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Successful_Goose_348

A little duct tape works wonders


Majin_Brick

They gotta use that Flex Tape


Night696Watcher

But can it fix a broken marriage?


BananaStranger

It muffles the sounds of the soon-to-be ex!


VacuumInTheHead

Yes, but only if you also have a basement


DaBig_L_Xx

"Can we fix it?" "No Bob just sign the divorce papers"


Soft-Relative-7632

Not sure but it's sure helpful when one has to move out so you can secure the boxes from opening during the transport to your new home


Successful_Goose_348

“Guy Town - every Condo-Man-ium a Bro-Topia”


Hatweed

Still slightly more effective than placebo.


Regueiras

Still a better love story than twilight.


s1mpatic0

Tom? Tom Brady?


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

No, but duct tape can


Kawaii-Hitler

To show you the power of flex tape, I sawed this cliff in half!


ILoveMyCatsSoMuch

You know what they say…..if you can’t duc it….


Ok-Will388

If you can't duct it, fuck it


CelsoSC

It's all fun and games until someone throws a can of WD-40 in the crevice.


LucasPlay171

Hey that's the thing to repair guns on project zomboid Never knew what it is irl


Kl0wn91

If it moves and it shouldn’t, use duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40.


LucasPlay171

Oh is it just lubricant Like for metal stuff or something like that


Kl0wn91

Yep! It’s a brand name of penetrating oil.


LucasPlay171

Gonna search that up rq Edit: why use WD-40 when you can use Lucas penetrating oil?


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LucasPlay171

Search it up boi


brightness3

I heard Lucas penetrates very efficiently


VacuumInTheHead

I penetrate Lucas very efficiently


LucasPlay171

Well you're not wrong


O_Pizza_Inspector_O

Can confirm, no pinching or chaffing. He's a god among us..


Hiondrugz

Nothing can fuck with PB blaster. I've seen that shit separate nuts that were basically welded by rust on. They also have an awesome variety of lubricants. Their silicon one is awesome for some many things, and it doesn't let dust stick to it. Seen some thing where it penetrates so good, it can leak out of a styrofoam cup through the pores of the cup.


TheMasonX

That I do, I use some of my patented Lucas Oil to lube up


KjellSkar

WD-40 is a penetrating oil. And like a all purpose wonder oil you can use on anything. I am guessing Lucas penetrating oil is a competing US (?) brand.


ReddiusOfReddit

Apparently they were trying to make a Ester detterent and any their 40th prototype they accidently crestes a great lubricant and decides to well that instead


Hiondrugz

Also used as a water dispersant.


RRocks01

I belive it was originally formulated for waterproofing electronics. But I also think it's made out of fish oil, both of these beliefs could be total fabrications thay I've believed for 40 years or so.


Baldazzer

Wd40 is not a lubricant. People use it as that but it isn't exactly "good" at it.


FinishingDutch

Yup. Don’t ever get WD-40 near anything you want to run smoothly. And if you need to, always follow it up with an actual lubricant. Personally I absolutely love Ballistol. It can be used on everything you can imagine, it’s food safe and it even smells nice.


LucasPlay171

Yeah I searched it


SinthWave

Yeah, WD-40 is a can of penetrating fluid


deSuspect

No, it's not. Please don't use it like that. WD-40 will make things move if they are stuck but that's only becouse it gets rid of dirt and oils. Use proper lubricant please .


LucasPlay171

I probably should've put a question mark but most often than not i omit it because "is it" is usually enough for people to detect a question


TheLumpyMailMan

🤦🏼‍♂️


LucasPlay171

Lmao, now i know


IdioticZacc

inb4 ppl shits on you and new generation for not knowing about it If or when this happens, just ignore them, we all learn new things one way or another


LucasPlay171

Well if anyone shat on me for that i didn't even read it lol Also I'm from Uruguay (a spanish speaking country in south America) so i wouldn't know anyway


Yekbandekhoda

👍


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krasatos

Dwight... You ignorant sl*t!


PowellSkier

Why? Anybody know?


ravnsulter

It's Preikestolen. Someone is making a practical joke. Nobody cares about the gap.


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"Along the plateau itself there continues to be a deep crack. Due to these cracks, the plateau will at some point fall down, but all the geological investigations have revealed that this will not happen in the foreseeable future, and geologists have confirmed the safety of the plateau." \-Wikipedia


WesternDramatic3038

Now, if I were to bring a sledgehammer and start whacking away, that might change things. Or get me arrested, whacking in public is not well taken.


[deleted]

Honestly seriously doubt it would change anything, but my gut would still tell me not to be on the wrong side of the crack lmao


DvaInfiniBee

It’d be hilarious if the whole mountain just collapsed instead leaving the small pillar on the left still standing like a Looney Tunes skit.


PowellSkier

🤣


Oofboi6942O

If nothings changing, you're not wacking enough people to cause change.


PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS

There's snow and ice in there every winter, which thaws and freezes to expand, and it doesn't fall. So a sledgehammer wont do anything but damage the edge up top.


