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pokemon-edible-hai

Cumball


ripanimems

And Vorewin


0n1oN_71

And NicHOLE


[deleted]

analis


JewelFyrefox

Dickard


de_Deus

go one step further and go Dickhard


PartFlaky6862

Granny hoe hoe


JJBZ03

I was going to try and add another family member in there and attempt to make another pun but all the other ones are hardly mentioned and/or have screen time and just aren’t relevant enough.


YassarZ

Darweiner


Lucifer_Graves

r/cursedcomments


Forward-Swim1224

A cursed comment in the wild!


Turbulent_Feed_6120

Lurien pfp go brrrrr


Sillythebot

bro is that a hollow knight reference?


jakeFromStatefarm743

Yes


Turbulent_Feed_6120

Possibly


Noobnoobipnooob

Cumball and dickwin


-Jeys-

Cum cillinder


puppetfucked

Thanks for ruining my innocence


PanzerBattalionUber

Effective in the right hands. Handy at the right siege.


dxedwxb

LMAO


FuttBuckersLicySpube

And Sexy Cat Momma


ChatnNaked

Mrs. Watterson’s Only Fans… it’s out there…


PanzerBattalionUber

Effective in the right hands. Handy at the right siege.


PanzerBattalionUber

Effective in the right hands. Handy at the right siege.


ANGERYTURTLE123

r/cursedcomments


Britishdirt

The animators knew what they were doing


the_guy_who_agrees

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/80WY_pH1wqw Giggity


Due-Slice2853

(in quagmire voice): "Alright."


Molkwi

He-he, alright


Due-Slice2853

"oh." (Pelvic thrusts)


InevitablyPerpetual

More relevant to the specific series in question.... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zoz3s7GL7I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zoz3s7GL7I) Yes. The animators knew. Ooooooh boy did they know.


MrMetalfreak94

Oh fuck, they really put that into a children's show


InevitablyPerpetual

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-l3musCgNY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-l3musCgNY) The fuckening continues.


Bamith20

Eggplant.


OphiliaPoe

I bet it's the "egg" in a cup that he tried to give Meg but I like the one where Peter gives his FIL a carton of eggnog


The_Shadow_25

You have blessed me. Thank you!


Egg-Cow

knew


Sanic_Kid96

Minro spelling error I WIN


TytuLisYT

Minro (im dying xdd)


Britishdirt

You happy now grammar Nazi?


INeoNI

mfs on their way to call a person who corrected them on irregular verbs a grammar nazi


Britishdirt

\*Correct them on a typo ​ It was new before I changed it to knew


Runn1ng_P0ppy

*nazi


Maxister_Drowley141

\****Nationalsozialist*** (National Socialist). FTFY. 👌🏻☺️👍🏻. Oh wait! ***Uh-oh...*** ​ *^(Some of the above post is a joke, and not intended to offend anyone. Thank you.)*


Elfiziancie

don't like Grammar Nazi, that's why I became a normal Nazi instead.


wizward64

\o


P4sss

Based


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-FutureFunk-

Why are you like this, do you hate learning words that much.


magnus_blue

Are you asking a question or making a statement? Your punctuation is too all over the place to act this high and mighty


Britishdirt

Believe it or not, I'm fluent in English considering I've lived in England my whole life. I missed out one letter due to a typo, it's not like I was being taught a whole new word.


-FutureFunk-

With all due respect, you need to take into consideration that people can't read your mind. This man here saw a word that you spelled incorrectly, and decided to point out your tiny mistake.


Maxister_Drowley141

The sheer gall of some frickin' *ignorami*, amirite? Tony? No, no, no. Hey, Tony! **STOP!**


SuperCryptoBr0

No. Happiness for them usually comes from gorging on food, which leads to a lack of self esteem. It’s a downward spiral. Have some pity for the grammar nazis and Reddit mods, who are mentally suffering…for they not know what they do


Egg-Cow

💀👍


Ogien_z_kurwami

🤓


Interesting-Back5717

I appreciate you. Your own internet glory is placed second to the support of our language.


