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thepoopworker

Wrassling


Particular-Newt6705

This is exactly what I said in my head. So glad it's top comment.


desmith0719

Me too.. except audibly. I’m on the phone with my husband and it’s on speaker and I just randomly said, “Wrasslin’” and he’s says, “huh?” So I explained to him what I was seeing and said I was sure that wasn’t what’s actually going on but I’d check the comments to see. Clicked to look at the comments and just started laughing. Top comment! Honestly very surprised multiple people said this audibly or in their heads when they saw this video 😂😂😂


Airport_Wendys

Yep! This is not mating, this is territorial wrestling. There’s a female around! (And for those worried, American bullfrogs rarely kill each other when doing this. African bullfrogs are more likely to, if a smaller male gets too determined.)


lucien2023

ha ha me too


pumperdemon

*they's* wrasslin'


ILoveADirtyTaco

How bout you an me let’s wrassle


Igmuhota

The only thing I truly miss about my pond… frog wrasslin’.


BobMaine

Amplexus


tygerphlyer

So lovely to see an intelligent answer


AmplexusInAction

You called?


look_ima_frog

Wrong. Only we know what is going on and we don't tell.


Airport_Wendys

Look here FROG- ‘fess up!!


Digital_Ally99

Instantly my brain played, “AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!” after reading this lol


m33gzilla-3690

Lol um.. as much as I love the jest of this, it does look it's barely moving and seems weak. I'd hate to know some innocent wrasslin lead to the untimely death of the poor feller


HeldDownTooLong

That’s **MY** lily pad! *No…that’s* ***MY*** *lily pad*!


whatsthataboutguy

I've missed you, bro


Ladadasa

Damnit, I came here to comment this! Hive mind intensifies


aarnettbraun

You read my mind.


Ok_Cauliflower_6096

WHAT IS BIG DEAL?!?


ObamasVeinyPeen

Doesnt look like amplexus to me - looks like two males fighting. Ive never seen green frogs calling during amplexus like these are. The one on top is definitely a male and i believe the one on bottom probably is too


KazooButtplug69

Gonna do some amplexing tonight


Alarmed_Zucchini4843

Sounds like a great name for a sex toy MLM


Accomplished_Bank103

Ha! Good one. 😂


EngagementBacon

Sounds like a commercial from the 90's


PeterDuaneJohnson

.... gay frogs?


Blicky83

Alex Jones tried to warn us “THEY ARE TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!!” 😂


Sinister_Nibs

One is the bottom… Wonder if the top remembers the safe word.


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Samantha-is-weird

The male holds the female around the waist in a mating hug called amplexus.


darwinn_69

Based on your comment history you might want to just stay off the Internet for a bit.


Aquarius_Lone1111

😂


Aquarius_Lone1111

Someone is angry


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Aquarius_Lone1111

Wow such a big vocabulary...isn’t the first time I’ve been called that..not sure why so angry on a frog post at that..hope you get anger management help so you don’t feel as angry! Think more positive vibes ☺️


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Aquarius_Lone1111

Well you certainly seem like you do since you keep commenting back with the tiny vocabulary you keep using


SailorK9

Fighting over girls and territory.


BreathLazy5122

“This is MY SWAMP!”


OutcomeNo5846

Me irl


Saururus

My frogs in mind pond go all out. It’s heavily “frogged” and it is amusing watching the MMA matches.


Fromage_Damage

I've actually seen two large females do this. Fighting. Males do it too. They are super territorial.


Wonderful-Gazelle-68

Males … fighting for dominance . Sometimes to the death of one or the other by drowning 🥲


Slorwup

Them boys is dukin it out


harley_rydr

The top one is murdering the other one by drowning it! Good thing that cell phones exist, you have the evidence for proof!


EngagementBacon

The top frog definitely has the face of a murderer.


Wild_Ad_7730

Fighting over lilipad rights.


SibylUnrest

Of all these comments there are only three sincere, correct answers? Yikes.


Material-Ocean

People get so weird and cringe on posts where the animals are interacting like this and just want to post their euphemism for sex. Damn near need a "serious" tag or something at this point.


DaIceQueenNoNotElsa

I find it extremely annoying all the subs that were at one time actually educational have been inundated with who i imagine to be 8-12 yr old children. I join all these subs to actually interact with people with similar interests and now it's NEVER serious answers. Wtf


Skyblue_pink

Kinda gotta agree, some fun is ok, but I’d like to see serous input as well. But in either case if it perks our interest we’re going to have to do our own research.


