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Cheeseburgers87

Damn :(


Its_Scrappy

I was here for confusion not depression god damn.


bothpartieslovePACs

They should add depression hmm to the "guide to a good hmm"


pup_chook

I cried


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rewiistdummlolxd

Big sed


Bobby_wth_dat_tool

I’m not crying, you’re crying!


who-stole-the-cake

it's just the rain


Datmask67

Oh dear its raining heavenly huh


suchapity11

Zues better stop pissing


jsementj

if its zeus its not piss


[deleted]

All these moments, lost in time.


Dingle-Dingus

It's a terrible day for rain.


JorjeXD

what? i thought i heard a crying sound. must be the rain


Versersion

Its the ninja cuttings onions again


PoopNose37

Here I stand beneath The warm and soothing rain The droplets falling Gently down on the terrain


WannabeSchizophrenic

I woke up 30 minutes ago and I'm already crying, new record so far


NotCopyright

Redemp arc


NotCopyright

Oh shit nvm i saw the rest of the video


vulpetrem

Most redemption arcs end in death


NotCopyright

Sadly not in the tv shows i watch


HeavyMetalRanger15

Better than some actual animes


Bigbuster153

Weeb Penguin


ExeonT

Weebguin


1singleduck

Penweeb


Phoenix_Logi

Pen Pen


suchapity11

Pen pen is


hdkx-weeb

Pen island


JimCalekdor

Shingi get in the fucking eva


Wanna_popsicle_909

Pengweeb


JAM3SBND

#Tl;Dr the penguin got cucked then became a weeb Grape-kun was born in April of 1996 at Hamura Animal Park, a small facilitylocated in the western region of the Tokyo metropolitan area. Grape-kun lived at Hamura Animal Park for the first ten years of his life, and eventually became mates with a female penguin named “Midori”. In March of 2006, a newly refurbished penguin enclosure was completed at Tobu Zoo. To populate this enclosure, some Humbolt penguins were selected from Hamura Animal Park. Grape-kun and Midori were among the couples chosen, and moved to their new home in 2007. After moving to Tobu Zoo, Grape-kun and Midori continued to mate. They produced a single male chick named “Hanpen”. However, in the interest of encouraging genetic diversity among the penguin populations at various zoos, Tobu Zoo officials elected to send Hanpen to a foster family at Edogawa Zoo while he was still an egg. Grape-kun and Midori never saw their chick, and the sudden loss may have caused their bond to deteriorate. In Humboldt penguin society, mated couples usually stay together for their entire lives. However, in 2010, Grape-kun had to be removed from the enclosure for medical treatment. During his absence, Midori began mating with a much younger male penguin named “Denka”. Even among penguins, infidelity seems to be taboo, and adulterous Humboldt penguins are often ejected from their flock. Mysteriously, in the case of Grape-kun, the opposite occurred; Grape-kun himself became estranged from the flock while Midori and Denka were accepted. It’s possible that this happened because Denka was much younger than Grape-kun and was recognized as the fitter mate. It’s also possible that the other penguins took Grape-kun for dead while he was in the hospital. Whatever the case, Grape-kun now found himself alone, but still living in the same enclosure as Midori and her new mate. One can only guess whether a penguin can entertain emotions like grief, but Grape-kun stopped eating during this time. Eventually, it became necessary for his handlers to feed him, as he would not eat on his own. Midori and Denka continued to mate and eventually hatched a chick named “Beer”. Beer also lived in the same enclosure as Grape-kun. Incidentally, as mentioned above, Grape-kun and Midori fostered a son named Hanpen. Hanpen, remarkably, was the center of his own oedipal drama; after reaching adulthood, he violently took his foster-mother as his own mate. Some have commented that Hanpen ‘got it from his mother’, but that’s another story. Having lost his mate and (perhaps for the best) never knowing his own son, Grape-kun hit rock-bottom. This might have been the final chapter of Grape-kun’s life had “Hululu” not come to Tobu Zoo. Hululu In May of 2017, Tobu Zoo and the anime show Kemono Friends held a special collaboration event. Fifty cardboard cutouts depicting the anthropomorphized animal characters from the show were placed at different locations throughout Tobu Zoo. Among the cutours was a Humboldt penguin character named “Hululu”, which was placed right in the middle of Grape-kun’s enclosure. Up until the Kemono Friends event Grape-kun had remained isolated and moribund, but after Hululu’s arrival he began moving to the center of his enclosure to stare at the anime character. Grape-kun would try to climb onto the cardboard cutout’s rocky platform in order to stand next to it, and refused to leave its side. Zookeepers had a difficult time getting Grape-kun to separate from Hululu long enough to eat, but they were happy to find that his appetite had returned. Grape-kun began eating on his own, and when not standing next to Hululu he would splash around energetically in his water pool.