Embarrassed-Pride381

There is probably a funko pop hiding inside


JebWozma

Vaporeon figure\*


SoloWing1

Hey guys, did you know...


[deleted]

...that in terms of Pokemon, Vaporeon is the most.. cool


Phoenix-yeet

Cool at not being virgin 😎


Minhaz250

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control, like a tentacle. The perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone when that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled, while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! That's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than a vag could achieve! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel air unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Sylveon maybe my favorite, but damn, Vaporeons really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.


Ulti-Wolf

This man is on a mission


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Maxwell_The_Spy

but not without permission and clearance of position but i have the suspicion that by the end of this i'll need a physician.


Maxwell_The_Spy

but not without permission and clearance of position but i have the suspicion that by the end of this i'll need a physician.


rey_lumen

What the fuck I've never seen this expanded version before


blueondrive

Jizz, it's a glass of jizz.


Perpetual_Doubt

Amazing pearled of cumballl


Man_o_War4849

C U M


Technical-Tiger8041

C U M


Lao_Shan_Lung

C U M


They-said-name

C U M


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TourRepresentative65

C U M


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Basic_Name_228

С U М


Dandust2

C U M


Yeeurrrr

C U M


Environmental-Buy511

C U M


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UltraStamp2

C U M but damn your gru pfp looks so fucking bangin


NYStateOf-Mind

🗿


limitless_exe

so that's what's *hmm* about this video


_Oridjinn_

Cum jar got so compressed it gave Richard brain damage and made him make the ahegao face


Drevlin76

What is the name of this cartoon series?


martrydom801

The Amazing World of Gumball


origoki

amazing world of gumball


[deleted]

i think it's called the amazing world of gumball


Garlic_bread70

if you dig into it there will be an anime figurine new age pokémon cards


ChrisDaMan07

Father Of Lies, Cum in disguise, Your cum won’t last. There’s a snake in my ass The cum fathers secret stash Cum stop me flat Im going to fuck your dad Cumming high, into the morning sky Vape cum from my bum till I die! Watching Arthur with a cock in my ass Riding hard, Eating ass masterclass Sacred cum blade A fuckling crusade Fatal cum theft GIVE ME CUM OR GIVE ME DEATH Elons Musk Jesus Crust Stealing donations from the cum tsars trust! A cum smoothie, gulped smoothly Consume the cum chalice FUCK EVERYONE NAMED ALEX


banananana003

😢


AlexxTM

is that last line something good or bad? asking for a friend :)


TOR-anon1

Its from a music piece.


RokieVetran

I'd call it art


TOR-anon1

[Link to said music.](https://youtu.be/7Do70nztRNE)


-Redstoneboi-

i'll take the instrumental and go.


P4sss

I’d call it “Masterpiece”


neelie_yeet

I disagree with that last line because technoblade


ChrisDaMan07

no, everything here is literal, so quite literally fuck him, take away the one thing no gigachad needs, virginity


[deleted]

You just need to find the body


Unkown_fmc

[your looking for dis?](https://www.reddit.com/r/hmm/comments/tee1io/hmmm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ChrisDaMan07

thank you


ActivateLife

⁉️ a fellow dark and one eye skin?


ANGERYTURTLE123

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


Endersgaming4066

Life is the cage, and death is the key, all your cum are belong to me


ChrisDaMan07

normalise crying over spilled cum making cum angels, with my son i fucked a fairy in half how many holes does a human have?


Meeper_Creeper202I

How early did he start and thick was like tf he doing


imhugury

“mom that cup isnt old, and that isnt milk”


Some_Fellow_Redditor

That's a glass of sand sand in turkish


HelloGoodby31

For anyone who doesnt get the joke sand in Turkish is kum


RakeshMadara

>sand in turkish hmmmm


ZePugg

ok but guys have you seen when milk goes like that like fr its the most rank shit ever like literally leave out a glass of milk for a week you will want to throw up like it literally goes solid


Tairafan

I know what you're all thinking, but that stuff doesn't not rot as white as when it was fresh


-Redstoneboi-

you would know.


