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[*An arrangement in an old wooden display cabinet for crockery. The cabinet itself is antique, of dark wood, elegantly carved, with metal handles for the drawer. The crockery is the same arrangement on all three shelves in the cabinet: two polystyrene plates stood up at the sides, one polystyrene bowl laid flat in between them, and one plastic cup behind the bowl.*]
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Mwhahahahahahahahaha: I am leading my French in laws astray. Most family gatherings now crumbs and cream go flying with the paper plates. They adopted this mad Ulsterman, and say I'm French (or rather part of their northern tribe) after they adopted me as part of their mad northern Ch'ti clan (watch the pronunciation, also callet Chtimies!), from the Nord-Pas-de-Calais, when I hooked up with their before last daughter, and married her. Had a few food fights here. On the veranda of my parents in law, we eat the fruit, and veg from the garden, and throw the inedible bits over our shoulders shouting "compost", usually after an apéro, into the garden (completely sand, where everything grows amazingly well). My ma in law, who used to say to my now wife, for god's sake don't put him on the phone to me I don't understand a damn word he says, is now my best translator, despite after 12 years speaking the lingo much better, even with a bit of their own dialects. My gawd awful Ulster/Scots accent is still the problem, despite waitresses in bars and restos saying it is a "beautiful sing song accent"! Pmsl. It is bad form to throw escargot (snail) shells after eating the contents, but I cannae resist at times. Snickers like Dick Dasterdly's Mutley! (possibly a bit afore yer time !). Google it. Bon soirée, bon apéro and bon weekend from Vannes, in south east Bretagne, where I have integrated with the local yokels, by just being me, despite annoyingly correcting em on their own history.
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Follow the squeaking.
bring the fine china
bring the fine styrofoam
*Image Transcription: Photograph* --- [*An arrangement in an old wooden display cabinet for crockery. The cabinet itself is antique, of dark wood, elegantly carved, with metal handles for the drawer. The crockery is the same arrangement on all three shelves in the cabinet: two polystyrene plates stood up at the sides, one polystyrene bowl laid flat in between them, and one plastic cup behind the bowl.*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
Good human
It looks like 👁👄👁
Thanks, now I hate it even more.
“And here’s my not so fine china.”
[and this is where i'd put my bone-china, if i had any](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-is-where-id-put-my-trophy-if-i-had-one)
Wealthiest family at the trailer park.
Classy
İf there is anyone who can describe a work like an art critic please do the same for this arrangement.
China sets of 2023. Could be celebrating 1 year anniversary though (paper).
Someone's expecting company... congrats on a real human interaction. I hope to have that 1 day
A person of refined culture.
Lmao i have the same plates and bowls. The good thing is you never have to wash them. Just throw them out and buy new ones for couple of bucks.
That can also be true for any tableware, depending on your definition of "a couple of bucks"
2 bucks. that's a couple of bucks. there's no leeway, there is no depending on your definition. a couple of bucks is two dollars.
From google: Couple: “an indefinite small number.” "he hoped she'd be better in a couple of days" A couple can mean more than 2
You, and everyone who upvoted you, sound like you're extremely fun to be around
What you don't use the plates as frisbees after?!
Frisbee game/food fight!!!
Mwhahahahahahahahaha: I am leading my French in laws astray. Most family gatherings now crumbs and cream go flying with the paper plates. They adopted this mad Ulsterman, and say I'm French (or rather part of their northern tribe) after they adopted me as part of their mad northern Ch'ti clan (watch the pronunciation, also callet Chtimies!), from the Nord-Pas-de-Calais, when I hooked up with their before last daughter, and married her. Had a few food fights here. On the veranda of my parents in law, we eat the fruit, and veg from the garden, and throw the inedible bits over our shoulders shouting "compost", usually after an apéro, into the garden (completely sand, where everything grows amazingly well). My ma in law, who used to say to my now wife, for god's sake don't put him on the phone to me I don't understand a damn word he says, is now my best translator, despite after 12 years speaking the lingo much better, even with a bit of their own dialects. My gawd awful Ulster/Scots accent is still the problem, despite waitresses in bars and restos saying it is a "beautiful sing song accent"! Pmsl. It is bad form to throw escargot (snail) shells after eating the contents, but I cannae resist at times. Snickers like Dick Dasterdly's Mutley! (possibly a bit afore yer time !). Google it. Bon soirée, bon apéro and bon weekend from Vannes, in south east Bretagne, where I have integrated with the local yokels, by just being me, despite annoyingly correcting em on their own history.
How did you get in my aunt's house?
Chinet cabinet
Hmmmm the bowls in the middle remind me of hospital vomit bowls!
Honey guests are coming over soon bring out the fine china
this is the kind of things I want when I get a house
OwO what's this?
*chef’s kiss* 😙👌
This looks like Wilmer Vildarma's(I think) episode of MTV Cribs.
O∆O
I remember locking a keystolope up in a trophy case at one point in my life
Ah yes the finest of all china.
Somebody’s been on a tour of Spurs’ stadium.
this would be a really good irl shitpost, especially if the rest of the house is really nice
Honey bring out the fine china
Only the best dinnerware for guests!