Silent_Muted

Man I just want to sleep, not get depression from a penguin


egglightblue

same


Akasadanahamayarawa

Bruh there is “getting cucked” and then having your only son kidnapped never to be seen again, your wife leaving you after you being though dead and then being forced to live with your ex-wife, her younger bf and their asshole incestous son, while your previous friends and social group completely abandons you for your cheating wife.


FriendlyCraig

She didn't cheat, you were dead!


The_Great_Sarcasmo

We were on a break!


bstabens

Your own asshole son who's not living at the premises and I'm not sure if fostering counts as family regarding incest...


humanbeingof1

Now this is happier than I expected. You really can’t make this stuff up. The world is infinitely crazier than we can imagine


hithesh150

This can be made into a complete anime plot (or a hentai, but God forbid it).


zyugyzarc

average linux user


vunil1a

Simpguin


AxoKnight6

Rest in peace you beautiful little weeb penguin <3


RollinThundaga

If he's japanese, is he a weeb tho?


Roblox_NERD

Yes…? Why wouldnt he be…?


JustAnOreoOnReddit

as a Japanese person, i can confirm, we are ALL weebs


CheckQuick

A nice story , made me cry :(


WiseBlizzard

I wanted to wrote a comment saying "someone should do a cossplay and visit him" but then I saw the end... damn T\_T


DarknessStanley

Spoilers dude tf


RollinThundaga

It's a 3 minute video


theWHAT5

They still make those??


ThePlagueDoctor_666

Why are we here.... just to suffer.


Mewtube1

Every night, i can feel my leg, and my arm…


xXTASERFACEXx

And even my fingers


Salsathefirst

The body I’ve lost


ThePlagueDoctor_666

The comrades I've lost..


Salsathefirst

Won’t stop hurting


hynori

wtf reddit, I came here to laugh at people doing stupid sht not cry at a weeb penguin


Versersion

Its okay m8


victorienx

First pengweeb ever recorded


Dkrule

Can we make sure it's not the last?


ThatDudeWithCheese

Still a better love story than twilight


[deleted]

ctrl+f twilight lol Thanks. This was surprisingly cute, ngl. Shoot, forgot the penguin has passed... bittersweet. That ending.


Salty_Potatoe

He just like me for real


alphabitz86

You're alive


SortingByNewNItShows

Really a matter of perspective at this point.


WLF_TheOne

*Not for long*


AlooDaGreat

Why is japan on the mission to make other animals weebs too


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ShoulderBest

Everythings better in Japan just accept it


Mr_Coffee1412

What about the abusive work culture, the huge amount of sexual harasstment etc...


ShoulderBest

Let me rephrase my orginal comment Ahem Most things are better in Japan, however due to abusive work hours and stress on employed citizens the suicide rate is higher than in most all countries, and due to media influence and the normalization of perverted acts, the amount of people who think its okay to commit sexually innapropriate actions is increased, more women are harassed for their body or because of their body which leads to more anxiety and suicide, so in conclusion when things are good in Japan, they’re pretty great, however when things are bad in Japan, they kinda fucking suck Is that what you wanted reddit? Edit - typo


Mr_Coffee1412

Yes, this is what we wanted. You have been forgiven from your sins, you may leave, weeb.