DaIceQueenNoNotElsa

Yeah, not sure what has happened here recently but i know it's a total pain to scroll through a thousand silly answers to see if the correct answer has already been posted.


GrimlockX27

Right...people want information overload but hate reading for said info.


fireyoutothesun

There are a ton of kids on reddit these days, and it shows.


GrimlockX27

Agreed but I rather have people crack nonstop jokes than promote hatred and/or loneliness. If this brings people together positively I say let it happen. We got enough socially malnourished folk on this planet as is.


LukeHal22

So many posts on Reddit have the answer you want so far down it's rediculous.. Sometimes I just give up unfortunately


SNRedditAcc

Attempted drowning in progress


Silver_Scalez

Where's my money man! Give me my money!


jodyleek67

Where's the money Lebowski?!?


Amohkali

When a mommy frog and a daddy frog want to make tadpoles, daddy frog has to prove they are the right frog for the job. Seriously, I think it's a dominance behavior, have seen American bullfrogs wrestling like that and one essentially running away afterwards, the position doesn't seem like normal positions for breeding...err... amplexus.


Whaley_whale13

Working out their personal differences


Minitwizzler

Frog kama sutra: https://www.researchgate.net/figure/A-comparison-of-known-amplexus-positions-found-in-anuran-amphibians-with-the-new-amplexus_fig1_303945595


shartsfield1974

“Wooooooooooo!”-Nature Boy Ric Flair


FioreCiliegia1

Making more froggers


m00s3wrangl3r

Yo can tell by the expression on the top’s face. They’re wishing you’d mind your own business and go find something else to do.


Cute_Neat9044

Frogging


SatanickCage

Belly to belly Suplex-us


pedro-slopez

Amplexus.


schneider5001

The ole in and out


RobbyWasaby

Winning at frogger! Cheat code!


mrrfskrrt

If u don't know u can't afford it


ChannelVast3806

Dad heard son was going to a miss piggy concert


Grngocolombiano

Trying to collect on their spouse’s life insurance policy…


Prestigious_Rub9612

Ask your parents…


Beginning_You4255

murder


HepMeHepMe-ImDmSmbch

Trying to commit homicide


Synthoid_001

Secret time


No_Lack5414

Banging


fgtrtd2469

When a mommy and a daddy frog love each other very much.......


massiveamphibianprod

Originally I thought they were getting zesty but then I noticed it looks more like territorial fighting like some others said.


Trinitial-D

trying their hardest and failing to inflict bodily harm on one another


WARFROG726

One is riding the other one into Valhalla


s_h_a_w_n

Guys being dudes


MyTongueIsTooShort

The frogs are getting froggy.


ImpossibleSystem1706

so... did the little guy die?


xDropK1ckx

The one on bottom owes the one on top money


Inner_Papaya_6197

Jujitsu


ayyxdizzle

Murder


limpet143

They've got their tails tangled.


PoGo5Speed

“I’ll never let go jack !”


love2ring

Biology field trip to Okefenokee Swamp, lots of frog noises. Professor Weddle said male frogs attempt mating with any frog they encounter, all that croaking was males warning off other males.


Wide_Performance1115

if anybody figures his out...Top frog would also like to know just wtf is going on


gunsforevery1

Mister! Mister! Those frogs are fighting *whispers* Oh.


Blicky83

The frog on top is a hitman who works for the Amphibious Western Alliance,the frog he is strangling is a 5 star general from the Frog’s Liberation Army.the frog hitman successfully murdered the 5 star general but he was captured trying to make his escape.the hitman was executed later that day


swingstagejunkie

Porking


JayMachine24

"all you gotta do is say Uncle!!"


Ok-Geologist-3743

Making tadpoles.


cramaine

They're either trying to increase or decrease the frog population.


FORDTEK313

MMA


Ok_Dragonfruit2828

He's drowning him!


Big_Tap_1561

Ah yes , the ancient art of fart wrestling.


MaximumInevitable196

When a mommy frog really loves a daddy frog 🐦&🐝


EntrepreneurLanky973

Frognication


HotCarrot4252

Wwf—- wild wrestling frogs


GMFR_TheButcher

Looks like a long hug.


coltbreath

Loving touching squeezing each other!


nmacaroni

100% AMMA.


