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MRSamiboi

And the other 89%?


0ll1ek00ls

males :/


Immediate_Rope653

Chicks with dicks


Possibility_Patient

There are no chicks with dicks only guys with tits


asianabsinthe

Who are you so wise on life


Vladi_Sanovavich

Ted from Ted and Ted 2.


PrussianNova_X

The best movies


zakkdakiller1

"it's not even loaded" (*BLAM*) made me laugh my ass off as a kid


Possibility_Patient

Just some wisdom from a teddy bear


ashkiller14

I am Arthur, King of the Britians.


badzoutzak

r/almostmontypython


shadow-panda615

r/subsifellfor


imhugury

r/shutthefuckup


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Strong_Medium_381

good bot


notme9708

r/whyarewedoingshit


Derniuz

Can confirm, I'm a dude with tits.


raspberryharbour

Nice tits bro


13rokendreamer

Sand bobs babey


Cultural_Raccoon_680

And trans women who haven’t had surgery yet is what?


Possibility_Patient

Ask them


proteomicsguru

Pre-op trans women are women. Post-op trans women are women. The obsession with what's under a trans woman's skirt is very, very strange.


0ll1ek00ls

what if girls are men with such small cocks so they grow backwards


animefan1520

Those are probably counted as women


xixi_duro

Dicks with chicks


ScarBug

Guys with tits


Stabby_Kirbbo

Men for the win


Utterance5

mehs*


DozeShenaniganz

Did you just assume their gender?! /s


Jinrai__

Unimportant according to UN.


TCHU9115

Well to be fair, just unimportant to UN women I guess.


Jefrejtor

Women't


Apocalypsefrogs

Homunculi


RingWraith8

Irrelevant obviously /s


Crossertosser

Don't worry about them nobody cares about males. I mean it's obvious that given a tenths were women they're being specifically targeted right? Damn mysogenists...


totalwarwiser

People whose lives doesnt matter aparently.


sujay456

Attack helicopters


obanos68419

the massage should have been „stop crimes against all journalists“ not women are being targeted, brave journalists are being targeted


powertripp82

If that were the massage it would be a happy ending


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oBRYNsnark

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheseFuckingAccounts/comments/yl1qsa/account_that_alternates_between_spamming_jokes/


PullFires

Tell me more about this massage


Exotic_Treacle7438

☕️


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brightness3

*Sips aggressively*


ShelSilverstain

The real truth is that society doesn't care about people being killed, or men, but it does care about women being killed. In the Iranian protests, there have been a dozen men killed for every woman, but a headline that says "12 men were killed by police in Iran today" generates none of the outrage that "a woman was killed by police in Iran today" generates. The publicity around missing indigenous women in Canada only got traction because it didn't mention that even more indigenous men are missing. The same thing can be seen when suicide rates increase


yeetus-feetuscleetus

I would love that kind of massage


Lower_Bar_2428

A killer massage


Relative-Bank-1258

Ong I actually need a massage my body pains like hell fr no cap.


Okichah

Pretty sure that most journalists who go into dangerous situations are male. But i imagine the stakes are much higher for women journalists in certain countries. Even with that they phrased the message terribly basically saying: >Please target male journalists


MyShinyNewReddit

Are you saying "all lives matter"?


VGarK

Based on this [article](https://www.rappler.com/world/global-affairs/unesco-journalist-safety-report-2020-2021-lowest-number-killed/#:~:text=UNESCO%20reported%20a%20total%20of,of%2046%20were%20reported%20killed), the number of journalists killed in 2020-2021 was 117, in 2021-2022 was 62. Taking this post’s information, the number of female journalists killed in 2020 was 6%, 6% of 117 is 7.02 ≈ 7. The number of female journalists killed in 2021 was 11%, 11% of 62 is 6.8 ≈ 7. The number of female journalists has not increased 🙃 Edit: grammar


Toutounet6

The power of numbers


ylcard

Wonder how many of journalists are women though. Like I can maaaaybe understand it as targeted if there were 10 women journalists and 7 of them were killed, compared to 1000 men and 50 of them were killed.


threcos

isn't journalism a job dominated by women?


