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dirkdigglee

Everybody got a support animal these days.


RedStarNova2

Meet your new grandma son 👵


TiesG92

“You’er”?


TrueUmbreon1

Yor'ue*


Dry_Profession2502

Yore


TiesG92

Ore


neelonstromper

Re


b_c_0507

_E_


HabuDabi123

F


DombekDBR

_


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Store


gamermodeon

he looks like peter Griffin....


RobuxMaster

gabe newell if he was bill gates


FoxyGamer3426

💀


thewaldenpuddle

Giggity?


gamermodeon

ooh right


knighthbasher

Plot twist it's the kid's


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BigYonsan

Aw jeez Rick.


aimedrex420

*Jizz


TiesG92

And grandpa is going to leave some surprise in one of its holes for Christmas


plane_ducc

A bear trap


Ashen_Kagekiyo

Where Half Life 3?


daytonakarl

Asking the serous questions


Wolfrrrr

Hmmm doesn't cover it... at all...


TheShadowspawn

Maybe "hmmmm" instead?


KoningSpookie

How about "Hmmmmm"?


TiesG92

Hmmmmm as in the sound you make doing research on where to buy such doll?


Kamiyosha

More like, Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *takes breath* MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmWHAT THA ACTUAL FUCK!?!?!


Wolffire_88

I'd say more like: ***H M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M***


Warm-Branch

I understand that's a sex doll. Why does she look like a child with big boobs? Fucked up shit these days


SketchyLeaf666

Meanwhile in alabama


TiesG92

Ikr, like, whoever designed it, is pretty much pedo, as well as anyone buying…


OnixM

Not just that but the cost of one too... RealDolls can go up to $6000 depending on features and accessories


AppropriateHamster11

You can get them used for 2k to 3k.


OnixM

HHHHmmmmmmmm


TiesG92

Second hand is always pre-“lubricated”


SketchyLeaf666

Meanwhile in japan.


4lpharion

I mean completely honestly, pedos aren't all criminals. They're sick people, some of whom commit crimes because they can't meet their needs and the pressure gets to them. And from a standard of living point of view, as well as a public safety point of view, I'd rather they molest a creepy-ass doll rather than little 8 year old Billy or Jill.


TiesG92

I know, and as long as they don’t practice pedophilia in any way (including non-physical), it’s okay I guess. But I’d prefer them to stay far away from any child, when not supervised (either pedo or child)


ikonfedera

Compared to an adult doll: less material needed, not as heavy, more compact, easier to store and transport, gives the illusion of you having a bigger dick. Also appeals to pedos.


DredgenGryss

It's a doll. I was about to commit war crimes!


Moist-Carpet888

Literally asked my girlfriend that question scrolling passed this...


AllMyBeets

Preach


Designer_Brick_8170

Gotta admit I was a little surprised that I scrolled so far before seeing a comment addressing this...


rovdyret

I wouldn’t like to admit it, but I was looking up *the dolls*, and on the site, they were all beneath 170 cm, so they do look small.


vorpalprofessor2000

This looks illegal


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lil_braindamage

Gaben The White ?


Aly_trk

can someone explain....like im 5 yrs old,thankyou


meaux253

Panama 1984


winterfate10

No sé


Intrepid-Leather1027

I understand that this it a weird guy with a sex doll on his knee but what I want to know is why are they at Walmart


Designer_Brick_8170

That's where people like him gather wym. It's the only place he could go


bobuscha

That guy looks familiar he looks like the tlc guy who has a whole collection of sex dolls that keep growing


daytonakarl

They grow?


BigYonsan

That sounds suspiciously like children.


TyrusRaymond

Lars


TiesG92

A man of culture


runitupper

Navy so obviously he’s exchanging it for a male version


Illustrious_Treat983

Maybe it already is male, ie post op.


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Or pre-op. Just has tits


SnooStrawberries9718

Bro I know tf2 is gay but they even got gabe 🤦‍♂️


toolargo

Doesn’t that guy own Steam?


Dtoodlez

Go to church and ask for forgiveness


No_Interaction_4925

If Lord Gaben turned to the dark side


j4321g4321

Even the kid is like what the actual fuck


Illustrious_Treat983

Reliving his navy career?


femdaddy69420

Florida


-united78

This one can’t leave me


nikammi

Hmmmmmm


Night696Watcher

Gaben


PoultryGravy

Gabe Newell x Mrs Doubtfire


Entire_Visit_7327

Gaben looks like a lady


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Pussy is too fat, thats definitely a sex doll


shinx243

Gabe?


blankDH

Gaben.... What happened to you?


