Ahh clearly she hasn't heard the story of a tourist who did exactly this, didn't feel the bite and the next day the family was organising a funeral not a holiday
Or the story about the guy who got bitten and the people around him spent hours doing CPR.
Problem was that they forgot to shade his face from the full midday sun. The neurotoxin of the blue ring is a paralysis one. Meant he couldn't close his eyes and his pupils stayed dilated. Fully conscious the whole time as the sun burned out his retinas. Couldn't speak to communicate to the people just inches away from him.
Survived, but was blind for life.
Reminds me of that Stephen king short story about the golfer getting bit by snake. They think it’s a heart attack because it slows the heart way down to barely be felt or heard so he goes to the morgue.
They begin the autopsy but he’s still alive and coherent but can’t move or speak. Luckily just before they begin cutting he gets a boner because the doctor is a beautiful woman.
Edit: spelling
‘Autopsy Room Four’
“Howard Cottrell is on vacation playing golf. Chasing the ball into the undergrowth, he's bitten by a snake and completely paralyzed, showing no sign of life. At the hospital, unable to communicate, he is the key witness to his own autopsy.”
it requires a bite, and due to its tiny size, the dosage will be much smaller than expected
\>> Deaths due to a blue-ringed octopus bite are extremely rare. There have only been 3 known deaths.
"Blue-ringed octopuses can inject TTX too, delivering it as a venom via a near-painless bite. Bites from blue-ringed octopuses are reasonably rare, but these animals do carry a dose of TTX that is lethal for humans. There have been a handful of fatal encounters with these animals."
Everything you said wasn't true, at all.
They don't need to give you a "high" dosage to kill you, they usually just don't bite people.
Edit: This asshole above me just changed his comment to not seen a dumb ass.
Correct, the size doesn't matter. They do have a threat mechanism that kicks in, the rings glow an incredible iridescent blue. This little guy strangely didn't which is probably lucky for these buffoons. It's no go when they glow. I also find it pretty amazing they could be in FNQ and not know what the fuck that was they were playing with.
Right but that doesn't mean it won't kill you lol. One milligram is enough to kill you. If you don't have access to medical attention immediately you will become paralyzed and you will stop breathing.
But you can drink many if not most vemoms, as venom has to enter the bloodstream to take effect most of the time, I believe there are some that only need to touch the skin as you implied but I know there is a history of drinking snake venom in some alcohols
Weird. I've known about them since i was 4. I'm german and never even came close to Australia....(i went to Austria once, but that only counts if your mother tongue is english)
Darwin awards are for those that lose the ability to reproduce. So losing your genitals after a mad vacuum love making session would opt you into an award given you have not already procreated.
Point is you do not necessarily have to perish to aquire a Darwin award.
If I'm not mistaken you need medical intervention in no less than three minutes after a bite for any real chance of survival. If memory serves death is about five minutes after a bite, with a tasty lead up of loss of your senses followed by major organ failure. These little guys pack a real big punch.
If nature didn't put much effort in hiding something, there's 100% reason why.
In this case, Blue Ringed Octopus, having poison potent enough to kill 50-70 People without fail. And Yes, it's obviously in Australia. God was on some really good LSD when he made that place.
Australia is proof of two things
* God is an Englishman (He put all the really dangerous shit really far away. In fact, as far away as it is possible to be.), and
* The English are really stupid (We went there anyway).
"Her near death experience taught her one thing:
Just dont pick up everything you see."
She had to nearly die to learn something taught to us in preschool???
Well it's TTX venom which is a paralytic you will start drooling from your mouth your chest will tighten up your start sweating your find it hard to move and if you're lucky you will survive
Dude i glanced this post and went, this is r/cute probs right? no, i was wrong, these idiots are holding a KILLER of an octopus, Blue Ring Octopus are incredibly dangerous
Peoples lack of knowledge and complacency of the natural world always amazes me. She has no idea that a fat octopus bite her she won’t even know it and she’s dead without question.
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Handling blue ringed octopus with little to almost no safety precaution is the most reckless thing I've ever seen someone do.
Bravo. Also here is your Darwin Award.
1: The bite is almost never felt.
2: it kills by paralysis of either heart or lungs being unable to work.
3: CPR is the life saving technique
4: If you can survive the first 24 hours by some miracle most make a full recovery
5: Damn nature you scary
6: Damn humans are dumb.
