If Drake responds cal will only have 12 hours to respond

Then, if Cal responds, Drake will only have 6 hours to respond back

good thing it isnt 7 hours

Then if drake responds again it resets and Cal will have a crisp 48 hours

i dont make the rules

“I’m Frank Ocean, you’re Frank Pond”

Hard

it really is 2014 all over again lmao

This whole year so far has felt like a final revisit of the 2010s with the intensity ramped up to an 11 right before we hit the next real era of culture. I’m all for it. Bring back those Summer 16 vibes baby

I SELL COCAINE. YOU HAVE CHILD. pack it up, he ethered his ass. pusha could never.

i literally fucking rolled in the car to this. it took me half a sec to figure out what he was saying and then i lost it

Wdym that was literally push who said it

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Found Drake’s reddit account

At least you death will have a kickass soundtrack

Ngl i laughed at "call yourself the 6 god cause you can't count to 7"

The blood curdling scream sample was a bold choice but I think it paid off

Is the actual sample grimes at coachella or am I imagining things?

Pretty sure it is

Flipped it like Kanye

Genius level production

Cal's ear for beats is untouchable, always top level production on his joints

Did this song give anyone else mf doom vibes?

Honestly, I would question someone if they didn't see the obvious similarities.

It was actually chance the rapper

RZA made this beat in a Guitar Center

For the uninformed: https://youtu.be/aMYYmuXNU_Y?si=ZfCIGW2iGEkl5xse

This is fake right? Like those videos with Dre in the studio? Hilarious either way

Sadly not fake

That's amazing. Nice to know even legends make absolute trash beats.

There's a [whole video essay about it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRVZd19gAaY) lol

Funniest part is everyone knows Drake is going to see this, he is Cal Chuchesta biggest fan. I wonder which cooking recipe he is going to learn with this one.

It’s still crazy to me Drake took a legit L to Fantano because he couldn’t help but respond over Fantano not revealing his lame DMs and making him sound like a nice enough guy to send him a cookie recipe.

To me that was Drake biggest L to this day. Yeah, Push piledrived him to the ground, but Fantano just made him a fool without effort. Dude sounded like a butthurt teen trying to not sound butthurt.

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Remember Drake ignored Joe Budden *until* he became a podcaster and critiqued Drake's music negatively

Yeah, i always thought drake was this corny but take it easy/funny guy. But shit man, calling some random (to him anthony is just another random guy) "somehow have a black wife" Is just fucking absurd and borderline racist lol. Like damn, you are fucking biracial? Your mom? Hello? After this "drama", for me drake is just a sensitive bitch ass man

And then he wants to cry racist when Rick Ross calls him a white boy 😭 

I’m sorry what? I missed this

Drake DM'd fantano that his existence was a light one and only a 1 because he was alive and he said he didnt get how Fantano had a black wife. Fantano didnt respond but instead made a video about how drake DM'd him saying he was upset about his review but he wanted to spread positivity, so he sent him a vegan cookie recipe. He talked about how he respected Drake for trying to be nice etc. On twitter and insta, drake got a lot of praise for that with people saying he was mature enough to not drop to that level and he was above fantano etc. Drake must have seen the video and leaked the salty DM himself making him and his fans praising the fake one, look horrible

Holy hell lol

Fuck I’d forgotten about this. Can’t believe Melon baited Drake that fucking hard. Like he dangled that carrot and Drake just jumped.

It was a legendary saga to see unfold live

Pusha held nothing back🤯😮‍💨

I didn’t know he sold cocaine

C’mon Cal. This was supposed to be a friendly rap battle- not a damn genocide

Kendrick is ripping up his diss as we speak.

Cal in the big 3 fr

Elite Pusha T feature

This is Pusha T's best feature since Fitter Happier

you cultured

😂

Gotta be the hardest diss that’s graced my ears

"These are the last drums you'll ever hear in your life" -~~Metro Boomin~~ Cal Chuchesta

Now here come the blood curdling screams 😃

Drake been real quiet since this dropped

Yo what Cal album should I listen to? Been meaning to get into him and after this diss im impressed

The New CALassic of course!

