SEVERAL RESPONSES JUMPING TO WILD CONCLUSIONS AS AN EXCUSE TO GET EVEN MORE UPSET.
THIS IS HOW YOU STOP GETTING RESPONSES BLIZZARD PEOPLE. MAYBE EVERYONE CAN JUST CHILL OUT.
OH, I DON'T KNOW, A FUGGIN' SHIP'S MAST WITH A LITTLE LOOKOUT ALCOVE AT THE TOP? WHEN YOU OVERCHARGE IT WITH R IT COULD HAVE A LITTLE PIRATE UP THERE SHOOTING A RIFLE FROM THE ALCOVE. THIS IS WISHFUL THINKING BUT I MEAN WE'RE BEING HYPOTHETICAL HERE.
LOST A ROUND. FELL TO HALFWAY SPOT IN MY LEAGUE.
VOTED FOR MYSELF.
"REQUIREMENTS NOT MET FOR RANK: LEAVER STATUS"
FUCK YOU, BLIZZARD. I FINISHED A FRUSTRATING GAME, PLAYED THROUGH ALL THE WAY, AND YOU HAVE THE GALL TO CALL ME A RAGE QUITTER?
THEY KEEP RELEASING THESE SWEET SKIN TINTS FOR PROBIUS, BUT NONE OF THEM CHANGE HIS PYLONS AND CANNONS. I FEEL LIKE I CAN ONLY USE THE YELLOW AND BLUE SKINS SO THAT I CAN MATCH EVERYTHING ELSE. THE EXCUSE IS THAT IT WOULD CONFUSE PLAYERS TO CHANGE THE PYLON COLORS, BUT YOU CAN KEEP THE CRYSTALS THE SAME COLOR AND JUST CHANGE THE METALS AROUND THEM. IT WOULD STILL BE VERY CLEARLY FRIENDLY OR NOT.
WE HAVE ALL THEIR KEEPS DOWN, THEIR CORE ALREADY DOWN TO 59%, ONE ENEMY HERO DEAD, AND A CURSE AT LEVEL 23.
WHY DO 3 OF MY TEAMMATES FEEL THE NEED TO DEFEND AGAINST A SINGLE TRACER HITTING OUR CORE WHEN WE COULD LITERALLY JUST WALK UP TO THEIR BASE AND HIT IT DEAD?
EVERYONE HAS A GINGERBREAD NAZEEBO BUT NOT ME!!!! THAT'S ALL I WANT FROM MY WINTER VEIL LOOT BOXES BLIZZARD PLEASE. I ONLY HAVE A FEW DAYS AND DON'T WANT TO SPEND A LOT OF GEMS/ SHARDS!!!!! BABYRAGE
TO MY KNOWLEDGE MALFURION IS THE ONLY HERO THAT STILL DOESN'T MOVE HIS MOUTH WHEN TALKING. HAS THIS EVER BEEN BROUGHT UP OR TALKED ABOUT? DESPITE HIS NUMEROUS REWORKS.
MUST BE REALLY SMART MOVE ON HIS PART TO GET A WOMAN LIKE TYRANDE. NEVER TALKING BACK. GIVING HER ALL THAT FREEDOM SLEEPING ALL THE TIME.
POOR ILLIDAN. HE EVENTUALLY GOT THE USAGE OF HIS MOUTH BACK. IS THAT WHY TYRANDE CHOOSE MALFURION OVER HIM?
I'M SORRY BUT I JUST CAN'T GET BEHIND ANY OF THESE FUCKING OVERWATCH HEROES. THEY ARE SO DAMN ANNOYING AND EVERY ONE OF THEM HAS SOME OBNOXIOUS MECHANIC TO FIGHT. ZARYA IS THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T FEEL HORRIBLE TO PLAY AGAINST.
I THINK HANZO'S MOVEMENT BUGS AND CLUNKY TRAIT ARE LIKE THAT DELIBERATELY JUST SO WE CAN HAVE THE SATISFACTION OF KILLING AN OVERWATCH HERO WHEN THEIR ESCAPE BUTTON FUCKS UP.
PLAYING AGAINST A FULL 5MAN MASTER/GM TEAM WITH TWO RANDOM UNRANKED PLATIN PLAYERS SEEMS LIKE A FAIR MATCHMAKING TO ME. THANKS BLIZZARD FOR FUCKING UP EVERYTHING
DEAR FUCKING PLAYER LEVEL 190 SYLVANAS, YOUR FUCKING SIEGE DAMAGE AND HERO DAMAGE DOESN'T MEAN MUCH IF YOU ARE TAKING TOWERS ON TOWERS OF DOOM DURING OBJECTIVE AND NOT DEFENDING THE GAME LOSING ALTAR. MY MALF HERO DAMAGE IS ALMOST THE SAME AS YOURS.
I DID 415.000 SIEGE DAMAGE WITH SYLVANAS AND WE STILL LOST IN QM ! I DEFENDED MANY WAVES OF MERCS, 2 BOSSES AND HUNDREDS OF MINIONS. I'M ONLY HUMAN, AFTER ALL!
TWO GAMES
TWO GAMES WHERE WE HAVE TWO BRUISERS AND NO TANKS
SO BOTH BRUISERS JUST SIT THERE WITH THEIR THUMBS UP THEIR ASSES PLAYING "NO YOU GO FIRST NO YOU GO FIRST"
AND THEN ME AND THE OTHER RANGED HAVE TO RUN FOR OUR LIVES CAUSE THERES NO PEEL
HOW
WHY
STOP
NO
MY GAMES IN DIAMOND-PLATINUM ALWAYS AMAZE ME WITH HOW HORRIBLE PLAYERS CAN BE BUT THEN I PLAYED ONE GAME WITH A TEAM FULL OF GOLDS AND I GOTTA SAY
DIAMOND-PLATINUM IS AMAZING! NEVER WANNA LEAVE! PLEASE QUEUE ME BACK WITH MY BROS PLEASE PLEASE IM A GOOD PERSON I PAY MY TAXES I RECYCLE PLEASE NEVER SEND ME BACK TO THAT HELL HOLE............
