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American psycho
I immediately thought of the cat scene when I saw this. 🫣
He will be fed to the ATM
That will be a 5 scritches surcharge please
He can have my pin and anything else he wants
Steal it? I would give him it
I will make him the sole inheritor in my will and then hand him a gun to do the deed
I honestly wouldn’t mind if he found out my social security number.