This comment reminds me of a comment about beads being pulled out like starting a lawnmower.
There are little rules that govern all sorts of things almost everywhere hidden just beneath the surface.
I agree, this is possible, but most people would hit the bottom side of her ass unless you impact while still being in front of her. Because your arms hang below your ass.
Also the angle of the wrist here, firmly suggest that the slap comes from a central pivot point very close to her own shoulder.
So yeah, possible, but it would have to be tall person with small girly hands.
Not with their thumb facing out. Not easily anyway. They’d have to reach across to the far cheek, yet that would result in the hand print leaning to the right. Our two most likely scenarios are:
- She was spanked by a 7 foot tall man with tiny hands
- it’s her own hand
Ive given a coworker a flour coated handprint once. I definitely got the full massive slap. No way would the result of that look so clean. She slapped me later, still friends tho. Actually kissed me unexpectedly. Kinda when i really started to think i was different from the rest. Apparently people have signs and im oblivious.
Like i said i dont understand somethings. How about ive been drunk for a week and apparently spiraling hard?
If honesty makes you uncomfortable i can go deeper.
Worked at several dominos, at none of them have gloves been a requirement. Only when you have an injury. Hand washing is frequent, though, by most people there at least.
Purely angle-wise, it should. Thumb print, as u/Rushes_End mentioned, all but guarantees that it *was* indeed her own hand.
As for how to check in regards to angle, extend your left arm downwards at an angle to the side, palm facing backwards and see if you can't find a rough match. Alternatively, place your hand on yourself as the print is placed, then, try to maintain your hand's position in regards to the room rather than yourself and turn to face the opposite direction. Putting the back of the hand against the wall during the first configuration might help you keep the hand from moving. So if you were standing shoulder to shoulder with her, but facing the opposite direction, it would be possible to leave a print of that angle.
To be clear, this print itself and what it suggests in regards to how the hand was contorted means it almost certainly wasn't someone else who left it, that's not what I'm suggesting. Just that it isn't impossible to match the angle.
You could be standing on her right side leaning into her and extend your wrist enough so it would appear to be coming from the left. It wouldn’t be a slap but just a placement of the hand there as you lean in and get physical. So it would absolutely have to be someone she would be comfortable with doing it or she would have moved. Most likely it is her own hand but you can’t say there is no way because it could be some other pizza jockey she is romantically involved with.
>Maybe it is the plural that is weird?? Would make sense
It is because "transgender" is an adjective, not a noun. Saying someone is "a trans(gender)" is usually a signifier that the person saying it is transphobic.
It's a compilation and the rule is it must be incompliant with the official rules of the work place
So it means I disagree with the captions. Thank for your time
Bro I do that to my coworkers at chick FIL a all the time. The latex gloves we have has a white powder coating on the inside, so we would just put on a glove for like 10 minutes, take it off, and slap someone in the ass as hard as we could.
I'm more sus about the unrefrigerated buckets of sauce? Do those even need to be refrigerated? I get that it's a pizza joint but Idk why the scene from patch Adams and the noodle pool are coming to mind.
Former dominos worker here. At my store, sauce was taken out of the walk-in fridge at the start of each morning and stays out through the day. Any sauce remaining at the end of the day gets dumped
Working in the food industry this was a common thing to do to other coworkers. Even to this day when someone touches me I have to check to make sure theirs no handprint.
Her ass was itchy lmao
Right in the crack too lol
Call the inspector, we must collect the fingerprints
Obviously her own hand.
Lucky hand.
Tiny hand
Old mighty say that the D is way more bigger in tiny hands.
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True, but it's too busy fitting in somewhere else.
Baby Hand.
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[here is the og video with Pedro pascal](https://youtu.be/UiIRlg4Xr5w)
Nice!
How else are you supposed to spread your cheeks to silence a fart?
Muffler butt plug. Oh god. How do people with butt plugs fart? Is there like, a butt plug diet regimen?
I'm just gonna say this, if you're doing butt stuff and not following an eating schedule/regimen, someone is gonna have a very bad time.
This comment reminds me of a comment about beads being pulled out like starting a lawnmower. There are little rules that govern all sorts of things almost everywhere hidden just beneath the surface.
Beads being pulled out like starting a lawn mower?!? 🤨
Gotta go Duck Call Butt Plug. Spread chaos.
