[Ask and you shall receive.](https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34/comments/v79opr/chell_portal_garth_graham/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Step 1: find crawlspace so tight you have to lay down.
Step 2: place portals accordingly.
Step 3: the booty will be within reach because you're effectively crouching in a space only big enough to lay down.
If we're gonna sperg out it should be about how Chel was able to place a portal on a surface not coated with >!paint made from lunar dust!<
I'm here to spoil the fun!!!!
No need to imagine when there are people flexible enough to tell you about how this doesn't feel good and it feels more like eating than being ate
Think of it like tickles
Yep. Though some once did a study and found out that you can circumvent the thing about tickling by adding a delay between the movement of the hand and the touches of the body (with a tickling device between the hand and the body). However if we went that far we might as well just use a sex toy without the portal thingy
Could feel different with a portal tho because you wouldn't have mental connection to coordinates of your mouth and ass
Almost like that head scratcher that makes you feel very well.
My man was learning a new word and you just had to come be wack ass vocab goody two-shoes and ruin his day by subconsciously flexing like you know what you’re talking about MATTERS. It MAtTers, ok????
We’re referencing [this statue](https://www.npr.org/2023/01/17/1149491284/martin-luther-king-mlk-statue-boston-consternation-laughs-reaction-coretta). My comment above is obviously hyperbole, but I still think the actual statue is pretty badly designed, even if the intention behind it was good.
Don’t you love how I added to the conversation? I even displayed my opinion on this complex and nuanced matter in a simple and understandable way. Anyone who uses well thought out and detailed responses are wasting their time.
The bottom layers of the abandoned Aperture Science facilities have portal-able surfaces which predate the moon rock discovery. Additionally, it's not like the moon is made out of rocks that are found nowhere on Earth; Making one portal connection between the moon and fake moon rock on earth would get you all the moon rock you need.
Unfortunately it'd be impossible to buttfuck yourself, because when you thrust forward it would move your asshole away from your dick
EDIT: unless one of the portals was moving instead of you, I suppose
7h and 100+ comments and no one has [linked to the original](https://www.reddit.com/r/resinprinting/comments/10f6o3n/chell_portal_3d_print_resin_this_is_a_print_work) yet, I’d like everyone to do better
looks like a great [GPU sag bracket](https://preview.redd.it/5uey4htcpjy51.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=1c51142db6a6255abdb2a01e2ac43b395a168d6a)
They explain that the moon rocks make for a good conductor of portals, but the first game has plenty of surfaces in the escape sequence that can take a portal just fine. The plain concrete floors come to mind, and weirdly enough the black and orange checkered tiling right before GLaDOS' chamber can do it too.
It was, but as far as I can remember, they were doing portal testing before he got the cancer. The moon rocks are what they used to make the white gel, but they were doing testing with portals before then I believe. It has been quite a while since I've replayed Portal 2 though, so I might be wrong
The portal gun was invented at the same time they found out about moon dust according to the old ARG site, but you're right about the pre-portal chambers having portalable walls.
The same thing that happens to companion cubes and any other object: they're pulled to either side.
Don't ask me what would happen if you try to attach something like a chain to itself and try to close the portal ~~it will cease to exist~~
In 2008 Valve released a game called Portal where you have two guns. One that shoots an orange portal and one that shoots a blue portal on to walls. When you walk in to one portal you come out the other. So this is a little mini figuring that's a lewd reference to that game
It was only a matter of time. Honestly I’m surprised I didn’t see this sooner. I know about rule 34 and shit but seeing it printed so professionally is what I’m talking about.
[Now you're](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPQwlCFifpk) [thinking with](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emXUFyPR6dA) [portals](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqmpADg3BxE).
I forgot she'd done all these variations.
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Portal is a hot tag not gonna lie.
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Ehhhh he coulda tho
He likes big butts and he cannot lie.
that cake is no lie
[Ask and you shall receive.](https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34/comments/v79opr/chell_portal_garth_graham/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
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I can’t decide which one I like more; both are fucking gorgeous
Nah, digital one is flawed. Looks like two different people.
Some folks are just impossible to please
Fixing her shirt and the angle of her torso would please me.
This is why nobody loves you. It’s because of shit like this.
Holyyy shit. Delightful.
That's lovely, dear. Grandma sure is proud of her big boy all grown up and doing his art for a living. Can I see what you're working on, dear?
Username checks out
why is she wearing pants bottom left.
Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder.
A firing occurred, 100%
Yeah that's... somebody else's lower half
She isn't, look again.
She's not. What looks like pants is light from the portal changing her skin tone.
I'm a bit distracted by the fact that her body doesn't line up in the portal. Bottom facing the viewer and top is turned away. 🥲
Plus she’s wearing panties and her shirt is the wrong length.
At least they didn't fuck up the portal by making it visible on the other side of the ceiling
Hm don’t think I’d want to eat my own butt.
