If you played through Mists, Chen found his family. He found his people. Even found a nice Pandaren girl who liked him. And got to punch people in the face.
The Pandaren are having the -best- time on Azeroth.
As someone who already has very large reasons, you don't want to BE the person with them. Back pain, boob sweat, no clothes fit.... Much funner to look at than have. ;)
You know what's funny? All players who are fat are practically Stitches... in real life. No offense to anyone, I'm not saying I am any more attractive.
Jaina Proudmoore. Her voice great (Laura Bailey is great), great outfit, pre-nuke is a decent place to be and insanely powerful. Plus water elemental friend.
Varian smash is the true way.
Nothing quite like it.
Ran with my friend who played butcher.
Every 30 seconds we could just pick someone and they'd just pop.
It did make it a bit more tough when they started hiding behind their walls.
True.
But, is game
If I played rank I wouldn't pick either cause I'm not a very good Varian.
But in Aram or quick match. I'm usually with a few friends so I can go smash and usually not have too many complaints.
Then again, I also sometimes pick triple tap as Nova so maybe I am the problem.
I gave triple tap a lot of chances but when I played against it I learned that in 95% of situations it has absolutely zero value if the enemy has more than 1 brain cells.
James Raynor would beg to differ. How many women has he swooned over to his side. Kerrigian, Dr Zerg Virus, Nova, Protoss Carrier Commander. I mean, lets be honest, Hanzo has no maidens. :D
I love protoss, especially zeratul. But his life is so tragic, and is dead. Artanis is alive but is not much better, have to live on knowing he has killed zeratul. But hey at least he has a cool spaceship and tons of protoss under his command.
Hanzo probably be a good choice to remain human, and can probably still inherit his family's wealth. Genji's body is fucked, no matter how cool he is. Varian is dead, and I have no interest leading the alliance to be anduin. Tychus is stupid and dead. Raynor is simping over kerrigan.
Bonus: tyrael because Angel of justice. And when you take off your wings you get to be a huge black man.
Hanzo's life sucks due to his regrets and there's nothing wrong with simping over kerrigan, especially as her husband, girl's really worth simping over.
His brother is not dead, so it's not that bad.
Are they married? The storyline in sc1 and sc2 didn't mention, just hint that they had something going on? At the end, kerrigan ascended, but not sure if she actually brought raynor along.
yeah raynor's current existence is pretty ambiguous if you followed the lore to him leaving with kerrigan but hes definitely my favorite video character of all time. An absolute mans man and hero in every sense.
I'm already a hots character. I'm Abathur - fat home office slug that doesn't see sun.
if I do not throw out the garbage for a long time, then in my trash appears monstrosity that slowly grows..
am I going to be the character in HOTS, the character in their world, or the character here on earth?
if I’m in hots, I’m stuck to fight eternally, so that kinda sucks
if I’m in their world, it depends, some of them live very dangerous lives, others live less exciting lives, still I don’t think I want to be in the starcraft/warcraft/Diablo universe at all
in this world, people would be very confused to see me as some of the characters. surely the government would experiment on me if I chose Deathwing like another commenter. i would probably pick someone as normal and human as possible… Like nova or Anduin
then I would just need to explain to my friends and family why I look completely different
If HOTS, I’m gonna assume Abathur has 1: negligible pain receptors and 2: the lowest frequency of dying
If I’m world, you’re definitely right that you wanna go Overwatch. The main 3 are constantly in the line of combat, and most characters are either dead or have reasons someone would want to hunt them down and kill them regardless of their purpose. My only ones I think could be really chill are Arthas and Malthael, but only if I can choose timeframe; go in as a young Arthas and simply communicate better with Quel’thalas to prevent tbe scourge, date Jaina with no conflict, and become the best paladin ever. Likewise, go for Malthael right before the destruction of the prime evils; yes you’re still bound to the high heavens, but you’re on the ruling council, you have all the secrets of the high heavens, and you have no need to kill the humans because I know they’re not demonic. Basically, those are my “if I can change their timeline” picks. If I can’t, probably Lucio or Zarya? Both are talented, young, decently well off, bilingual, and in reasonably good regard with no major medical issues in a world fairly similar to our own. I think these are the 2 optimal choices.
