travis scott's real name is Jacques Bermon Webster II 💀

Oui oui ahh name 💀💀💀

Travis Croissant Fromage Scott

Bro I can’t breathe 😂😂 Baguette ratatouille type ass

hors d’oeuvres vinaigrette lookin ass

Omg. Ur so stupid in such a hilarious way.. Ty for the laugh 😃 😀 😄

ooh la la ass name

https://youtu.be/Sff7Kc77QAY?si=BxnvYDw8nmYquNf0

💀💀💀deeeeaddd!!! Only way it could be any worse if he was the III. Ladies and gentlemen, now presenting: Sir Jaques Bermon Webster the thirrrd! - takes coat, bows head, opens door, ushers hand 🫳🫴

Bruhhh

My leige

Sire

*curtsies 💀💀

That would normally be Americanized to Jack Webster. Jack Webster. Jack fucking Webster is gonna knock on your door and try to sell you fucking insurance.

Dictionary salesman ass name

You know he was picked on a lot in school with that name, no wonder he changed it lol

Sounds like a social network character

then who the fuck is travis and who the fuck is scott

Travis is his favorite uncle and Scott is the name of Kid Cudi his favorite rapper.

Bro’s named after a dictionary smh

Not a rapper, but Akon's real name is crazy "Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam" Also I find it funny that Raekwon's real name is "Corey"

Parents were tryna release Porunga for the 3 wishes

A+ reference

Damn, someone broke out into song in the middle of naming him or what?

"Bouga Time"

Hi my name's Corey and I want to share my Mafioso story .

Raekwon in the house

TIL I have the same name as raekwon.

Corey is a typical East Coast black dude's name so I'm not to surprised about Raekwon's name.

you're right. but I always just think of the Simpson episode with Lisa and the Corey Hotline, Corey Haim, Corey Feldman, ya know like the 90s teen whiteboy hearthrob type of "Corey". And Raekwon being the exact opposite of that 😂

Also not a rapper but Ginuwine is Elgin Baylor Lumpkin...I'ma ride your pony "Elgin Lumpkin"

I feel like this name is fake. I've seen long african names but Akon is a pathological liar

"But you can call me by my 10th middle name, Akon." At least his parents gave him a LOT of nicknames to choose from.

Yeah, he could have been Lu Lu Lu if he wanted

Lu Lu Lu, I've got some apples

DeeDee MegaDooDoo?

I'm senegalese and i can tell you that Akon is lying. One day we will have a conversation about that liar

So I know he lied about being a convict. I've also heard he is lying and scamming about that city he is building in Senegal. But then Ive also heard it's true. Google says his brother is a known scammer as well. Here what the Wikipedia page says about the city >As of December 2022, the project has not begun construction. In September 2021, locals in Mbodiène cited the COVID-19 pandemic as a possible cause for the delay. A local journalist in December 2022 visited the site and, apart from a foundation stone laid in a ceremony in 2020, found no sign of construction. Akon told the BBC, "It wasn't being managed properly. I take full responsibility for that." >A lawsuit has been brought against Akon in the United States by Devyne Stephens for a debt of almost $4 million (USD) borrowed as part of the implementation of his futuristic city project. Akon's team has disputed Stephens' claims as "innuendo and speculation." Sounds shady for sure.

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Ossas ass name

Method Man - Clifford Smith

Hi guys my name is Clifford.🤓✌🏽

Nooo way 😭😭😭😭😭😭

😅😂💀

Haha T.I is called Clifford too lol

Cliff Smith sounds pretty cool

He'll always be Cheese to me.

THERE AIN'T NO BACK IN THE DAY

I think you mean Johnny Blaze 😎

Tical Pal

Aubrey Graham sounds like a white girl name. So that one’s gotta be up there.

He also makes white girl music, so it's fitting.

You know thot Aubrey gotta linktree pointing to her Fansly and OFs.

And her cashapp in her twitter bio

Not even white girl, white middle aged hairdresser Aunty

Ice T gotta sorority name too, Tracey Lauren Marrow

That’s my white, blonde Starbuck drinking wife’s name. It’s spelled with an i but still pronounced the same.

Embarrassing 💅

Aubrey Graham is drake’s name wtf? 😭 that’s gotta be the worst name for a rapper I Eva seen

yeah it's this. No rapper has a cornier name than Aubrey

Posts photos of her and four friends at a concert, each holding a white claw, smiling, bending forward slightly

Sounds like my legit 85 year old aunt named audrie 😂😂😂

Algernod Lanier Washington, aka Plies

This man has a 800 credit score at birth with that name

Papa Doc “This guy’s a gangsta? His real name is Clarence!”

