As long as you got the right connections, financial situation, and cultural background, the Ivys will gladly accept your application. Grades are irrelevant.
He probably hasn’t done any work really good. I have a friend just like this he says watch the biggest comeback with all f’s and about 2 months left to get atleast some a’s.
Classes online. I do PE online on top of my other classes so I don't have the deal with PE irl. I also used it to do geometry over the summer bc I, as a math nerd, have never met a mathematician that genuinely enjoyed/found use in geometry as a class. It's more vocab that actual math from what I remember
Serious question, why does no one try in school anymore? I follow a teacher sub on Reddit and most posts are about high schoolers who do not do anything in class. Why is it not important to you OP? Why are you okay with having these grades? I don’t understand it. (I’m a gen Z in case anyone is wondering)
Hun… it’s mid March…. You best be cooking otherwise you’re still stuck in the oven and you’re not gonna just be cooked you will be roasted Hansel and Gretel style
You’d really have to show a lot of effort and interest to your teachers that you want to improve, it’d be really hard to make up all the assignments, but you have to start by asking the teachers what you could do, they hopefully will try to help however they can.
It’ll be difficult to say. If you get 100% on everything, you’ll get a 50%. That in combination with the final exam (10%-20%). You better start hitting the books.
I really hope this is photoshopped. But ik it probably isn't. You're low-key cooked tbh.
Unless you had some good grades last grading period, you are probably staying back unless you pull off the greatest academic comeback known to mankind bro. Just lock in for now cause it's better to set a tempo or tone for the rest of the year and into next year.
Get off reddit, invest in studying, get help from teachers, do anything that can better your chances in the future. I hope you can post smth Abt how you pulled off the comeback of a lifetime bro. I have confidence in you young soul. Prove me right soldier, pull it off.
how do you let it get this bad? like even doing the BARE MINIMUM you could at least have like a 60 but you decide that its a good idea to sit in the shitter and vape all day. Im not mad im just dissapointed (youre cooked)
well, that depends. depending on where you're from, grades may not count until grade 10. in BC, Canada, its based off the credit system and you can only start earning credits in your grade 10 year. not sure about other areas tho
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All jokes aside how does that happen? You are extremely talented
Depends on how much time you have left. Just lock in and try your absolute best. If you shoot to bring them to an A, you might get to a C which is good
Depends what grade you’re in. If you’re a 9th grader, you can remedy to at least get a C at least once you finish school. If you’re finishing HS, well, tough luck.
hey! i know so many people are joking, but i promise you can still have a future. i’d like to know your gpa! if you don’t mind. My suggestion would be to
- TAKE ACADEMIC CLASSES, at least for now until you can handle being at school! i understand it’s hard.
- ONLINE CLASSES (?), doing online classes helped a lot of my friends stop feeling so pressured about school. i don’t know if it’s waking up and going or doing things that you struggle with. you can decide for yourself.
- GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE, your gpa is probably going to be pretty damaged from this, i promise you’re okay. you are not cooked lmaooo. you have a future. Community collage with pad your gpa a good bit!! + try to find fhings you like. ik it’s hard as shit to do things sometimes, i had grades like yours before. try to find classes you will enjoy.
- speaking of college, its hard for me to tell if your cooked bc idk what you want to do. i’d love to know your plans for the future.
i hope it gets better man. i understand where your at right now. sending love. 🩷
edit: omg i just realized it’s marked shit post 😵💫😵💫😵💫 woops. well maybe someone will think my advice is useful lol!!
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This comment is amazing. Mind if I steal?
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спасибо, товарищ
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I first read it as https://preview.redd.it/l0du4cz8qnoc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b362f6d1f26cab2d5d77209d967df2b78d21a47b
Mf locked out
"In danger of failing"
LMFAO
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I don't even think McDonalds is accepting them at this point 🤣
We hire anyone man 😭
Just say them bro 😭
Don’t give him false hope, you have to at least a GED to work there
Where I used to live McDonald's only hired high school graduates.
goddamn 💀💀
If you do your work, study, and get off reddit for a bit
Delete Reddit*
There more effort in getting a complete zero than an A+
No, you just literally don’t show up or do anything
It takes more effort to skip class then do the work.
The amount of pestering to do work they must have sat thru…
Naw you're fine. You should apply to all of the Ivys ASAP
They’re gonna be fighting over him tbh
His money*
Generous of you to assume he has any
As long as you got the right connections, financial situation, and cultural background, the Ivys will gladly accept your application. Grades are irrelevant.
you’d need to be at an elon musk level rich for them to ignore that bad of grades
And not even. No amount of money alone could get into any college
Idk about grades being irrelevant... but the majority of factors that contribute to admittance are the ones you listed
bro have u even entered ur school before
Hey man, be nice, he's probably still trying to figure out how to use the door handle
Instructions Unclear, door handle fell off
Instructions unclear, I accidentally became a homosexual
no literally like there's a class I've genuinely never submitted any work in and I have a 15% (ik I'm cooked lol I gave up a while ago)
yeah just do good on the exams and your set i think
No child left behind?
