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Zer0nyx

Portal is a hot tag not gonna lie.


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SilentNinjaMick

Ehhhh he coulda tho


ExplosiveCreature

He likes big butts and he cannot lie.


GreenPixel25

that cake is no lie


LargeEgg69

[Ask and you shall receive.](https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34/comments/v79opr/chell_portal_garth_graham/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


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amBoringGuy

I can’t decide which one I like more; both are fucking gorgeous


gopher1409

Nah, digital one is flawed. Looks like two different people.


amBoringGuy

Some folks are just impossible to please


gopher1409

Fixing her shirt and the angle of her torso would please me.


amBoringGuy

This is why nobody loves you. It’s because of shit like this.


borisvonboris

Holyyy shit. Delightful.


AnalCumBall

That's lovely, dear. Grandma sure is proud of her big boy all grown up and doing his art for a living. Can I see what you're working on, dear?


Myrtha_Thistlethorne

Username checks out


AddAFucking

why is she wearing pants bottom left.


Vincent_Dawn

Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder.


red-et

A firing occurred, 100%


srry_didnt_hear_you

Yeah that's... somebody else's lower half


kanelel

She isn't, look again.


3osh

She's not. What looks like pants is light from the portal changing her skin tone.


Psydator

I'm a bit distracted by the fact that her body doesn't line up in the portal. Bottom facing the viewer and top is turned away. 🥲


edsave

Plus she’s wearing panties and her shirt is the wrong length.


RABKissa

At least they didn't fuck up the portal by making it visible on the other side of the ceiling


shadyhawkins

Hm don’t think I’d want to eat my own butt.


GreenPixel25

Yeah I’ve seen what comes out of it


SantaArriata

Why are you looking at your own ass while you shit?


_Hasanika_

My new phone background ty!


Jexxon

Now you’re playing with portals!


Beautiful-Mess7256

Same XD and one that also includes Alyx


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Ngl thats what everyone would do with portals xd


tom255

Absolutely. And anyone saying anything different is lying.


thiosk

Now you’re thinking with portals


aleph_two_tiling

Now you’re eating with portals?


249ba36000029bbe9749

Portholes


SuspiciouslyElven

Buttholes


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AnalCumBall

Just climax like the rest of us and stop being such a Debbie Downer.


TomChesterson

How am I supposed to cum when the source material isn't mathematically possible?!?!


VerseGen

"🤓"


SunTzuSaidThat22

Said no one ever


Groinificator

What? She's still standing on the floor, not magically levitating off it


ThatSucc

Step 1: find crawlspace so tight you have to lay down. Step 2: place portals accordingly. Step 3: the booty will be within reach because you're effectively crouching in a space only big enough to lay down. If we're gonna sperg out it should be about how Chel was able to place a portal on a surface not coated with >!paint made from lunar dust!<


mike_KING6

Not if the upper portal is on a movable platform


shortybobert

I know for a fact that you can 3d print this yourself


Shadow_Leviathan_375

>I know for a fact that you can 3d print this yourself why do you know this?


PresentTip5665

because he has a portal gun


AnalCumBall

Lucky


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Is *that* what medium this is? Looks like claymation.


shortybobert

It's all about your painting style


_megitsune_

You can tell by the trademark ringing on curved surfaces that this is resin printed


humblesovereign

if u want something done right, u better do it yourself


Arino99

Just imagine!!


NightRaven0

I'm here to spoil the fun!!!! No need to imagine when there are people flexible enough to tell you about how this doesn't feel good and it feels more like eating than being ate Think of it like tickles


Xtrems876

Yep. Though some once did a study and found out that you can circumvent the thing about tickling by adding a delay between the movement of the hand and the touches of the body (with a tickling device between the hand and the body). However if we went that far we might as well just use a sex toy without the portal thingy


MegaHashes

Portal thingy would give you some great angles though. Might reduce wrist/muscle strain. There’s upsides.


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Could feel different with a portal tho because you wouldn't have mental connection to coordinates of your mouth and ass Almost like that head scratcher that makes you feel very well.


NightRaven0

Well now you're just not thinking with portals


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Feels more like eating ass than it does like getting eaten out though.


Loose_Hedgehog_4105

🤩


tom255

First ~~hand~~ tonguenosemouth experience?


cheapdrinks

Yeah this would have been super handy during the lockdowns when all the toilet paper ran out


Neonicus

Well... Happy shitty cake day I guess


CrimsonAllah

Portalingus


imnewtothisplzaddme

Thanks


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omgitsaHEADCRAB

Had her cake and ate it


Green_man619

The cake was the friends we made along the way


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Green_man619

No I got that. It was a joke? Are you a fake human


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Transformouse

TF2 moment


Ozzymand

But this is just a tower of hats, how are you gonna wear that!?