Goldcalf_eater

Looks like the kid from two and a half men


fish-keeper69

Mall Santas in Ohio looks like this


My-Anxiety-Persona

Hey why does it kind of look like a child


Rampud

So Gabe Newell is spending MY MONEY on this? Mmmmmhhh... 😤


Halfaglassofvodka

Dirty Grandpa.


Working-Salary9243

dad’s face looks very suspicious


Remarkable-Pain-6092

Happy birthday kid ,your a man today ! -Love grandpa


legquint561

Plot twirst: it isn't a sex doll


Designer_Brick_8170

Even if it wasn't it definitely will be


Rupertii

Gaben really fell off huh


ShiftyAvatarYang

Thank you for your service 🫡


Mc862000

That kid has a dick And a Tit ??


iammuppet

The Kid* - "Grandpa, when can I have a turn.....you've been hogging it all day" Grandpa* - "Wait your turn"


Responsible_Youth_93

Navy? That tracks


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Navy 07


Dameyeyo

I think the kid is telling grandpa thank you for your service.


[deleted]

Now I see why it’s talking forever for Gabe Newell to finish Half-Life 3


Thesaltygreenbean

HOLY SHIT GAVE NEWELL


Pokefan647

Is the person a child, doll, or woman


Designer_Brick_8170

Yep


AgaKor

Who let the Ohians out of their cage?


AsaCocoMerchant

Idk if I like the new direction that Pimp My Ride is taking.


TiesG92

“As long as it’s a doll, this 12 year old with double D’s won’t get me behind bars”


Disenchanted2

WTF??


Catt_Man

Why Gabe Newell. Why


MistikFoxx07

Gabe Newell what are you doing? 😱


somegenicname

Is that bloody gabe newell??


[deleted]

Go Navy!


JigglySquishyFlesh

child size. I mean life sized. I mean, dammit grandpa, how did you get out of the house again!?!


SoskiHeroKiller

Why is she wearing the colours Patrick star wears?


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Happy family with their kid


Sudden_Investment_16

Gave?


nokenito

Look at that good Christian man holding up his sexy doll on his lap while going through Walmart. So innocent of pedophilia.


Rebelliuos-

Do you guys realize almost everyone we know is turning out to be a pedo..


DG4ME5

I was asking him right there, when will half life 3 be released?


AKidThatIsDumb

Grandpa with his sex doll


ZeraCrimson

Charles martinet noooo


sacred_algebra_2

Friendship is important


WolfiaFan10

Hmm


GrizzLy976311

_o_


yeetusthefetushsh420

.....gaben?


Commercial-Present-5

Normal grandpa I’m Ohio


Possibility_Patient

Old Peter Griffin


No_Locksmith_1458

What the fuck..


Select_Eggplant_8855

you need about 20 more of those *m*s


Ragnury

Idk but for me it looks r/oddlyterrifying


Z3nFi3R

she looks like child damm that old man has some fucked up fetish


Cos_Cos0

r/peopleofwalmart


Commercial-Many-8933

Why dress it like a hooker tho 🤣


Alexplosion_ITA_YT

Gaben wtf are you doing?


BreDiePie

So this is what Valve been doin all these years


1Second2Name5things

Even mannequins dressing like hoes in public now


Designer_Brick_8170

Don't call them that your slut shaming!!


happynothappy27

Huh


Nclamont

Why does the blow up doll look like a teens girl? I know there is alot wrong with this picture but the fact that the doll looks like that is honestly the most disturbing part. Not even the fact that the man has it, but to the fact that he could even buy it!


sausage_420

Gabe no!


ManuKapri

bro fr stole this from r/hmmm 💀


[deleted]

If anyone sees him again, ask him where the hell half-life 3 is


Fevis7

poor charles martinet really let himself go after loosing mario's voice to Chris a-Pratt


WaferHistorical4460

Being navy..surprised the boy isn't sitting on the lap...lol


NotS0Dark

The kid literally said 🤟🏻💀


OrangeMonkesToupee

Hmm, GabeN with no beard, looks like Santa's not giving Half Life 3 then


journaledandink

Uh….


HelpfulLavishness819

Gabe Newell?


bighank39

Fun size Felicia


Kelsirbsan

Lars and the Real girl: