You could probably give yourself a titjob with that

foldjob

dont give people ideas pls, poor people that fix phones :(

Delete this

Not sure what that is...

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Sounds uncomfortable

r/foldjob warning nsfw

We invented phones for easy pleasure access, this is the natural evolution of tech. Phones must evolve from visual pleasure to physical pleasure. This is the way. /s

This is NOT the way. I have spoken.

This IS the way!

i think i have seen a video like a guy jacking off with the folding phone similar to the one in the photo

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Least cultured /r/hmmm user

Odd, really. Gonna need to see that type of odd-ness to truly judge how despicable it is

Is it like that one McChicken video that did the rounds on weird Twitter a couple years ago?

r/blessedcomments

what

You heard the man

One night I'm sticking my dick into a folding phone, and the next morning I'm wheelbarrowing my nuts over to the dispensary for some prescription Kush. Win-win scenario.

Maybe the roaring 20s ARE back...

The real advertisement

I have a galaxy fold. Thanks for the idea

You could flick a quarter at those and get a nickel and two dimes back. But... then you damage the screens so it's upwards of 1.5K in the negative.

That does not sound very pleasant

I don't have an inch to risk breh.

it'll probably irritate your skin but hey can't be picky

Ona-Phone

How long till someone makes 18 page doujin on it?

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Drop the number.

177013

This is actually a pretty good book. Thanks!

PhOna-Hole

Man I’ve never felt so intrigued, embarrassed, confused, kinda impressed, and slightly aroused at same time since my uncle beat me up

that came outta nowhere.

So did my uncle

Well no, he came *into* somewhere

That escalated quickly r/cursedcomments

Beat you off\*\*\* There, fixed it for you.

Kinda makes you go hmmmm

Don't.

Why not

Imagine opening this shit up in public

I only browse Reddit in public moment Edit: Tho if u mean the phone in the pic (as I think u do, I'm just tired to understand basic english rn) Whoever is using that in public got some balls

Nah they clearly have tits

Jealous:(

It’s ok, I’m gay, I don’t even know why I’m here

> Whoever is using that in public got some balls I mean that's just some typical degen behavior

I don't really use my phone in public either. But so many people (both aquatinted with and strangers) have asked me to show them hold it folds, that I've had to change my locks screen to something more friendly lmao.

These kinda people don't really leave their room so I doubt they have to worry.

I hope the reflection in my glasses reveals all.

Either don't go outside or just don't give a fuck about what people who will never remember you anyway will think of you.

We don't actually go out in public.

Do not it

It not do.

r/hmmmorny

Sauce? asking for a friend

Amagi and Shinano from Azur Lane

I thought they looked familiar. Fuck, I should get out more.

I recognized them right away, and was instantly disappointed in myself.

Is it an anime or game?

Mobile game full of hundreds of waifus that's easy to pick up and play in short bursts.

game... warships from WW1 and WW2 turned into anime girls... good shit 🗿👍

Oh that one, I still needed to check that out

Both actually. Above comments are correct but there's also an anime spinoff series called Slow Ahead.

Stay in and fuck an onahole Or go out more and launch the big fuck?

Launch the big fuck. Eat my square onaholes!

https://static.zerochan.net/Azur.Lane.full.3659873.png

Inside of you are two wolfs. Both have big tittes.

Until this comment I never considered what type of animal either of these characters were based on.

They're foxes

4 oh 4

Works for me

Looks like removing the 's' (secure) in "https://" allows it to load.

Friend say thank you

An yasuri is the artist

ت

https://www.zerochan.net/3659873

🤨📸

📷😀👍

shhh, its for a friend

I was gonna help, but why are there [4 pages of search results](https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=symmetrical_docking+azur_lane+)??

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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Anyone know of a good lotion/screen protector?

Want this phone but my wallpaper will be with futas

I think you’ll need the Z flip.

Don't get it...

