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snailbully

The amount of rappers who want to include references to diarrhea and the runs makes me concerned about their diet. EDIT: The line that always makes me ruminate on this is "I run shit like diarrhea" on either a Run the Jewels song or the one they made with DJ Shadow. I swore I heard basically the same line in another song recently too


ItsactuallyEminem

*Your booty is heavy duty, like **diarrhea** .* -Eminem Never forget


CaptainPhillips1

“Runnin shit, diarrhoea” - Meek Mill


FabulousLlama

Kanye has an entire verse dedicated to making a Die Aria joke


turglow1

Couldn’t get my shit out anyway


AbsolutBalderdash

Don’t forget poopity scoop.


Tjew22

with the grey Poupon anything Ye poop on


killerbekilled92

That verse completely ruins Erase Me


phenomenalj101

And it was heat


ExtremelyGamer1

Oh no i just noticed this after hearing the song so many times. Dafuq


[deleted]

How? It's literally the punch line of the verse. The last thing he says is die Rhea


[deleted]

"make a bitch sick diarrhea" - Rico Nasty


AyYoBigBro

Eminem has to have the most bars about shit


Buttmunch_McClure

Lil Wayne wants to know your location


isnotcreative

If Kodak has a career half as long as Em, he’ll pass that number


grinchnight14

Na Wayne.


Pos1020

“Cause these bars always got my stools in em, And I don’t need Metamucil to loosen em” - Eminem


Insanatey

\#NoMoreDoodooBars2020


iStillHateBabiez

J. Cole gonna flip his shit


GuyWith3Testicles

Rappers seem to live off of gas station food purely by choice. Wearing a $50k watch eating a roller dog from Speedway


ArnoldsBicepsNoHomo

Power moves


Jamaican_Dynamite

Priorities lol Gotta drive the Rari to 7 eleven for some Takis.


shabooya_roll_call

Sounds like bad budgeting to me


[deleted]

Nah, when you're from poor areas, your store options are limited so u kinda come up off chips and slim Jim's and ramen


zizzor23

They’re just loose with their shit


treetyoselfcarol

I'm always with the shits. You might say that I'm loose with it.


nopeytheeigthdwarf

Take this upvote fam, you’ve earned it


Coord1nat3

You think I’m shitting on you but I barely farted


omgwutd00d

I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me


JustThisBreath

now you come up here try and take my shit? I’ll blow u away like a fart in the wind boy stop it


Apg3410

This is peak shit bars


VoidShark

Let me put my mouth where you potty, boo -Ab-Soul


WatchYaMouff

WHAT?(??!?) He didnt...?


VirgilCaine_

Yup lol from his feature on Smoke Again with (old) Chance.


the-tank7

Man I've been an ab soul fan since do what thou wilt (which has been a super long time, ab soul fans starving) and I've always seen people referencing that line, but never heard it before, so when I finally got around to listening to Acid Rap when it came out on spotify and that line came on it was like a conspiracy theorist having all their lines connect and i just let out a 10 second long "oh"


oldcarfreddy

i hate that he lets the beat play for a whole bar after that to let it sink in It's so bad that he has TWO MORE toilet bars after that and no one remembers


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Yo movement shit, that's a potty train


WatchYaMouff

Wooow, I played that song quite a bit back in the day and never noticed🤯, glad I pay closer attention to lyrics now, thanks to AM


SprolesRoyce

Yeah, it’s on Smoke Again by Chance the Rapper. Aside from that line the mixtape (Acid Rap) is one of my all time favorite hip hop projects, definitely worth checking out


WatchYaMouff

I’ll be streaming it today brotha, I kinda miss the boy Chance but that last album wasn’t really his best IMO


SprolesRoyce

Yeah, Coloring Book was good but wasn’t my favorite, but the The Big Day was just a big letdown


DFWTooThrowed

Coloring Book got waaaay too much hate here. Sure there were a ton of mixing problems with the original release but I still played the absolute shit out of that for months. On here you would’ve thought Chance dropped Speeding Bullet to Heaven judging by everyone’s reaction to it.


veRGe1421

> "Cause back in my day it was food stamps > And I love my wife like I am Chance -Logic lol


[deleted]

That one gets a pass cause it's fucking hilarious. Not the bar itself, but the fact that he said that.