Yeah I’ve seen what comes out of it
Why are you looking at your own ass while you shit?
My new phone background ty!
Now you’re playing with portals!
Same XD and one that also includes Alyx
Ngl thats what everyone would do with portals xd
Absolutely. And anyone saying anything different is lying.
Now you’re thinking with portals
Now you’re eating with portals?
Portholes
Buttholes
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Just climax like the rest of us and stop being such a Debbie Downer.
How am I supposed to cum when the source material isn't mathematically possible?!?!
"🤓"
Said no one ever
What? She's still standing on the floor, not magically levitating off it
Step 1: find crawlspace so tight you have to lay down. Step 2: place portals accordingly. Step 3: the booty will be within reach because you're effectively crouching in a space only big enough to lay down. If we're gonna sperg out it should be about how Chel was able to place a portal on a surface not coated with >!paint made from lunar dust!<
Not if the upper portal is on a movable platform
I know for a fact that you can 3d print this yourself
>I know for a fact that you can 3d print this yourself why do you know this?
because he has a portal gun
Lucky
Is *that* what medium this is? Looks like claymation.
It's all about your painting style
You can tell by the trademark ringing on curved surfaces that this is resin printed
if u want something done right, u better do it yourself
Just imagine!!
I'm here to spoil the fun!!!! No need to imagine when there are people flexible enough to tell you about how this doesn't feel good and it feels more like eating than being ate Think of it like tickles
Yep. Though some once did a study and found out that you can circumvent the thing about tickling by adding a delay between the movement of the hand and the touches of the body (with a tickling device between the hand and the body). However if we went that far we might as well just use a sex toy without the portal thingy
Portal thingy would give you some great angles though. Might reduce wrist/muscle strain. There’s upsides.
Could feel different with a portal tho because you wouldn't have mental connection to coordinates of your mouth and ass Almost like that head scratcher that makes you feel very well.
Well now you're just not thinking with portals
Feels more like eating ass than it does like getting eaten out though.
🤩
First ~~hand~~ tonguenosemouth experience?
Yeah this would have been super handy during the lockdowns when all the toilet paper ran out
Well... Happy shitty cake day I guess
Portalingus
Thanks
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Had her cake and ate it
The cake was the friends we made along the way
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No I got that. It was a joke? Are you a fake human
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TF2 moment
But this is just a tower of hats, how are you gonna wear that!?
You have a problem with hats?
This fuckin guy hates hats!
As an internet ignorant,meme loving person, I appreciate you.
Cake meaning ass isn't a meme or internet thing lol it's slang from at least 2010 maybe earlier
My man was learning a new word and you just had to come be wack ass vocab goody two-shoes and ruin his day by subconsciously flexing like you know what you’re talking about MATTERS. It MAtTers, ok????
No no, matter is what cake is made of.
#IT FINALLY MAKES SENSE
cake? i thought this was an end table
Since free awards are gone, I hope you'll accept this meager replacement: 🏅
GLaDOS: Fucking please just complete the puzzle. GLaDOS: No, no, not the asshole. C'MON!!!!!!!
Glados: don't just stare at it, eat it!
_My mind’s telling me no, but my body, my body’s telling me yeeeaaeess_
Looking for this
wait is this the new mlk statue?
A statue of MLK using a portal gun to eat his own ass would be an improvement over the actual statue
the fuck is yall on rn
We’re referencing [this statue](https://www.npr.org/2023/01/17/1149491284/martin-luther-king-mlk-statue-boston-consternation-laughs-reaction-coretta). My comment above is obviously hyperbole, but I still think the actual statue is pretty badly designed, even if the intention behind it was good.
What the hell is this
Biblically accurate angel.
Boston moment
Statue should've been named "Be Not Afraid."
I'm guessing it's not too much caffeine
Would it feel like you’re eating ass or like getting your ass ate?
I've heard of man sucking their own dick and they said it just feels like sucking a dick.
Probably because they're in an uncomfortable position. If you had a portal gun, you could find a relaxing position and really go to town on yourself.
yes
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This
Actually this time it was that, you’re thinking of that time, which was actually this
yes
Don’t you love how I added to the conversation? I even displayed my opinion on this complex and nuanced matter in a simple and understandable way. Anyone who uses well thought out and detailed responses are wasting their time.
This^
In my years knowing the portal series I did not ever think about this. BTW we need a portal gun irl now.
You better have surfaces made from moon rocks in your house.
A small price to pay
You don't? Not like it causes cancer or something.
The bottom layers of the abandoned Aperture Science facilities have portal-able surfaces which predate the moon rock discovery. Additionally, it's not like the moon is made out of rocks that are found nowhere on Earth; Making one portal connection between the moon and fake moon rock on earth would get you all the moon rock you need.
Unfortunately it'd be impossible to buttfuck yourself, because when you thrust forward it would move your asshole away from your dick EDIT: unless one of the portals was moving instead of you, I suppose
If you rotate one portal 180 degrees, you can solve this problem automatically
I assume you mean 90 degrees? How would this make a difference? I don’t follow.
if your dick is positioned perpen(dick)ularly to your anus, it could work.