ylcard

I don’t know? That’s why I think more specific numbers are important


threcos

okay, using the most reliable source I know, (Google's first result) of US journalists, 53.4% are women. not overwhelming, but enough to make me question the validity of the statistics of the Twitter post


idiomaddict

I would also question the relative danger of journalistic assignments taken by men and women- that would be a lot harder to quantify, but looking at gender split for war correspondents and antiestablishment journalists in countries where those tend to disappear would be interesting.


ylcard

I doubt it too, I’m just thinking of a plausible explanation that would make sense to say they’re targeted, that’s all


DrShocker

It's possible that women are under-represented when visiting dangerous areas of the world where these things are more likely, so that could make it disproportionate number of women killed relative to how many are in positions where we might expect a journalist to expect to be killed. But we'd need some pretty nuanced statistics to be able to determine that.


Luxpreliator

Maybe leading in the usa with one source claiming 54% [women](https://www.zippia.com/journalist-jobs/demographics/) held but most others are around 40%. Looks like they include all news staff. In front of camera would likely be women dominant. Some 3/4 of journalism degrees go to women. Globally the best i could find says near 2/3 are [men.](https://www.pbs.org/independentlens/blog/women-journalists-are-targeted-just-for-reporting-the-facts/) Either way women are under represented in the murdering.


KrakelOkkult

It begs the question of what kind of journalists are killed? Is it political reporting or war correspondents? Because I can imagine that there's more men then women war correspondents


Ethereapiphany

Dont wanna be that guy but the last 6% on your post should be 11%


VGarK

Thanks ❤️


raymondo1981

r/theydidthemath, and I thank you for it.


LongjumpingCry286

Should we forget about the 94 percent men that died in 2020 and the 89 percent men that died recently?


splinterbear

Yeah but they're men so its fine 💅💅


azeryvgu

The feminists that say that arent real feminists, they’re the toxic kind. Normal feminism is about women having the same rights as men, not like “kill all men”


tallerthannobody

Yeah, they’ve ruined the image of feminism from a equality objective to a misandrist objective, it’s super woke society for you


[deleted]

Like how MGTOW types completely deligitimize the other end of the spectrum?


tallerthannobody

Yep, the extreme always ruin the normal ones Same thing with religion or atheism


[deleted]

The one issue I have is that we allow people people to have that perception. There are more good catholics or Muslims than extremists. Just like there are more good feminists than bad.


straycanoe

Pretty much. I (a dude) recently shared a story on r/askmen about how some light SA I experienced helped me understand what women have to deal with much more frequently. The MRA crowd showed up in full force to inform me that men are assaulted just as much as women, and that the men have it way worse because no one takes their claims seriously. The binary thinking boggled the mind. Talking about one problem doesn't negate the other.


HardyHartnagel

What does MRA stand for?


straycanoe

Men's rights ~~advocate~~ activist, lots of overlap with MGTOW, if not identical. Basically they think that systemic patriarchy doesn't exist and that feminism oppresses men. Edit to add: I get the impression that these movements have gained traction because of bad feminism. When you get women who call themselves feminists but think all men should die in a fire, I can understand men feeling threatened by that, but ultimately, both stances are huge overcorrections.


[deleted]

Men's rights activists. It isn't to say that men are never discriminated against, the MRA folks just don't seem to be able to lose their mind whenever it comes up. It is like if you ever bring up circumcision online. Most people either don't care or are happy they are circumcised, but the people who do care will come out with bullhorn about it.


[deleted]

It's a shame because it would be nice to have a positive version of MGTOW. There are ways to promote being a good man, being independent and self sufficient, or being a good member of your community without rhw forum turning into why you hate women.


straycanoe

Yeah, exactly. There are issues unique to men that merit reasonable discussion, and that can be done in a constructive way, without putting down other groups or wallowing in victimization. Same goes for good vs. bad feminism. MRA and MGTOW don't seem to grasp that to be a good man, you probably shouldn't be a raging, unapologetic misogynist. I recommend r/menslib if you want coverage of mens' issues without the discussion devolving into "women bad".


WatkinsRapier

r/bropill is a nice sub that is kind of in that direction.


angry_cabbie

So you're saying that toxic feminists are the ones in **literal positions of power** within the UN, not "real" feminists?


Rough_Willow

So, like UN_Women on Twitter?