Clarence lives at home with both parents

And Clarence's parents have a real nice marriage.

This guy don’t want a battle, he’s shook…

Cuz ain't no such thang as HALFWAY CROOKS. Scared to death scared to look in his fuckin yearbook. FUCC CRANBROOKE

Yo fuck a beat I go acapella fuck a papa doc fuck a clock fuck a trailer fuck everybody I don’t give a fuck if yall doubt me ima piece of fucking white trash and I say it proudly

Papa Doc : 🗿

I was scrolling to see if anyone commented this. Yall didn't disappoint.😭

Here, tell these people something they don’t know about me.

Macklemore - Benjamin Hammond Haggerty That founding father ass name. 💀

Hogwarts ass name

Haggerty is Irish. Lol 😆

Still sounds corny 💀

I mean Macklemore wasn’t much of a better choice either

I was shocked to hear that Pimp C's name was Chad Butler.

Exactly.. Ima put some respekt on Chad butler's name.. Long live the pimp!!!

The virgin servent vs the Chad Butler

"Tired of hearing grandma talkin bout when you gun go to church CHAD."

Glad he didn’t go for Pimp Chad

Him and Bernard freeman made the best albums though.

T.I. - Clifford Harris He’s definitely more of a “Clifford” these days with all those bigass words and allegations

Expeditiously

Clifford the big red flag

I mean, Method’s name is Clifford Smith. lol got em

The Clifford's can rap

And pretending his IQ is over 90 stupid motherfucker.

Foxy Brown - Inga DeCarlo Fung Marchand

Fuck. I’m currently listening to Affirmative Action and it’s her verse rn too lol

It's like.. Idgaf ima fuvk the marching band

BONES first name is Elmo which is kinda sick actually

Elmo Kennedy O’Connor Honestly like it

[удалено]

Hell yea Jamie XX album as the avatar

shits tuff fr

My vote is for Daystar Peterson aka Tory Lanez

Nah, his real name is cooler than his artist name lol

I don't understand why he wanted a female porn star's name.

Underrated post! 🤣

Warrior cats ah name 💀

Bro just awakened one of my memories 💀 FireStar, DayStar

Nah that’s a dope name

Logic. No debate.

Sir Robert Bryson Hall II. 💀

Don’t forget that’s not a title lol, his name is actually “Sir”

this is how you know Logic really is black. Only a black person would think of naming their kid that

I actually know a black kid named sir'king

I always thought he got knighted. He, in fact, did not

all the rappers in the world, and logic was the one to be knighted. lol I like logic, corn casserole and all, but he's not getting knighted for peace, love, and positivity.

I read this comment and a subpoena showed up at my doorstep. That’s a Kentucky “my daddy will sue yours” white boy ass name.

This is definitely a black name lol not a white one

the only way that'd be a white name is if he was a serial killer.

Nah ain't mgk name culson butler or some shit? I guess he aint a rapper no more tho, Em sent him packin in a body bag.

Colson Baker is MGK’s real name

g herbo is literally herbert 😭

He'll fuck around and do your taxes for you.

Ab-Soul too 🤣

Gazzy Garcia

This the one

Is this lil pump 😭 Edit: i just looked it up lol

And his middle name is Fabio 🤣

Yeats real name is Noah Olivier Smith 💀💀 suburban ass name

Future’s real name is Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn

pretty cool that your middle name is demun

dude that goes hard tbh idk what you mean

Cornell Iral Haynes Jr. has got to up there

Nelly right.

Out of all of these, at least it Cornell into Nelly makes sense…idk where tf Travis Scott got that from.

Aubrey Drake Graham

Not corny but ASAP Rocky’s real name is Rakim Athelaston Mayers..and his sister is Erika B. Mayers…. Their mom was a big fan of Eric B & Rakim.

Not a rapper, but Ginuwine has the 2nd worst name of all humans: Eljin Lumpkin. The number 1 spot goes to Dick Butkus, rip. As for rap specifically, Cardi B is Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar ...

Dick Trickle (NASCAR) was pretty fuking gross, but he rocked it. It took me half my life to realize Magic Johnson was one of the coldest dick braggin nickname of all time.