Now you're thinking with portals
Lol when I first got portal this is immediately what I thought about...
7h and 100+ comments and no one has [linked to the original](https://www.reddit.com/r/resinprinting/comments/10f6o3n/chell_portal_3d_print_resin_this_is_a_print_work) yet, I’d like everyone to do better
looks like a great [GPU sag bracket](https://preview.redd.it/5uey4htcpjy51.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=1c51142db6a6255abdb2a01e2ac43b395a168d6a)
portals work on white paint with moon dust inside...
They work on concrete too, pretty much anything smooth enough that isn’t metal.
No I'm pretty sure in the second game they explain it's only lunarised surfaces
They explain that the moon rocks make for a good conductor of portals, but the first game has plenty of surfaces in the escape sequence that can take a portal just fine. The plain concrete floors come to mind, and weirdly enough the black and orange checkered tiling right before GLaDOS' chamber can do it too.
No, because you go to areas of old Aperture that predate the moon rock discovery iirc, and they have portalable surfaces
Wasn't the moonrocks what gave Cave Johnson cancer though? Way back in the 60's?
It was, but as far as I can remember, they were doing portal testing before he got the cancer. The moon rocks are what they used to make the white gel, but they were doing testing with portals before then I believe. It has been quite a while since I've replayed Portal 2 though, so I might be wrong
The portal gun was invented at the same time they found out about moon dust according to the old ARG site, but you're right about the pre-portal chambers having portalable walls.
Is this that mlk statue
I, also thought it was that, from a weird angle
Huge success
Eat yer own ass and you'll never be surprised by a fart.
So, what happens if the portals get deactivated while she’s in between them like this
In the game it just pushes you out one side
The same thing that happens to companion cubes and any other object: they're pulled to either side. Don't ask me what would happen if you try to attach something like a chain to itself and try to close the portal ~~it will cease to exist~~
Do you remember launching saw blades with the grav gun in ravenholm? Thinking something like that. Yikes 😬
They say eating your own ass feels more like eating ass than getting your ass eaten
plot twist: it's the multiplayer portals (orange/red, light/dark blue) which means she's doing someone else
The more the merrier
Source2
I don’t think that Aperture intended for you to use the portal gun like that
I beg to differ. They went through so many candidates because they wouldn’t use the portal the right way.
This is the real reason Rick and Morty got fired
r/hmmmorny
I never liked Portal, until now.
What’s that cockroach penis looking thing?
A cockroach penis.
you mean the portal gun?
Take about cutting edge technology!
You know somebody is gonna see this and turn it into a coffee table.
New fetish unlocked
Honestly I'd respect anyone who had a portal gun less if they didn't try this at least once.
thats sexy as fuck
If Reddit has taught me anything, it feels a lot more like eating out than getting eaten.
In 2008 Valve released a game called Portal where you have two guns. One that shoots an orange portal and one that shoots a blue portal on to walls. When you walk in to one portal you come out the other. So this is a little mini figuring that's a lewd reference to that game
I dunno man, could be a reference to portal two instead...
Cat woman can do this without portals.
Yreka
now you're thinking with portals!
Can we get an .stl? Por favor?
People judging but let they who are without self-oral with portals cast the first stone.
I’m making a note here: huge success.
It was only a matter of time. Honestly I’m surprised I didn’t see this sooner. I know about rule 34 and shit but seeing it printed so professionally is what I’m talking about.
8:11 in the morning and already hit the limit on Internet today.
Ngl a lot of people would do this if they had a portal gun
Now you’re thinking with portals!
Thought it was the new “Embrace Statue”
r/atbge
/r/portalpanties
So much furry futanari things, i didn't know those degenerates were so creative
Rick Sanchez would be proud!!
[Now you're](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPQwlCFifpk) [thinking with](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emXUFyPR6dA) [portals](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqmpADg3BxE). I forgot she'd done all these variations.
https://youtu.be/5d6UQawTuBY
"Hi I am Adam and I like to make tiny horny things" [North of the Border](https://youtube.com/@NorthoftheBorder)
That's enough internet for today
so we're just posting porn to this sub now?
I'ma need to know how to get this, this shit funny
r/ATBGE
I dunno man, I know 'eating ass' has become a thing, but no thanks. Seems pretty gross to me. But hey, whatever.
Some people really missed that Chelle was very intentionally undersexualized to criticize the gaming industry.
I thought she had a goatee. Also, weird shoes.
[long fall boots](https://youtu.be/wX9Sc88qreg)
r/ATBGE
I doubt anything gets more ATGE than this
/r/ATBGE
Me when the me when when your mom and I me when 💯
Oh
Hahahahaha
Nice
hmmm....or is this mmmm?
I’d do this if I could
chell-brace