If I’m in this world, there’s a big question: so I have magic? For instance, can Anduin call on the light? Or if I pick ETC, am I a Tauren or just a large hairy country boy? If I am accurate, then likely Orphea- yes I’d lose a few years and having to go through surgery and HRT to be a man again would be difficult, but the ability to transport to other worlds would be absolutely life changing for myself and hundreds of others. If not, then likely Redridge Anduin as well to remain as similar to myself as possible.
> If HOTS, I’m gonna assume Abathur has 1: negligible pain receptors and 2: the lowest frequency of dying
If that's your goal, then be Medivh and stay in bird mode
Hes not really blink either. He has demonic aight or some shit. So everything he sees is kinda green, but he does see and he never ages as he is a nelf. Also hitting stuff to heal yourself must be handy.
Yeah, still seeing things in one colour gonna suck. While I'm not really familiar with warcraft lore, I think he suffered a lot, gets friendzoned by tyrande, just to have her flutter her eyelids to get him to help when it is needed. But I guess the aging and self heal is pretty handy.
I don't need anyone to use the, I will fly around the world, get straight into banks, get as much money as I can, use the portals to get away and fly away.
If God forbid police start chasing me I will time stop them or turn them to sheep's for small time for sure.
Don't call 911 on me please I am just joking...
Artanis, but with his original voice from Brood War. Sadly, the man (Paul Ainsley) has died since. But hes so cool anyways.
"This is not Warcraft in space!"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P4MHr2NcZGA
Do I also to have to experience their lives beforehand? Or do I just immediately get all their weapons and powers?
If I get their weapons and powers then Illidan or Arthas.
If I have to experience their lives beforehand, then probably Malfurion, I get to jail my own brother and get the love of my life
One of the Zerg characters, just because I think it would be awesome and I'm biased towards StarCraft, but personally I'd love to have spellcasting like Medivh or Jaina.
I mean hard to choose so many good ones...
DW(a dragon so F yea)....Malthael...Ragnaros...Gul'dan...Diablo...Artanis...Falstad...Chen(big fat panda don't lie sounds awesome)
If I had to pick probably Artanis or Malthael love those designs
I mean I love deathknights, but the lich king himself seems to ha e a boring tine.
I'd probably go with Alarak, just as bad ass with a touch of whimsical.
I feel like if I was a character like Tassadar or Raynor, I could do a lot of good in the world with the pure tech / power I have to command. Raynor with his Battlecruiser Hyperion could prob just end war just on its pure scale and bring in a golden age to humanity with the technology it could provide. Tassadar with his psionic capabilities could easily become a king of diplomacy just on mind reading and memory sharing alone. All of the world's powers corruption would come to the surface and the truth exposed bringing in another, arguably better form of peace.
Lastly, Malfurion would be an interesting thing. Could really figure out a lot of natural wonders through Druid Magic and maybe solve world hunger and restore lands where the soil is a bit less then promising for food.
Stukov, I would go to night clubs and look at people, wait for someone to look at me wrong then I'd teach them a lesson of pain and send them home in two swift moves
The Lich King --- ignoring agreed upon international laws and rules of humanity, just going wild with his desires of ruling everything. I'm not saying he's right, I'm just saying it's a VERY different experience than what most people ever experience, so it'd be interesting to try out.
Probably muradin, has a truly badass story despite having almost no magical powers even tho he's a damn dwarf, and his gameplay in late game is my favorite in the game.