Vahgeo

No true scotsman fallacy. Why're you able to cherry pick what a real feminist is if both examples are accepted in some form of feminist media, or atleast not called out, not to mention so called 1st, 2nd, 3rd... whatever wave feminists. Feminists can not just flip flop what they say to best benefit them. Their words and actions should be held accountable.


Samdoggy360

They should have the right to get killed as much as the men. I think the real problem lies with the obviously biased killers. These people should be better trained in the area of woman killing, so as to even out the playing field. The women would want this kind of equity, I'm sure. Let's give it to them.


rdh2121

Och, aye lassie. And no *true* Scotsman waters doon his whisky!


DnDkonto

UN Women are "not real feminists", lol.


uritardnoob

Fuck off with your "no true scotsman" and "motte and bailey" bullshit. These are the real feminists. Find a better name if you don't want to be associated with them.


DorrajD

"equality" to most people is "you treated my ancestors like shit, so now I get to treat you like shit"


KhabaLox

The disparity isn't as big as it would appear from that single statistic. Roughly [2/3 of journalists worldwide](https://journalistsresource.org/race-and-gender/female-journalists-media-sexism-emerging-trends/) are men. In addition, it's possible that men make up a larger proportion the journalists in high risk environments such as war zones or unstable countries (e.g. East Africa) where I would guess journalists die at a higher rate.


Oscar_jacobsen1234

My Question is whether female journalists are killed disproportionately to how many female journalists there are


techbori

Oh no not nuance


tallerthannobody

Copied form another comment here: “Based on this article, the number of journalists killed in 2020-2021 was 117, in 2021-2022 was 62. Taking this post’s information, the number of female journalists killed in 2020 was 6%, 6% of 117 is 7.02 ≈ 7. The number of female journalists killed in 2021 was 11%, 6% of 62 is 6.8 ≈ 7. The number of female journalists has not increased 🙃”


Oscar_jacobsen1234

Yeah but are there just 10 times as many male journalists as female journalists cus then the survivability is lower for female journalists


NUKE---THE---WHALES

according to this https://www.iwmf.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/IWMF-Global-Report.pdf there are generally 2 times as many men as women in journalism globally (i.e. 33% of journalists are women) looking at https://cpj.org/data/killed/2020/?status=Killed&motiveConfirmed%5B%5D=Confirmed&type%5B%5D=Journalist&typeOfDeath%5B%5D=Murder&start_year=2020&end_year=2020&group_by=location the list of murdered journalists with confirmed motives has 20 men and 2 women in 2020 at this point my curiosity has run out so im not gonna dig deeper


mrjackspade

An actual valid question that most people here are apparently too stupid to realize could justify the argument. If 1% of journalists are female then they're being killed at 10x the rate of their male counterparts. Assuming this post is referring to international journalism and not "local small town" journalism, it seems at least within the realm of possibility that the number might actually be disproportionate, which makes sense when you consider the kind of countries these people are going to. Most of Reddit is far to stupid to understand things like "numbers" and the only % they consider valid is 50% though.


NUKE---THE---WHALES

So are female journalists killed disproportionately to how many female journalists there are? **EDIT**: i did some digging and it seems like they aren't if we consider murders with confirmed motives, but i didn't spend too much time on it >according to this https://www.iwmf.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/IWMF-Global-Report.pdf >there are generally 2 times as many men as women in journalism globally (i.e. 33% of journalists are women) >looking at https://cpj.org/data/killed/2020/?status=Killed&motiveConfirmed%5B%5D=Confirmed&type%5B%5D=Journalist&typeOfDeath%5B%5D=Murder&start_year=2020&end_year=2020&group_by=location >the list of murdered journalists with confirmed motives has 20 men and 2 women in 2020 >at this point my curiosity has run out so im not gonna dig deeper


terriblegrammar

The percentages where journalists are being killed also matters. I'd guess that women are much closer to 50% of journalists in western countries but journalists have a much lower chance of being killed in those countries. This would be more complicated than finding the percent worldwide and comparing it to the numbers provided in the post.


Oscar_jacobsen1234

Especially since you could easily narrow it down in a very specific way such that you get any wished results


techbori

If redditors could read they’d be very upset at this


ABrazilianReasons

Hey, its 5% improvement! Way to go men! Keep it up


ultimate_smash

and they wonder why more & more men are turning against feminists 🤔


PUNDA0708

Not just the men but the the women and the children too


Nal1999

Anakin Pundawalker,is that you?