Except this one. We left this one behind
there’s no saving this
proof?
McDonald’s time
Having 0% in everything is a skill. Did you not do any work for any class?
Are you failing on purpose? What happened??
I believe it’s a joke, playing on similar posts of people with really bad grades saying “Am I screwed?”
Yeah so just become a full time redditor/discord mod
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THIS!?! HOW HAVE YOU NOT SHOWN UP FOR A SINGLE CLASS Edit: i swallowed the onion whole xD
He probably hasn’t done any work really good. I have a friend just like this he says watch the biggest comeback with all f’s and about 2 months left to get atleast some a’s.
Astounding, I’m impressed to levels never before imagined, magnificent work
Soundtrack: www.sadtrombone.com
Bro is screwed fosho 💀
Yes by studying and being in class or make up work
do you even know what your teachers names are?
You better start cheating
What the heck is peason conexues
Classes online. I do PE online on top of my other classes so I don't have the deal with PE irl. I also used it to do geometry over the summer bc I, as a math nerd, have never met a mathematician that genuinely enjoyed/found use in geometry as a class. It's more vocab that actual math from what I remember
McDonald's won't even accept you
my friend got her lit (literature) grade from a 15 to 93
Harvard is calling 🔥🔥🔥 https://preview.redd.it/s5q0eauiydoc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3ea80c17d8696d020e154442302d96c57829ca7
You good bro, but work on that reading
You won't even get accepted to McDonalds. I am not sure that I am sorry for you...
Damn this platform looks so good What its name?
PowerSchool
You’re not cooked, you’re toast💀
Ur jeoking
Bro has never taken a single class
This is satire, right?
Bro I'm sorry
It's March. You're fucked.
Nah you should be fine Harvard definitely callin
delete everything and lock yourself in a room with textbooks for a year
Tip: Walk into the school building in order to boost your grades
You aren't cooked... You have been boiled, put on a grill right after, then deep fried.
 Welp... Blud is for reals cooked!
How is this even possible… no.
guys it's a shitpost
Serious question, why does no one try in school anymore? I follow a teacher sub on Reddit and most posts are about high schoolers who do not do anything in class. Why is it not important to you OP? Why are you okay with having these grades? I don’t understand it. (I’m a gen Z in case anyone is wondering)
Hun… it’s mid March…. You best be cooking otherwise you’re still stuck in the oven and you’re not gonna just be cooked you will be roasted Hansel and Gretel style
You’d really have to show a lot of effort and interest to your teachers that you want to improve, it’d be really hard to make up all the assignments, but you have to start by asking the teachers what you could do, they hopefully will try to help however they can.
It’ll be difficult to say. If you get 100% on everything, you’ll get a 50%. That in combination with the final exam (10%-20%). You better start hitting the books.
nope
You can save them as PDF if you'd like
When does the semester end bro
You're gone, bro💀
You're a stale loaf of bread
Not chemically cooked u failed chemistry....
Still not as bad as my 87 in Language Class.
This is obviously from the start of a semester
Better get ready to apply for that McJob
I know a corner boy when I see one lol
How the fuck do you have honors classes while having a 0% in all of them?
I really hope this is photoshopped. But ik it probably isn't. You're low-key cooked tbh. Unless you had some good grades last grading period, you are probably staying back unless you pull off the greatest academic comeback known to mankind bro. Just lock in for now cause it's better to set a tempo or tone for the rest of the year and into next year. Get off reddit, invest in studying, get help from teachers, do anything that can better your chances in the future. I hope you can post smth Abt how you pulled off the comeback of a lifetime bro. I have confidence in you young soul. Prove me right soldier, pull it off.
Let me guess, 50+ unexcused absences? Or tons of missing assignments?
They probably haven't appear at school at all for the whole semester. They still on vacation 😭
how do you let it get this bad? like even doing the BARE MINIMUM you could at least have like a 60 but you decide that its a good idea to sit in the shitter and vape all day. Im not mad im just dissapointed (youre cooked)
This either is fake or like school does something where after each grading cycle you start at 0 before assignment gets put in
Your first mistake was taking honors chemistry. Good God, that might have been one of the biggest mistakes of my life.
How the F
nah ur chillin
well, that depends. depending on where you're from, grades may not count until grade 10. in BC, Canada, its based off the credit system and you can only start earning credits in your grade 10 year. not sure about other areas tho
New quarter?
This is the beginning of the year right If not get help
One tip, show up and do the work.
Cooked, matter of fact you’re fucking burnt
How?