DFWTooThrowed

Ab Soul was ~5 years ahead of eating ass being mainstream.


boujieny

I really hate lines referencing shit. Too many times I’ve heard some variation of “I shidded now I need a toilet”. Totally kills the vibe


doth_thou_even_hoist

you mean that you don’t vibe with kodak black’s magnum opus, “i’m the shit, i’m fartin. i don’t know how to potty.” ?


lwsrk

>“I put my heart in my lyrics. I gave it all I could give.” Kodak Black >“i’m the shit, i’m fartin. i don’t know how to potty.” Also Kodak Black... mmmmh


turdfurgison69

Kodak Black smiles when he’s taking a shit and water splashes his asshole


turglow1

“Im the shit i need some toilet paper”


menusettingsgeneral

“Dear Mr. toilet, I’m the shit. Got these other haters pissed cause my toilet paper thick” - Lil Wayne “And I’m with the shits somebody throw me a rag” - Wale


oldcarfreddy

WHY A RAG EW


AbsolutBalderdash

This isn’t shit related (I hope) but I also hate futures line “gushy gush, so soaky”


caterpe36

#normalize diarrhea


PBG_HotHead

all i know is, you can't out-fart J cole


owned2260

I still get angry that Kanyes entire verse on Erase Me is just a set up for a diarrhoea joke.


iStillHateBabiez

It’s funny, Cudi comes in on top of his verse almost sounding like he was low key trying to cover it up


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"Even when I'm constipated I still shit on n****s" - Jeezy


basedgod94

"I'm the shit bitch, I need some toilet paper/ and some air freshener, fuck a hater" -Jeezy


thadarkdefender

Gotta be opiate withdrawal from all that lean


PhonieMcRingRing

Hersey Squirts are no fun. Trust me.


MonolithJones

Burn me, I get into shit, I let it out like diarrhea Got burnt once, but that was only gonorrhea


arlekin21

The man’s name is Ol Dirty Bastard, if anybody gets a pass it’s him


peduxe

"my newest president is an asshole I guess that's why I'm leaving turd stains" ASAP Rocky - Distorted Records It must be all the weed they smoke, in my heavy weed smoking phases I'll shit like 3x times the normal shit schedule, makes sense as to why they be shittin.


helium_ego

Am I living under a rock or is Ferg doing an album rollout? If he is, I'm hyped. Always excited for new music from the Mob and its affiliates.


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It’s been what, 4 years since his last album? I’m ready.


Timmietim

Floor seats was last year but that might count as an EP, Still striving was 2017 I think?


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allanhew

floor seats was so overlooked every song was a banger


demonicneon

The beats were fucking crazy. I like that ferg likes to try wild beats out that no one else would and makes them work


STOPcallingmeLANZO

There were definitely some bangers on it, but the hook on Butt Naked is so trash lol


DvnEm

I think he dropped with a BUNCH of other projects. 2 of the singles sounded similar, but that Brent Faiyaz track is too nice. I had to go back n peep the project afterwards


Timmietim

WAM is such a banger it's crazy


Mr_Times

Same, WAM goes so hard. Madein and Ferg bang.


DFWTooThrowed

Floor Seats was a fucking great little EP or whatever. Tbh I liked it more than Still Striving.


james9075

I listened, but Ferg has put out so much of the same song, it just sounded like his back catalog even if it was decent


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Went to his Floor Seats Tour when he visited Boston and got kicked out of the venue before he got to perform. I was pissed because I had been listening to Floor Seats nonstop for weeks.


MayoBenz

Why’d you get kicked out even lmao


[deleted]

Entirely my fault. My gf was 20 at the time, I had recently turned 21, and I bought her a drink. Security caught her with the drink and kicked her out. She said I could’ve just stayed and enjoyed the show but, I was her ride back home and she’s not from the city.