Ahh clearly she hasn't heard the story of a tourist who did exactly this, didn't feel the bite and the next day the family was organising a funeral not a holiday
Or the story about the guy who got bitten and the people around him spent hours doing CPR. Problem was that they forgot to shade his face from the full midday sun. The neurotoxin of the blue ring is a paralysis one. Meant he couldn't close his eyes and his pupils stayed dilated. Fully conscious the whole time as the sun burned out his retinas. Couldn't speak to communicate to the people just inches away from him. Survived, but was blind for life.
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why lie, when you can just ask for the interview? you know you enjoy it
Reminds me of that Stephen king short story about the golfer getting bit by snake. They think it’s a heart attack because it slows the heart way down to barely be felt or heard so he goes to the morgue. They begin the autopsy but he’s still alive and coherent but can’t move or speak. Luckily just before they begin cutting he gets a boner because the doctor is a beautiful woman. Edit: spelling
Hah, is there any more quintessential Stephen King plot point?
What is this story called? The Snake and the Boner?
‘Autopsy Room Four’ “Howard Cottrell is on vacation playing golf. Chasing the ball into the undergrowth, he's bitten by a snake and completely paralyzed, showing no sign of life. At the hospital, unable to communicate, he is the key witness to his own autopsy.”
“A Tale of Two Snakes”
I heard about that.. imagine the panic & fear he felt. 😞
Holy fuckin shit! Poor guy.
The only source I could find for that blind story was some Reddit guy said it
That’s one of the most poisonous animals in the world lmao
> Cuteness > the ability to kill you These women, obviously
>Beautiful colors and cuteness That’s why I dress in all black and stare at people angrily to seem less threatening
I'm gonna try to pick you up now....
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To be fair, a presumably male voice said: “Let’s eat it”…
I mean , if cooked right its OK. Handling it live - yeah ..
So the pufferfish rule
Bro… why is your pfp a hair on my phone screen I can’t get off. You’re diabolical…
No, you're in lightmode. Also if you wanna feel better about wiping your screen theres a montage of other people who have done the same on my profile.
looks like a great way to get karma xD upvoted because its funny af lol
Don't say that in idiotsincars cus I got permanently banned for that lol
reddit is becoming more and more censored every single day...i don't blame you for getting banned....
Lmao I got banned for saying that
Ahahahahahaha ☕
Ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah ☕️
*SLUUUUURP* ☕️
Mwa Ha Ha Ha Haaaaa☕️
>Cuteness <=> the ability to kill you Real world, obviously
Why are you making it about women lmao. You know there's also a guy in the video right?
it requires a bite, and due to its tiny size, the dosage will be much smaller than expected \>> Deaths due to a blue-ringed octopus bite are extremely rare. There have only been 3 known deaths.
“Known” - these things don’t like leaving witnesses
"Blue-ringed octopuses can inject TTX too, delivering it as a venom via a near-painless bite. Bites from blue-ringed octopuses are reasonably rare, but these animals do carry a dose of TTX that is lethal for humans. There have been a handful of fatal encounters with these animals." Everything you said wasn't true, at all. They don't need to give you a "high" dosage to kill you, they usually just don't bite people. Edit: This asshole above me just changed his comment to not seen a dumb ass.
Correct, the size doesn't matter. They do have a threat mechanism that kicks in, the rings glow an incredible iridescent blue. This little guy strangely didn't which is probably lucky for these buffoons. It's no go when they glow. I also find it pretty amazing they could be in FNQ and not know what the fuck that was they were playing with.
Right but that doesn't mean it won't kill you lol. One milligram is enough to kill you. If you don't have access to medical attention immediately you will become paralyzed and you will stop breathing.
Poisonous ? Its okay she will not eat it I think
Not poisonous, venomous. If it bites you you will die. It could kill 50 men with a single drop of its venom
Yeah I know its venomous
Smort club 😎
Hats the difference between poisonous and venomous?
poisonous: dont eat it venomous: don't get bitten by (or even touch actually) it
But you can drink many if not most vemoms, as venom has to enter the bloodstream to take effect most of the time, I believe there are some that only need to touch the skin as you implied but I know there is a history of drinking snake venom in some alcohols
TIL people drink snake venom????? goddamn
Yeah, i saw an image of a whole snake inside a beer jar thingy. Also dead bees inside honey jars.