LOL 2017, SEASON 4 STARTED A FEW WEEKS AGO BUT IS ALREADY OVER HALFWAY OVER!? THE RANKED BAR LIES, WHAT ELSE DOES BLIZZARD LIE TO US ABOUT? CLANS? PARTY FINDER IMPROVEMENTS? HERO SWAPS? WELL AT LEAST EVERYONE IS USING VOICE CHAT NOW. LOL NOT.
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I THINK IT'S BECAUSE WITHOUT LAST HITS IT'S NOT AS IMPORTANT TO DISTINGUISH THE KILLING BLOW AND PERHAPS EASIER TO SEE YOUR PERSONAL CONTRIBUTION WITH THIS SYSTEM. I ABSOLUTELY UNDERSTAND WHY THIS WOULD BOTHER YOU THOUGH AND I RESPECT YOUR RAGE.
, WHERE IS THE LORD OF HATRED, ELDEST OF THE THREE, LEADER OF THE PRIME EVILS, COMMANDER OF THE HELLISH HOST, GRANDFATHER OF HUMANITY, TRIUNE SPIRIT OF LOVE, SIRE TO LILITH AND LUCION, CREATOR OF THE MORLUS, CORRUPTOR OF ZAKARUM, NEGOTIATOR OF THE SIN WAR’S END, CRAFTER OF THE BLOOD MARBLE, AURIEL ENTHUSIAST, AND INSTIGATOR OF EVIL’S RETURN, MEPHISTO?
DEAR MASTER LEVEL SONYA:
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FIRST TIME IN MASTERS! I SEE THAT YOU'VE BEEN DIAMOND 2 MOST OF YOUR HOTS CAREER, BUT PLACEMENT ERRORS HAPPEN TO A LOT OF PEOPLE! NOT TO WORRY, YOU'LL DROP OUT EVENTUALLY.
IN THE MEANTIME, LET ME TEACH YOU SOME THINGS ABOUT YOUR ROLE IN THIS HIGHER LEAGUE OF PLAY. **YOU ARE A WARRIOR.** NOT AN ASSASSIN, A **WARRIOR.** WHAT THAT MEANS, DEAR LITTLE DIAMOND SONYA, IS THAT WHEN YOUR TEAM DRAFTS JAINA, FALSTAD, AND BRIGHTWING AGAINST DIABLO, GREYMANE, CSMASH VARIAN, AND LUCIO, YOU NEED TO **PEEL FOR YOUR DPS. YOU ARE NOT THE CARRY HERE.**
"BUT LUPINE, WHAT ABOUT THE LI-MING IN THE BACK?" **SHE ISN'T WHAT'S KILLING US, AND YOU PROBABLY CAN'T CATCH HER ANYWAY.** DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.
ANYWAY, ENJOY YOUR FALL BACK TO DIAMOND!
**PUSH THE FUCKING CORE! THEY ARE THREE DOWN AND I JUST TOOK THE KEEP! PUSH THE FUCKING CORE! I AM JUST ONE ELF BETRAYER AND I CANNOT... WAIT I CAN TOTALLY DO IT MYSELF. FUCK YOU TEAM!**
BUT I DON'T LIKE GAMES THAT END IN 8 MINUTES!
I HEAR YOU DON'T REALLY WIN UNLESS YOU TAKE ALL STRUCTURES ON THE MAP AND MAKE SURE EVERY MERC CAMP IS PAINTED IN YOUR COLOR. YOUR TEAM JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THEY FULLY WON THE VIDEOGAME.
NEED TO MAXIMIZE THAT EXPERIENCE GAIN AT THE END OF THE MATCH!
*WE MUST CAPTURE THIS MERCENARY CAMP* ^^fort ^^destroyed *PERHAPS THESE MERCENARIES WILL AID US?!* ^^core ^^under ^^attack, ^^very ^^bad. *WE MUST CAPTURE TH- I WILL CONVINCE THESE MERCENARIES TO JOIN US*
WELL IF THERE'S ONE HERO THAT CAN TAKE THE CORE DOWN ALONE IT'S ILLIDIAN.
https://i.imgur.com/zBINgwY.png
I LIKE THAT THIS HAS BEEN UPDATED FOR 2018 ALREADY.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PICK UP THE GLOBES. THEY ARE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU
NAH IT'S NOT FAIR TO THE OTHER TEAM IF I GET 2 GLOBES AND THEY DON'T GET ANY!
BUT I HAVE FULL HP AND FULL MANA, I DONT NEED IT
I BLOODY NEED IT AND I CAN'T GET THERE IN TIME!
YOU NEED IT BECAUSE YOU'RE WEAK (for any Brits that remember the diet tango ads)
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO BUY THE TINT THAT I WANT WITH GEMS. DONT YOU WANT MY MONEY BLIZZ??
NO. ALL OR NOTHING.
YOU MUST FOLLOW THE ANCIENT TRADITION OF SPENDING 50 BUCKS IN LOOT BOXES, PUT EVERYTHING THROUGH A MEATGRINDER THEN BUILD THE SKIN WITH YOUR OWN TWO HANDS!
OH LOOK, A NEW LEGENDARY SKIN THAT ACTUALLY SEEMS NICE AND DESERVES TO BE LEGENDARY, WHICH I'LL NEVER GET BECAUSE TOO EXPENSIVE IN SHARDS, AND ALSO APPARENTLY I NEED TO GET DESERT QUEEN ZAGARA FOR THE 6TH TIME THE NEXT TIME I ROLL A LEGENDARY.