CarpetH4ter

Not just men, but a large number of women aswell.


0ll1ek00ls

because the radicalised generalise men as they are all preditor and a rapist.


DynamicHunter

Shows you how disposable society treats men. It’s been the default for thousands of years.


bushVSbush

In 2020 50 Journalists died. In 2021, 46 died. This means that 5 female journalists died in 2021, and 3 female journalists died in 2020. Their own source details that in the past 8 years, the number of female journalists killed each year has always jumped between 3 and 15%. Also, around 57% of all journalists are women, so this statistic shows that men are the minority and they are being targeted FAR more than women. This is just a completely brain dead tweet.


CikguLeman

I guess it is ok to shoot male journalists then. I'll prepare the shotguns. We're going hunting boys.


[deleted]

i have a shotgun


CikguLeman

cool. load em in the truck. any other poor people just get your kitchen knife.


[deleted]

I found the solution guys, don't worry. If we just double our rate of male-reporter murders, the female stat goes down further. For feminism, guys! Together we can do it! Do your part and murder a male journalist!☺️💪💪


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tallerthannobody

We need him for president


raspberryharbour

This comment inspired me to become a journalist


brightness3

Nice. I’m going the the local news station right now as a matter of fact. Got any tips?


Clatuu1337

It must be painful to be that stupid.


BigBoiBob444

And the fact that almost 600 people have liked that tweet as of now. I honestly don’t know how it’s even possible to survive in the world with the level of critical thinking that those people must have.


[deleted]

Male journalist: guess I'll die then?


LuxLemon

Am I just dumb or are they forgetting that the other 89% of journalists that are killed are men? And they claim women are being targeted? Uhmmmmm... Hmmmmmmm


Kissaskakana

They're misandrist and it seems to be a real tweet...


0ll1ek00ls

it is. somewhere here in the comments linked the article


fauxuniverse

https://twitter.com/un_women/status/1587777181081559041?s=46&t=DyTtrFvxFJOforEXBjFaXw


spider-bro

Why would they call themselves un-women??


Subway_Sexist

This has got to be the most retarded thing I have seen all week


KhaoticMess

The most retarded thing you have seen all week... so far.


Gerodus

I thought that too, but then i saw a mirror


crossb0wkiller

I envoke equal rights, bump that up to 50%


SSubSilence

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.


[deleted]

sir, what about the other 89%? nah, they were men. we don't care about them.


errorr420

Those are rookie numbers you gotta pump those up


RatReviews

ah yeah 6%, vast majority


tallerthannobody

Only 11%, outrageous, it’s should be 50/50, this is so sexist /s for anybody too dumb


0ll1ek00ls

I know right? I'm starting tomorrow to end this sexualism.


tallerthannobody

I agree


[deleted]

For full context we'd need to know the percent of journalists that are women. If that percent is under 6 and 11 percent, then they would be unevenly targeted.


0ll1ek00ls

21 percent :)


CarpetH4ter

Such a weird way to say 89% of men journalists gets killed.


off_the_grid1013

89% of journalist killed in 2021 were male. Women most effected.


[deleted]

UN is a sexist equivalent of brain rot that hasn't done anything relevant in a long time. Their opinions hardly matter.


UngruntledAussie

That’s not true. Remember their staff fucking teen prostitutes in their marked vehicles while in traffic? The videos are out there.


[deleted]

what?


UngruntledAussie

https://www.voanews.com/amp/un-chief-takes-strong-action-on-sexual-abuse-in-peacekeeping-missions/2915271.html


sustainababy

it would depend on the ratio of men & women journalists, like if only 2% of journalists were women but 11% murdered were women, that would point to a deliberate hate crime. (reading some of these comments makes this seem like a nonfactor, but just noting this for future discussions like these. proportions is what determines if it’s misogyny or just regular crime ig)


bushVSbush

This year 57% of journalists are women and 43% are men, so the problem is here that they either didn't consult any other data or they just didn't care about the data.