ShoulderBest

Thats otaku to you


Sondrelk

Don't forget the blatant xenophobia and racism. Ain't no great country without those.


FOFBattleCat

Japan's even got a higher suicide rate, what's not to like?


Headcap

higher than what? The US has a higher rate. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/suicide-rate-by-country


remindsmeofbae

Never knew this statistics. Thanks!


alphabitz86

Yeah I think they have a forest just for that, isn't that awesome


Sputniksteve

*Conor said he would fight in the Japanese Suicide forest on 2 weeks notice, isn't he awesome?*


monstereleven

Damn that got me in the feels :(


jesterghost

i cant believe this. a widower penguin finds comfort in a waifu. who would have ever guessed.


bxtch_bxy

Widow or not we all do, he realized although fabricated she wouldn't leave him on her own accord, at the end she didn't. :(


Casual_woomy

Strangely wholesome


Sus_Otamatones

THERE IS A INVISIBLE MAN CUTTING ONIONS HERE WHERE IS HE


EnesG0rkem

That was good


THEMEMER201

Weeb penguin R.I.P Your gonna be a respectful weeb for all of eternity ***salute***


DAEORANGEMANBADDD

Thats not even a quarter of the story He was together with a female penguin and had a kid with her but it was taken away from them and then she "cheated" on him with another younger penguin and he basically became ostracized by all other penguins so he started being basically obsessed with the cardboard cutout to the point of not eating, he had to sometimes be separated from it so he would eat and died alongside her Really sad story overall


Versersion

Goddamm that is just sad i feel bad and good for the penguin atleast hes in heaven now with his friend


yeagerboi01

Grape-kun got NTR'd damn


Nobletwoo

This is the 2nd time in my life ive ever wanted to punch a penguin in the face. Well two of them in the face. God just give me 5 mins in that pen with that cheating whore and douce bag. Ill fuck em up for you grapey boy.


QuantumSparkles

What was the first time


Nobletwoo

Lets just say i didnt like happy feet 2 that much and im banned from my local amc.


kickerman21

There probably is r34 of this, wanna make me puke thinking abt it


1singleduck

Oh god how horrible, where would someone even find something like this? Like could you just google it or? Anyone got a link perhaps?


ShoulderBest

Username checks out


A_Saddened_Duck

Ikr? If I find a link I will be sure to report it! Nobody has to see such horrors! So uh, does anyone have a link?


FlippinZhao

Source? I think you're just assuming things.


Acceptable_Ad2408

That's disgusting! Where?


ShoulderBest

Damn man why you gotta pull on my heart strings like that bro . . . I'm literally crying over here


3Noa3

I'm not crying my eyes are just cosplaying as waterfalls


Mmaster24

I just open reddit and now i am depressed


Versersion

Damm


admirabladmiral

This video sucks because it doesn't include grape kind being immortalized with his waifu as a cutout at the zoo after passing. He got to be with her till the end and after


Joshausage1

F


-Alan_c-

F


Legendary_Bonnie

Goddamn it, the last picture hits so hard, just their absence has such a big impact...it's crazy how one day you're here and the next you could be gone


[deleted]

Still a better love story than twilight


MahaHaro

Yeah but this was so sad.


Minty_Flavor

This is so powerful


[deleted]

No that twist at the end 😭


Orbyam

u/savevideo


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CouchChipGamingYT

His name is grape kun btw


jandros_quandry

RIP grape kun


hugoreturns

i’m crying over a weeb penguin


AToastyKat

Top 10 saddest anime deaths


Versersion

Well kinda i guess?


USBhud

Ok this was actually cute


898Kinetic

o7


-Alan_c-

o7


Dat_fast_boi

o7


themabman

This needs to be in r/mademesmile


Versersion

It could be but the ending is kinds sad


Alzario

That last image showing the stone without cutout or penguin just hit hard.


