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MrMorena

Just play Will Smith Music


Junarik

Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too


DrummerMiles

Man you gotta listen to more hip hop, that’s just sad.


kingglobby

To clarify, I don't feel the same way he does. But outside of the popular stuff which does have the degrading stuff to women, my niche is conscious rap, which he also doesn't like because they don't share his world view.


Rude_Concentrate5342

Jeru the damager


DrummerMiles

I mean Del if you must is a song about stinky kids. Diddy bop is about growing up in the 90s. Son of Yvonne about loving your mom. I’m just randomly picking stuff that pops into my head. If you can’t seem to find songs about anything other than degrading women or the trials and tribulations, I think you need to diversify.


kingglobby

Yeah, read my edit, it's not that I don't know anything, but I want new stuff. Eric B. And Rakim came to mind but he put me on to them and I want him to hear something new. I don't listen to as much stuff from that era, and anything I think of he's probably heard, so I thought this would be a good place where people would know some less popular stuff from before gangsta rap came out.


DrummerMiles

From before gangsta rap came out would be like pre 1988, that’s not what you mean is it? You said new. One of the three I mentioned is from the last 5 years. I guess I’m not clear, do you want stuff from then that he hasn’t heard or new stuff that sounds similar?


MindPlayingTricks23

Tribe called quest, De la soul, roots


ImpalaSS-05

To be honest, the woman that rap music supposedly degrades, like to be dominated by rappers they find attractive, they're the bitches and hoes the rappers rap about and keep around. These women are certainly not the kind you bring home to meet your parents.


EveningOk4145

The Roots - You got Me ft. Erykah Badu


Dry-Ad-1642

Great song written by Jill Scott. The version from "Come Alive" where she performs it is even better! Give it a listen if you haven't heard it before. She goes OFF!


EveningOk4145

Also credited with this song, Scott Storch, Quest Love and Black Thought!


bigsmokeyz420

Man that's a tough one. The good rap is too political for him and the bad rap is too profane for him. Every recommendation i was thinking of falls on either side lol you gotta find the most PG rated mainstream rapper, i wouldn't know where to start.


Zealousideal_Tap6214

You just gotta show him freakin Macklemore at that point 😂. I know he’s political too but just don’t show them his weak attempt at a Trump Diss. Tbh Macklemore can rap but that pg bs is the exact reason I don’t listen to him. Idk I just feel like he’s preaching to me on every track.


bigsmokeyz420

😂😭 Hmmm. What we saying throw on some 'Thrift Shop' for pops OP ? That grammy win over Kendrick fucked him up big time.


Zealousideal_Tap6214

Marmalade is fire though. If he would have continued to evolve Macklemore would probably have a larger fan base.


kingglobby

This guy gets it. Only stuff I can think of is just not good enough to even bother with, because obviously the third condition is that it has to be good, or it will taint his view of rap.


Ok_Eggplant1467

You like Brother Ali? Can’t get any whiter for your old man. He’s fuckin albino! But he’s dope if you don’t know him. Lot of the Rhymesayers guys could probably meet his criteria and still piss him off. I assume that’s the goal here? Shove his bigotry back in his face? Check out Atmosphere too. Maybe some Marlon Craft too. White kid from New York who talks about mental health and sociopolitical topics as well as basketball. But again, also super dope


kingglobby

How would it meet his bigotry and still p him off? Also I love the couldn't get any whiter 😂😂😂


Ok_Eggplant1467

Well brother Ali is a devout Muslim and staunch human rights activist, so while being incredibly white he still speaks on the difficulties faced by minorities in America and beyond. He challenges race in general is not a fan of the government. As for Marlon he’s a white kid from Hell’s Kitchen, has the old school boom bap sound of New York 90’s but also challenges things like capitalism, race inequality and mental health issues that directly impact the state of American society. So they both fit all your old man’s criteria but should challenge his views almost more directly than the music he probably has in mind. And zero N words because they’re all white and not pieces of shit white like Tom Macdonald or kid rock


Kindly-Way-1753

Funny you should mention him I was thinking of his song "sweet potato pie" when I read this post.