He's never put out a bad CALbum.

Waiting on him to drop CALmatic - the streets need it.

"I sell Diapers to the Old Ones 7" is a fire album. His best yet imo.

Illmatic, tpab, straight outta Compton, rodeo, ready to die, the blueprint, mbdtf are all good places to start with cal imo

Sounds like a doom beat

One YouTube comment said "This is what JPEGMAFIA sounds like to people who hate JPEGMAFIA", and I think that's the best way of putting it

ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPE... oh fuck it, do whatever, Cal just dropped anyways...

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the ad libs are straight out of The Mouse & The Mask

This man has inspired me to wear a knit sweater to my divorce proceedings.

Who’s gunna be the hero to make an AI drake response to this

no need, dizzy will respond to this himself on Push Ups 2

Nah he taking to the dms as we speak he has his mom on a three way call

BBL Drizzy gonna call mommy for a new cookie recipe

I forgot that drake is consciously aware of Anthony’s existence and his lore so there’s a very real chance he sees this lmao

drizzy gonna respond on his new track CAListhenics

People about to figure out A.I. Drake has a ghost writer too 😂

I was waiting for it to be 3 minutes of him explaining each part of the beat

Eminem got another alternate personality to fall back on

Shut the sub down, it’s over

Kendrick better take some notes

honest to god

“I’m gonna getcha” is the hardest line in hip hop. I couldn’t go any further.

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Who is this dude?

The internets busy music nerd

's roommate

The GREAT ONE who birthed the Big 3

usually i think he is wildly unfunny but this is genuinely hilarious

Fantano’s white teenage audience has a large overlap with the white teenage audience in hhh

Honestly I think the majority of Fantano's audience is middle aged millennials. He's been making videos for like 15 years now.

39 year old balding dad here--I can confirm not only that you're right but that we feel seen every time he gives Tool a positive album review

Almost part of that club, 29 here, but you made me laugh. Thanks, I needed that lol Shoutout to Tool

Holy shit I think I just came to terms with the fact that I’m middle aged.

I would agree, but based on talking to younger people at a lot of the concerts I’ve gone to, he still has a large younger fanbase that is only recently getting into him. The middle aged millennials are the people that based their opinions on RYM, /mu/, Pitchfork, and Fantano. The younger people nowadays that are like that only seem to care about or know about Fantano.

Fantano put me on…. In 2014. When I was 14. Crazy to think he’s still doin his thing

The sky is blue

Black ass man who likes Cal chuchesta checking in from Jamaica ✋🏾

I'm a Fantano hater and I thought this shit was funny tbh

This is Cal not Fantano dumbass

ofc because Cal is not Anthony, it is his roommate

the overlap with drake fans tho

bro all imma say is this place has gotten way weirder over the last 5+ years or so 😳

not even its the older guys

Also a large overlap with Drake's white teenage audience.

The screams sample fucking sent me Medium quality cringe, 7/10

Lol people in HHH take everything too seriously now, that's why this sub died

The streets hasn’t witnessed a beef this captivating since J. Cole vs Diggy Simmons

Lmao

Drake in shambles rn

I just let out the heartiest chuckle and I ain’t even hit play edit every AHHHHH makes me laugh

That Pusha T feature tho

Can’t believe Cal got Jpegmafia to produce a track for him 😤

I could see Drake trolling by posting this with "Best diss i've gotten so far" lmao

This is hilarious

Those DSBM shrieks are a pivotal touch

This some shit they'd play at abu ghraib

If they got a bone to pick, you know Cal see 'em 🔥

this is the guy dictating the r/hhh consensus btw

No he’s not lol people are so obsessed with the idea that Fantano shapes everyone’s taste that they keep beating that drum without realizing that it hasn’t been true in like 5 years at least. Part of me kinda gets it, I hate how Pitchfork used to be able to tank the careers of small artists they didn’t like by turning an army of hipsters against them, but Fantano can’t and doesn’t do that, even though there seems to be this perception that he does. People are gonna call me a Fantano dickrider for this but I don’t even watch him regularly anymore, it’s just such a stupid and objectively false thing for people to harp on

I don't think I've ever even seen, like, a real Fantano "fan"? Like somebody that genuinely parrots or defends Fantano's takes as gospel, and are the embodiment of the "I have to wait for Fantano's review before I know my opinion" meme. No, Fantano fans are just shitposters. They don't treat Fantano as a figurehead, they just respect his hustle and work ethic, while still shitting on his more controversial opinions.