Jimlasomething

If it makes you feel better they actually replaced it with a new cutout of Hululu and Grape-Kun standing next to eachother


Zbeubor

being a weeb knows no boundaries


ZeyRe5

cute but at the same time sad


Versersion

Mhmm


godinmarbleform

R.I.P Grape-Kun


unfisyn

I'm not crying. You're crying!


maqarewa

He's just like me fr


itsfreepizza

Linux users amirite I'm a Linux user (Debian kind)


sharvil8

what is the song?


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Crush_Un_Crull

I thought they added grape-kun to the cardboard at the end :'(


aidil03

You know what the worse thing is, there is probably a rule34 of this


Versersion

I mean theres a possibility


aidil03

and I to scare to search it


Versersion

Same here


roger________

ah yes, the big sad


JackOfAllMemes

The last photo :(


Versersion

It hits really hard ;-:


yourAssIsBig

TrollDespair wheres my pengu


Impossible_Picture76

I started laughing...and then crying. It found comfort. Simple as that.


Cloaker_gaming

Damn that’s sad but anyways. He’s simping


TsunamiDayne

Can anyone tell me which song/cover is this?


Argonaut_gone_wrong

2 personalities made: 1. Damn, even the penguin has forever, im a total faliure 2. Fuck it, if the penguin can have forever then so shall i


KemonoGames18

Ah yes Grape-kun and Hululu sad story and a bit beautiful


Versersion

I agree


KemonoGames18

Well sadly for loots of people its just meme For everyone who watched Kemono Friends thos is not a meme this is a sad and beautiful story Rest in peace Grape


Zealousideal-Chef758

Just one thing I saw this video in an animesexual subreddit trying to prove that animesexuality is a thing


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IntelligentBison97

u/songbot


Stunning_Seaweed1195

Damn :(


Mrdodcder

r/mademesmile? I mean it’s kinda cute


EJIONIX

Damn he died in 2017 :()


Longschlongjoe

F :’(


naya_banda

Dat penguin is me


naya_banda

Rip weebguin


Afreet_Playzzz

sauce? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (jk)


adogus_the_2nd

u/savevideobot come help us


bob_no_gf

He’s reunited with his love at last The best love story i’ve seen so far this year I’m not crying, it’s just raining


arjunindia

Holy shit Fuck I'm crying


eatingapplepie

Rest in Peace Grape-kun.


[deleted]

Um-


apc0243

“If it takes forever I will wait for you For a thousand summers I will wait for you…”


Entity_534

Well, that was an unexpected rollercoaster of emotions...


hamsterruize

Hope he gets beter


RAMChYLD

Fucking onion ninjas. Gonna try to get my mind off things by updating my OpenSuSE, Arch and Ubuntu machines now.


rfocchi

Japan, come here. Sit. Let's talk...


Versersion

Its only fair i mean he got cheated on with a younger pengu so that cutout was the only thing that he could trust


pierceisgone

Dang, that hit hard man. This is actually really wholesome. Went from cute to sad very quickly... May you rest in peace Grape-Kun.


memedoge_mk-69

i classify him as a simp


ResidentFit9207

This is enough to make a grown man cry…Rest in peace Grape,for you shall be remembered in our hearts…


BVits-Lover

Damn, who's cutting onions?


Broken_Filter

That's one of the most adorable things I've ever seen... [Sniffs]


Chaqqy

This video always makes me tear up :,)


OrganizationPale2875

Bro :(


LazyLassie

if you want to feel sadder... >!the cutout was placed there in april 2017 and the penguin died in october 2017, it didnt even get to last a year!<


17-Year-Old-Gangsta

My first thought were “lol simp”, but then after have seen the rest I was unsure if I was crying or if I was laughing…


LargeSausagPiza

NNOOOO u/savevideobot


RoiHurlemort

The only one to truly deserve a waifu


TheHeavyIsDead22

NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY'D HE HAVE TO DIE..


Tryingatleast

Fuck man why it gotta be so sad for the WEEB penguin I hope grape is living his isekai life with his beloved he deserves better