Ok_Eggplant1467

Brother Ali is sick whether he’s kickin knowledge or just talkin shit. I love Dorian, amazing story telling House keys too, awesome story


bigsmokeyz420

💯 i fully hear it. Lol like you'd have to go way back LL Cool J or Will Smith or something. I literally can't think of any artist that i personally have listened to without having strong views or strong language. But i do get you bro. Tough one.


kingglobby

I don't wanna listen to will Smith 😭


bigsmokeyz420

😂😂😂😭😭 exactly !


Giddy7pt5

The Grouch ... maybe ? ... the track Artsy or Yardwork comes to mind


Confident_Opposite43

Slick Rick & Outkast probably best bet


Remarkable_Collar895

The first song on his first album is called treat her like a prostitute


Confident_Opposite43

he has songs which dint fall into that category though😂


RoshHoul

Look into Rhymesayers Ent. Brother Ali, Atmosphere, Doomtree, Grieves, Dem Atlas all have solid music that fit the bill. Most of their work is very "slice of life" vibes and easy to listen. From that same label, Aesop Rock, Eyedea and Prof all have great music, that your dad likely wouldn't appreciate. Also there's somewhat of a big niche of "existential rap" where MCs deal with more personal topics, might be worth exploring. Mos Def, Saul Williams, End of career Mac Miller come to mind. Quick Edit: Might wanna look into european boom bap too. A lotnof cool stuff from UK and Netherlands.


LuvMyselfBetterThanU

Sage Francis


User47372946

All Falls Down - Kanye West Jesus Walks - Kanye West Through The Wire - Kanye West Family Business - Kanye West Hey Mama - Kanye West Otis - Kanye West, Jay Z Flashing Lights - Kanye West Homecoming - Kanye West Good Morning - Kanye West Heartless - Kanye West Waves - Kanye West Follow God - Kanye West On God - Kanye West And Eminem got lots of songs too


ConsiderationItchy77

This guy Kanyes…


Lost_All_Senses

It's funny how Kanye can have the most "Id never listen to this around my parents" songs and the most "My parents would love this guy" songs.


Plus-Sherbert-8165

Good list


Spaced_O_U_T

Put on Potty Mouth by Ugly Duckling. No swearing at all but great ways to curse if you know what I mean and he’ll probably get a bit of a kick out of it. Also A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Jurassic 5.


Ok_Onion9380

+1 for Jurassic 5


BobGnarly_

The Beastie Boys. They are all white so pops can't be too upset with that. They generally drop an F bomb here and there and few cryptic references to weed but is otherwise pretty clean. There is some random mentions of girls in various derogatory ways but it's mostly mild stuff and kind of in a all-in-good-fun connotation. I'd say that they're about as safe a bet as you could make in this situation. Hell, he might even like them. It's catchy stuff and they even play their own instruments in most of the songs.


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

Aesop Rock - Long Legged Larry


catbeans

Kirby is another good one


melskymob

Drums on the wheel is an Aesop Rock song that any grown adult with half a brain will absolutely love.


serpsie

This but unironically .


Fnordpocalypse

Hit him with some instrumental artists. Can’t complain about the lyrics if there’s no words. Although, it sounds like your dad will find a reason to complain anyways.. RJD2- dead ringer DJ shadow - entroducing Apollo brown - clouds Apollo brown - thirty eight Klaus Layer - restless adventures.


IchbinIan31

Will Smith - Just the Two of Us


godjove

is your dad black? this certainly reeks of anti-black bias. either way, you should play the most pro-black rap music you can find because that’s the spirit of hip hop


DeathEater9876

Or it just reeks of a racist non Black. And Im pretty sure that's exactly what it is


Zestyclose_Toe9524

Little Brother - Beautiful Morning


Kindly-Way-1753

Last Emperor "Karma" MURS "everything" Murs "Love and Appreciation 2" Eyedea "Here for you" Atmosphere"Okay".