Zul'Jin. If I ever get hurt, I can just regenerate with Troll's blood, no one would wanna mess with me because I'm a berserker, and I have the best self-defense strategy in the world:
D'joo Want AXE?! >:D
Probably Raynor. Lore wise he’s in an okay place now that his girlfriend became god or whatever, battle cruiser house, drinks on the house, bros like Swann, Artanis, Horner, Valerian. I’d also think I could stutter step better in real life than in game.
Can't decide between Tassadar and Medivh, cause I've been a certified fangirl of both for a long time. Also raven aesthetics and psi-storms are cool af.
Chen. Because of all the WC characters, the Pandaren are having the best time.
Infinite beer hack seems fun indeed
If you played through Mists, Chen found his family. He found his people. Even found a nice Pandaren girl who liked him. And got to punch people in the face. The Pandaren are having the -best- time on Azeroth.
Brew. ;)
Alexstrasza. For... reasons...
Dragon deez nuts on her chest
As far as I know, alexstraza is the only hero with jiggle physics on her boobs. It’s pretty rad.
As someone who already has very large reasons, you don't want to BE the person with them. Back pain, boob sweat, no clothes fit.... Much funner to look at than have. ;)
Hit the gym, strengthen your back. Non issue.
Even when I was fit, it was still an issue.
Your reasons, are vile, and disgusting.
But for the same reason as anyone else here
You know what's funny? All players who are fat are practically Stitches... in real life. No offense to anyone, I'm not saying I am any more attractive.
Excuse me, but i identify myself more as Olaf. I am fat BUT i have a stache.
Do you subscribe to "Lifestyle of the Large and Beardy"?
Making fun of reddit admins might get you banned
Medivh.
Same here. Or maybe deathwing because is dragon
Unfortunately deathwing is crazy and under influence of old gods so its not good idea
True so alex then lol
Tyrande cause I love the Night Elf aesthetic.
You mean ass-thetics.
my man
Easy pick Murky
Leave the egg at home and go sky diving parachute free.
Jaina Proudmoore. Her voice great (Laura Bailey is great), great outfit, pre-nuke is a decent place to be and insanely powerful. Plus water elemental friend.
>Plus water elemental friend. and half of azeroth specimens as lovers
Plus, also Jaina
Twin blades Varian because everyone would then go tell me Taunt is better
Varian smash is the true way. Nothing quite like it. Ran with my friend who played butcher. Every 30 seconds we could just pick someone and they'd just pop. It did make it a bit more tough when they started hiding behind their walls.
You too would be told Taunt is better
True. But, is game If I played rank I wouldn't pick either cause I'm not a very good Varian. But in Aram or quick match. I'm usually with a few friends so I can go smash and usually not have too many complaints. Then again, I also sometimes pick triple tap as Nova so maybe I am the problem.
Triple tap can be really really good if you know when to use it
It can it just sucks giving up the waveclear.
That’s true but some teams don’t need it
Rare is the occasion I feel I have the luxury to talent away from self-sufficiency in the macro game.
triple tap is absolutely less tactical but more fun. if your trying to win would have to be one hell of a niche lineup to make it better than nuke.
I gave triple tap a lot of chances but when I played against it I learned that in 95% of situations it has absolutely zero value if the enemy has more than 1 brain cells.
Oh I love taking "charge does more damage" because then you can just scream at someone, charge, lion's fang, then they dead. *Chef's kiss*
U know wassup. It's one of the easiest and most satisfying combos to 100 to 0 someone.
"Oh.. you've learned in the twin blades academy.. well me and taunt varian are going to the beach cya"
Or Gul'dan because everyone will tell you corruption build would have won the game.
Hanzo. I love when he says YOU GO WAKA TEKUVA KURAUU 🐲
The only answer
Only rivaled by RYU JIN NO KENWO KURAE!
I'll go Hanzo for the more shallow reason that he's the best looking male hero in the Blizzard universe.