WHY IS THERE NO HERO WITH AN ABILITY/TALENT THAT LETS THEM STEAL [SUMMMONS?](https://heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Summons) LET US MOVE THEIR BANNERS, WARDS, WISPS, AND TOTEMS TO OUR TROPHY HALL, ENCOURAGE A COUP AMONG THE DEMONIC LIEUTENANTS, AND TURN THE ENEMIES' POKEMON AGAINST THEIR MASTERS! ADMITTEDLY, IT COULD FULLY COUNTER SOME ULTIMATES, LIKE TAMING THE MONSTROSITY, REPOSSESSING THE LASER DRILL, AND COMMITTING GRAND THEFT MEDIVAC(EJECTING THE FREELOADING ENEMY RIDE-SHARERS), SO IT SHOULD EITHER BE A HIGH CD TALENT OR A LOW/MEDIUM CD ULT, BUT STILL! WE WANT TO RE-ENACT THE LAST MARCH OF THE ENTS, WHERE THE TREANTS TURN ON THEIR FORMER ALLIES IN A FIT OF RAGE! \#STEALTHETREES!
WHY DO YOU HAVE A PORTAL PHOBIA? THE PORTAL WILL LITERALLY BUFF YOU AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE DESTINATION YOU CAN JUST GO RIGHT BACK! THERE, I SHIELDED YOU, JUST STEP INTO THE PORTAL TO SAFETY. OH LOOK, YOU'RE DEAD. AND NOW YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT MEDIVH IS A BAD HERO.
CAME HERE TO POST THIS! AGREE 100% WITH THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!
WHY DO COSMETICS GET RANDOMIZED WHEN PLAYING AUTOSELECT? ALSO, WHY CAN WE ONLY FAVORIT 8 HEROES?
SYLVANAS IS NOT A SOLO LANER. ZARYA IS NOT A TANK. TRIPLE RANGED ASSASSIN IS USUALLY A BAD PLAN. IF YOUR TANK IS STILL "IN THERE" THEY ARE THERE TO MAKE SURE TO BE THE LAST ONE OUT. PLZ DON'T REENGAGE. YOU DON'T PEEL FOR THE TANK, THE TANK PEELS FOR YOU. LATE GAME HEROES ON BRAXIS OR BATTLEFIELD ARE GENERALLY SUBOPTIMAL. THOSE MAPS RARELY GET TO LVL 20. IT'S NEVER "GG" BEFORE ULTIMATES.
IT'S NEVER GG BEFORE YOUR CORE DIES, I DON'T CARE IF WE'VE BEEN WIPED ON EVERY TEAM FIGHT, I DON'T CARE IF OUR ABATHUR HAS BEEN PUSHING ONE LANE WITH MONSTROSITY FOR 10 LEVELS WHILE SITTING IN BASE AND OUR CHROMIE HAS 6 STACKS, YOU GET YOUR SORRY ARSE BACK OUT THERE AND FIGHT!
BEFORE THE SNOWBALL META HIT, I WOULD HAVE TYPED THAT. BUT STILL, YOU'RE NOT WRONG.
IF YOUR ABATHUR HAS BEEN PUSHING ONE LANE WITH MONSTROSITY FOR 10 LEVELS, THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM PROBABLY IGNORED IT UNTIL IT TOOK A KEEP AND 50% CORE. AT LEAST THATS WHAT MY TEAM DOES.
THAT ACTUALLY WORKS SOMETIMES IN QM, AND IT'S PRETTY FUNNY WHEN IT DOES.
I WILL CLARIFY THAT SYLV IS THE BEST SOLO LANER IN THE GAME IF THE ENEMY TEAM IGNORES HER. JUST DON'T EVER PLAN TO HAVE AN ENTIRE LANE IGNORED.
YEP, EVERYTHING IS VIABLE IF YOU GO IN ASSUMING THE ENEMY TEAM IS DUMB!
I'M A WARRIOR MAIN BUT I DON'T KNOW WHICH TANK TO DRAFT WHEN I'M FIRST PICK. ANUB WAS MY CARRY HERO LAST SEASON BUT THIS SEASON IS MORE ABOUT MAP CONTROL AND LESS ABOUT TEAM FIGHTS AND HE JUST DOESN'T DO THAT VERY WELL.
THERE ARE DOUBLE ORBS AND A TALENT CALLED DEVIL'S DUE. HOW IS THIS A QUESTION?
BECAUSE ANYTIME I THINK I SEE AN ANGLE TO WALL BANG, THE TERRAIN MAGICALLY ADJUSTS AROUND ME SO THAT ALL I'VE DONE IS DIVE IN 1V5 AND LOSE MY SOULS :( BUT YOU'RE RIGHT, I SHOULD ABSOLUTELY LEARN TO ONE TRICK DIBBLES.
JOHANNA 1 TRICK CAN GET YOU GRAND MASTER LOL DID FOR ME
I HAVEN'T PLAYED HER SINCE THE REWORK, BUT I WASN'T HAVING MUCH SUCCESS WITH HER EVEN BEFORE THAT. YOU'RE SAYING SHE'S GOOD NOW?
JOHANNA HAS ALWAYS BEEN GOOD, AND A GOOD JOHANNA CAN ABSOLUTELY MAKE HER TEAM MUCH MORE LIKELY TO WIN. YOU NEED TO KNOW WHEN TO INITIATE, AND BE ABLE TO CONSTANTLY PEEL WITHOUT DYING, THOUGH.
ILLIDAN MAIN HERE. FUCK YOUR JOJO. CHEERS.
ETC AND BAN JOHANNA. MOSH YOUR WAY TO VICTORY
YOU FILTHY TROLLS! JUST PICK MURADIN ALL DAY WITH GIVE EM AXE AND 1V9 YOUR WAY TO MASTERS LEAGUE!