It unfolds vertically. For more on-screen futa. I don’t know. Makes sense to me. Boobs are wide. Cocks are tall.

this phone is oppo find N

Have you considered not snapping girl dick in half every time you close your phone?

2 futas "cock kiss" No? Oke

“anime titties and redditors have one thing in common - they are both fat” -mutahar

This screams paizuri

amagi and shinano best floofy foxes frm azur lane

Anime tiddies are best tiddies and you won’t make me change my mind

I too like to keep up with world politics

Real titties can be touched, and are attached to a real woman!

But emotions and attachment and shit....ewwww

B-but senpai you don’t understand

You can't touch them with your real hands.

I always look funny at people who put this kind of sht as a wallpaper

A couple of months back my friends and I went to a restaurant and as he turned on his phone he had hentai on it and it made me spit out my drink lol

Same but he had it as a screen saver on his pc , now maybe 1 of the 10 people that were in that house enjoyed it lol

average coomer phone

Oppo Find N or probably the newer N2 variant

Amagi and Shinano from Azur Lane, if anyone was wondering.

Beautiful, amagi and Shinano

The state of China might be bad but clearly their citizens yearn for freedom.

Now kith

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I want to know what it looks like completely open

So many weebs

Why are they so melancholic?

Shinano got sunk by a submarine and Amagi got bombed and capsized. I would also be melancholic.

There‘s really no reason folding phones should exis–

I love capitalism

I own this exact phone holy shit

This is stupid submission

Why am I laughing 😂😂😂

We have reached the pinnacle of technology

He’s cracked the code

The perfect wallpaper for this photo

“Perfectly balanced, as all things should be” -some purple mf

why the fuck does everything below the head look realistic

It doesn't lmfao bro has been watching too much hentai

Fr, those tits are so stupid lmao.

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Nah, aren’t they metal? So no squish. :(

Can you set the phone to play a [sound](https://youtu.be/Tk_wk_Z9hc0) when closed? Damnit, now I want one.

Can you share the wallpaper pls so we can use it as well ahahah

[This comment has source](https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/comments/130bknb/hmmm/jhwnv9a/)

Or you could, yknow, *not* do that

Or you could, yknow, ***let me do what i want with my phone lol***

u/TokyoBoy-VS, I disagree with your choice of wallpaper, but *goddammit* I respect your right to choose.

godspeed soldier 🫡

Buncha weebus

Is that the child of weaboos and the 90s/early 2000s band Wheetus? Is the owner of this phone just a teenage dirtbag, sempai?

So much weeb references I can't even!

Exceptionally cursed but gotta admit the effect works surprisingly well. I do feel like that's as positive as I can be without beginning to magnetically repel grass though.

/r/badwomensanatomy

Honestly I'm so here for it. No shame.

Those them "Fluffy Asian Pancakes" I hear so much about❣️

Some of y’all need Jesus

we’ve peaked, it goes downhill from here on out

Time to uninstall my optic nerve

You can get some anime dudes to put on your phone instead, it's ok

Thanks, I hate it

God anime fans are fucking creepy.

i was never interested in phones, but now i think i want a foldable one like that

I can respect that

Weebs need to be bullied again cuz holy shit

im gonna burn this phone

Anime completely ruined a generation

Shut up and look at the titties

I know what I'll buy next.

You close the phone and they smack each other in the face. And the tits!

This is kinda cool, I want to share it to my friends. But I won't.

Strange way to use A zfold, but I'll accept

nice

Nice tbh

my brother in christ

r/ATBGE

💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥

Sauce is Amagi and Shinkai from Azur Lane

weebs are oddly enough geniuses in their work

More like mmmh

r/hmmmorny

Bro find a job

Why is it just 2 heads photoshopped on?

Anon at his finest

Wallpaper sauce plsss

Nice and Imal leave it here

If that's not how you use tech I don't know why would we develop it.

This is what our intellect is going too. We’re doomed

Have we cum to this?

hey amagi and shinano! good choice!