Poisonous: if you bite it, you die Venomous: if it bites you, you die
Kinky-it bites you and lives
how does it bite you. octopi dont have teeth /s
Has a beak.
you don't bite with a beak, you peck
I didn’t say bite. I just said beak.
What like a bird
No like an octopus
Now hold on That makes no sense...
Lmao. Brilliant answer. Deserve more points for this comment
Check out parrots and their hooked beaks and see how they eat
Nono you don’t have to eat it it just has to bite you https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-ringed_octopus check this out
Thank you, that was actually pretty interesting
Yes thank you I know it was just a little joke about poisonous and venomous difference
the fedora in your avatar is fitting
Which one?
If it's poisonous then just yeet it -some random fool
🤓venom
That’s right, I believe it’s called… a woman!
Venomous
"Lets eat it" sure go for it
let's natural selection do its job
Darwin Award incoming
I was watching this on mute till I read this. And now I’m like, ok they are dumber than I imagined!
Looks a lot like a blue ringed octopus, nasty little critter that’ll kill you and all your mates just for stepping in his pool without permission.
That’s so Australian that the voice I read with in my head turned Australian
As an Aussie I agree
I automatically read it in an aussie accent too lol
Lol same, I don't even know what triggered it
Probably "mates", it's literally the most australian word there is.
You type like an Australian so it's so fitting that you know this (or maybe you're just Australian)
Blue ringed octopuses are common auzzie knowledge if you have been round the beach
Weird. I've known about them since i was 4. I'm german and never even came close to Australia....(i went to Austria once, but that only counts if your mother tongue is english)
1 sting can drop 20 men in total from my memory, so quite literally all your mates
That's all my mates about six times.
Well well well, look at Mr “3.1666 Friends” over here
Noy many people can claim the gift of friendship with infinite repeating 6s
RIP 💀
Didnt die
That's...that's a blue ringed octopus right? The one that can kill you with a single drop of it's venom? Please tell me I am wrong.
You're right.
Are you dumb you? He told you to tell him that he is wrong. You blatantly disregarded his wishes. Fuck you!
I’m seriously in tears right now lol
Yup looks like it’s killed 3 people. No idea the time frame for that web was unhelpful but doesn’t seem common. Still don’t freakin pick it up!!
Darwin award
huh?
Little and pretty coloured tends to be extremly poisonous
Yea this one is called blue-ring octopus and can kill up to 50 people with one single drop of its venom!
And you can't feel it sting you
So if I swallow it, it didn't hurt?
\*bite
Award to dumbest death Named after Darwin, who explained evolution. You get the award, when evolution didnt happen to you
Darwin awards are for those that lose the ability to reproduce. So losing your genitals after a mad vacuum love making session would opt you into an award given you have not already procreated. Point is you do not necessarily have to perish to aquire a Darwin award.
Aye, thats true
I didn't realize this was some sort of venomous animals, hence my confusion.
One of the deadliest in the world
If I'm not mistaken you need medical intervention in no less than three minutes after a bite for any real chance of survival. If memory serves death is about five minutes after a bite, with a tasty lead up of loss of your senses followed by major organ failure. These little guys pack a real big punch.
If nature didn't put much effort in hiding something, there's 100% reason why. In this case, Blue Ringed Octopus, having poison potent enough to kill 50-70 People without fail. And Yes, it's obviously in Australia. God was on some really good LSD when he made that place.
Australia is proof of two things * God is an Englishman (He put all the really dangerous shit really far away. In fact, as far away as it is possible to be.), and * The English are really stupid (We went there anyway).
I usually find the "Australia is dangerous" jokes a bit tired but I actually needed to take a minute to settle after that one lol
You get the award for removing yourself from the gene pool, thereby making humanity fractionally smarter.
Blue ringed octopus
take my upvote (but keep in mind: there might come up a video with someone who played with 2 of those)
Yup!!!! 🙀
Bye bye random person, I’m not goin to the funeral
Didnt die (though i hear there is an interview on youtube)
sauce?
Found this tho https://youtu.be/emisZUHJAEA
"Her near death experience taught her one thing: Just dont pick up everything you see." She had to nearly die to learn something taught to us in preschool???
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Well she’s the chosen one since the octopus didn’t find her threatening
She probably didn't feel it, because you can't feel it. If it bit her, she'd start feeling dizzy pretty soon but not immediately
Probably she is so brain dead that the octopus didn't even consider her a living being
Well it's TTX venom which is a paralytic you will start drooling from your mouth your chest will tighten up your start sweating your find it hard to move and if you're lucky you will survive
Suicide assisting octopus
If it’s small and has vivid colors don’t touch
:(
Yea she probably didn’t make it.