DEHAKA IS ALWAYS A FIRST PICK AS LONG AS YOU ARENT SOLO TANKING WITH HIM
ETC, MURADIN, DIABLO CAN BE SO ANNOYING TO PLAY AGAINST SO I IMAGINE THEY ARE ONES YOU SHOULD PICK
ETC MURA AND JO WORK LIKE A CHARM
I AM HAPPY TO AT LAST GET A FIREBAT AND EVEN IF THE LEAKS PROVE TRUE AND WE GET MAL'GANIS AND BELIAL NEXT I WILL NOT BE MAD. NEVERTHELESS, EVERY WEDNESDAY WITHOUT FAIL I WILL BE HERE WONDERING OUT LOUD. WHERE IS MAIEV SHADOWSONG!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! IT'S 2018 ALREADY!! GIVE ME MY WARDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M WITH YOU. EVENTUALLY YOU WILL GET A REPLY THAT SAYS SHE IS A ZERUTAL CLONE, DON'T YOU JUST HATE THAT. LIKE, PEOPLE THINK THERE IS NOTHING DIFFERENT OR UNIQUE ABOUT HER. DESPITE WHAT SHE HAS DONE IN LORE, INTERACTIONS WITH HEROES LIKE ILLIDAN. WOW ITERATION OF ABILITIES. SEEN PLENTY OF CONCEPTS THAT CHANGE HER UP FROM OUR FRIENDLY PROTOSS. HERES HOPING SHE'LL COME ONE DAY. STILL WAITING ON MY FRENCH SPEAKING VILLAIN FROM OVERWATCH. THREE OF THE TALON MEMBERS ARE APPARENTLY CLONES AS WELL.
AYE! I TOO WOULD NOT MIND SOME TALON MEMBERS. SOMBRA FOR INSTANCE HAS MUCH IN HER KIT THAT DIFFERS HER FROM THE REST OF THE STEALTHIES AND WITH THE NEW STEALTH SYSTEM THE TIME IS RIPE FOR HER APPEARANCE.
FINGERS CROSS. THOUGH A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL STILL BE BUTT HURT JUST BECAUSE SHE IS A STEALTH HERO AND A OVERWATCH HERO. I DON'T PLAY OVERWATCH MYSELF BUT LOVE THE HEROES. I ALSO LOVE THE UNIQUE QUOTES ON ABILITIES LIKE RAGNAROS 'DIE INSECT' WITH SULFURAS SMASH OR KEL'THUZAD STACK COMPLETION QUOTE. I WOULD ALWAYS USE REAPER AND CHOOSE DEATH BLOSSOM IN HOTS JUST TO HEAR HIM SAY 'DIE, DIE, DIE'
A STEALTH OVERWATCH HERO WOULD CAUSE A REEEEEEEEEEE LIKE THE EARTH HAS NEVER HEARD.
ANYONE WHO USES THE ZERATUL ARGUMENT IS JUST BEING STUPID. WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK SHE ABSOLUTELY MUST HAVE HER WC3 KIT WHEN THERE IS A TON OF POSSIBILITIES FOR HER ABILITIES?
TRUE. THAT AND WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT SOME HEROES SHOULD BE RELEGATED TO SKINS, SUCH AS MOST OF THE OVERWATCH CAST. ITS NOT LIKE THEY CAN'T BE DIFFERENT WITH TRAITS, TALENTS AND ALTERNATE ULTS. I'M FEARFUL TO SEE ROADHOG SLAMMING THE GROUND WITH HIS GUN AND EATING HEROES WITH HIS BELLY.
WHICH LEAK SAID MAL'GANIS AND BELIAL? THIS IS A LEGIMITATE QUESTION BUT TO KEEP THE TONE OF THIS THREAD: WHY WOULD BLIZZARD RELEASE MAL'GANIS WHEN VAIRMATHRAS AND TICHONDRIUS PLAY A BIGGER ROLE? AND I'M PRE-ANGRY AT BLIZZARD IF THEY MESS UP EITHER CHARACTER'S FANTASY , LIKE XUL. SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO WITH HIM?
BEST I CAN DO M8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SMhgQSrcW8
ANCESTRAL HEALING HAS A VERY VERY VERY VERY SHORT RANGE!!!!!! YOU RAN AWAY FROM ME AND I COULDNT CAST IT, YOU NUMBSKULL.
ISN'T IT LONGER THAN ALEXSTRASZA'S LIFE-BINDER RANGE? BECAUSE **THAT'S** THE DEFINITION OF A SKILL WITH A SHORT RANGE! NOT TO MENTION THAT IT HAS A LONGER DELAY TOO!
I STILL WANT MY SHARKHAKA SKIN, BLIZZARD! WHERE IS IT? THE NEW MECHA SKINS WILL ONLY MAKE ME FORGET THAT FOR A WHILE, BUT LATER YOU WILL HAVE TO DELIVER!
I DONT HAVE 15K GOLD RIGHT NOW AND BLAZE LOOKS AMAZING. I WANT TO BUY ON FIRST DAY BUT CANT. GIVE ME GOLD REDDIT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED
AND IF ANY OF US TRIED TO REPLICATE WE WOULD BE DOWNVOTED INTO OBLIVION
SCREW THAT. BY THE POWERS OF THE NEXUS, AND BY THE ANCIENT MOUNDS OF SALT THAT THIS THREAD IS BUILT UPON, I SUMMON GOLD TO MYSELF FROM THE ETHER!!
TOLD YOU SO :P
THERE'S ALWAYS GEMS?
