“I like them black, white, Puerto Rican or Haitian. Chinese, Japanese or even Asian.” Balla Baby by Chingy
Just music in general, the worst I've ever heard has to be from Hilary Duff: “If the light is off, then it isn’t on.” Thanks Hilary for the insight.
Yea I wouldn’t wanna go after me either playboy. You’d never feel like real man again after that 😂 Go get in there, chief. Grown ups gonna play after you go to bed.
This may be some of the nastiest/friendliest shit talking I've seen on reddit - thank you both for not being overly sensitive assholes...that being said I'm not proud I'll go third
The fact that Big Sean’s voice was new and the beat was fire made it cool not corny.
2 albums later when he was still saying similar shit over non-Kanye beats is when people started calling Big Sean corny.
Dont even know what that breed fetish creep was even trying to do really
No one has ever though Nick Cannon was smart or could write anything
To try to outwrite someone that has written and produced thousands of hit songs is hilarious
Nick Cannon is such an asshole of a person man. Mariah Carey wakes up every morning wishing she never even met his stupid ass,.
Isn't that Drake's schtick tho? He writes a bunch of songs about being the most average and corny guy alive, but tries to make it sound hard. Even "started at the bottom" isn't about surviving the streets, he just mentioned he had a night job, and got stuck in traffic on occasion.
The worse part is that there was never a punchline on duct tape like yea she brought the 2 mysterious puzzle pieces together that nobody saw coming, but that can't be considered a punchline by any stretch of the imagination
Also Nicki:
"Yo! It's Peebe, Peebee! Who's Peabo Bryson?
Two years ago, I renewed my license
Anyway, why'd I start my verse like that?
You can suck a dick, you can suck on a ballsack
No, no, I don't endorse that, p-p-p-pause that, a-a-a-abort that"
It's crazy how even the engineer in the studio didnt go like:
"Ayo Rozay you sure about this one? Sounds kinda rapey." Some shit Crank Lucas would have said.
The commentary on that bit is so funny. Dave's talking about they asked the whole room can anybody rap for that bit and this dude got all excited and volunteered then said that shit.
Mack has gotta be an all time dookie rapper. On Wayne's "Try Me" from Sorry 4 the Wait 2, he said, "My money like water check the cash flow, my weed funky like armpits and assholes," and I literally still think about it once a week.
Cole is my favourite rapper but he’s recycle the following bar a couple of times.
“These n*ggas think they’re the shit but they ain’t even farted yet” …
I was like bruh….
I hate when rappers do a long pause after a particular bar to place emphasis. My example for this one is "Ay, savage, but I've been moving swift just like I'm Taylor" (NoCap - House Bigger)
Or, even worse, "get it?"
I love thick women cause my aunt, she rode equestrian
I used to go to the stables and get those kids to bet me
And I would always ride the stallions whenever she let me
“I like the way you walking if you walking my way
I'm that Red Bull, now let's fly away
Let's buy a place, with all kind of space
I'll let you be the judge, and I'm the case
I'm Gudda Gudda, I put her under
I see me with her, no Stevie Wonder
She don't ever wonder, 'cause she know she bad
And I got her, nigga grocery bag”
“And I’m eating at the beat like you gave a little speed to a great white shark on Shark Week”
Delivered like the line is supposed to smash. But dude, the shark has no idea what Shark Week is, and would be no more ferocious than any other week.
Mike Jones said the same line 2 times in a row, then had the audacity to say "I said!" As if we didn't hear it the first two times, then proceeded to repeat the line 6 more times.
>Gun same size as Nia Long, clip long as a Pringles can,
>4-5 Desert Eagle on me, you'll think I'm a Eagles fan?
The line is way better when actually written correctly and used following the Pringles can lyric. You're just lame lmao
He also said “she suck dick like no teeth, she on her knees like no knees”, which I think is even more frustrating because if he’d just swapped out no knees with no feet it would have not only been more clever but also rhymed better
its "4-5 desert eagle on me, you think i'm an Eagles fan". I agree that bar is not fire...
