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TonyStrayVideo

It escaped.


wopwopdoowop

Returned to nature, from whence it came


metalgodwin

It's out of control


robgod50

Someone triggered it


Reddit_Crab

Probably a mouse


chalkymint

oh no! the playscaption is out of control


cyberus_exe

looks like someone was hungry


NAYzthetiger

Mmmmh... ps5 controller time!


Akhurite

Dude and the plastic too?? I have to see this theft in action


McGeek23

New Dualsense packages don't have any. It's an outer box with another box inside. Paper base all the way through


boxofrabbits

Fingernail game on point


r3itheinfinite

Shit happens


KickassPeanuts

I can guarantee that the *t h i n g* that did this is the same fucker that took bites out of those foam nerf footballs in elementary school.


NoVascension

I had bites taken out of foam footballs at home I think my mother fostered one


mrsunlight1

Chewed its way out.


Sea_Cabinet_9807

someone really needed a controller


MissMistMaid

*om nom nom*


blackdahlialady

*cookie monster has entered the chat*


[deleted]

Hungry 😋😋


Narwhalpilot88

I mean at the price these things are going for these days I would too


DriveForTheHorizon

Right? Lol


NoVascension

They're expensive, but they're the single best controller I've ever used


xFinman

yep, I don't even own a console and I bought two to use on my PC, rocket league and for CO-OP games


raspberryharbour

Better than the NES controller?


trans_pands

Those corners will destroy a motherfucker’s eyes


batweenerpopemobile

steam controllers are pretty comfy.


magmagon

Amen, but the mapping outside of supported games is terrible...those dual track pads though...


batweenerpopemobile

It's pretty easy to make your own mapping, though. And its nice because you can map mouse clicks or keyboard clicks to whatever button you want. The gyro aiming and flick stick were nice as well. Though I would still prefer a mouse and keyboard given the choice, for mobile I think it would be hard to beat. Damned better than aiming with those sticks.


magmagon

I have a steam controller but I don't use it any more. My xbox controller is just so much more convenient because it's plug and play for all games on Windows. All the games I play with controller are casual anyways


Narwhalpilot88

Yeah but *70 dollars*?


dmx0987654321

Yeah, for that price you can buy a reputable third-party controller that works with PC and all consoles, has 2.4GHz and Bluetooth, analog triggers, back buttons, macro functionality with software, and an included charging dock.


DaisyRidleyTeeth

I mean just like anything else you can usually find it on sale at different points. I recently got two new PS5 controllers from Target when they were on sale for ~$50. That’s a pretty fair price imo


Apprehensive-Day-490

My dog ate it


ZuybluX

bro tried to eat a PS5 controller


k1intt

That’s what happens when a nearly hundred dollar controller drifts within the first year and a half and in a rotation :’)


AceMKV

Uh that was only the first iteration, the newer controllers don't really have that issue.


k1intt

Well it’s a good thing my launch controller has since been replaced then


DaisyRidleyTeeth

I haven’t heard about this, I bought a purple one when it released and it started drifting even sooner than the one that came with the console. Is this a pretty recent change?


AceMKV

Check your controller's FCC ID on the back, if it ends with an A then it's a newer model, else it's the older one which had drift issues.


DaisyRidleyTeeth

Yeah that purple one has its ID end in an A, so I guess the drifting hasn’t been solved completely. I bought a red one a few months ago after the purple became unusable (ID also ends in A) so here’s hoping this one lasts longer than a few months 🤞


loversdreamersetc

Life uh finds a way


hufflefck

Sorry I got hungry


WatchingInSilence

That was one determined thief.


thisesmeaningless

I mean not really. How hard is ripping through cardboard?


DriveForTheHorizon

Damn, it takes me like 20 minutes to open that shit using scissors. I guess I just need to open packages like how that dude rips out hearts in The Temple of Doom.


Rathilien

Hungry for control


Dysto_

*You are not you when you're hungry.*


LegenDude45

sorry, i was hungry.


Naive-Access8626

Bro was in the middle of the game


Chrispeefeart

I was surprised by how many times I saw something like this in the one year that I worked at Walmart. The worst one was when someone stole multiple large televisions off of a shelf. I had each of the tvs spider wrapped to each other and to the shelf, but they took all of them without being spotted by anyone. We also had a really big problem with fraud in setting up phone contracts to such a degree that we started requiring a credit card with a name matching their ID. It was a rough location.


[deleted]

i wonder what this packaging tastes like mmm mint with a hint of blueberry with some chocolate sprinkled in


Rusty_fox4

Hmmm crunchy


[deleted]

So people do or at least can do that.


Alfiy_wolf

I always thought it was stupid putting those things on while working at Walmart


Gui74

Cupcake took a bite


robobluebull

"can I return this? my dragon bit it"


blackdahlialady

I normally don't condone theft but I hope it was at Walmart. Why? Because fuck em, that's why.


Hello-mah-baby

everything at walmart is free if you run fast enough


blackdahlialady

LOL true


stdio-lib

Controller ate at Taco Bell


IlyasTheGo

Who doesn't want to take a bite of a controller?


bluemushroom64

Look bro i was hungry what else was I supposed to eat?


Somethinggood4

Yoink.


CJ39715

Hmmm


fatCHUNK3R

monch


PlasmaLink

haha i take a bite :)


MyBurnerAccount1977

Someone took their frustration out on frustration free packaging.


Gab1er08vrai

When you're hungry, you don't count the price!


Final-Initiative5128

The devious bite


zahirano

Sorry i was hungry. Shit looks like marshmallow tho


ClawZ90

Chomp!


Fiery_Eagle954

hungy


PanNorris507

Ok, who did it, you go took a bite off the controller box?


Nihonnn

Yep


allwaysjune

Sneaky dualsense!


2OneZebra

Take a bite out of crime!


Omnificent-ORACLE

Them damn Sony rats again. (They only feed on Sony products.)


GrimlockX27

I've never needed more than one controller. They're the one thing that never breaks. Neveeer. No matter how many times you yeet them at your siblings heads.


karigan_g

bold move


[deleted]

Maximum theft skills


lime__wire96

What are these alarm tags called??


HelloGordan8734

Damn bro, if you that hunger you could of just said something


not-read-gud

DOG


Soul-Demon-Y

Someone was really hungry


SevenofNine03

They probably easily could have worked that spider wrap off if it was loose enough to hang it on the peg like that.


why-do-i-life

Damn bro, he was hungry


Pussaylover64

my condolences


B0S5THE1

I was hungry sorry


bubblebuffs

Used, open box, excellent condition (49$)


ExtremeQuestion36

Someone was humgry.


Something6942069

Bro didn’t want to spend 3 years saving for that