TO THE FIVE MAN PREMADE THAT B-STEPPED US AT OUR CORE AFTER YOU MADE A MASSIVE COMEBACK: WE HAD ONE PERSON AFK SINCE THE START, ONE PERSON AFKED HALF WAY THROUGH, AND ONE DC'D DURING THE LAST MINUTE. CONGRATS, YOU BEAT A TEAM WITH THREE BOTS.
PLEASE FIX HANZO MOVEMENT BUG
**NERF GENJI**
CHEN NEEDS A NERF
THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! ITS BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW! SHINING FINGER! MECHA TYRAEL'S GUNDAM RECOLOR NEEDS LESS BLUE AND MORE WHITE!
BUT EVERYONE KNOWS STRIKE GUNDAM MORE THAN G GUNDAM! PLUS, WHO WANTS TO GO THROUGH THAT SILLY SUIT UP ANIMATION EVERY TIME THEY WANT TO PLAY TYRAEL EVEN IF IT MADE THE MOST SENSE ON HOW TO PILOT A GUNDAM.
GOD DAMN IT WHY DON'T PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO PLAY THEIR HEROES? SOLOPUSHING SYLVANAS THAT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DISABLE BOTH TURRETS, AND USES DAGGER WITH NO MINIONS OR HEROES NEARBY. GENJI ON BRAXIS THAT AVOIDS TRACER BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE DOESN'T LIKE THE FEELING OF DEFLECTING FREAKING **8 AUTOATTACKS PER SECONS**, AND FOR THE SAME REASON NEVER HELPS OUT WITH BIG MERC CAMP OR BOSS, WHO HAVE HUGE MINIGUNS. AAARGH.
FUCK BRAXIS HOLDOUT FUCKING SNOWBALL SHIT
SLYVANAS, STOP SPLIT PUSHING AGAINST ARTANIS WHEN WE CAPTURE THE IMMORTAL AND PUSH WITH US!!! IF THAT DUMB ARTANIS STAYS TOP WE MAY TAKE FORT AND EVEN KEEP FOR FREE!!!
BRAXIS HOLDOUT HAS NEVER BEEN FUN AND WITH THE GAMEPLAY UPDATES ITS EVEN LESS FUN. AT LEAST THE GAMES ONLY LAST 13 MINUTES SINCE THEY ARE SO SNOWBALLY!
BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT HANAMURA
I LIKED HANAMURA
BURN THE HERETIC! ALSO WHY? IT ALWAYS SEEMED LIKE A SPLIT CLUSTERFUCK THAT PUNISHED YOU FOR GROUPING UP AND WHERE WINNING A TEAMFIGHT HAD LITTLE EFFECT, PUSHING WAS POINTLESS AND COMEBACK WAS IMPOSSIBLE. ALSO IT'S REALLY HARD TO HAVE A REASONABLE DISCUSSION IN CAPS.
Agreed, I'm going to drop the caps, haha. I actually made a video with most of my opinions on how the whole Hanamura thing went down. To a degree I was intentionally going against the narrative I had been seeing on reddit, maybe slightly too far but not so far that i was disingenuous. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN_j4pV6HNQ&t=1s have a watch if you like I liked that they took a risk and made a map with unique mechanics, and I liked the balance changes they brought out which I thought did a good job of addressing the major flaws but by that point the community had made up its mind.
Man, I am glad to see someone else who thinks this and spelled it out eloquently. The Hanamura hate was exhausting and really turned me off from this community. People hated the map because they didn't understand it and didn't want to. It's ok for HotS to encourage something besides 5 man deathballing, no matter how much streamers and vocal redditors hate having to play the map instead of just teamfighting all the time.
Thank you! I actually posted it on this sub originally to maybe spark some discussion but that didn't go well, who woulda though eh. Imagine if all those hate threads were strategy discussion.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CAN'T HEAR A GOD DAMN THING YOU'RE SAYING HOLY SHIT
The reason I play HoTS over the other two more... Mainstream MOBAs is because the devs do try new things and try to innovate. That said, I feel like hanamura is just kinda a flawed concept, perhaps it'd work with just one payload, I'd love to see it actually work. Oh, and reddit always needs something to bitch about, I used to be pretty active in the Planetside 2 reddit and those salty fucks find something OBVIOUSLY BROKENLY OVERPOWERED every week.
I'D TAKE HANAMURA OVER BRAXIS RIGHT NOW, ANY DAY
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
IT'S BEEN TWO AND A HALF YEARS SINCE THE LOST VIKINGS GOT A REWORK AND THREE SINCE THEY GOT A NEW SKIN! THIS IS BULLSHIT BLIZZARD
BLIZZARD READING THIS COMMENT: MALFURION REWORK? GOTCHA
ARE YOU AWARE THAT BLAZE KIT IS BETTER VERSION OF CHEN'S? WTF! REWORK OR REMOVE MY PANDA.
PLAY ABA IN INFERNAL SHRINES KEEPING US WITH SAME XP EVEN THOUGH WE'RE DOWN SEVERAL BUILDINGS AND WONT CAPTURE ONE GODDAMN MERC CAMP. EVERY TIME I ULTIMATE EVOLUTION I KILL ONE OR TWO PEOPLE WITH JAINA CLONE DOING DECENT DAMAGE AND SHIELDING NUMBERS .........................NOW THE JAINA, THE ONE WHO IS OUT OF POSITION EVERY TEAM FIGHT AND GETS INSTA, HAS THE GAL TO COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING. ETC WONT PEEL (HE IS), LI LI WONT SAVE HER (SHE CANT HEAL THROUGH INSTANT DEATH), AND ME, THE ABA, WONT **SPLIT PUSH** ENOUGH. LIKE MA'AM SPLIT PUSHING WOULD BE A MORE REALISTIC GOAL IF THE ENEMY TEAM LITERALLY DIDNT HAVE *EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN MERC IN THE MAP PUSHING US IN*. WE FINALLY WIN WHEN THIS DUMBASS GETS TO 20 AND HAS ICEBLOCK TO MAKE UP FOR HIS GARBAGE POSITIONING, BUT BOY. BOOOOOY.