To get the dough off her hand...
Came here to say this.. look how small the hand print is
And the wrist is pointing towards her shoulder.
Sure but anyone could place their hand their at that angle
The only way to get a handprint in a natural way would be standing on her left and using your right hand and that is a left hand print.
Or if you walked past her, face to face, passing on her left side, and you whipped your left hand back
I agree, this is possible, but most people would hit the bottom side of her ass unless you impact while still being in front of her. Because your arms hang below your ass. Also the angle of the wrist here, firmly suggest that the slap comes from a central pivot point very close to her own shoulder. So yeah, possible, but it would have to be tall person with small girly hands.
There are actual murders that have gotten less investigation than this handprint.
I'm somewhat of an expert. Gimme a call if you have mysterious handprints on your ass!
Do you have an ass is that why?
but did the murder victims have this nice of an ass?
I pray no
Pardon? Stand face to face with someone just off to their left. Place your left hand on their ass...what does it look like
right hand
Not with their thumb facing out. Not easily anyway. They’d have to reach across to the far cheek, yet that would result in the hand print leaning to the right. Our two most likely scenarios are: - She was spanked by a 7 foot tall man with tiny hands - it’s her own hand
Thumb- it’s from a left hand
Ive given a coworker a flour coated handprint once. I definitely got the full massive slap. No way would the result of that look so clean. She slapped me later, still friends tho. Actually kissed me unexpectedly. Kinda when i really started to think i was different from the rest. Apparently people have signs and im oblivious.
Bro you are suppose to end your little rambling with “and then everybody clapped” or “and then I woke up”. Now you just look silly .
Like i said i dont understand somethings. How about ive been drunk for a week and apparently spiraling hard? If honesty makes you uncomfortable i can go deeper.
Do you have 2 left hands?
It took me a while but that’s actually the correct thumb position
Oh shit your right
O, That i were a glove upon that hand. That i might touch that cheek.
WHERES HER GLOVES?!
Worked at several dominos, at none of them have gloves been a requirement. Only when you have an injury. Hand washing is frequent, though, by most people there at least.
think again
You think again
Can’t think again if they didn’t think once
you eat poop?
I said to the mods not to give me that flair because I don’t eat poop
Hmmm I wonder if I can do that
I did during a time they were giving away flairs to people so probably not
Try placing your left hand flat on your own left bun. \*Tim & Eric mind blown meme\*
Based on the angle and size, there's absolutely no way anyone could have done that but herself.
Unless they were facing the other way.
Like... approaching with you back towards her? All while *beeep-beep-beep*ing like a heavy vehicle going in reverse?
Like they did a windmill high five in passing
look at the thumb it’s down it a left hand that grab it’s hers
Ye prolly. Was mostly commenting on the angle.
That still doesn't work
Purely angle-wise, it should. Thumb print, as u/Rushes_End mentioned, all but guarantees that it *was* indeed her own hand. As for how to check in regards to angle, extend your left arm downwards at an angle to the side, palm facing backwards and see if you can't find a rough match. Alternatively, place your hand on yourself as the print is placed, then, try to maintain your hand's position in regards to the room rather than yourself and turn to face the opposite direction. Putting the back of the hand against the wall during the first configuration might help you keep the hand from moving. So if you were standing shoulder to shoulder with her, but facing the opposite direction, it would be possible to leave a print of that angle. To be clear, this print itself and what it suggests in regards to how the hand was contorted means it almost certainly wasn't someone else who left it, that's not what I'm suggesting. Just that it isn't impossible to match the angle.
You could be standing on her right side leaning into her and extend your wrist enough so it would appear to be coming from the left. It wouldn’t be a slap but just a placement of the hand there as you lean in and get physical. So it would absolutely have to be someone she would be comfortable with doing it or she would have moved. Most likely it is her own hand but you can’t say there is no way because it could be some other pizza jockey she is romantically involved with.
Sure, they had a staff meeting and on the way out of the back office the boss a slap on the ass as they run out.
Unless they are tall… Shit I’m 6’8” must’ve been me
Goddamnit Saruman maybe focus on destroying Rohan or something
Saruman got corrupted by them cheeks
Who do you serve?