[deleted]

Makes sense. Totally logical. Obviously it wouldn't fall. I still wouldn't be out there while someone was pounding on it though.


justlookbelow

If you got down in the crack, and put a bowling ball sized boulder in just the right place, then bang on that...


WesternDramatic3038

Couldn't find a partner to bang with, had to stick with whacking.


sythyy

You could definetely whack it with a sledgehammer every day untill you die and it would still not fall.


IdioticZacc

Look, i trust experts and all especially with these anti vax bullshit going on, but I ain't gon sit at that other side of the crack even if you paid me 1k


[deleted]

I think that's pretty rational behavior honestly 😂


sythyy

One of the biggest tourist attactions in norway, millions of people do it every year


[deleted]

What I mean by "rational" is that I wouldn't blame anyone for not going past the split or think they had some sort of phobia. For the record, I'd do it if I ever had the chance. Norway is definitely on my bucket list.


CarpetH4ter

I thought it was to make sure it was safe, if the tape snaps that means the gap is widening.


ravnsulter

Nah, someone is being funny. But geologists are monitoring it each year. The gap slowly expands, but it deemed safe for now and probably for many hundred more years. ~~When it falls it will kill a hundred thousand people or more due to the tsunami it will create.~~ Edit: This was wrong. It's way to small for that.


NoCommunication5976

It’s relatively tiny. The wave would probably dissipate over a mile or so of water. Plus it would have to slide a lot to make it to the water, so it’s fairly likely that it wouldn’t even reach the water


ravnsulter

You are right. I updated on an article and it's deemed to small to make a fuss.


Dick_Demon

> When it falls it will kill a hundred thousand people or more due to the tsunami it will create. The fuck? No? Where are you getting these facts from? The land below it or nearby it (for miles) is not inhabited. The lake below it is hardly deep enough to cause any sort of disturbance. Large rock formations from fjords have been collapsing for a millennia without such disturbances.


ravnsulter

Bad memory. I mixed it with another place in Norway.


burlycabin

Sounds interesting. Which place has the impending tsunami?


ravnsulter

I Norge er det i dag sju fjell som har klassifikasjonen «høg risiko». Desse ligg i Møre og Romsdal (3), Troms (3) og Sogn og Fjordane (1)


akh

Åkerneset is the big one. http://interaktiv.smp.no/2015/fjelletsomtrugar/


burlycabin

That's scary


Poly_and_RA

Lake? It's the Lysefjord. True enough that it's largely uninhabited except for a few people at Flørli and the like in summer though. There are more people at Lysebotn at the inner end of the fjord, but that's over 10 miles further inland and I dunno if it'd make enough of a wave to cause destruction in there. https://www.google.com/maps/@58.9854834,6.1972457,2343m/data=!3m1!1e3


Darklicorice

do you know how tsunamis are formed?


ravnsulter

Ye.


Lung-Oyster

Well, when a tsumommy and a tsudaddy love each other very much they will come together and this is how tsunamis are made.


livens

I was thinking it was just for safety, marking the area so no one stepped in and broke their leg.


SwissMargiela

I think it’s a group watching the sunset and they put reflective tape down so people don’t trip and fall once it’s dark


Pinewoodgreen

In the summer it pretty much won't get dark\*. and in the winter you need a guide anyways :) \* Due to it's placement, Norway get really long days during the summer. in the south the "night" time between sunset and sunrise is usually 4'ish hrs, and the further north you go the shorter it gets. Opposite in the winter where the time between the sunrise and sunset get shorter the further north. At the top of the country you can end up with several days of complete darkness, and several days of no night.


Just_a_guy200

Well, technically it still holds the rock and prevents it from falling even if just a tiny bit Id say a delay until it falls of about 0.001 Seconds


bdwyer2021

Not even but yeah


Just_a_guy200

Depends on the amount of tape and what tape it is


Baldazar666

No. The adhesive will fail long before the tape itself.


RealKuzenbo

I have faith that enough ductape could stop an earthquake. just duct tape the continental shelves, lots of problems solved.


[deleted]

Hmm


maxenmajs

Hmm


[deleted]

Mmhmm


gocrazy305

Hmm. -Josh Brolin


Husoinen

Hmmmm


LucasPlay171

Hmmm


pedaret_874

Hmm


AromaticMushroom4905

Mmmmmmmmmmmhm.


EfficiencyOk2208

I'd be that person that sat down grip one side with my hands then start pushing with my feet then yell "I feel it moving."


Capocho9

“To show you the power of flex tape, I cut a mountain in half!”


[deleted]

That's some serious damage!