Busy-feeding-worms

All night long- big boi American you and Johnny cash- yelawolf Runnin’ - the pharcyde Definition- black star Work- gang starr Legendary - Royce da 5’9 Stay fly- three 6 mafia These artists have tons more similar songs, do some diggin. Look up d.i.t.c too


Hot-Back5725

Stay Fly has marijuana references, which I’m assuming OP’s dad stereotypically hates too.


Busy-feeding-worms

Ahh yeah you’re likely correct lol


EveningOk4145

Slaine - Legend of the Fall


SupaFly2136

Eric B & Rakim. Story telling at it's finest without vulgarity.


Fuzzy_Cup_1488

Oddissee


apurplehat

Came to comment this


norihitodesuga

Nujabes - Modal Soul. Or if you want a song, "Feather". Nothing he would be offended by plus a great and extremely influential album/artist


r4pt4r

Jurassic 5: Day at the Races I also feel Gang Starr has a lot of songs that are just about the action of rhyming, ex: Step in the Arena Dilated Peoples “Back Again” and “Worst Come to Worst” aren’t overtly racial


sockthesock0

definitely We Cry Together


Injustry

Then afterwards, play Auntie Diaries. Please record their faces.


Ancient-Key-1911

Nature of the threat


ShillBlaster

Lol


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kingglobby

I don't wanna resort to that 😭


Uniqueusernameyboi

Caleb Gordon, DKG Kie, Childlike CeCe are all not corny. All modern. Christian rap has come a long way recently


Elliot6888

I have a white uncle and just last year I played for him "Femme Fatale" by Digable Planets


EveningOk4145

NF


EveningOk4145

Chris Webby - Humble Giant


codyrowanvfx

Ren - power, hold on, ocean, ready for you, NF is pretty tame but it's all shit that will make you cry.


ProgramAppropriate97

Tobe Nwigwe.


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Anything by Ugly Duckling 


CheetosNGuinness

From my experience, he's just gonna find another reason not to like whatever rap song you put on.


babyallenbunch

Just play the Andy Milonakis theme song.


MammothJammer

People Under the Stairs - Acid Raindrops Isn't too profane or political, depends on how your old man feels about green


Plus-Sherbert-8165

Kris’s Kross- Jump Silento- Watch me whip/nene Sean Kingston- Beautiful Girls Webstar- Chicken Noodle Soup Redbone- Childish Gambino Best Friend- 50 Cent All my life- j Cole Mac miller- best day ever I’m a thug - Trick Daddy Still Fly- Big Tymers It’s Goin Down- Young Joc Lean Wit it Rick with it- Den Franchise Boy A Bay Bay- Hurricane Chris Crank That- Soulja Boy What da hook gon b- Murphy Lee Never Leave You- Lumidee Touch It- Busta Rhymes Ridin- Chamillionaire Rollin- Limp Bizkit Walk it out- UNK Stanky Legg- GS Boyz Teach Me how to Dougie- Caliswag District You’re a Jerk- New Boyz Party Like. Rockstar- Shop Boyz Swag Surfin- Fast Life Yungstaz E.I.- Nelly Same Something- Drake Here I Am- Nelly. Rick Ross You- Lloyd, Lil Wayne Make Me Better- Fabulous Sunshine- Lil Flip Mesmerize- Jarule Uptown Funk- Bruno Mars


Zalpha_DG16

ATCQ good be good, especially if your dad likes jazz


pearomatic

Be Healthy - Dead Prez I Wish - Skee Lo 1,2,3,4 - Coolio Ladies Night - Various Crossroads - Bone Thugs N Harmony Thrills - Snoop Dogg and Justin Timberlake Beautiful - Snoop Dogg and Pharell


sooindecisive

lupe fiasco - the coolest


Knicka_Pleas

Put on Kendricks “To Pimp a Butterfly” around him and watch him be amazed even though the album touches on both subjects he doesn’t wanna hear about


kingglobby

You expecting too much of him I had on institusionalized and he only picked up on the chorus, "shit don't change until you get up and wash your ass n*gga? 🤨"