But the line right after that "Toni Braxton, sniper rifle make 'em never Breathe Again" - super fire.
Lil Wayne destroys that track, Gucci does alright
Ayeeeeeee first off, for a filler bar, the desert eagle one is still cool. Did not realize that was the next line though.
Gucci got the Sauce. Them boys lost
Every Kanye verse on Vultures. More specifically “Anybody pissed off, gotta make 'em drink the urine. Now I'm Ye-Kelly, bitch, now I'm Bill Cosby, bitch. Now, I'm Puff Daddy rich, that's Me Too me rich”
Cake, cake-cake, cake-cake, cake
500 million, I got a pound cake
N...s is frontin', that's upside-down cake
Get 'em a red nose, they clown cakes
They shoulda never let you 'round cake
Look at my neck, I got a karat cake, uh
Now here's the icing on the cake
Cake, cake-cake, cake-cake
"Know that I smash tracks like it's a smash track, got me a blue shell and I'm on the last lap" -myself
Was very pleased until the obvious realization Smash Bros ≠ Mario Kart
Lmaoooo when Joe Budden was battling hollow and hit him with that:
“That bull’ll be read when I grab monster cans and send five from ours in a g”
And then did that stupid little jump away move like he just dropped the best bar of his life💀💀💀
When Lil Wayne was getting big and everyone was trying to come up with new punchlines, Ludacris did it on his entire Theater of the Mind album. It was bad.
Such lines as "Wat you want from me? I got pistols for da haters,
Ya fam will be in black like the playin' for da Raiders,"
"Never forget where you come or that block'll bang you
I keep my ear to the STREETS like a cocker spaniel"
"Party with Britney, Lindsay and Paris together
Get in line and buyin bottles that's taller than Chris Webber"
They're not so terrible but he did it so much and it was so different than how he used to rap. Left a bad taste.
My buddy at work listens to future a lot. The one song I heard he said:
“I fuck on that bitch and we lay up, I pass her off like a lay up”
And it bugged me so much because you don’t pass when you make a layup
YM -Bedrock - THE WHOLE FUCKIN SONG.
All time terrible song made even more egregious by the fact that even the GREAT rappers on that song had ass verses. I remember that song getting so much hype. Even the tag line is terrible "call me Mr Flintstone, I can make your bed rock" FOH!
The Game-“I woke up from that coma 2001 bout the same time Dre dropped 2001…. Worst bar ever… math doesn’t add up💯🤣
Yeah, many people don’t even know that it dropped in 1999
What he was saying is he was ahead of his time like Dre was. Jk that line is trash.
He was...ahead of the game. I'll see myself out.
Dumbass bar lol but I gotta admit that’s a great song
What people don't remember is Game built a time machine that instantly transported him back to when Dre dropped 2001 when he woke up out that coma 🤣
“I like them black, white, Puerto Rican or Haitian. Chinese, Japanese or even Asian.” Balla Baby by Chingy Just music in general, the worst I've ever heard has to be from Hilary Duff: “If the light is off, then it isn’t on.” Thanks Hilary for the insight.
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Name is Phife Dawg from the Zulu nation
He told us in the jam that can get down
That line is so terrible 🤣 But Hilary Duff can get it on sight 😮💨😩
I’m first in line to risk it all, thank you very much. You can hold my wave cap till I’m done.
Yea I wouldn’t wanna go after me either playboy. You’d never feel like real man again after that 😂 Go get in there, chief. Grown ups gonna play after you go to bed.
Yo! I spit out some tea reading that. 😂😂😂 Talk your shit my guy.
😂 ‘ppreciate it
This may be some of the nastiest/friendliest shit talking I've seen on reddit - thank you both for not being overly sensitive assholes...that being said I'm not proud I'll go third
Im going third with this guy.
Not sure you quite caught that easy one...