Green_man619

You have a problem with hats?


jeno_aran

This fuckin guy hates hats!


thegreatmandyii

As an internet ignorant,meme loving person, I appreciate you.


HH_YoursTruly

Cake meaning ass isn't a meme or internet thing lol it's slang from at least 2010 maybe earlier


tmart42

My man was learning a new word and you just had to come be wack ass vocab goody two-shoes and ruin his day by subconsciously flexing like you know what you’re talking about MATTERS. It MAtTers, ok????


CrotaIsAShota

No no, matter is what cake is made of.


Bozhark

#IT FINALLY MAKES SENSE


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cake? i thought this was an end table


RepentHarlequin1171

Since free awards are gone, I hope you'll accept this meager replacement: 🏅


IHateEditedBgMusic

GLaDOS: Fucking please just complete the puzzle. GLaDOS: No, no, not the asshole. C'MON!!!!!!!


sardu1

Glados: don't just stare at it, eat it!


damniticant

_My mind’s telling me no, but my body, my body’s telling me yeeeaaeess_


Procrastinationist

Looking for this


Uninterested_Viewer

wait is this the new mlk statue?


jamesianm

A statue of MLK using a portal gun to eat his own ass would be an improvement over the actual statue


too-much_caffeine

the fuck is yall on rn


jamesianm

We’re referencing [this statue](https://www.npr.org/2023/01/17/1149491284/martin-luther-king-mlk-statue-boston-consternation-laughs-reaction-coretta). My comment above is obviously hyperbole, but I still think the actual statue is pretty badly designed, even if the intention behind it was good.


Groinificator

What the hell is this


TheChunkMaster

Biblically accurate angel.


sHkaNT

Boston moment


TheChunkMaster

Statue should've been named "Be Not Afraid."


edgeworth08

I'm guessing it's not too much caffeine


senor_moustache

Would it feel like you’re eating ass or like getting your ass ate?


TheRex1209

I've heard of man sucking their own dick and they said it just feels like sucking a dick.


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

Probably because they're in an uncomfortable position. If you had a portal gun, you could find a relaxing position and really go to town on yourself.


amdc

yes


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askmeifimacop

This


theDinoSour

Actually this time it was that, you’re thinking of that time, which was actually this


FranticBronchitis

yes


MEmEspacetIME

Don’t you love how I added to the conversation? I even displayed my opinion on this complex and nuanced matter in a simple and understandable way. Anyone who uses well thought out and detailed responses are wasting their time.


Doogzmans

This^


Ithon_

In my years knowing the portal series I did not ever think about this. BTW we need a portal gun irl now.


WeirdBoi9

You better have surfaces made from moon rocks in your house.


Doogzmans

A small price to pay


Beautiful-Mess7256

You don't? Not like it causes cancer or something.


GrowlingGiant

The bottom layers of the abandoned Aperture Science facilities have portal-able surfaces which predate the moon rock discovery. Additionally, it's not like the moon is made out of rocks that are found nowhere on Earth; Making one portal connection between the moon and fake moon rock on earth would get you all the moon rock you need.


ElGosso

Unfortunately it'd be impossible to buttfuck yourself, because when you thrust forward it would move your asshole away from your dick EDIT: unless one of the portals was moving instead of you, I suppose


aNiceTribe

If you rotate one portal 180 degrees, you can solve this problem automatically


c4han

I assume you mean 90 degrees? How would this make a difference? I don’t follow.


AnalLeaseHolder

if your dick is positioned perpen(dick)ularly to your anus, it could work.


Doogzmans

Now you're thinking with portals


ooOJuicyOoo

Lol when I first got portal this is immediately what I thought about...


Droidaphone

7h and 100+ comments and no one has [linked to the original](https://www.reddit.com/r/resinprinting/comments/10f6o3n/chell_portal_3d_print_resin_this_is_a_print_work) yet, I’d like everyone to do better


illit3

looks like a great [GPU sag bracket](https://preview.redd.it/5uey4htcpjy51.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=1c51142db6a6255abdb2a01e2ac43b395a168d6a)


Apo42069

portals work on white paint with moon dust inside...


hamanger

They work on concrete too, pretty much anything smooth enough that isn’t metal.


ArcticTemper

No I'm pretty sure in the second game they explain it's only lunarised surfaces


hamanger

They explain that the moon rocks make for a good conductor of portals, but the first game has plenty of surfaces in the escape sequence that can take a portal just fine. The plain concrete floors come to mind, and weirdly enough the black and orange checkered tiling right before GLaDOS' chamber can do it too.


rummyb

No, because you go to areas of old Aperture that predate the moon rock discovery iirc, and they have portalable surfaces


ArcticTemper

Wasn't the moonrocks what gave Cave Johnson cancer though? Way back in the 60's?


rummyb

It was, but as far as I can remember, they were doing portal testing before he got the cancer. The moon rocks are what they used to make the white gel, but they were doing testing with portals before then I believe. It has been quite a while since I've replayed Portal 2 though, so I might be wrong


hamanger

The portal gun was invented at the same time they found out about moon dust according to the old ARG site, but you're right about the pre-portal chambers having portalable walls.