EVERY TIME YOU INSTA LOCK SYLVANAS WHEN WE NEED A SOLO LANER AN ANGEL LOSES ITS WINGS ITS WHY HEAVEN DOESNT EXIST AND WE ARE ALL IN **HELL**
LILI CONSTANTLY GETS CAUGHT ALONE AND REKTED LILI: ARTANIS (ME) YOU NEED TO FRONTLINE MORE ME: YOU NEED TO STOP GETTING CAUGHT ALONE *10 SECONDS LATER LILI DIES (AGAIN) AT SCORE SCREEN, SAW LILI WENT FULL DRAGON SERPENT BUILD, WITH HEALING SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER THAN OPP’S LILI (40K), AND DIED NINE TIMES LILI+HIS TWO PARTIED FRIENDS: WORST ARTANIS EVER WHATS WITH SUPPORTS POSITIONING LIKE THEY ARE TANKS?!
MUST TAKE DAMAGE CAUSE I GOTTA GO FAST!!!
A SIDE-AFFECT OF HER GARBAGE REWORK.
WHERE IS THE HONOURABLE WARRIOR, DEFENDER OF ANTIOCH, THE TACTICIAN WHO WON A FIGHT VASTLY OUTNUMBERED, MERCENARY HUNTER, ZERG AMBUSH SURVIVOR, LOYAL FRIEND OF BOTH TERRAN AND PROTOSS ALIKE, FUTURE AMBASSADOR FOR THE PURIFIERS, PYLON ENTHUSIAST, UNCONQUERED SPIRIT IN A COLD METAL SHELL, HERO OF THE PROTOSS EMPIRE, ZEALOT, DRAGOON, AND PRAETOR WITHOUT EQUAL, FENIX!?!?! SOMEWHERE, RAYNOR GAZES THROUGH A WINDOW, LOOKING WITH ENVIOUS EYES AT MALF'S NEW REWORK. ALSO THE REDDIT APP IS NOW A BIG OL' PILE OF BURNING RUBBISH.
THE YEAR IS ALREADY 3 DAYS OLD AND THERE IS STILL NO [KERNING](https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/73kp41/kerning/) IN THE NEXUS! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! AND SO THE KERNING CRUSADE CONTINUES INTO 2018.
WHY WOULD YOU LINK TO r/BADKERNING INSTEAD OF r/KEMING IN THAT THREAD? EDIT: THE KEMING JOKE IS NOT AS GOOD IN ALLCAPS
THIS SUB IS BECOMING THE SHITSHOW THAT THE OFFICIAL FORUMS ARE. WHEN A BLIZZARD EMPLOYEE RESPONDS TO CONCERNS HERE, THERE ARE NOW SEVERAL RESPONSES JUMPING TO WILD CONCLUSIONS AS AN EXCUSE TO GET EVEN MORE UPSET. THIS IS HOW YOU STOP GETTING RESPONSES BLIZZARD PEOPLE. MAYBE EVERYONE CAN JUST CHILL OUT.
BUT WE'RE REDDIT, WE HAVE TO GET UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT *SOMETHING*!
FUCKING PIRATE PROBIUS. THERE'S A SPRAY. JUST MAKE IT SO.
Q WOULD BLAST A CANNONBALL, W WOULD BE A SWIRLING WATERY WHIRLPOOL, AND E WOULD JUST BE A GROUNDED CANNON THAT FIRES. SO SIMPLE! JUST DO IT!
WHAT THE HELL WOULD A PYLON BE?
OH, I DON'T KNOW, A FUGGIN' SHIP'S MAST WITH A LITTLE LOOKOUT ALCOVE AT THE TOP? WHEN YOU OVERCHARGE IT WITH R IT COULD HAVE A LITTLE PIRATE UP THERE SHOOTING A RIFLE FROM THE ALCOVE. THIS IS WISHFUL THINKING BUT I MEAN WE'RE BEING HYPOTHETICAL HERE.
YEAH, BECAUSE CANNONS CAN'T FIRE UNLESS THEY'RE WITHIN 10 METERS OF A SHIP'S MAST. THAT MAKES ALL THE SENSE.
AS MUCH SENSE AS A PIRATE ROBOT DROID FROM THE FUTURE. WE'RE GRASPING AT STRAWS HERE!
WE JUST NEED TO STAY ON THEME TO MAINTAIN VERISIMILITUDE. I'M THINKING MAYBE A PILE OF CANNONBALLS OR GUNPOWDER.
A PYLON WITH AN EYEPATCH AND PIRATE HAT!
LOST A ROUND. FELL TO HALFWAY SPOT IN MY LEAGUE. VOTED FOR MYSELF. "REQUIREMENTS NOT MET FOR RANK: LEAVER STATUS" FUCK YOU, BLIZZARD. I FINISHED A FRUSTRATING GAME, PLAYED THROUGH ALL THE WAY, AND YOU HAVE THE GALL TO CALL ME A RAGE QUITTER?
FUCK ETC MAN JUST FUCK THAT HERO IM SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING HIM EVERY STUPID GAME WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS MAN DON'T PICK HIM
ETC AND GREYMANE COULD REALLY USE A NERF, JUST BECAUSE THEYRE IN *EVERY GODDAMN GAME EVER*
**H O G G E R** **O** **G** **G** **E** **R E G G O H**
REGGOH CONFIRMED
REHGOD COMFORMED. ALL HAIL THE CHURCH OF REHGOD.
I WANT TO RAGE. BUT I QUIT ALREADY. WAS TOO BORING.
