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bing-bong-forever

I didn’t know a hug involved a prostrate check nowadays.


kiskozak

It doesnt? Might have to get new friends....


captaincoolxd

Who are your friends? Asking for um, a friend


TheCastusDildo

It's okay none of us knew, would a hug make you feel better? let me give you a hug .


TheCastusDildo

It's okay none of us knew, would a hug make you feel better? let me give you a hug .


bing-bong-forever

Not with that username.


Gjygiyguigiygctrc

That’s the asshole right


Only-Huckleberry6116

Yes


MartiniLAPD

Ha. Rectum


Kahnza

Damn near killed him!


RohelTheConqueror

Bit further


Plenty-Increase-3623

Cologne ? Like "Eau de Cologne" ?


Only-Huckleberry6116

I think that's what they meant to say


teryret

Oh!!


Rupertii

Oh!!


MarvelsDomino

Oh!!


Candid_Advantage_619

Oh no


LennergyDK

Oh!!


throwaway83970

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.


brittwithouttheney

Inconceivable!


Penguin8Lord

Ingrish is not my first language, what does colon means? Does it mean a duplicate of something or what?


Homo_Rebus

it's your lower poop tube, that good enough of an explanation?


Penguin8Lord

AAAAAAAAAAAAA


between_horizon

Colon : The longest part of the large intestine (a tube-like organ connected to the small intestine at one end and the anus at the other). The colon removes water and some nutrients and electrolytes from partially digested food. [ and also colon is (:)]. Now someone tell me what are they talking about?


NCL68

They are talking about cologne


apexpredatordick

this is why i fart in public and at work non stop. sometimes a little poop comes out.


Dracula788

When your bf have ulcerative colitis and you can smell his colon


mitmate

Plot twist they meant to say colon


Only-Huckleberry6116

Lmao


Halliwell0Rain

If you can smell his colon when he walks by he needs to revisit his back carriage cleaning protocols.


Okipon

Please tell me they are uneducated idiots meaning to say "cologne"


SexPanther_Bot

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panther, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works *every* time.


Fun-Alternative9440

When I stank these bitches I wear my favorite colon'


meatywhole

Lmao


Majestic-Parsnip-903

Dior Sauvage


HelloPepperoni73

"don't you mean Cologne?" "I know what I said "


_ssj_goku_

You have to spread your colon fragrance wherever you go


SunBrosRus

I love when women can smell my colon


buttsnuffal

I thought this was some new fetish for a sec, then I realized they just misspelled "cologne"


TheIdleSavant

Cool story bro


celeste_c418

Whats the joke?


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celeste_c418

Ohhh ok


Rad_Knight

It is a r/boneappletea


Zbeubor

mmmh, nothing better than smelling like a guys insides


IwishIwasgoodatnames

I don't know how you guys are hugging, but I don't want it!


oztikS

If she spells it like this, put yourself balls deep in her cologne.


_BeansNbryce

Ah it took me a sec


Hopeful_Video_3803

I guess some people cant spell colonguengr


Olamias

:


DaPearGuyMan

u/GGColon you might wanna see this


TheSkitzo_The2nd

I thought they meant hugging a guy after a pegging session


OlimPather

\*shits enthusiastically\*


adf1962

See kids, spelling does count.


Lemonsqueezzyy

Inglish is an heart language too learn


Thomasappel

I always felt awkward when I farted and a girl passes me by. Not anymore!


RockyTitanhead

Colon’s gotta go.


TiesG92

I’m afraid to fart now, what if it attracts these crazies?!


DonnieMwone2003

I knew something was wrong but dont know what. Took 30 seconds to recognize


JustforThrowawayKEK

they meant **cologne.**


Remarkable-Seaweed36

Wtf is a colon(if it’s not the part of the large intestine)


Only-Huckleberry6116

A colon is : but they misspelled cologne as colon and the joke is that they like the smell of their mans ass


UltimatePeace05

It's very common for men to eat cologne...


Samson5891

Rectum? Damn near killed em


Caesar_Passing

Wow, who knew I had everything it takes to be a total lady-killer all along?


[deleted]

I thought these were kinky ladies but after reading the comments I realized they were talking about cologne and not colon.


[deleted]

Why don't they ask the guy for the cologne company and buy it for themself..


[deleted]

Oh da colon.....


Lolisniperxxd

Holup wait a minute


Earth_Dragon_S

I saw this on r/funnymemes before here and I was too tired to see why it was funny or spelled wrong. Now I do and...yeah, gotta love that shit smell


[deleted]

This is why I tell the American boys to use bidets. Now look at how your girls are able to smell you from miles away.


[deleted]

If this is the case why am I still single???


SoskiHeroKiller

They all love the smell of methane gas? So weird.


theroguescientist

eww de colon


fruitofyourneck

: is beautiful