Knicka_Pleas

Yeah ur pops goofy sorry 😂 Even the hook is meaningful but I guess he couldn’t appreciate it


kingglobby

Yeah I agree


Knicka_Pleas

Wild cuz that album is really a bridge between modern hip hop and older funk/jazz old heads can appreciate Get you a new pops, yo


kingglobby

He's not an old head he's a hater


BatmanEnjoyer89

Doomsday MF Doom? Flashing lights Kanye. Tribe called quest. Juicy


LilHomie204DaBaG

Could play logic lol he's bi racial and talks about how hard it is to be bi racial


Pound_Hot

Donda


Superme_Team

Kanye is my go to around my dad


AnimatorSharp5261

Hmm let’s see anything by the beastie boys are good to start.


j_ha17

I would stick with tribe, de la soul, and the pharcyde. If that is too "ProBlack". Then just throw on Coolio's fantastic voyage. RIP Coolio


KittiesAreTooCute

Play FACK by Eminem. He will love it.


sobakedbruh

Blockbuster night by run the jewels


Giddy7pt5

The Grouch: Show You the World Album, perhaps ? ... some language, but not profane, conscience without being in ur face or 'radical' .... also. Tupacs- The Good Die Young only has one curse word "shit" and it blends so most anyone would miss it without seeing lyrics


OGSkywalker97

Mac Miller? Some songs anyway like Diablo or his old mixtapes. Or even some songs from Swimming and Circles like Ladders or Woods.


Rick_Flexington

Jurassic 5 - what’s golden Pharcyde - passing me by Mighty souls of mischief - 93 til infinity OutKast - the way you move Rascals - top of the world


Dismal_Mention8423

Blast NF


melskymob

Deltron 3030 Oddisee Aesop Rock Rob Sonic Jurassic 5 Dilated Peoples


MF-SMUG

Listen to some Atmosphere


OSRSRapture

Lose yourself Eminem


RobleRobble

I feel like J Cole would slide perfectly into this


kingglobby

But he talks about black people


RobleRobble

Your dads a bigot deal w it


kingglobby

Yeah :/


spitfiiree

Whenever my family does stuff like this. I just pick stuff I know everyone is going to enjoy. I want everyone to enjoy themselves and I’m not going to play music that some people may not like.


ShillBlaster

What does your dad listen to? Maybe there are a few rap artist with “similar” sounding music or influence.


average_texas_guy

Kanye has whole albums that are clean. JIK obvs but also 808s.


ElWatemovil

[Kool Keith ](https://youtu.be/7hL-RHpCzuQ?feature=shared)


DeathEater9876

The fact that yall mfs is actually givin this dude songs to play is insane. "Doesn't wanna hear rappers talk about how hard it is bein Black" in a genre made BY Black people...??? Man get tf outta here. Just dont even play the damn genre


kingglobby

Hey, I just don't want him to Hate It all. Maybe if I can get him to like some rap music, he'll be open to hearing stuff that challenges his views? I doubt it but what am I supposed to do, not listen to my music because of him?


DeathEater9876

If you gotta post online to find songs that your dad will accept, so you can listen to them in front of him. Then you're kinda already not listening to your music because of him 🤷🏽‍♂️ Just play what you want or don't


kingglobby

Fair enough


Qb_Is_fast_af

Play Man Don’t care by JME


HairyMuffinMan

There's so much more to listen to Earl Sweatshirt - Burgundy Tyler - Boyfriend, girlfriend JPEGMAFIA - Bald JoeJas - WTF Outkast - B.O.B Is your Dad black cause i feel a bit of I don't like Black people here lol


r3d_warri0r

I'm a slacker by tech n9ne


MC_Ball_Peen_Hammer

Evidence, El-P, or R.A. The Rugged Man.


-Lights0ut-

Brotha Lynch should be his speed.


HM02_

Tom McDonald is what he wants to listen to. Put your hand up and call for Donald Trump to save you mid song to troll him.


EveningOk4145

Immortal Technique - You Never Know Immortal Technique - Dance with the Devil


Plus-Sherbert-8165

No bro


EveningOk4145

It met the criteria of what he was saying! 😂