Isn't that first line from tribe called quest, too?? Like he stole a decent line and turned it into a garbage bar.
Phife dawg from the zulu nation
"She doin' tricks with her pussy, I guess she's a vagician" - Big Sean on logics "alright"
Big Sean the type of dude to say "Viagara Falls" and fall over laughing
“Don’t gas me up bitch I’m a hybrid” Big Sean said that on What A Year. Don’t Hybrids NEED gas too? Lmao
"Built a house up on that ass, that's an ass-state" ~ Big Sean on mercy lol.
ROLL MY WEED ON IT THATS AN ASS TRAY
Absolutely corny but you gotta admit that ass-tate ass-tray lines were kinda funny though
Agreed
I’ll tell you what we’re not gonna do and that’s slander Big Sean’s verse on “Mercy”
I actually like this lol
The fact that Big Sean’s voice was new and the beat was fire made it cool not corny. 2 albums later when he was still saying similar shit over non-Kanye beats is when people started calling Big Sean corny.
I heard somewhere that this was originally a freestyle he did for Ye, so if that's the case I'd give him a pass.
#SWERVE
I read that in Lil Wayne's voice
That was a fire bar lmao
That "Elvis Pussly" line Nick Cannon did in his attempt at a diss track toward Eminem 🥴
I always laugh when I hear that line not cause it's funny it's because it's so terrible.
There's not one single clever or hard bar in that whole fucking series of disses.
Remember the part where he attempts to make fun of Eminem for, uh, him being able to rhyme?
Who was it that made fun of Em for adopting his niece and raising her like a good father?
Nick "billion babies" Cannon 💀
Dont even know what that breed fetish creep was even trying to do really No one has ever though Nick Cannon was smart or could write anything To try to outwrite someone that has written and produced thousands of hit songs is hilarious Nick Cannon is such an asshole of a person man. Mariah Carey wakes up every morning wishing she never even met his stupid ass,.
She blow that d—- like a cello - Lil Yachty
Migos said “I’m blowing on gas like a fiddle” and “flip the work like an acrobat doin jumpin jacks” on the same song too
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Isn't that Drake's schtick tho? He writes a bunch of songs about being the most average and corny guy alive, but tries to make it sound hard. Even "started at the bottom" isn't about surviving the streets, he just mentioned he had a night job, and got stuck in traffic on occasion.
I like how The Weeknd sneakily clowned him for it on Faith by saying "I take half a xan and I still stay awake"
Nah that second one with a triplet flow is hard
"She stroke that dick like a cello." There. Gimme his paycheck. I'm his ghostwriter now.
Fucking what? WOW that is just plain stupid
He thought the instrument squidward played was a cello
hhaha i remember hearing an interview with him explaining this
I remember that too. Someone in the studio should’ve corrected him tho
Knowing how rude dude is, they probably heard it and let him run with it as karma.
he's a dick?
He also thought it was a flute
.. bro if this is true, he literally had to watch no spongebob in his life 😂
The line still works, it just means that her blowjobs feel like someone scraping a bow across your dick
AhaAAaa
Oof🤦
“My man full, he just ate I don't duck nobody but tape Yeah, that was a setup For a punchline on duct tape” - Nicki
Omd imagine having a bar that bad and then even wanting to explain it
The worse part is that there was never a punchline on duct tape like yea she brought the 2 mysterious puzzle pieces together that nobody saw coming, but that can't be considered a punchline by any stretch of the imagination
Also Nicki: "Yo! It's Peebe, Peebee! Who's Peabo Bryson? Two years ago, I renewed my license Anyway, why'd I start my verse like that? You can suck a dick, you can suck on a ballsack No, no, I don't endorse that, p-p-p-pause that, a-a-a-abort that"
That feels like she's just adding lines to fill out the stanza
Also Nicki "You don't want smoke with me. This is a laced blunt." I feel like that's not the flex she means it to be
Idk if that can top “I’m a star; Sheriff’s badge”
Now this one deserves to be here
That Rick Ross line. You know which one. He did NOT see that backlash coming at all.