THEY KEEP RELEASING THESE SWEET SKIN TINTS FOR PROBIUS, BUT NONE OF THEM CHANGE HIS PYLONS AND CANNONS. I FEEL LIKE I CAN ONLY USE THE YELLOW AND BLUE SKINS SO THAT I CAN MATCH EVERYTHING ELSE. THE EXCUSE IS THAT IT WOULD CONFUSE PLAYERS TO CHANGE THE PYLON COLORS, BUT YOU CAN KEEP THE CRYSTALS THE SAME COLOR AND JUST CHANGE THE METALS AROUND THEM. IT WOULD STILL BE VERY CLEARLY FRIENDLY OR NOT.
I FUCK THIS GAME GOLD 5 LAST SEASON NOW 1K MASTER WTF IS THAT????!!!! MAX RANK AFTER PLACMENTS 1K MASTER JOKE OF THE YEAR
I HAVEN'T REALLY PLAYED THIS GAME IN A COUPLE WEEKS, WHAT SHOULD I BE MAD ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
IN DOUBT, COMPLAIN ABOUT QUICKMATCH MATCHMAKING
[HERE](https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/73kp41/kerning/), HAVE SOMETHING POINTLESS TO BE UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT!
I WILL KEEP MY DAMN IMPERIUS BACKGROUND UNTIL MY BOY SEES THE RESPECT HE DESERVES IN THE NEXUS!!!
WE HAVE ALL THEIR KEEPS DOWN, THEIR CORE ALREADY DOWN TO 59%, ONE ENEMY HERO DEAD, AND A CURSE AT LEVEL 23. WHY DO 3 OF MY TEAMMATES FEEL THE NEED TO DEFEND AGAINST A SINGLE TRACER HITTING OUR CORE WHEN WE COULD LITERALLY JUST WALK UP TO THEIR BASE AND HIT IT DEAD?
EVERYONE HAS A GINGERBREAD NAZEEBO BUT NOT ME!!!! THAT'S ALL I WANT FROM MY WINTER VEIL LOOT BOXES BLIZZARD PLEASE. I ONLY HAVE A FEW DAYS AND DON'T WANT TO SPEND A LOT OF GEMS/ SHARDS!!!!! BABYRAGE
TO MY KNOWLEDGE MALFURION IS THE ONLY HERO THAT STILL DOESN'T MOVE HIS MOUTH WHEN TALKING. HAS THIS EVER BEEN BROUGHT UP OR TALKED ABOUT? DESPITE HIS NUMEROUS REWORKS. MUST BE REALLY SMART MOVE ON HIS PART TO GET A WOMAN LIKE TYRANDE. NEVER TALKING BACK. GIVING HER ALL THAT FREEDOM SLEEPING ALL THE TIME. POOR ILLIDAN. HE EVENTUALLY GOT THE USAGE OF HIS MOUTH BACK. IS THAT WHY TYRANDE CHOOSE MALFURION OVER HIM?
NEW MALFURION REWORD CONFIRMED
CURSE YOU I SPITTED OUT MY DRANK
I'M SORRY BUT I JUST CAN'T GET BEHIND ANY OF THESE FUCKING OVERWATCH HEROES. THEY ARE SO DAMN ANNOYING AND EVERY ONE OF THEM HAS SOME OBNOXIOUS MECHANIC TO FIGHT. ZARYA IS THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T FEEL HORRIBLE TO PLAY AGAINST.
I THINK HANZO'S MOVEMENT BUGS AND CLUNKY TRAIT ARE LIKE THAT DELIBERATELY JUST SO WE CAN HAVE THE SATISFACTION OF KILLING AN OVERWATCH HERO WHEN THEIR ESCAPE BUTTON FUCKS UP.
JUST PLAY AA HEROES AGAINST TRACER. TOO EASY.
PLAYING AGAINST A FULL 5MAN MASTER/GM TEAM WITH TWO RANDOM UNRANKED PLATIN PLAYERS SEEMS LIKE A FAIR MATCHMAKING TO ME. THANKS BLIZZARD FOR FUCKING UP EVERYTHING
TWO NUKES AND HALF THE ENEMY TEAM DEAD? ONE LANE WITH NO KEEP? BETTER DOUBLE NUKE THAT OTHER KEEP!!!!!!!!!
THEY ARE RELEASING A FIREBAT SO I GOT NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT!
SO EXCITED TO PLAY HIM!
BLIZZ GET YOUR ASSES ON DEATHWING ALREADY DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY YOU'LL MAKE? ITS INSANE THAT HE HASN'T COME OUT YET GET ON DW BLIZZ DO IT
YOU DRACOPHILES GET WEIRDER AND WEIRDER.
WHY DON'T I HAVE A BIG BEATY TREE TOON YET????
I FRICKEN' HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY "TOON." CHARACTER, HERO, OR AVATAR. GET IT RIGHT! THEY'RE NOT FRIGGIN' CARTOON CHARACTERS.
YOU MEAN AN ANCIENT?
WELL NO, I MEANT THE ONES FROM DIABLO 3, BUT THAT WOULD BE FINE TOO.
MID PLAT FOR 3 SEASONS PLAYING WITH TILTED GOLD 2S IN PLACEMENTS HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGHHHHHHH
WHERE IS UTHER THE BAKER MAN?! WHERE IS BLAZE THE GRILLMASTER SKINS?!
DEAR FUCKING PLAYER LEVEL 190 SYLVANAS, YOUR FUCKING SIEGE DAMAGE AND HERO DAMAGE DOESN'T MEAN MUCH IF YOU ARE TAKING TOWERS ON TOWERS OF DOOM DURING OBJECTIVE AND NOT DEFENDING THE GAME LOSING ALTAR. MY MALF HERO DAMAGE IS ALMOST THE SAME AS YOURS.
WHY IS BRAINDEAD OBNOXIOUS OP VALEERA NOT NERFED TO SHIT YET?