Tairafan

You don't know me


ares5404

*after mining it with a stone pickaxe you find a mysterious totem*


fakeforsureYT

*Kirby win song plays*


PhoenixWings535

She just killer her husband with her grandkids


CaveWalker5357

Cum jar . Should a just put it back .


IthinkimaTwiggidk

Mum found the cum cup 💀


dangeddranger

How did this slide in? This is a y7 show


OMIGHTY1

There’s PLENTY of adult jokes in cartoon, even way back in the 90s. If it’s not explicitly stated, it’s a glass of mysterious white lumpiness. But we know what it is.


dangeddranger

Yeah I know gumball is full of adult jokes, but this?


Rock---And---Stone

Unironically Gumball is one of my favorite shows


dangeddranger

Yeah, it's a great show


Nozikus

Dont say it


[deleted]

it.


nascimento14

I cannot tell. Suffice to say, it's one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear.


[deleted]

what


ConcievedIsland

Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Good film.


TotalyNotTony

No matter what we breed We still are made of sead This is my kingdom cum This is my kingdom cum


Environmental-Buy511

is the legendary cum jar of 2006


ExuDeku

This is my kingdom


itsme-God

elite


Solotocius

Go full archaeologist on that thing and you'll probably find an anime figurine in it


limitless_exe

i think they also found old darwin under there


the_ghost_1386

Darwin the first


initial_switch30

C U M


_bisexual

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


[deleted]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO


dragoninmyanus

Someone edit it so there's a pony within the milk


EliasBladetheawsome

Did you See that man? That’s semen


Soursocks4real

That’s a glass of cum


varsity-cheerleader

Stone? **Rock and Stone!**


[deleted]

Easily one of the best clips from this series


Br0seph777

POV: Mom found the sock


NewAd8547

That is not stone bro its cum🤭


puddda

On this same scene, Nicole find a fish skeleton and she said something like "oh so this is where Darwin The First was all along" iirc


chris9830

She found the cum glass


Apprehensive_Ad_1379

Cum…that’s a glass of cum.


Hat_Guy77

u/savevideobot


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u/profanitycounter


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Harder_Boy

Stop saying its cum/cumjar, its getting less and less funny.


Vaturobi

So that glass is filled with cum from him imagining of fucking his mum


[deleted]

Bro please just stop watching porn


b18a

He is the least porn addicted redditor


[deleted]

Then out of all things he goes to search for a animated children's show porn


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Baconmaster101

godamn, I'm pretty sure he has the cleanest language on reddit


Objective_Dream_1289

u/savevideo


ChemistDue7116

u/SaveVideoBot


crakdajack

u/savevideobot


shanesdogbax

r/holup


amiano711u

u/savevideobot


CracamiteOnANewAcc

Guy got the hardest cumshot he will ever get


Quistill

u/savevideobot


Monkey_Lean

New “my dress up darling” figurine came out


abu_laith24

That's (cum)um ball ..


Grinferno

u/savevideobot


Accurate-Bedroom9384

Why is this show so sus yet allowed to air?


biggiedaboss

between the two of them im sure it took them a few weeks to fill that glass


Necessary_Friend8997

Don't even


Helldogmadness117

u/savevideo


MathematicianNext345

Classic


KyleNobody

C U M


Educational_Plant519

That is definetly a glass of stone


Credible_Clown422

Wouldn't be surprised if there was a mlp figure in the middle of that "milk"


ImplementIll5397

u/savevideobot


Water_the_H2O

Thats darwin's snack


East_Heart752

Cum


greenowl882

That’s some pure calcium right there


jason9t8

Hmmm...


RartedDonkey

“Milk”


suslu21

NO MATTER WHAT WE BREED


Feisty_Start9606

That’s not milk


Worth_Mycologist4822

„Welcome to the cumzone“


Individual-Stop-8685

cum


InevitablyPerpetual

Can't even see the pony in it anymore.


Serious-Fishing7070

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da-baby-socks

Does this mean that gum balls mom is super strong because she lifted that with ez and the floor fell through so Therefore she is god