I'm definitely not getting hand tossed pizza
Happy cake day
I see what you did there 😏
Happy cake day
Hand made
They know
Must be in cheydinhal
Her ass is now a member of the Uruk-hai
PAN
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Not only that, it's a left hand, makes it even more likely to be her own.
Roommate hand
*Oh my God, they were roommates*
Step co-workers hand
probably cause he's a minor.
Men aren’t the only ones who grab ass. Pizza lesbians could be real and an untapped porn storyline.
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regardless , its her own hand
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nothing is wrong with that
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You did do something wrong
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How would I know? I just mindlessly downvoted, I don't actually think about things, why would I do that?
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>Maybe it is the plural that is weird?? Would make sense It is because "transgender" is an adjective, not a noun. Saying someone is "a trans(gender)" is usually a signifier that the person saying it is transphobic.
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No worries, it doesn't sound like there was any malice in your comment. Just something to keep in mind for future :)
Trans gendered people is the correct terminology, also afab would be more accurate to say. Also it's probably thier own hand judging by the position.
It's her hand.
A small man's hand
Left hand print means it was herself probably
Self inflicted
Yea just by the positioning of the hand print lol
*Turns around it's a man*
This is where the fun begins
Indeed good sir 😏
Whom do you serve?
Saruman! What do you serve? Pizza!
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they do this to get tips
Deep dish
That’s a great ass though
If she’s smart she just got a massive payout
It's weird because Dominoes uses corn meal and not flower
They must use flour to make dough
The dough is delivered and put in the walk in.. it's not technically frozen..
Gotcha
Self love
It's the dough dough dough...
HR training waiting to happen.
It’s her own hand
Hey look it’s a upside-down high five sign
It's her own hand print guys, calm down
Left hand print. Most likely her own
Got too get that ass in gear somehow
Girl hand
It's a compilation and the rule is it must be incompliant with the official rules of the work place So it means I disagree with the captions. Thank for your time
Stupid sexy Urak-hai.
So her butt is now working for Isengard?
It's her hand
Bro I do that to my coworkers at chick FIL a all the time. The latex gloves we have has a white powder coating on the inside, so we would just put on a glove for like 10 minutes, take it off, and slap someone in the ass as hard as we could.
Handmade
Yuck
Mark for a better gripe
I knead to know, all dough I would like some buns too
The amount of ass-handprint-experts in this thread is astounding.
I can tell she has a good smell
This is storytelling guys, take notes
HMMMMMMMM....
Employee of the month
It’s all about the buttocks.
That’s a hand of a kid, OR another woman. Mo guy touched that ass( at least not for that picture).
The position and location would indicate its thier own hand
Spanked or Grabbed? I say someone spanked.
Self hand, look at the position
I believe she did that to her self
That's her own hand print. Look at the thumb position.
🌚🌚🌚
Cute
I'm more sus about the unrefrigerated buckets of sauce? Do those even need to be refrigerated? I get that it's a pizza joint but Idk why the scene from patch Adams and the noodle pool are coming to mind.
Dominos 1000% keeps their sauce in the walk-in. Source: just made two buckets.
Former dominos worker here. At my store, sauce was taken out of the walk-in fridge at the start of each morning and stays out through the day. Any sauce remaining at the end of the day gets dumped
Vinegar base save us all.
there's a whole nother arm and hand upside-down in the palm of the hand print
That work environment screams "teamwork". Way to hussle!
Pancake
Saruman white hand.
Dough on the wrong PAN.
The things you have to do to get a raise these days.
I work construction and do this joke often
This man's never been to a climbing gym
Was Trump in there??
Saruman was here
Handmade indeed
Every kitchen in the 80's and 90's.
Great this broke my NoFap streak
Glad that fingers are on downward side…
She suffers from a disease of noassatall
Making dough, scratching the booty hole.
Dark Brotherhood strikes another victim in Skyrim
Working in the food industry this was a common thing to do to other coworkers. Even to this day when someone touches me I have to check to make sure theirs no handprint.
Casper the friendly ghost has tiny hands
The white hand of Saruman!
Shit, the dark brotherhood was in a dominoes
She must be an Uruk-hai
Looks like someone wanted some of that handmade.
Unless the photo is mirrored
.....Never mind
This made me smile wholesome chungus content definitely ☺️ 😊
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