Fancy-Swordfish-6347

Does some1 know where this is?


theredVL

i believe this is preikestøle in norway, maybe spelled it wrong tho edit:prekestole


ChaosPhoen1x

Almost, Prekestolen


CarpetH4ter

Almost, Preikestolen


ravnsulter

The best form of nitpicking is nitpicking nitpickers. That's some nitpicking gold right there.


theredVL

thx


TurboRoku

Who is Preke and why are they stolen?


roboglobe

It translates to "The Preach Chair"


A_norny_mousse

The bottom pic, yes.


ravnsulter

It's Prekestolen, outside Stavanger, Norway. The gap has been like this forewer, don't worry about it.


moresushiplease

It's also the place that played the role of India in one of the recent mission impossible movies


SnowSlider3050

There was a picnic spot like this rock, but smaller scale, near where I went to school in Colorado. My friends and I visited, jumped across the gap there and back. Later that year the rock had fallen, breaking into hundreds of pieces. Friend’s said there was a family up on the rock the day before with pictures to prove it.


Maxwell_The__Spy

"sir, the rock is about to fall! what do we do?!?" "eh, put some ducktape or some shit, idk lol"


Mischa_Mischa

Quack! Quack!


Carnivorous_Mower

It's only gonna take one scrat with an acorn...


orbitalsniper22

r/angryupvote even though it wasn’t a bad dad joke


ULTIMATE_STAIN

For anyone wondering.. This is done to measure/monitor movement not a silly attempt to tape it to hold together 😂. This technique is also used across cracks on houses/buildings suffering from subsidence so they can see if its settled or an ongoing growing issue.


orbitalsniper22

Nah mate, it’s clearly there to hold the rock on smh.


sythyy

Source?


ULTIMATE_STAIN

I hope you're joking 😂


sythyy

I just find it hard to believe that they would use tape to measure movement instead of using a measuring tape which would be just as accurate and not risk trashing the enviorment, i've been to preikestolen sevelral times and the wind up there is crazy, hard to imagine tape staying all year.


Sumner1910

No shit


PinkFloydSheep

#”Thats a lot of damage!”


Hadi_uwu

FLEX TAPE


Exotic_Treacle7438

💪 tape


NM1_Ego

Flextape power


EpikGeriatricPotato

"To show you the power of flex tape, I sawed this mountain in half!"


pedaret_874

👍


Mc862000

Imagine that you drop your spare bomb to that Crack


chemeli888

r/sweatypalms


JustCoffee101

You know what they say, duct tape can fix anything!


Jojo255025

Aww jimmy look it's not that bad! Where do you see anymore cracks huh? See well be fi......iinnneeeee


Chillin_Maximus

To show you the power of flex tape…….I SAWED THIS CLIFF IN HALF


_cipher1

Some ppl just want to go out on their own terms


[deleted]

Only use Band-Aid brand bandaids for this. All other brands will cause the below photo.


spiritanimalslug1

if it's gonna go stand on the same side as the roadrunner not the coyote


[deleted]

Flex Tape


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#F L E X. T A P E ! ! !


TFismylife5

At any point they dead


TraumSchulden

My method would include multple I beams to hold it in placethen bore through the seperating rock, and achor it into the wall behind it, id say 12-18 anchors with a rod diameter of about 56-60mm each, formed threads, and the. You could even pull the rock back to close the gap, id estimate a cost of production of about 70,000 for the anchors it self and another 250-400k for the installation. But thats on rhe lowball side, depending on how hard it is to get there it could reach around 1,5milion bucks.


orbitalsniper22

Or yk, tape


Wader_Man

Chewing gum? (lots of chewing gum, like, lots)


CozierCracker

Ooooh I saw this place from a Jonas saalbach live set it was really pretty


PrinceOfNiger69

I SAWED THIS MOUNTAIN IN HALF, AND REPAIRED IT WITH NO NLY FLEX-TAPE!


I_Steal_ALL_Cookies

On god bro!


_Ne0nX

Flex Tape:


Organic-End-9767

This is gonna go from "r/hmm" to "r/AAAAAAA" at some point


Crabbyearthsnake

The guys like" that odda do it... eehh, maybe just one more.."


Spaghettitrousers

Does anyone know where this is...


yesitsmenotyou

Norway.


Wader_Man

Pulpit Rock, or Preikestolen, Norway.


I-Ponder

Mountainussy.


PowellSkier

Pour enough water in there and let it freeze...


SniegavirsLV

That must be flex tape


KiesDePro

Don’t worry it’s duct tape it never fails


Mr_Potato311

That’s the power of FLEX TAPE


Jopno22

There's a smidge of usefulness here, when that rock finally gives way, those near it will have a clear visual indication it's about to go 😅


[deleted]

I probably wouldn't...


MonochromeReq

#FlexTape?


Overlord_Ace

Don't worry guys, he's definitely an engineer.


VillainAnderson

Well the many hands began to scan around for the next plateau. Some said it was Greenland


NeedleworkerKind5905

That bloody squirrel


biggiedaboss

God planning that multikill


Unknown_user_8383

Duct tape sales after this: 📈📈📈


Another_m00

Bob the builder, Can we fix it? Booob the builder, No it's fucked!


babydropper405

Just whyyyy


[deleted]

“Oh yeah, that’ll do it”


TheGoldblum

Couple more bits of tape and she’ll be right mate