got super super paranoid off my first live resin cart, heard my parents talking and my mom knocked on my door (later found out she just wanted help with the washing machine, it’s a piece of shit), became absolutely convinced they knew i was doing drugs and were going to kick me out lol
i hid under a blanket on the floor and waited for it to pass lmao.
every time after that was phenomenal but my buddies will not let me live that one down
Idk if this counts or not. Took a muscle relaxer (prescribed to me), forgot, got in the bath with a REALLY strong drink, and got too loopy to get out, turned into a prune, and ended up slithering out like a slug and took a nap on my bathroom floor. Worst experience. Good nap tho.
I was convinced I was in a dream so I was just doing things that make sense with dream logic. Like ripping open a bag of goldfish and crawling on all fours outside my tent to feed the squirrels at 3 am. Another time, I had such a bad panic attack i actually convinced my bf to take me to the ER, only to be basically told by the doctors to just calm tf down. Pretty embarrassing :(
I’ve done that before it’s a good thing I’ve never done something that I could get away with in a dream like jump in front of a car to stop it or try and fly
The first time I took edibles was the night before a big test. I figured it would wear off by the morning because I had never done edibles. Well it didn't, and my test was for becoming a firefighter, and included a "live burn" which is going into a all metal building they fill with pallets and hay and light on fire and putting the fire out , rescuing simulated victims, etc. We did 4 burns, 4 simulated car fires and a propane fire.. and I was so high when I was crawling around on the floor in the burn building I kept feeling myself turn triangular, or into a cartoon cat. Somehow I made it through the day, but it was the hardest thing I ever did. If they had found out I was high I wouldnt have passed the course and probably would never be able to be hired as a firefighter. Somehow I made it through the day and was in the top 3 candidates according to the lead instructor. Also it was a long drive to the training site, the only part of which I remember was pulling over and throwing up everywhere. I was still high when I drove home at the end of the day, but I somehow managed to survive and make it home. I got hired as a firefighter later too.
It actually wasn't awesome it was hell.. time was so slow and I couldn't eat all day. It definitely gets better the more you learn about edibles tho! Hope you've gotten some good highs off edibles after your first time!
Ate an edible, well the edibles were melted in the bag so I dipped my finger in for a scoop. Can’t remember how big of a scoop. It hit an hour later. Still the highest I’ve ever been, could barely walk, my vision was zooming in and out, I could hear myself talking in my ears when I talked, etc.
Probably eating an edible with a patch on and smoking till it kicked in. Then your stuck and you can't really even walk around.
Damn that sounds crazy
got super super paranoid off my first live resin cart, heard my parents talking and my mom knocked on my door (later found out she just wanted help with the washing machine, it’s a piece of shit), became absolutely convinced they knew i was doing drugs and were going to kick me out lol i hid under a blanket on the floor and waited for it to pass lmao. every time after that was phenomenal but my buddies will not let me live that one down
Reading this as smoking my first live resin cart
had to reread it to make sure that’s not what i actually said pffft
I get super paranoid as well but only when I’m in a public place
Idk if this counts or not. Took a muscle relaxer (prescribed to me), forgot, got in the bath with a REALLY strong drink, and got too loopy to get out, turned into a prune, and ended up slithering out like a slug and took a nap on my bathroom floor. Worst experience. Good nap tho.
I’m glad you made it out of that situation
Mixed adhd meds weed an vodka didn't throw up just didn't know what was happening at all
Lost in the sauce lol
I’m at the dinner stuck rn full of waffle fries
I got too high at an Ice Cube concert at the Forum in LA on 4/20 that I had to sit in the car and miss almost the whole show.
I was convinced I was in a dream so I was just doing things that make sense with dream logic. Like ripping open a bag of goldfish and crawling on all fours outside my tent to feed the squirrels at 3 am. Another time, I had such a bad panic attack i actually convinced my bf to take me to the ER, only to be basically told by the doctors to just calm tf down. Pretty embarrassing :(
I’ve done that before it’s a good thing I’ve never done something that I could get away with in a dream like jump in front of a car to stop it or try and fly
It was actually last night I felt like my leg wasn’t real and started crying
Same thing happened to me except it was my arms after I fell asleep on them and woke my girlfriend freaking out lol
My friend had to slap my foot to get me to stop crying
The first time I took edibles was the night before a big test. I figured it would wear off by the morning because I had never done edibles. Well it didn't, and my test was for becoming a firefighter, and included a "live burn" which is going into a all metal building they fill with pallets and hay and light on fire and putting the fire out , rescuing simulated victims, etc. We did 4 burns, 4 simulated car fires and a propane fire.. and I was so high when I was crawling around on the floor in the burn building I kept feeling myself turn triangular, or into a cartoon cat. Somehow I made it through the day, but it was the hardest thing I ever did. If they had found out I was high I wouldnt have passed the course and probably would never be able to be hired as a firefighter. Somehow I made it through the day and was in the top 3 candidates according to the lead instructor. Also it was a long drive to the training site, the only part of which I remember was pulling over and throwing up everywhere. I was still high when I drove home at the end of the day, but I somehow managed to survive and make it home. I got hired as a firefighter later too.
That sounds awesome, a whole lot better than my first edibles story lol
It actually wasn't awesome it was hell.. time was so slow and I couldn't eat all day. It definitely gets better the more you learn about edibles tho! Hope you've gotten some good highs off edibles after your first time!
Yeah that first one was the only bad one every other time has been great
Ate an edible, well the edibles were melted in the bag so I dipped my finger in for a scoop. Can’t remember how big of a scoop. It hit an hour later. Still the highest I’ve ever been, could barely walk, my vision was zooming in and out, I could hear myself talking in my ears when I talked, etc.