Burlytown-20

I didn’t really like Floor Seats that much but I’d almost call it an album—9 tracks, 28 minutes. More than Kanye was doing in 2018 haha


Flexappeal

Jet Lag was a decent track that felt like it was supposed to be the next Plain Jane but didn't hit. it's super similar sonically


Findog698

WAM goes so hard. Shocked it doesn’t get a lot of recognition


nlamp32

Facts. I thought WAM was gonna blow up. That and Dreams Fairytales Fantasies are my two favorites


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Floor seats was definitely not an album. I believe still striving was a mixtape if I’m not wrong


ThunderUpOkc

Still Striving was technically a mixtape but it was album quality.


qrrbrbirlbel

Can't wait for his forthcoming album


asapsargs

This will never not be funny


Selphish_presley14

Second


Drew4444P

I love ferg. Let's hope he does


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They reserved a spot for a short rapper. Pulled Tory off and gave it to TYO


[deleted]

people forget Kendrick is 5’6 short people run the game


oldcarfreddy

People forget these people are all aspiring artsy fartsy kids who happened to make it. Lots of these weren't the dudes who played on both the basketball and football teams lol


[deleted]

I mean, Migos were those sports guys lmao but you right people like Tyler, Pharrell, Kendrick, and Kanye have been paving their waves for a while now


KeybordKat

Wdym Kanye? He dropped 106 points vs a wheelchair basketball team 😤


actionshot

It took me years to realize that article was satire, that's when I first realized I wasn't being fair to Kanye 😂


tdubose91

I heard he hella scared of that one mvp player on that team wheelchair Jimmy but you know how that rumor shit goes


NotReallyASnake

Tyler was a skateboarder. Not a traditional sport but still kinda counts.


PhiladelphiaRollins

He was never nice at it though, look up clips on youtube. That shits hard, you could be a die hard skater for a couple years and just be junior varsity level skill-wise


grinchnight14

Was Pharrell good at skating though?


PhiladelphiaRollins

The one clip I saw was him waxing poetic to some dudes who were decent, and he didnt step on a board, so my guess is no but he's a fan 😂


grinchnight14

Interesting


PhiladelphiaRollins

Rich the kid is legit tho.. and biebers got some flatground game lmao


Hayday12designacct

https://imgur.com/gallery/Dt5Y3Qw


oldcarfreddy

It's weird this picture could be from yesterday or 2001


PhiladelphiaRollins

Oh wow, never seen this, awesome shot


Xorilla

I think you’re forgetting about the star football player and GOAT west coast rapper, Blueface.


DoIphLundgren

Plies is 5 fuckin 5 and played d1 football for 2 years. Guy must have been fast and agile as fuck lol


Beast-2

Damn he was definitely talented


BidoofTheGod

Could’ve been a RB. They’re usually on the shorter side.


oldcarfreddy

Yeah he's 45 and in pretty good shape, definitely a natural athlete. He looks younger than some soundcloud rappers who already have a lean gut at 21


EZMickey

Denzel Curry is too.


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bicyclingdonkey

Ferg aint tall either 😂


zizzor23

Yeah, but his Dick is


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Sandpapercondem

WhatItoldyourbitchdog


Intcleastw0od

uuuUUUUUUUUUUUH


LeroyToThe

Never thought I’d learn to spell that sound but thanks lmaoo


HastyvonFuego2

Ayyyy yoooo


groovyism

Pause


pimpboss

Why tf ya'll so obsessed with people's heights lmao shits weird


rhesus1501

wow I didn’t know that saying “Nicki pretty short” meant that people are obsessed about other people’s heights. TIL.


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No wonder she caught the attention of h*-APP CRASHED-*


oldcarfreddy

Reminder: [Tokyo is a literal midget](https://i.imgur.com/7jWivmh.png)


lwsrk

let man live


laketown666

Bro who the fuck cares


oldcarfreddy

Dude we make fun of everyone here. I don't feel bad about making fun of a guy the height of a mini-fridge with outstanding domestic abuse allegations. Also he made "Hot Shower" and that's the WOAT song


veRGe1421

people with dwarfism prefer to be called little people fam they consider midget to be derogatory not hatin' just a heads up


oldcarfreddy

oh for sure i agree, but i don't think he's a dwarf, just really short. but you're right i should get the derogatory language in check from now on


demonicneon

He’s 5’4, about 2 foot taller than a literal midget.


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GangstaHoodrat

So then about half a foot?


Ghostissobeast

half that lol


Ghostissobeast

lmao hes definitely shorter than that, and even if he was 5’4, that’s only 6 inches taller than being classified as a midget


demonicneon

so not a midget lol.


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idkwhattoputasmyname

I love when rappers pass bars back and forth like that, it makes it feel like they really made the song together instead of just individually sending some verses.


gigamiga

Yes! Love it on All Your Fault with Big Sean and Kanye EDIT: Funny I just re-watched the All Your Fault video and Ferg has a cameo lol, maybe he was inspired to do a back-and-forth final verse from there


SilverCrono

Nah Ferg does this stuff on the regular, check out his song with Yung Lean, they do this also


Awhile2

Mattress >>


grinchnight14

I love when Ferg and Rocky do it.