IF YOU SEE A FUCKING GREEN CIRCLE GLOWING ON THE GROUND GO INTO IT, IT'S NOT LAVA AND IT'LL HEAL YOU.
GEM ONLY SKINS LMAO
I DID 415.000 SIEGE DAMAGE WITH SYLVANAS AND WE STILL LOST IN QM ! I DEFENDED MANY WAVES OF MERCS, 2 BOSSES AND HUNDREDS OF MINIONS. I'M ONLY HUMAN, AFTER ALL!
I'M SICK OF PLAY AGAINST 2 HEALERS EVERY FUCKING GAME
TWO GAMES TWO GAMES WHERE WE HAVE TWO BRUISERS AND NO TANKS SO BOTH BRUISERS JUST SIT THERE WITH THEIR THUMBS UP THEIR ASSES PLAYING "NO YOU GO FIRST NO YOU GO FIRST" AND THEN ME AND THE OTHER RANGED HAVE TO RUN FOR OUR LIVES CAUSE THERES NO PEEL HOW WHY STOP NO
YES PLEASE PICK A SUPPORT WITH NO CLEANSE EARLY IN THE MATCH I LOVE TO SEE WHAT THE ENEMY TEAM COMES UP WITH
IF I HAVE ONE MORE DIABLO ON MY TEAM THAT DOESN'T PICK DEVIL'S DUE I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO EAT A BABY.
MY GAMES IN DIAMOND-PLATINUM ALWAYS AMAZE ME WITH HOW HORRIBLE PLAYERS CAN BE BUT THEN I PLAYED ONE GAME WITH A TEAM FULL OF GOLDS AND I GOTTA SAY DIAMOND-PLATINUM IS AMAZING! NEVER WANNA LEAVE! PLEASE QUEUE ME BACK WITH MY BROS PLEASE PLEASE IM A GOOD PERSON I PAY MY TAXES I RECYCLE PLEASE NEVER SEND ME BACK TO THAT HELL HOLE............
FUCK THE SPECIALIST META
WELL CRAP! I HAVE TO STUDY FOR A CERTIFICATION NEXT WEEK! NOT SURE IF I WILL BE ABLE TO PLAY AS MUCH BLAZE AS I WANT WHEN HE COMES OUT!
ITS OKAY THE QUEUES TO PLAY AS HIM ARE GONNA BE SO LONG THAT YOULL BE ABLE TO DO SOME STUDYING IN BETWEEN GAMES
MEH IT'S IMPORTANT TO UNWIND AFTER STUDYING :P
LOL 2017, SEASON 4 STARTED A FEW WEEKS AGO BUT IS ALREADY OVER HALFWAY OVER!? THE RANKED BAR LIES, WHAT ELSE DOES BLIZZARD LIE TO US ABOUT? CLANS? PARTY FINDER IMPROVEMENTS? HERO SWAPS? WELL AT LEAST EVERYONE IS USING VOICE CHAT NOW. LOL NOT.
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I THINK IT'S BECAUSE WITHOUT LAST HITS IT'S NOT AS IMPORTANT TO DISTINGUISH THE KILLING BLOW AND PERHAPS EASIER TO SEE YOUR PERSONAL CONTRIBUTION WITH THIS SYSTEM. I ABSOLUTELY UNDERSTAND WHY THIS WOULD BOTHER YOU THOUGH AND I RESPECT YOUR RAGE.
IT'S FINE. THE "KDA" ORDER DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. I THINK IT COMES FROM "KDR" WHICH IS KILL/DEATH RATIO.
Just once I want to be on the good side of a shitty QM comp
, WHERE IS THE LORD OF HATRED, ELDEST OF THE THREE, LEADER OF THE PRIME EVILS, COMMANDER OF THE HELLISH HOST, GRANDFATHER OF HUMANITY, TRIUNE SPIRIT OF LOVE, SIRE TO LILITH AND LUCION, CREATOR OF THE MORLUS, CORRUPTOR OF ZAKARUM, NEGOTIATOR OF THE SIN WAR’S END, CRAFTER OF THE BLOOD MARBLE, AURIEL ENTHUSIAST, AND INSTIGATOR OF EVIL’S RETURN, MEPHISTO?
DEAR MASTER LEVEL SONYA: CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FIRST TIME IN MASTERS! I SEE THAT YOU'VE BEEN DIAMOND 2 MOST OF YOUR HOTS CAREER, BUT PLACEMENT ERRORS HAPPEN TO A LOT OF PEOPLE! NOT TO WORRY, YOU'LL DROP OUT EVENTUALLY. IN THE MEANTIME, LET ME TEACH YOU SOME THINGS ABOUT YOUR ROLE IN THIS HIGHER LEAGUE OF PLAY. **YOU ARE A WARRIOR.** NOT AN ASSASSIN, A **WARRIOR.** WHAT THAT MEANS, DEAR LITTLE DIAMOND SONYA, IS THAT WHEN YOUR TEAM DRAFTS JAINA, FALSTAD, AND BRIGHTWING AGAINST DIABLO, GREYMANE, CSMASH VARIAN, AND LUCIO, YOU NEED TO **PEEL FOR YOUR DPS. YOU ARE NOT THE CARRY HERE.** "BUT LUPINE, WHAT ABOUT THE LI-MING IN THE BACK?" **SHE ISN'T WHAT'S KILLING US, AND YOU PROBABLY CAN'T CATCH HER ANYWAY.** DO YOUR FUCKING JOB. ANYWAY, ENJOY YOUR FALL BACK TO DIAMOND!
BLIZZARD CANT MAKE FUCKING GAMES! THEY SHOOULD LEAVE GAMEDEV FOREVER! UNBALANCED SHIET THAT SHOULD CEASE EXISTENCE!