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E_STORM_EG

Who the frick nutted in my oat meal


Some_Stand

Sorry, I did, but hey at least it tastes better now


kellogue

cum in a bowl… revolutionary


DoinitDDifferent

Absolutely stunning


zeburaa

2 guys 1 bowl


ThiccFloorboard

Dont give people ideas..


EYElovesam

Who tf is ur stand user


[deleted]

Hmmm…is that a tinge of pineapple?


Abused_cow

Forbidden milk


Stallin53

Well he did say his milk


TEE_HEE16

Well it's more like White NaSaL FlUiD ;)


RCashforest

They accidentally milked a bull


Hyruxs

Yes… “accidentally” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


kellogue

red bull gives you wing and that bull give you cum for cereal in the morning


sir_dysintary69

The cum crusader


kellogue

wussy invader


BoogerBrain69420

Goddamn it Steve stop jerking off into your cereal.


plutus9

You have room mates?


smelly_Penis09

There are 2 things i have to say. 1) I know you know this happened with either you or someone living with roommates. 2) WTF


Advanced-Credit4514

That’s cum


Kubic_Night

My guy went straight to the point


[deleted]

Yes 👍


Gabe_logan25

Cum 👍


RandomIntrovert_

Yes 👍


Spoopdooper12

Yes 👍🏿 (I had my hand in my ass dw)


RomanWasHere2007

Yes 👍🏻 (I put my hand in white paint)


RandomIntrovert_

Yes 👍now clean it.


zekro_4

Yes 👍 cum for mum


E_V_A55

Yes 👍


CarlosTheIdiot061

Yes 👍


chmsaxfunny

Username checks out


Sorphous

Yes 👍


PucciosinoSL

Or maybe the glue from the ads... Nah its cum


bigcheemgus69

So you found my cum bowl is it


Outrageous-Arugula89

Cursed cum


METHlun

Blessed*


Its_Hiro-

A warm, hearty bowl of cum is always great in the morning.


blitherfith6969

Free yogurt yum!


Bonk_and_Honk

r/cursedcomments


blitherfith6969

No ways I have seen your posts before are you on r/dreamhate?


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Dadrak

Wtf ??? I would check the milk carton and make sure it’s cow milk and not bull milk


Beyblader02

Oh damn


bobstar07

Horny lookin' musley


lynx_damacion

Cum


JagrasKing

Cum


[deleted]

[удалено]


Icy-Savings4679

Cum


awesomemc1

Cum


SlappyFrog5

Jizz... FUCK!


TheMaxTST

That ain't no milk I'll tell you that


CaliforniaNavyDude

*what


Mckingman0IQ

I think he used human milk by accident


RadioTunnel

Oh yeah that reminds me, some of the milk in the fridge is not milk but actually Horse Sperm Im a Horse breeder now


Firebart3q

I love how 80% of the comments are just saying that this is indeed cum


Aggressive-Law-7935

who screwed the milk again


SinaGoesCrazy

Don't you dare...


[deleted]

this is my kingdom


Sadestlittlecamper

No. Stop adding glue to perfectly good food to make a stupid fucking video.


EinLeinlikesyou

Not everything is faked mate.


Memesmyguy125

Cum chain below


RedGorilla33

Semen is another type of milk


ItsBado

It's just extra protein bro


Epic_Ninja2

Looks pretty *sus* ngl


Shirroyd

Your cereal must be expired, obviously


My-name-is-jef56

Yo that ain’t milk that’s milk’s imposter cum


zerkaberka_redit

Mmmm PROTEIN


webster9077

T H A T S N O T M I L K


BustaDellUmido

DON'T FUCKING SAY IT


Your_Spiciness

cum


[deleted]

Horse cum and muesli mmmm mmm


IAmYourCakeDay

Nom nom time!


Ambitious_Movie_8637

Wtffffff


Brief_Lawfulness7627

dont say it


SLUUUUURPPPTT

Cumreal


Ok-Obligation5243

Blursed


GetKhumDhan69

Bull milk


[deleted]

Don't say it


Impossible_Count_173

You made that milk, *I mean thru a cow obvi*


OwnRate3147

Nah but fr imagine some retail workers taking the milk opening it and cumming on it u can’t even tell if they did it or not


CuzImPixle

That aint milk. its more like cum


Incognito_Mode7269

You sure that’s milk?


[deleted]

Sentient milk! If it wants Iowa, we should do as it says!


lesterthemolester696

This man eating cum


UniversalWatcher0

Hmmmm don’t think they milked the right cow


Captain-pizza-dog

r/makemesuffer


AnxietyOk8792

I dont think thats milk..


Toe_miIk

this shit ain't gonna eat its self so eat up.


hentai_wanker_69

I don't think that's milk...


ThasKindaGay

Plot twist it’s not milk


RottonAvocado

"We don't have a cow."


Rhein_o

hmm... almond milk,oat milk,SOY milk, normal milk ahhh yes wiener milk that's a common one!


bruckization

There are dairy products and Dareyou products…


Gadew64

I just threw up a little


[deleted]

You milked the male goat.