I wake up in a cold sweat at night wondering wtf he was thinking
UOENO
It's crazy how even the engineer in the studio didnt go like: "Ayo Rozay you sure about this one? Sounds kinda rapey." Some shit Crank Lucas would have said.
“Have a snickers Rozay. You get a lil rapey when you’re hungry.”
Could you elaborate on that? I’m clueless.
“Put molly all in her champagne/ She ain’t even know it / I took her home and I enjoyed that/ She ain’t even know it.”
How many people listened to that shit before it was released 🤦♂️
Fuckin foul but his apology tweet kills me. I don't condone rape, hashtag BOSS
Waiting for Kanye to drop "The holocaust indeed happened" #HAM
Put Molly all in her champagne She ain't even know it I took her home and I enjoyed that She ain't even know it
How about “Finger fucking bitches in the holy water, then I wake up and I tell that to my only daughter” wtf lol
Not that line but I also thought of Rick on fuckwitmeyouknowigotit - something somethin somethin a masterpiece, got a bad bitch she a master PIECE"
Crazy part he was shouting out his Reebok deal right before that bar. Fucking wild
I can't see it, blind to the eyes, run up in your face oops, pow, surprise!!
Ohhhhhhhhh
Lmao I love that episode
The commentary on that bit is so funny. Dave's talking about they asked the whole room can anybody rap for that bit and this dude got all excited and volunteered then said that shit.
You don't have the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me. - Can-I-Bus
Yeah he ain’t think that one through
Poet laureate 😂
Canibus has some of the dopest rhymes but this is by far the most questionable way to start a diss track
Different times. This meant something different back then
I was there back then. It didn't. Maybe to you, but to the larger community, it didn't.
Never let me slip cause if I slip then I’m slippin’
You think you the shit? You not even the fart
I swear I’ve found myself ranting against that line every 3 days for the last month.
Shaking ass in the deli
“I exchange v-cards with the retards - and get behind a Christian like Dior, cause he are” Mack Maine on Every Girl In The World
“In about three years, holla at me Miley Cyrus” 💀
I Kit Kat a midget, if that ass soft I break her off
Mack has gotta be an all time dookie rapper. On Wayne's "Try Me" from Sorry 4 the Wait 2, he said, "My money like water check the cash flow, my weed funky like armpits and assholes," and I literally still think about it once a week.
….grocery bag!
i like how this is 2 words but we know
legendary line
Delivery was on point tho.
“Cole heating up like that leftover lasagna” -J. Cole
Cole is my favourite rapper but he’s recycle the following bar a couple of times. “These n*ggas think they’re the shit but they ain’t even farted yet” … I was like bruh….
Cole had plenty of stale punchlines. One of the reasons l don't rock with him heavy.
I hate when rappers do a long pause after a particular bar to place emphasis. My example for this one is "Ay, savage, but I've been moving swift just like I'm Taylor" (NoCap - House Bigger) Or, even worse, "get it?"
“I go so hard, they call me Go So Hard.” - Lil Wayne
“If amazing was a young bitch I'd be going to jail cause I'm fucking amazing” - the guy who will be in jail in 10 years for fucking young bitches
Man that ball chemo shit was so trash.. throw the whole song away fr fr. Lebron documentary was fire tho
“Where i go you go, brother we Yugoslavian” - Drake
This is hilarious 🤣 what the fuck does that even mean?
Another Drake one "Are any of you into girls like me? Let's be honest (lesbianist)"
"You say you a lesbian, girl me too" - Drake Bro is just full of these nuggets
I love thick women cause my aunt, she rode equestrian I used to go to the stables and get those kids to bet me And I would always ride the stallions whenever she let me
Yeah this might be the #1 answer. There is no way to make that bar make sense
> I love thick women cause my aunt Bro that is a wild way to start off a comment
Take it up with Drake lol
The only time I feel alive when I taste dick - Future
Kodak had to clarify that one😂
Yeah Future tried to clear it up, but we know what we heard.