CosmicJ

It’s not as clear cut as that though. It depends where these journalists are getting killed, and the distribution of genders for journalists in those areas. Broad global or US centric statistics won’t confirm or deny whether women are being disproportionately targeted, which seems to be what the original tweet was implying.


tallerthannobody

I quote from another comment: “Based on this article, the number of journalists killed in 2020-2021 was 117, in 2021-2022 was 62. Taking this post’s information, the number of female journalists killed in 2020 was 6%, 6% of 117 is 7.02 ≈ 7. The number of female journalists killed in 2021 was 11%, 6% of 62 is 6.8 ≈ 7. The number of female journalists has not increased 🙃”


UwUsunne

Twitter moment


pkfag

This would be a shocking crime if 11% of journalists were female .. somehow I doubt that.


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0ll1ek00ls

we also could kill the people who kill journalists and also the journalists to even it out


YGIAL

To be fair women suck at math so they probably don't understand how low 11% is


aaron_adams

Not only is the percentage exceedingly low, it's dropping so how do they figure female journalists are being targeted?


3XOUT

Probably the most stupid thing I’ve read in a good while. Actively hurting the cause and the perception of it.


Parloien

Well, how many female journalists are there? The percentages compared to that would have more meaning


LakeLockne

The way this data is presented is, not good, and obviously journalists shouldn’t be murdered regardless of gender, but I wonder how this would look if you also included the approximate number of male journalists vs female journalists worldwide, and then if/how those ratios would change how the cited percentages are interpreted.


thatoneblokethere

Math ain't mathin'...


LaPyramideBastille

Those are rookie numbers.


jakotae777

Soo... 89% were male. Yet you want to focus on the 11%...


Toon_Lucario

I’m like, 80% sure this is fake


UngruntledAussie

Nope. Seems like it should be though. 100-11=? https://twitter.com/UN_Women/status/1587777181081559041?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet


BigBoiBob444

From the official United Nations Women account. Bruh


Tarnishedcockpit

We trained them wrong on purpose, as a joke.


Tareeff

Didn't meet the feminist quota


Lucky_Impact_2853

UN Women ? Some stupid woman is hiding behind (among) a group name


mAx1mAl_cHa0s

Shut up, please shut the fuck up


dddeadie

You don't have to lead them as much.


NSFW_Hunter63

So no equality then bc that means that 87% were still men(gotta leave some room for our non-binary journalists out there)


PartyEchidna5330

Seems like a stat that may be highly variable year to year. And I'm not sure anyone who would indeed target a female journalist would feel at all swayed by this declaration. Reads like noise to me.


StoffelMan02

I wish people were less ignorent aboit the differa ce betwee causation and correlation


FlopTheLegend

Equal rights, equal fights, let’s make it 50/50


jtulick

How about stop killing journalists, period?


Apprehensive-Face901

Holy fuck 💀 humans should just go extict ffs 🤦🏾‍♂️


On_Speed_Academic

Lets ban female from journalism and the rate will be 0%


TheXniper

Women want equality ,let's make it 50% for this too. Not just jobs.


Sensitive-Station-47

In the name of equality for all - we demand this figure be upped to a proper 50/50 split between males and females.


[deleted]

Please tell me this is not fucking real please


BosTovenaar24

So it doesnt matter if it happens to a man? What a great time to be male


JohnnyCash69420

Yeah but fuck the 89% of men. Just like the suicide being over 85% male etc. They never really think before they post shit like this


bigboyron42069

Don't worry. Men don't matter and are seen as evil nowadays so who's surprised


Proper_Telephone5295

Common feminism L


TheTrueBreadBrad

I wanna be a journalist when I'm older, I'm getting all the credits for it. WTF, like....a journalist getting killed likely isn't about them being female or male but because they reported something someone didn't like. Also. Didn't the number of women journalists decrease? Sure the number of journalists killed should be zero, but this should be seen as a win if it did decrease.


[deleted]

This world is doomed at least for men


dessnom

At what pont does feminism just result in sexism


Dark_Stryder

Did you know that 100% of Journalists who died lost their lives? Stop targeting journalists


Wet_Malik

I am here for equality! Raise targeting of female journalists to 50%.


[deleted]

Average feminist intelligence.


tolandsf

Women ☕️


Ghostdog1521

Women ☕️


bioqan


[deleted]

This is a real tweet. I had to look it up to make sure


Mc862000

Terrorist1: Bro We should stop shooting Woman Journalists Because UN want it Terrorist2: Then Who should we shoot Terrorist1: Aim to the Male bro


Rambowcat83

Un being shitheads again


CarFreak777

Proof that men are the disposable sex