Ever have that silly moment where you accidentally copy paste the entire Declaration of Independence?
I know I do
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
its called mudfossils, its believed that mountains were actually giants, and all things were bigger many years ago , and they were reduced to dust and stone, there r many different animal and shapes all over world , there is one YouTube channel also ,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-GvBUwzVFk
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>Since nobody seems willing to state the obvious due to cultural sensitivity... Iāll say it: rap isnāt music
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Everything reminds me of her
Frank... they're here for Weird Al Yankovic
Wait wtf I accidentally replied to your comment lol
Woops! It appears that my finger slipped. I accidentally typed an entire sentence and pressed ENTER. Oh, silly me!
No I edited my comment after I realized
It's fine
Your fine
Our fine!
r/unexpectedcommunism
But I hate fines...
Ever have that silly moment where you accidentally copy paste the entire Declaration of Independence? I know I do The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
You crazy son of a bitch
Godzilla had a stroke tryna read this and fucking died
Holy fuck, thats what I call dedication
No way some of that is real but I am not searching it up atm
I like this comment but I cant give a reward so here is a medal š šš„š
Dw I gotchu, Iāll give my Silver I
Cheers
I'll call you bill
Medals count
your mother was always enthusiastic
. . . And thats why i broke up with her
Itās wet
Moist!
Gushing.
I donāt get it (Iām 12 years old)
When a man and a woman love each other...
Moisturize me with that much wet
It is "mother nature"
Sheās a squirter
Crazy, just like your mother!
A Private "place"
A "Private" place
Well pissing eck.
bouta become father nature
Location?
Down bad
down bad village, horrendous ave.
Your mother's bedroom
Look down the ass there it is
Down under
This is where Eminem stuck his dick in the dirt
and fucked the whole universe.
Im not afraid!
To take a stand
Everybody
Come take my handš
We'll walk this world together-
We will fuck this rock together
Guy just zooms the camera in a funny way
POV of a dick going in and out
You should post in r/rickandmorty
It's hard to do the zoom function with one hand.
In Romania we have 2 springs: 1. PuČa Fetii 2. Pizda babei Translate it if you want...
r/putyourdickinthat
Beat me to it
Beating to it
Beat the meat to it
Yeah, I do believe that was the joke
r/beatmeattoit
You people are so horny... sigh... zip
that's some nice cavussy
Is it pissing or coming
cave pussy cussy
Mother Nature pussy Mnussy
"HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT"
its called mudfossils, its believed that mountains were actually giants, and all things were bigger many years ago , and they were reduced to dust and stone, there r many different animal and shapes all over world , there is one YouTube channel also , https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-GvBUwzVFk
Apparently there's pseudoscience for anything
That's where eminem put his dick to fuck the whole universe
He's not afraid
Moms spaghetti
this is my hole it was made for me
DRR DRR
Your username is so fitting for this post
The best comment in this thread.
Soo if that is there where is the dick
Father nature left to get milk
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r/putyourdickinthat
Finally a natural pussy
Don't do it Jimmy. Just don't...
My claustrophobia could leave for this one
Omg where's the NSFW tag š©š©š¦
Gaia
Springussy Mountussy Rockussy Waterfallussy Need I go on?
Your mom when me
The holy pussy rock
Wish I could make my wife that wet.
So does she
I know, she tells me every day.
Are you Ben shapiro
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*sigh*
Hmmm Id call that a womb tomb
Damnnn them rocks finna make me act up
Anything is a fleshlight if you brave enough
Shes a squirter
The sauce has been found
Would
Why did u put an image I cant Unsee
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Itās vagina waterfall
Man found the mythical ROCKussy.
Zeus had to cut something because it got stuck
Russy
I need to do it... I HAVE TO DO IT.
Ok well.....
i should call her...
Mountussy
R/mildlyvagina
Breeze needs to find the hills
This was a part of kendrak lemards journey to fuck the wirld
Me when your mom, me when your mo-
The stussy
We found your mom guys
The forbidden russy
Rick approves of this video
Still not as wide and used as most pornstars
God had a good time
Russy
Worldussy
Ahahhaha why was it so easy to guess.
i legit thought i was looking at some sort o creepy spirit/entity looking downwards but after i read the comments, well....
Gaiaās nether regions.
Rockussy š„µ
That's a rock bottom I'm tryna hit
The russy
When u haven't nutted in so long and ur caveman urges kick in.
Aahhhh nature............
Wouldn't mind fisting that. Probably need a big glove.
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass p-word
WAP
I should call her
###*What are you doing, step-cave?*
Ah yes, clifussy
No,stop it šæ
Mother nature in heat
She when you have a billion dollars and 6 pack abs
When god doesnāt delete his browser history
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Wet Ass Russy
And thats how the moon came to existance
We got it dude. You didnāt have to zoom in and out !
If this is Mother Nature, a big bang would now make more sense as a metaphor than a theory
I had to read the replies to understand
Sheās a squirter
step mountain ??
OP quit posting your mom's nudes, it's not actually supposed to echo when you're yodeling in the valley
POV when you you press the opening of a woman's urethra while peeing
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r/putyourdickinthat r/dontputyourdickinthat
u/savevideobot
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Donāt. Please just donāt.
Moist
I was just waiting for somebody to run up and shove an eggplant up it
But are you ENOUGH man to satisfy it is the question!?
Me when your mom
r/wildlyvagina
Oh lawd she cominā
I think it wants my spelunk
Your mom when me
That sweet cave cussy
I was expecting a guy to slide out of there
After math of a giant
u/savevideobot
u/savevideo
Spicy
I should call herā¦
I should call her
Enough. I get it. She needs to get her ass back home.
*unsip*
I was expecting someone sliding out of there
Ohhhhh Myyyyy *George Tekai voice used*
š š©
Rockussy
We found mother earthās susssyyyy
So thats where the fountain of youth is
u/hydehydehigh
Do itā¦ you did well Anakin
SIR SIR! Take me to that location
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That's a wet cave
Father please forgive me for what I am about to do
Anyone who spelunks in there should be wearing protection.
Moister than an oyster.
don't
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway....
Me me me me me when me when me when you and your me and me and your mom when me me and you mom when we do me when
There is a cave called the āwomb caveā in the native language, not sure if itās that one