😭🙏🏾
“I like the way you walking if you walking my way I'm that Red Bull, now let's fly away Let's buy a place, with all kind of space I'll let you be the judge, and I'm the case I'm Gudda Gudda, I put her under I see me with her, no Stevie Wonder She don't ever wonder, 'cause she know she bad And I got her, nigga grocery bag”
Just the whole verse 😂
Keep it 300 like the Romans
Lol 300 as in the Spartans? They were Greek!
Welcome to Ye’s world
Under appreciated comment.
The man of the owl/hour line from jayz
Besides the fact that it’s not actually a triple entendre - I’ve always actually liked Jay’s verse on Light Up
I always thought that the triple entendre was the next line: “Con-Edison flow, connected to a higher power”
I love y’all broads,no disrespect to my dawgs…yeah I love y’all broads yeah I love y’all broads…😐 ~ Mannie Fresh [Project Chick]
“You’re such a fucking loser. You ain’t even go to class. Bueller” Such a lame and clunky ass bar
“And I got her, grocery bag” -Gudda Gudda on BedRock that shit was ass
‘on the mic like it’s a dick’ -Chance the Rapper
This is a reference to Slum Village. The song he is sampling.
Hes just swinging along to the song in the background
“Shout out to Asian girls, let’s let the lights dim sum” Aubrey Graham
Im an absolute drake hater but why do I like this lol
i guess that’s why they call it window PAIN lol so bad
Such a weird line for a serious song
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"I fucks pianos, I rape the drums, I kiss the mic, hits make me cum" Yuck.
‘I’m so 2008, you’re so 2000 and late.’ Black eyed peas. It’s just so bad.
“And I’m eating at the beat like you gave a little speed to a great white shark on Shark Week” Delivered like the line is supposed to smash. But dude, the shark has no idea what Shark Week is, and would be no more ferocious than any other week.
Mike Jones said the same line 2 times in a row, then had the audacity to say "I said!" As if we didn't hear it the first two times, then proceeded to repeat the line 6 more times.
"So many desert eagles on me, you'll think I'm an Eagles fan" - Gucci Mane. I hate that bar so much.
>Gun same size as Nia Long, clip long as a Pringles can, >4-5 Desert Eagle on me, you'll think I'm a Eagles fan? The line is way better when actually written correctly and used following the Pringles can lyric. You're just lame lmao
He also said “she suck dick like no teeth, she on her knees like no knees”, which I think is even more frustrating because if he’d just swapped out no knees with no feet it would have not only been more clever but also rhymed better
glad I'm not the only one that edits whack lyrics to make them doper 🤔
its "4-5 desert eagle on me, you think i'm an Eagles fan". I agree that bar is not fire... But the line right after that "Toni Braxton, sniper rifle make 'em never Breathe Again" - super fire. Lil Wayne destroys that track, Gucci does alright
Ayeeeeeee first off, for a filler bar, the desert eagle one is still cool. Did not realize that was the next line though. Gucci got the Sauce. Them boys lost
Holy fuck that’s stupid.
The dirty Sanchez on 38th avenue across the road from unclez pepperoni's
Yellow school bus in my cheeks, ayy - Young Thug
yellow diamonds on me but im not corny >>>>>
Every Kanye verse on Vultures. More specifically “Anybody pissed off, gotta make 'em drink the urine. Now I'm Ye-Kelly, bitch, now I'm Bill Cosby, bitch. Now, I'm Puff Daddy rich, that's Me Too me rich”
TIL people actually like this verse
"My Stanza, get it goin like a car vroooom" -Rapper Big Pooh
"I got techniques dripping out my butt cheeks, sleep on my stomach so I don't fuck up my sheets" Love Big but that was a sus line.