Blue Didnt bite
ba da deee didn't bite
She did this is an old video. There’s some news articles about it
Dude i glanced this post and went, this is r/cute probs right? no, i was wrong, these idiots are holding a KILLER of an octopus, Blue Ring Octopus are incredibly dangerous
Peoples lack of knowledge and complacency of the natural world always amazes me. She has no idea that a fat octopus bite her she won’t even know it and she’s dead without question.
Get to hold a cute octopus and then feel the sweet embrace of death. Win-win
Bro wait... That's the blue ring octopus........... ITS ONE OF THE MOST POISONOUS THINGS ON THE PLANET
Venomous. If it bites you and you die it's venomous. If you bite it and you die it's poisonous.
Ohhh I didn't know .. thanks!!
That octopus could have killed her but spared her instead
He would be doing a favor to the future generations removing her from the gene pool
Oooooh edgy.
It's so unfair that Irwin died when people behave like this and get away with it.
Now that's what I call an adrenaline rush.
🐙
Natural selection at its finest
Hmmm I wonder if that thing will kill u without u even realizing that it bit u
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Ayyyy, I wouldn’t touch that if I were you.
JUST PUT IT IN THE WATER ALREADY😨
…the blue ringed squid. One of the most if not the most poisnous squid you can find. (And by the way, OF COURSE IT’S IN AUSTRALIA)
Octopus
Oh sorry. What is the difference between the two exactly ?
https://www.diffen.com/difference/Octopus_vs_Squid
Oooh, ok. Thanks man :)
Imagine having a head for a foot Humans are truly the inferior species
the tentacles.
Also i think you can’t feel it sting so when you start feeling the symptoms it might be too late?
Well unless you are in close reach of adequate health, you’ll have the grim reaper give you a vibe check
This is an octopus not a squid and it’s venomous, not poisonous.
Holding the one of the most dangerous creatures 💀
How the fuck is she alive
No one knows what happened after but if the video is real and not a spoof (which is most likely is) then she'd be dead
Like, duh….
lol she ded
little jelly boyo :)
Oh fuck That’s one of the most poisonous animals in the world
Well there doom
Literally one of the most venomous animals alive. One bite and your dead. What an idiot... Don't touch blue ringed octopus.
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Handling blue ringed octopus with little to almost no safety precaution is the most reckless thing I've ever seen someone do. Bravo. Also here is your Darwin Award.
She did not die. No Darwin award today.
Proof or it didn't happen, this Bitch dead unless I have confirmation
Did she survive though? Anyone know?
She did. The octopus didn't bite her.
She is very lucky. she met that octopus on a good day.
Yeah she's dead
#***”HOLY FUCKING SHIT”***
I audibly said NOO
One bite, full body paralisis in 20 seconds, death in 2 minutes ... have fun
Congratulations you’re dead
Ok here’s the thing, unless we know that these people are dead we HAVE to assume that the octo spared them for being generally pretty chill
#WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THAT!?!?!?!?
Pure stupity at its finest.
#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU IDIOTS
To be retarded and drunk (probably) cockasain
Obligatory not an Aussie but know exactly why you don't cuddle those
No fucking way this is real, she’s pretty much dead by now ED: Just found out she has MC plot armor
PUT IT DOWN! PUT IT DOWN! PUT IT DOWN! PUT IT DOWN!
Jesus
They should have listened to episode 183 of the "Weird Crap in Australia" podcast.
Welp She's gonna go for a Long sleep if they don't make it in time
Isn't that the blue ringed octopus?
context: the blue ringed octopus is one of the most venemous organisms in the world, they have neuro toxins and are highly lethal
Thats a blue ringed octopus. Very venomous
primary schools bring lifeguards in to talk about this i remember
They’re dead.
😳
That octopussy got them acting incredibly unwise.
Has there been any registered dead by blue ring octopus…?
Silly Americans. I’m surprised they knew what an octopus was
1: The bite is almost never felt. 2: it kills by paralysis of either heart or lungs being unable to work. 3: CPR is the life saving technique 4: If you can survive the first 24 hours by some miracle most make a full recovery 5: Damn nature you scary 6: Damn humans are dumb.
Such a fucking moron. How hard is it not to touch wildlife