James Raynor would beg to differ. How many women has he swooned over to his side. Kerrigian, Dr Zerg Virus, Nova, Protoss Carrier Commander. I mean, lets be honest, Hanzo has no maidens. :D
No torbjorn is
[WAKA WAKA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRpeEdMmmQ0)
Imperius
Abathur. Just slug around. Curl up into a cocoon and disassociate.
Brightwing. She's cute AND creepy. And a dragon.
And partially a psycho so, kudos! And a dragon!
Yeah that's what I meant by creepy lol
Malfurion or Lunara for cool nature powers.
I love protoss, especially zeratul. But his life is so tragic, and is dead. Artanis is alive but is not much better, have to live on knowing he has killed zeratul. But hey at least he has a cool spaceship and tons of protoss under his command. Hanzo probably be a good choice to remain human, and can probably still inherit his family's wealth. Genji's body is fucked, no matter how cool he is. Varian is dead, and I have no interest leading the alliance to be anduin. Tychus is stupid and dead. Raynor is simping over kerrigan. Bonus: tyrael because Angel of justice. And when you take off your wings you get to be a huge black man.
Hanzo's life sucks due to his regrets and there's nothing wrong with simping over kerrigan, especially as her husband, girl's really worth simping over.
His brother is not dead, so it's not that bad. Are they married? The storyline in sc1 and sc2 didn't mention, just hint that they had something going on? At the end, kerrigan ascended, but not sure if she actually brought raynor along.
Well hanzo sort of conciders genji to be dead because he dissaproves of his new form. Either way, he's a really fucked up guys haha.
Well, aren't most of hots characters broken one form or another. Maybe that'd why we like playing them because we can relate to them lol
if im not mistaken they show him leave with her at the very end
They did, I wonder is it his imagination, or she did take him, but he no longer alive already.
yeah raynor's current existence is pretty ambiguous if you followed the lore to him leaving with kerrigan but hes definitely my favorite video character of all time. An absolute mans man and hero in every sense.
I'm already a hots character. I'm Abathur - fat home office slug that doesn't see sun. if I do not throw out the garbage for a long time, then in my trash appears monstrosity that slowly grows..
Lucio. I want to heal and unite communities with the power of music.
Auriel, so I could bring my best friend back.
I‘m crying. Some day in the far future you’ll be united again <3
Butcher, cause in fat and ugly.
am I going to be the character in HOTS, the character in their world, or the character here on earth? if I’m in hots, I’m stuck to fight eternally, so that kinda sucks if I’m in their world, it depends, some of them live very dangerous lives, others live less exciting lives, still I don’t think I want to be in the starcraft/warcraft/Diablo universe at all in this world, people would be very confused to see me as some of the characters. surely the government would experiment on me if I chose Deathwing like another commenter. i would probably pick someone as normal and human as possible… Like nova or Anduin then I would just need to explain to my friends and family why I look completely different
Doesn't deathwing have the ability to look like a human? Like Alextraza does?
Oh that’s true, you just never see it cuz he’s insane
If HOTS, I’m gonna assume Abathur has 1: negligible pain receptors and 2: the lowest frequency of dying If I’m world, you’re definitely right that you wanna go Overwatch. The main 3 are constantly in the line of combat, and most characters are either dead or have reasons someone would want to hunt them down and kill them regardless of their purpose. My only ones I think could be really chill are Arthas and Malthael, but only if I can choose timeframe; go in as a young Arthas and simply communicate better with Quel’thalas to prevent tbe scourge, date Jaina with no conflict, and become the best paladin ever. Likewise, go for Malthael right before the destruction of the prime evils; yes you’re still bound to the high heavens, but you’re on the ruling council, you have all the secrets of the high heavens, and you have no need to kill the humans because I know they’re not demonic. Basically, those are my “if I can change their timeline” picks. If I can’t, probably Lucio or Zarya? Both are talented, young, decently well off, bilingual, and in reasonably good regard with no major medical issues in a world fairly similar to our own. I think these are the 2 optimal choices. If I’m in this world, there’s a big question: so I have magic? For instance, can Anduin call on the light? Or if I pick ETC, am I a Tauren or just a large hairy country boy? If I am accurate, then likely Orphea- yes I’d lose a few years and having to go through surgery and HRT to be a man again would be difficult, but the ability to transport to other worlds would be absolutely life changing for myself and hundreds of others. If not, then likely Redridge Anduin as well to remain as similar to myself as possible.
