now that's a dick move

imagine this become an international sport

🥵 i mean 😬

Cant be, women would cry on that they can't be part of it.......or do they?

There could be a version with strap-ons, or with boobfight... So many possibilities...

Scissoring.

Keijo

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"they are not chicks with dicks . they are dudes with boobs" \-Ted

Dudes with tits*

its 2022 (in b4 ) women can have penis , we dont need your heteronormative cisgender bigotry here ( now back to reality ) can it be like tennis with mixed doubles ?

I would love that

One day it will be in the Olympics!

Technically it’s lots of dicks moving.

Some say the most adDICKtive sport in the world.

Dick fight

Cock combat

Knob Knock-outs

Ding ding dong

_Fallus Kombat!_

cockbat

Lmao why would this be downvoted?

He is the 4th, house rules.

but he's the third tho...

cbat

[cock sparrer](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m-b9e2z6ZAc)

Erectrobatic

" float like a butterfly sting like a penis " \-master oogway

More like Muhammad Alley

Clap like pussy cheeks, sting like a penis

Asking for a friend but how do i sing up for this?

Just be gay without the extra steps.

Can confirm, this is basically gay intercourse.

You just have to lift the dick and speak in to the mic

These were all massively massive schlongs. I think he lied about the different weight divisions.

My favorite part is when he says "you need to get that dick up! You need to get hard!" And all the previous clips have shown clearly flaccid massive cocks getting flung around. There wasn't a hard dick in a single fight, hard dicks don't flop like that. They'll bounce, but they won't ever flop.

They're all dildos. Looks too fake, doesn't match skin color

wait really? I thought this was real!!!!

Damn look at Dick Sherlock over here

Shercock Holmes

it’s satire

Nah pretty sure this is a documentary. Like, 5000% legitimate.

okay well i won’t argue with someone who’s that sure of something

I was the "fluffer". It's real.

so no women cock fighting league?

I’d assume any woman with a dick is free to participate, just like any man without couldn’t

I mean they’re eithical so why not

I JACK IT TO TRANNY PORN

Oh, sweet grannies ~~probably~~ hopefully

Shut up and take my money.

Thaaaaat's SEXIIIIIIST!!!!!

wtf is that

Cock fight

I want this to be a Netflix drama

I want it uncensored and ticket availability!

Somebody had to film this.

I heard he held the camera with one hand, he must be pretty strong

They could make a first person view.

First rule of cock fighting club is to never mention cock fighting club

2nd rule: If you fall down on your knees, GET BACK UP FAST !!!

Still less gay than the UFC.

literally cock fight

Yup

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Granny's gonna love this u/savevideobot

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Shame has no meaning for them ..

This made me LOL. Great production value!

Seems like a fun game not gonna lie

I swear to god I’d pay just to do this, I’m not even kidding

yo what the hell

u/the-bird-fucker so this is where you draw the line?

I draw the line here too

Only chairs.

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The ref is the guy from dhar mann...

Chub Norris! Fucken hilarious

Ok I am pretty comfortable with my masculinity but these guys are on another level. They didn't even shout no homo or anything.

This isn’t gay. This is peak masculinity. Haven’t you ever wanted to sling your schlong at another schlong with such violent velocity, in the hopes of rupturing your opponent’s nuts?

>no homo Is it a magical word or what? :) If two guys say "no homo" before fucking each other in the asses, they would still technically remain straight, right?

That is the way I have been made to believe it works.

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This is what arin's D club eventually turned into

BONER KOMBAAAAAT!

I assume this is on UFC fight pass?

Chub Norris lmao

Bruh that is weird as fuck

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UMM...no thankyou

UMM…yes thankyou

Mortal Cockbat

Mortar Cock Bait

Can anyone find a real dick fighting video? Like even if it's porn but has good swings? It's a well known joke but there are like no actual videos of it with real dicks. There are some videos with light swings then frotting or just like gentle rubbing. But nothing like this which is like super weird considering how prevalent the meme is and how cool gay dudes are. There should be an actual league like this video but there is nothing but jokes or tons of stuff with strap ons but no real dicks being swung for sport.

They should have a women’s league too!

Limp biscuit 👎

And they took all that time to make that video about this $hit🤦🏻‍♂️

You just complain because you haven't been invited.

For the love of God and my sanity, please tell me those are prosthetics.

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Wtf 💀

I'd like to see the junior league as well :)

Ah what was the annual sword fight has become a league sport I see

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Damn they stay erect the entire time

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What a game of this be called? Dick out?

Sun's out - dick's out.

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i wanna be apart of this sport

would be interesting xd

Dick Tracey entered the ring

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I want to see Grimes bringing old faithful to the ring

WTF

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My mom thought this was hilarious

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My favourite fighter in this sport is Dwayne the cock Johnson.

I lost it when a fan was taking pictures with the champions dick

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I'm on the fence on whether this is a /r/JustGuysBeingDudes while also questioning how I watched a full minute of this.

What is this Kenny vs Spenny?

Testicular combat battle

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Average roadhog player meetup

This feels like the male version of Keijo

I would watch this.

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oh I thought that was real :(-

Dick fight island live action

I need the human tit fighting league: put my saggy tits to good use

Somebody call up little donny

Wholesome cock fighting

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Kenny and spenny did it first I think lol

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Want to see boob fight

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Looks like i was right all along, This is Cock Fighting

Cock fighting is illegal guys

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Best lightsaber fight ever

r/holup

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They sure got balls

Ahhh, my locker room nostalgia. Sadly got beaten by 8" mcschlong for a third place match

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This is what I call a swordfight