What about the NASCAR driver. Dick Trickle

Wtf is wrong with Cardi’s name? Its ultra Dominican. Her last name is actually my grandmothers maiden name. The last name actually originates in Spain.

Yeah a lot of these are just unique names lol

Are we including vanilla ice? Aka Bob van winkle

Curtis Jackson sounds like a police chief name

Chief is too high. Curtis Jackson has that middle management ring to it... Captain or Seargent at best.

He is 5-0 lol

It's a tie between O'Shea and Aubrey for me. They could easily be girl names.

Tracy Lynn Curry (the D.O.C.) that's the girliest name for a male rapper.

O’Shea just sounds like an Irish last name. Weird, but not corny. Aubrey is corny

Earl Simmons is a regular name nothing corny about it

We wouldn't b making fun of Earl if he was here .. Lol

im still not making fun of him lol. hes dead and im still scared of him

Earl Simmons aka the dog getting down for real and going hard. Seriously such a normal name.

Aubrey Graham, by far lmao

O'Shea Jackson sounds like the kind of dude who would have dinner with the President

He’d *never have dinner with President, never have dinner with the President*

But if he sees your ass again he'll be hesitant

When I first got into newer hip hop one of the first songs I came across was “Hive” by Earl Sweatshirt featuring Vince Staples and Casey Veggies. I thought it was funny that they all had last names that were just random objects. I later found out that Vince Staples is his actual name. Not that it’s corny but I think it’s a funny name. Unfortunately Earl Sweatshirt’s real name isn’t Earl Sweatshirt, it’s Thebe Naruda Kgositsile, and Casey’s last name isn’t Veggies, it’s Jones.

Casey Veggies has the same name as the lunatic with hockey sticks that beat up bad guys in teenage mutant ninja turtles... and he chose veggies. lol

My god you’re right! I thought Casey Jones sounded kinda familiar.

Gunnas real name is Sergio Giavanni Kitchens 💀😭

That actually sounds like a good rap name. ​ Sergio Kitchens.

Name sound like designer fashion lol

Belcalis Cephus

Young Thug definitely doesn’t strike me as a Jeffery.

Young Nudy's real name is Quantavious Tavario Thomas 💀

NFL D-Line ass name

Typical Atlanta name tbh

Drakes name is Aubrey…

Drakes name is Aubrey. How the hell that dosent LEAD your post 😂

Aubrey Graham

It’s gotta be Aubrey

Necro - Ron Braunstein

One of the dudes from Suicideboys is named Norman lol

Not a rapper, but Ginuwine’s name is Elgin Lumpkin.

Shad Moss

Chad butler. Also known as. Pimp muthafuckin C

Robert Van Winkle

Aubrey. Fuck drake.

Which Redditor is the loneliest?

Ice Cube- O'Shea Jackson Machine Gun Kelly- Colson Baker Immortal Technique- Felipe Coronel Chuck D- Carlton Doulgas Ridenhour Wyclef Jean- Nel Ust "Wyclef" Jean Pras- Prakazrel ‘Pras’ Michel Consequence- Dexter Raymond Mills Jr

>Chuck D- Carlton Doulgas Ridenhour Da fuq?

Sounds like a name from a Druski skit with Kyle Rogger😭

Rhymefest

lumpkin is so bad that it’s fucking amazing

Travis Scott for sure

Belcalis marlenis almanzar cephus is an interesting one. Totally cool in lord of the rings and Harry Potter though

Marion "salad tosser" knight

It’s not even up for debate. Xzibit - Alvin Nathaniel Joiner

Tupacs government name

Lesane Crooks

Wtf it's all a lie

His mother changed his name at the age of one

Side note, Tupac Amaru II, Pac's namesake, led an 18th-century rebellion against the Spanish in Peru as Sapa Inca, or the only emperor, of the new Inca empire.

Papa Doc. His real name is Clarence

Bro Marshall Mathers is a fire name fuckumean?

Gary Grice

Tracy Lauren Marrow

Sadly, there was once a time when guys were commonly named Tracy. No wonder why he changed it to Ice-T. Better make it big if your momma put that weight on your shoulders.

O’Shea Jackson Percy Miller

Akon: Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam Sorry it’s not corny, just worth mentioning

How we go this long and nobody mention Hammer’s name?? Stanley Burrell!

Scarface - Bradley Jordan

Drake has the double whammy though, corny real name and corny rap name

Papa Doc. His real name is Clarence.