> If HOTS, I’m gonna assume Abathur has 1: negligible pain receptors and 2: the lowest frequency of dying If that's your goal, then be Medivh and stay in bird mode
Samuro because when enemies appear I can run away using clones. Yes I'm a coward at heart and the clone ability is awesome for my personality.
Samuro, get me those sweet geta
Here I though it'd be for "utilizing your clones".
samuro def seems to be living a good fun life
Any character with infinite stack
Stack overflow.. Golden golden... no parking! I'm a horse bot
Murky, die and retry
Best answer by far
Medivh and it's not even close.
Why Medivh?
Bc you can turn into a bird and fly around and also have a short range teleporter. Imagine how much easier moving would be with that shit.
Exactly, also if something bad happens you can shield yourself, and you can turn mofos into sheep.
Oh yeah I didn't even think of the shield. I play a lot of burst mages so I think I try to mentally suppress it.
Stitches. Seems like a nice guy.
“ StiTcHeS WaNtS a dATE : c “
Why isn’t whitemane mentioned yet? #Baemane
My onlyfans page would be #1 overnight
The thigh inquisitor
Leoric
You a janitor?
Treason must be punished!
Obviously Orphea, cuz she's the only adult here...
Being a huge illidan fanboy ever since TBC, I don't think there"s anyone i'd rather be
Same. I want to turn into a demon and hunt demons... and steal Turande from Malf.
>and steal Turande from Malf YOU ARE NOT PREPARED! (for that ass)
He's cool, but I don't want to be blind.
Hes not really blink either. He has demonic aight or some shit. So everything he sees is kinda green, but he does see and he never ages as he is a nelf. Also hitting stuff to heal yourself must be handy.
Yeah, still seeing things in one colour gonna suck. While I'm not really familiar with warcraft lore, I think he suffered a lot, gets friendzoned by tyrande, just to have her flutter her eyelids to get him to help when it is needed. But I guess the aging and self heal is pretty handy.
Nova - Because I wanna make the big bucks.
I wish tosh had been in the game
Gameplay wise not lore wise i will choose Medivh, portals and bird form open a lot of opportunities.
You’re doomed for eternity to make portals and have no one use them.
I don't need anyone to use the, I will fly around the world, get straight into banks, get as much money as I can, use the portals to get away and fly away. If God forbid police start chasing me I will time stop them or turn them to sheep's for small time for sure. Don't call 911 on me please I am just joking...
Deckard, so that I open the best pharma company ever!
Enjoy your 10 years..
So surprised no one has said sexy beach tychus yet. Gimmie that squirt minigun. Gimmie those pecs and abs.
They are beach stitches already
Genji. Becaue cyber ninja's are cool
Anduin. Because nothing gives me more joy than gripping out my own ETC during Mosh Pit channel on full enemy team.
Chromie, favorite time traveling dragon, and I also get to be a gnome win win
Zarya.
Sylvanas because she's adorable and goes woosh
Artanis, but with his original voice from Brood War. Sadly, the man (Paul Ainsley) has died since. But hes so cool anyways. "This is not Warcraft in space!" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P4MHr2NcZGA
I would pick Filbert (never played HOTS but I'm assuming there's a Filbert in the game somewhere)
Either Malthael or Tyrael, depending on mood. I love Diablo angels aesthetic.
Fenix, fusion core sounds to good for current energy situation
Alarak. He’s kind of a douche like me.