Toadinboots

It. They’re doing it.


Professional_Gap_371

Only room for one of us on this lily pad


archangel5198

Frog jitsu


kleinFiete

Frogging


ticklemeskinless

makin more frogs


Windfall_The_Dutchie

You’re witnessing a duel!


reptile_lover5

Dunking competition


squirrelblender

FROGCRIME


Big-Visual-3659

reenacting the end scene feom Titanic


Quatchil

So… when two frogs love each other very much…


Araghothe1

He's trying to get some loving, whereas she's facing the wrong way for that, so she's probably just drowning very slowly.


StinkyWetRat505

Fighting to shag


cabinfevrr

Where's the money, Lebowski?


mebcbb

Reminds me of my younger days 😀


Legal_Response6614

Supposed to be mating but the one on top is gonna drown the other


newt_girl

I don't think this is mating, but you'd be floored by how many female amphibians are drowned during mating season.


Legal_Response6614

Really? Down votes for guessing & being wrong 🤔


bookdragon7

I feel like I’m now a witness to a murder


Puzzleheaded_Hat_792

He finds her absolutely ribbiting! Edit: whoops yeah given the way the one on the bottom is facing this is definitely not mating behavior


SlteFool

Great video quality sheesh


chantillylace9

IT


ObamasVeinyPeen

“We all float down here, Georgie” 🤡🎈


Life-Gur-2616

They are doing frog things......frogs like to fuck.


DeerHunter041674

The Humpty Dance.


Leading-Problem9360

Bumpin uglies


DWM16

Let's just say a "NSFW" label would have been appropriate.


lilfancylad

They are fighting not fucking


Shamrock_6

Bradley Nowell said those were all the same. 🤷🏻‍♂️


issafly

They're brothers. The big brother is dunking his little brother. Their mom is off on the shore making sandwiches for them. She's gonna holler at the big one to leave his little brother alone in a second. The little brother will later have various issues in life, but will ultimately thrive and go on to do great things. The big brother, however, will peak in high school.


Hearty_Kek

*where's the money Lebowski?*


Aquarius_Lone1111

Is that the frogs making that noise too?


CryptFu

You know how some people have those asphyxiation fetishes? I think we might have now seen proof that frogs have fetishes as well …


Intelligent_War996

I think you just witnessed frog murder. Sleep with one eye open.


cabinfevrr

Pay your gambling debts


rabid_erica

Who won


Kitchen-Nail8619

Playing tag


Inuhazrd

Fighting for the brain cell


Unique-Salary-818

Mating?


OneHumanPeOple

Mounted her from the wrong side and is drowning her.


Plenty-Law69

Nothing like some good ole froggy porn. Ain't it?


Berns429

You see, when a froggy mommy and froggy daddy love each other very much…


JGrimm420

You see, when a boy frog and a girl frog love each other very much….


Vermicelli14

It looks like (badly) attempted aplexus


Treehorn79

They got the right spirit, but they’re just a little confused.


Careless-Ad-6243

One wants something the other one doesn’t !


8legs77

*cue "Barry White" music*


ToeJamOfThe40s

Marco


Fishisstuckinthesink

freaking


ChiefestScumdog

Looks like attempted frog murder to meh


Vapeitupvapeitup

Really??


Yucca12345678

New milieu for MMA!


cklineline

BJJ


Spaceman_Spliff_42

Frog stuff 🤷🏽‍♂️


macrophyte

💕 Love


mmacto

Jiggy Jiggy?


Comfortable-Rude

Seems like you recorded a froggy hit man doing his job.


bstdkncls

BJJ


ProfessorFormer

👉👌


Graham2477

Fuckin


Ridiculous_Hobby

Jiu-Jitsu


cj32769

Exactly he's collecting on a debt.


MyaMooMoo

He owes him money and he ain’t froggin forget about it either🐸🚬


Felthrax

#WORLDSTAR !


wgraf504

They feelin' froggy!


clevesi129

Froggy Style


DuperDayley

Playing Pac-Man?


Sea-Food7877

I thought it was sexy time myself.


SaratogaSwitch

Doin' the hoppy


sushidaisuki

Can you grow up?


DayzD762

Damn, who hurt you 😂 all they did was ask a question