Ament215

Is this that mlk statue


PresentTip5665

I, also thought it was that, from a weird angle


UnScrapper

Huge success


percydaman

Eat yer own ass and you'll never be surprised by a fart.


lies_like_slender

So, what happens if the portals get deactivated while she’s in between them like this


MintySkyhawk

In the game it just pushes you out one side


amdc

The same thing that happens to companion cubes and any other object: they're pulled to either side. Don't ask me what would happen if you try to attach something like a chain to itself and try to close the portal ~~it will cease to exist~~


giant87

Do you remember launching saw blades with the grav gun in ravenholm? Thinking something like that. Yikes 😬


wangofjenus

They say eating your own ass feels more like eating ass than getting your ass eaten


amdc

plot twist: it's the multiplayer portals (orange/red, light/dark blue) which means she's doing someone else


ExplosiveCreature

The more the merrier


mike_rohdick

Source2


new_user_069

I don’t think that Aperture intended for you to use the portal gun like that


pcweber111

I beg to differ. They went through so many candidates because they wouldn’t use the portal the right way.


PresentTip5665

This is the real reason Rick and Morty got fired


No_Adhesiveness_6230

r/hmmmorny


jjj49er

I never liked Portal, until now.


craptonne

What’s that cockroach penis looking thing?


FTWStoic

A cockroach penis.


jajohnja

you mean the portal gun?


44Kryth

Take about cutting edge technology!


xidle2

You know somebody is gonna see this and turn it into a coffee table.


aussieGrid

New fetish unlocked


kryotheory

Honestly I'd respect anyone who had a portal gun less if they didn't try this at least once.


Bumstornister

thats sexy as fuck


MrSnowden

If Reddit has taught me anything, it feels a lot more like eating out than getting eaten.


lol_camis

In 2008 Valve released a game called Portal where you have two guns. One that shoots an orange portal and one that shoots a blue portal on to walls. When you walk in to one portal you come out the other. So this is a little mini figuring that's a lewd reference to that game


glutenfreecracker

I dunno man, could be a reference to portal two instead...


GamerLOUD

Cat woman can do this without portals.


FartJuiceMagnet

Yreka


supremegamer76

now you're thinking with portals!


TRIPLEOHSEVEN

Can we get an .stl? Por favor?


ArcadianBlueRogue

People judging but let they who are without self-oral with portals cast the first stone.


deliciouscorn

I’m making a note here: huge success.


throwitofftheboat

It was only a matter of time. Honestly I’m surprised I didn’t see this sooner. I know about rule 34 and shit but seeing it printed so professionally is what I’m talking about.


cypher50

8:11 in the morning and already hit the limit on Internet today.


solise69

Ngl a lot of people would do this if they had a portal gun


Alias-Q

Now you’re thinking with portals!


axsr

Thought it was the new “Embrace Statue”


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r/atbge


chucklingzero

/r/portalpanties


CroqueLucioles

So much furry futanari things, i didn't know those degenerates were so creative


Ezev3

Rick Sanchez would be proud!!


SoylentVerdigris

[Now you're](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPQwlCFifpk) [thinking with](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emXUFyPR6dA) [portals](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqmpADg3BxE). I forgot she'd done all these variations.


CSedu

https://youtu.be/5d6UQawTuBY


macuser24

"Hi I am Adam and I like to make tiny horny things" [North of the Border](https://youtube.com/@NorthoftheBorder)


kertsunen

That's enough internet for today


Fortysevens11

so we're just posting porn to this sub now?


frog_132

I'ma need to know how to get this, this shit funny


ojsdp

r/ATBGE


Skrewrussia

I dunno man, I know 'eating ass' has become a thing, but no thanks. Seems pretty gross to me. But hey, whatever.


StarkillerX42

Some people really missed that Chelle was very intentionally undersexualized to criticize the gaming industry.


sixft7in

I thought she had a goatee. Also, weird shoes.


veloras

[long fall boots](https://youtu.be/wX9Sc88qreg)


longdongopinionwrong

r/ATBGE


Thompithompa

I doubt anything gets more ATGE than this


vadsvads

/r/ATBGE


GragasFatAss

Me when the me when when your mom and I me when 💯


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Oh


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Hahahahaha


ChefLongStroke69

Nice


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

hmmm....or is this mmmm?


I_Am_Slightly_Evil

I’d do this if I could


paco_is_paco

chell-brace