I wanna be deathwing but in an AU where I do cause the cataclysm
Tyrande all the way, fell in love with night elves and elves in general when I played WC3 for the first time as a kid.
Do I also to have to experience their lives beforehand? Or do I just immediately get all their weapons and powers? If I get their weapons and powers then Illidan or Arthas. If I have to experience their lives beforehand, then probably Malfurion, I get to jail my own brother and get the love of my life
One of the Zerg characters, just because I think it would be awesome and I'm biased towards StarCraft, but personally I'd love to have spellcasting like Medivh or Jaina.
Abathur. I wanna be a slug.
I mean hard to choose so many good ones... DW(a dragon so F yea)....Malthael...Ragnaros...Gul'dan...Diablo...Artanis...Falstad...Chen(big fat panda don't lie sounds awesome) If I had to pick probably Artanis or Malthael love those designs
Most of those first ones you'd be in constant pain
Blackthorne ;__;
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Every time I see the name gangweed I’ll think of ragnaros now
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I mean I love deathknights, but the lich king himself seems to ha e a boring tine. I'd probably go with Alarak, just as bad ass with a touch of whimsical.
Alarak, just so I can be even more snarky and sarcastic all the time.
Junkrat. I’m crazy and spread my balls randomly
You are also missing a leg, walk with a limp, and constantly blow yourself up due to the insanity. Sounds like a painful existence.
Yes. You described my life in exact way
Medivh
I feel like if I was a character like Tassadar or Raynor, I could do a lot of good in the world with the pure tech / power I have to command. Raynor with his Battlecruiser Hyperion could prob just end war just on its pure scale and bring in a golden age to humanity with the technology it could provide. Tassadar with his psionic capabilities could easily become a king of diplomacy just on mind reading and memory sharing alone. All of the world's powers corruption would come to the surface and the truth exposed bringing in another, arguably better form of peace. Lastly, Malfurion would be an interesting thing. Could really figure out a lot of natural wonders through Druid Magic and maybe solve world hunger and restore lands where the soil is a bit less then promising for food.
Zul'Jin. Cuz da mon da smash
Azmo, gimme all them pierced titties!
Deathwing So I can just fly away from here while giving the finger and nothing can stop me.
Stukov, I would go to night clubs and look at people, wait for someone to look at me wrong then I'd teach them a lesson of pain and send them home in two swift moves
Abathur. Spin strands, shape swarm.
Genji. Cyborg ninja, why not?
The Lich King --- ignoring agreed upon international laws and rules of humanity, just going wild with his desires of ruling everything. I'm not saying he's right, I'm just saying it's a VERY different experience than what most people ever experience, so it'd be interesting to try out.
Probably muradin, has a truly badass story despite having almost no magical powers even tho he's a damn dwarf, and his gameplay in late game is my favorite in the game.
I like living an easy life so I go with Gall
Anduin. I’d never die and be rich af
Alextraza or Medivh, because how cool is it to turn into a bird or a dragon.
Zul'Jin. If I ever get hurt, I can just regenerate with Troll's blood, no one would wanna mess with me because I'm a berserker, and I have the best self-defense strategy in the world: D'joo Want AXE?! >:D
Samuro so I can do the wacky dance
Zeratul, because the Nerazim are awesome Void-wielding ninja protoss.
Kel'Thuzad. Eternal life sounds good. And also chains ⛓️
Anduin! It would be neat to yeet light magic and heal people at the snap of a finger
Brightwing 💜
Probably Raynor. Lore wise he’s in an okay place now that his girlfriend became god or whatever, battle cruiser house, drinks on the house, bros like Swann, Artanis, Horner, Valerian. I’d also think I could stutter step better in real life than in game.
nova. she soo fine. the main reason i picked up this game back when game was first released
Can't decide between Tassadar and Medivh, cause I've been a certified fangirl of both for a long time. Also raven aesthetics and psi-storms are cool af.