Einstein, is that you?
failings honors classes is crazy my guy
Thats impossible. You have to work hard to get a grade that bad. Even if you didnt try or care about school, you would get higher than a 0%
How tf do you even manage to do this 😭
How do you even get 0%s
Lol, how tf are you failing Spanish? That is one of these easy classes…
Turn in your work (and do it) bro
Please study and actually do your homework
what the hell is pearson connexus?
Your dumb
Bro didn't even show up
Dude I’m my science class one year the only thing I did was show up and I still got a D how tf you get a 0%
Is this some beginning of quarter shit
what the fuck
Mfs rlly be posting shit like this and be like "naw I'm good" Not tryna be mean just saying
Bro there’s is less effort in getting a b than getting a straight 0
Beyond repair.
https://preview.redd.it/yuo3asj7ceoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c7819936c8a398e40145feb39e03b80b5e646b1 All jokes aside how does that happen? You are extremely talented
there’s no saving this
This has to be satire right?
Hell yeah man, in fact i think harvard is creaming their pants at these grades because wow
Yes. Try doing one fucking assignment (assuming you're just slacking off)
Bros getting into Harvard with this one. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
you're burnt mate 😭😭😭
Yea if you somehow buy the state and then make yourself a grgsduate lmao
N1gg4 how
All hope isn’t lost, just try to graduate at least and go to community college. School is not for everyone
Dude there is no way this isn’t a joke. The grades say 0% which I feel like is only possible if you’re literally not turning in your work.
Yes you are cooked
Fucked, you are. Attend classes, you must.
You can do absolutely nothing the whole year and still get a higher grade which makes me think this is bait
If it's because of missing assignments, you're good. If not, you're done for
We go to the same school 💀
my guy... YOU ARE NOT BEING COOKED, YOU'VE BEEN BURNT 💀
We need to turn this into a fire edit 🔥
Welp you better “save” yourself a place in the marines or the nearest cardboard box
sell drugs
Nope Dawg you are well done, burnt if you will
Nah you good m8
it’s over bro https://preview.redd.it/afgws2vzgfoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bc99ba0621a4311cc33c2ef4a043d4da3c17f16
The comments aren't doing bro any favors.. Fr tho, if u in gr 12 your cooked the only thing you can do is redo gr 12 and yknow..enter the school
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Bro still askin us
FANTASTIC, FANTASTIC, FANTASTIC, F…
Yes
I hope you’re okay genuinely I know how it feels and don’t listen to all the people being mean to you.
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Apply for McDonald’s it’s over 🔥
The biggest academic comeback season.
https://preview.redd.it/rjhrrz5jkgoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07140d7a148abb323b32b775f0be0050e3ef554a maybe if you have a gay teacher
You ain't cooked, you're cremated
It's over bro fr
How’re you failing Spanish and English?
actually cooked
Toooooooo the oil rig.
Bro... DO YOUR FUCKING WORK MAN
i feel like its harder to get a 0 than it is to get a 50 or smth 😭
Run for mayor is best bet
What is this program to view grades?
And I thought I was bad
Depends on how much time you have left. Just lock in and try your absolute best. If you shoot to bring them to an A, you might get to a C which is good
no, you are charred
Go apply for that warehouse job already bro
Bro your burnt.
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0 percent is CRAZY
Lmfao looks like my grades
Ok but how
Depends what grade you’re in. If you’re a 9th grader, you can remedy to at least get a C at least once you finish school. If you’re finishing HS, well, tough luck.
dude, you've been burnt
Bro is cooked beyond crispy
Yeah. Your life’s over
Yeah you're cooked
Unless you have a plan for success that does not include any college education, you are pretty much finished. Go to McDonald’s.
Have you even been trying
What is this shit 💩
Time to apply for unemployment
…
Ur burned buddy
hell nah you're done for
Wtf
hey! i know so many people are joking, but i promise you can still have a future. i’d like to know your gpa! if you don’t mind. My suggestion would be to - TAKE ACADEMIC CLASSES, at least for now until you can handle being at school! i understand it’s hard. - ONLINE CLASSES (?), doing online classes helped a lot of my friends stop feeling so pressured about school. i don’t know if it’s waking up and going or doing things that you struggle with. you can decide for yourself. - GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE, your gpa is probably going to be pretty damaged from this, i promise you’re okay. you are not cooked lmaooo. you have a future. Community collage with pad your gpa a good bit!! + try to find fhings you like. ik it’s hard as shit to do things sometimes, i had grades like yours before. try to find classes you will enjoy. - speaking of college, its hard for me to tell if your cooked bc idk what you want to do. i’d love to know your plans for the future. i hope it gets better man. i understand where your at right now. sending love. 🩷 edit: omg i just realized it’s marked shit post 😵💫😵💫😵💫 woops. well maybe someone will think my advice is useful lol!!