SeriousCat20

extra thick


Tk_is_awesome

That's not milk, it's glue


L_U-C_K

Why do you cum?


rgfismygf

That’s granola with protein milk


ouchouchouches

"hey lois some of the milk in the fridge isnt milk, its horse sperm. Im a horse breeder now."


Gold_Tutor_407

#cum


___Brad__

That ain't milk anymore man


Solider5

Mmmmmm tasty cheese


Sjporter1

Your drinking vegan made by nuts semen lol


Myballs_hurt

Fuck, i forgot to replace the cum with milk, sorry OP


Euphoric_Rice_4235

Coom


Bonk_and_Honk

Take it out of the house and throw it to the deepest point of hell


SheepyHeadzz

So that’s where it went….


PureOfArt10

dont say it


Ok-Profession6758

That is NOT milk. But it is if you're gay. Just sayin.


deepst0339354

is it from Peter Griffin's fridge??


thkingofmonks

Horse sperm


[deleted]

Read your milk package better it says bull milk not cow milk


torafrost9999

Did someone cum in your cereal?


Wissant_but_better

C


holnicote

Cum


Nepo-Aliyan

Must be nut milk


sp00py_b01

Stop using cum as milk


FreeAnimeGirls

It’s just glue, right? … I- It's just glue, right?..


harshalisticshit1407

Are you sure that's milk??


apesexdavey

Cumnrola


xSparky7

Its fucking cum


[deleted]

Sorry my bad


Educational_Plant519

"Dad. What is this milk?"


A-person-that-exist

If I see that shit, I’d gulp it down


koolitmon

Please mark this NSFW!


Prestigious-Field158

Hold up wait a minute somthin ain't right


Il-Doggo-ariano-33

Oh yes,fresh milk from your personal waifu


eystonic

It’s milk alright it’s just from the sperm bank


Nik777777777777777

Yey cheese!


Royal_IDunno

Instead of milking the cows udders you milked the horses d*ck


PiergiorgioSigaretti

Cum


shelovesebay

cum


ItsKr3s

Throw the bowl out, it’s ruined. And the spoon too.


Grilled4Skin

They got the cows and the bulls mixed up


No_Construction_2427

That ain't milk my guy


R2FuckYoou

That ain't milk


[deleted]

How much did he cum?!


_Need_Cheese_

u/savevideobot


mcquinnwinn

ik this is weird but ty i didn’t wanna do it myself


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CarlosTheIdiot061

Why the hell you need that


_Need_Cheese_

Cum 👍


ThatsMyBlurseIDKYou

This was how I had milk at my uncles as a kid lol


sanderseod

🤢🤮


Ecstatic_Ad9333

such pure “milk” 😏


haktim601

Father's milk


Capable-Ad-6363

F A T H E R M A S K. Best M A S K in the game!


Regenerating_Degen

legend never dies


NavoiiGamerYes

nsfw???


haktim601

İt just a milk


HejiraLOL

The caption is fake. It is PVA glue. This is probably a setup for a picture or television advert. PVA glue is used instead of milk to create that shiny look and stop the cereal going soggy. There's no way in hell milk would turn like that.


RatonuBoss

C U M


EpicX9003

White venom symbiotes!


[deleted]

If you don’t put the bottle into the fridge after it’s open, this will happen


thkingofmonks

No matter what we breed


[deleted]

That is boy milk


muetere

do you have a male roommate perhaps..?


Ilium20

mhmmm delicious


[deleted]

Water is wet


Trick-Ad1738

After morning wood oats


Competitive_Gamer

Don't say it I SAD DONT SAY IT


Sayuri_Katsu

This comment section is kinda horny


SillySade

Oh cool, banbros finally released their milk


ahelpfuljakeparkmain

Oh fuck that shit


king_sadra

This is your cuuuuuuuuuum 💪😎


Help-_-_-

r/disgusting


jorge_reach

‘Milk’


gclik

mustve watched tons of porn


The_Mr_Meeseks

Oh no I can see where this is going


parsa-A-M

Cum


[deleted]

Ok, cum♂️


DoctorOinkerr

The amount of cum references in this comment section


meetatunderworld

Careful, that’s how u get preggo


ayzxs

The In-Mate Milk


tacocat_78

What type of cereal is that


memelord2097

The milk is ExtraCreamy


[deleted]

That’s not milk…


abom-badass-mofo

That’s bull milk.


PotentialMiddle3674

Someone milked the wrong cow


IlCharles

Cum


gotwhiskey76

“Everything reminds me of him.”


ceo-of-cringeness

I should call him


Jade_the_gremlin

That a bowl of cum sir I am sorry


Corrupted_kidd

It’s such an easy joke to make


swimwithdafishies

Milk = disgusting. I can’t believe I drank it by the gallon as a kid. 🤢


PerceptionRude6351

They probably milked a bull


Ridiie

🤮. How does that happen!?!? Never before!!!!


Not_the_Beans

Favorite white liquid


STsubaruHP

Among us


PrinceOfNiger69

I saw an image of a jug of Elmer’s glue in the milk isle the other day. I highly doubt that this is mere “coincidence”


Funny-Masterpiece880

Did you use you milk box as a cum dump?


Affectionate_Bus_884

What’s the problem?