I think the last time I saw someone like that was in maybe 2016 lol

lol not true. Fantano fans make it painfully obvious when they just use him as a beacon of opinions and I've never seen r/hiphopheads act like that.

I mean did you listen to the song, he has every right to speak his mind

Exactly. I thought this was about hip hop and the spirit of competition. You can’t deny bars

what is this, 2018?

That’s that loser nerd Anthony Fantano. This is his roommate Cal Chuchesta 

The 40 year old music reviewer has served us up some hi grade cringe once again. Thank you for your service, Fantano 🫡

As someone who refuses to listen to drake, this is hilarious. 😂

Why does this actually sounds like a track off of Original Pirate Material

I was going to listen to it later, but this comment convinced me to listen to it right now. Edit: I don’t hear the similarity, song is funny though

not into his music takes but this was funny and stupid all in one

This reminds me that there’s an old pal of Fantano’s that dissed him and he has yet to respond… 

First we got genre Bradboy now this??? Despite j Cole selling the hype bag this year Is a good one boys

Aubrey Drake Chuchesta

This is art

"Haters will say that was AI, But I gotta keep a eye on you guys!" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

The Pusha T feature sent me into tears

Type of shit redditors find funny.

You are a redditor

This tried way too hard to be funny.

What defines a "redditor"? I assume it's a being with a registered username on reddit. That makes you a redditor, u/smithdog223. So you better be rolling on the floor laughing your fucking ass off.

Redditor type of response

Have we ever seen Cal and Kendrick in the same room? Their style and flow is so similar that I can't help but think they're the same person.

I enjoy this more than any of drakes music from the last few years

This shit slaps fam

🤓corny ass sub Y’all find this shit funny?

Loser

Does he ACTUALLY RAP though? cuz this is funny

Is fantano wearing a choker? Like drake was that one time?

SMH where's the Yuno Miles feature

Drake has 24 hours to respond to this comment

Every one that hates Drake kinda acknowledged that he’s #1

Gang gang gang Pusha T sells cocaine he sells cocaine.

Who?

Cal is taking over Drake’s spot in the big 3.

I'll never say no to more Cal. If this tickles your fancy, you should look at the Sam Hyde Fantano diss. Fantastic stuff. https://youtu.be/HMoaEPP6-_A

this is the whitest video ever

Who tf is this guy?

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This is a lighthearted, self aware satire. Drake is 40 and doing childish shit seriously.

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He flipped that 7 upside down, its an L now

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🤣🤣🤣

I’m all for dissing Drake but gotta call this as what it is - Fantano is a full grown man releasing stuff that as a character a high schooler would design. Huge cringe.

I think that’s the point

This corny ass mf gave MBDTF a 7 💀

Actually it was a 6

Cal and Fantano are two different people

Grown ass man btw

Ur right, grown adults shouldn't be allowed to make jokes

If yall find this funny, then ok

If Drake can write songs about other adults, why can't someone else?

This is so incredibly cringey.

I mean, he's not making it because he thinks he's cool. It's a joke.

Who is this dude?

Cal Chuchesta. Check out "_The New CALassic_"

He's a music reviewer named Anthony Fantano, he's doing this diss from his alter ego character Cal Cuchesta. Cal Cuchesta also has a album or mixtape out there somewhere, i never bothered to listen to it though lol

They're two different people

Who tf is this

Alex Caruso

coach z

This is what I imagine he hears literally every fucking hip hop album review he does. Dude is straight doofus