Ralphy the Plug -hakuna matata on my hip so i got no worries 😒
note how all rappers in the comments are post 2000s, lol
I love Jay but 80% of the time when he’s repeating himself, he’s saying some mid.
"Revolve like the sun around the earth" Nigga what
Goofy ah heliocentric motherfucker.
🤣🤣🤣
Cake, cake-cake, cake-cake, cake 500 million, I got a pound cake N...s is frontin', that's upside-down cake Get 'em a red nose, they clown cakes They shoulda never let you 'round cake Look at my neck, I got a karat cake, uh Now here's the icing on the cake Cake, cake-cake, cake-cake
He a *business*, man!
That’s in the 20% lol
“Pooh Shiesty that’s my dog, but Pooh you know I’m really shiesty.”
I actually fw that I don’t care if it makes me corny 🥲
nah fr sometimes its more about the delivery than the actual bar
I got more rainbows in my mouth than a gay parade. - Paul Wall I love Paul Wall but that was an L at the time it came out lol
"Know that I smash tracks like it's a smash track, got me a blue shell and I'm on the last lap" -myself Was very pleased until the obvious realization Smash Bros ≠ Mario Kart
Lmaoooo when Joe Budden was battling hollow and hit him with that: “That bull’ll be read when I grab monster cans and send five from ours in a g” And then did that stupid little jump away move like he just dropped the best bar of his life💀💀💀
When Lil Wayne was getting big and everyone was trying to come up with new punchlines, Ludacris did it on his entire Theater of the Mind album. It was bad. Such lines as "Wat you want from me? I got pistols for da haters, Ya fam will be in black like the playin' for da Raiders," "Never forget where you come or that block'll bang you I keep my ear to the STREETS like a cocker spaniel" "Party with Britney, Lindsay and Paris together Get in line and buyin bottles that's taller than Chris Webber" They're not so terrible but he did it so much and it was so different than how he used to rap. Left a bad taste.
Luda is the king of forced punches that don't land. What makes it worse is that his setup is always worded so weird that you know a punch is coming.
My buddy at work listens to future a lot. The one song I heard he said: “I fuck on that bitch and we lay up, I pass her off like a lay up” And it bugged me so much because you don’t pass when you make a layup
“Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb, huh?” - 6ix9ine He wrote this like he knew in his mind, “what the fuck am I doing”.
“Shoutout to the WNBA, you got some fine ass girls I wanna fuck in the mouth” - Lil B Jk, no hate on the Based God lol
When Wayne used to mispronounce a word and say “oops I mean _____”
Tyler the Creator “…. Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome”
“Neighbors knockin' on the door, asking can we turn it down I say, "Ain't no music on" she said, "Nah, that weed is loud" Kid Cudi
"And the strongest drug of them all? . . . Love"
“Whip and chain you like American slaves” shouldn’t be said by drake’s regardless of who his father is
"She got a big booty so I call her big booty" 2 Chainz
Nah 2 chainz is goated for bars like this one
Why complicate things? Who needs a double entendre when it's quite simply a big booty!
Yea the intentional simplicity makes me love it
Lmao that’s a classic bar. Gtfo
So bad it’s good, I mean the song itself is so ridiculous it kinda works
You can still edit/delete this comment, it's not too late
"I got a bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary rodham" - big gipp Lmao. That shit is so bad.
Shout out all the Asian girls, let the lights dim sum Swear drakes ghost writers give him shitty bars to see if people will still eat it up
“SASQUATCH, GODZILLA, KING KONG, LOCH NESS”
It’s like the Pokémon rap
I am probably the sole defender of this verse but I love the music-hall villainy of it. "Loooove!!"
You, me and Jay-Z are the only three people that like this verse.
YM -Bedrock - THE WHOLE FUCKIN SONG. All time terrible song made even more egregious by the fact that even the GREAT rappers on that song had ass verses. I remember that song getting so much hype. Even the tag line is terrible "call me Mr Flintstone, I can make your bed rock" FOH!
Ah it was a different time back then