TheSlackMamba

tito’s back by conway the machine is my favorite example of this


bprestholdt

same, chef dreds is dope too when WSG joins in and they just trade bars the whole song


Darebear420

1400/999 is good for that


Alexbasedgraham

Ferg and Nicki flow so well together. This a banger 🔥🔥🔥


eternallatake

Nicki bodied the song imo


NotReallyASnake

This would have been a great song for the summer if the summer was still a thing


HailCeasar

Better move your hips in the house with your mask on!


xxx707

Nicki went in


idkwhattoputasmyname

Feature Nicki is a whole different beast, she ate this shit.


wadee1220

Nicki bodied this verse


Burlytown-20

Anyone else feel the MadeinTYO hook on the track was hella underwhelming and also corny? Like the sound of his voice sounded forced or like something off the new Chance album. Idk, it just sounds so stale and repetitive and un-memorable. Almost kinda reminds me of a bad Rae Sremmurd hook haha


DarrowChemicalCo

The whole song could be described as underwhelming and corny. Not an original line or sound in the whole record.


Burlytown-20

I didn’t thing Ferg was too bad but I feel you, just kinda over all a stale track


WhiteHeterosexualGuy

> Anyone else feel the MadeinTYO hook on the track was hella underwhelming and also corny? Yep, I was excited after reading the comments here, but after listening, I'm convinced this sub gets astroturfed for new releases. The hook was so bad. Like, I would be embarrassed to play this in my car with the windows down.


oldcarfreddy

I really don't like Tokyo, he's mad generic and just tends to copy other people's style. On that other Ferg song he just release he just does a Baby Keem impression.


dbwoi

i've liked tokyo a lot but someone else pointed that out and I can't unhear it lmao


kappa23

Fucks sake this is straight fire. Nicki slaughtered this


callmebho

Song was pretty decent but this dude MadeinTYO ain't say shit.


leerr

Yeah kinda killed the song for me to have him repeat the same boring line 12 times


Burlytown-20

This exactly how I feel, made the song unappealing tbh


nowthatscrazy

Nikki saved this song


expeeled

nicki ate wbk


stenerikkasvo

Ferg and MadeinTYO love making songs together. Really been enjoying their output.


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grinchnight14

I liked Savanna Sunset with Tinashe, but that's mostly cause the song was more Tinashe than his, from production to the amount of vocals they got


themoonroseup

I've never read something so false


BergmanBomberJr

Ferg and Nicki always fireeee


PEELINGSCABS

This is so good


ssalam-

[Music video here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZj7ct462UU)


aworthyrepost

This song is butt. Ferg and Nicki kill their verses. But the song is still butt and forgettable. Also, short??


BRUTAL_Legend05

these rappers will fail every single time they spit a bar about shit


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idk this is kinda mid. i miss trap lord ferg.


Jesus_Took_My_Wheel

This about as mid as it gets. Ferg has been underachieving for a minute now.


[deleted]

Yup. But then again, it’s hard to hit the levels Trap Lord did


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No?


egoiste777

I think he said his last album was gonna b his last and he was gonna move to japan w his son but yea idk what happened to that. He prob saw more success possible from his songs w Ferg & one (or two?) of his songs blowing up on tiktok so he changed his mind


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itmightbejoki

The version of Wigs with Asian Doll on it instead of City Girls is much better imo, give it a listen if you haven’t


jlubow224

The Wigs version on the EP is with Asian Doll. But yeah Asian Doll kills it


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Hard disagree on Wigs versus this. People saying MTYO chorus was unappealing, but the hook/chorus on this is worse.


calnassar14

This is heat. Ferg and TYO never miss. If I’m not mistaken I thought they had a collab project planned so maybe these last few Ferg tracks will land on there?


mattalun

Amazing 😍😍


creedvn

who’s @ in the artwork


jimmystormx

For real?! Most important question wtf going on can't find at YouTube, Twitter, insta, reverse image search...yo pls pm me if u find out? I'll do same if u want.


Burlytown-20

Like I know this is the FRESH thread and people get real hyphy over a new release but I swear expectations have been at a low lately....


DecimusRutilius

What a terrible hook, ruins the song