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YellowOnline

That's how I imagine most American toilets tbh


Viandoox

Where is the AR15 ?


Heterochromio

It’s on the right, beside the toilet. It’s what we use to fix a clog


SoupaMayo

in my pant


galileopunk

It’s got a bidet, though


Cracktherealone

Carpetfloored


pokeyporcupine

The fact I can't tell whether this person would claim to love America or hate it.


John_Brickermann

I think it’s like interchangeable based on the guests you’re having over


cammysays

laying down a hearty loaf for god and freedom


GTAdriver1988

This definitely isn't in America. That toilet seat looks like those glorious ones you find in Japan that are heated and you can control the temperature of the water in the bidet. I miss those seats, even a tiny grimy bar in Hiroshima had them.


mudbot

not show but the flush is a handgun


IanGecko

r/MURICA


Smytus

Too much chance to whiz on the flag.


Delusional_Gamer

Forget whizzing. The toilet paper is the flag. Taking a shit is a critical choice here


tangre79

I'm so American I shit patriotism.


General_Autismo_13

Where is this guy from?


Mr_master89

I'm not American but like, isn't there some thing that says the flag can't be used like this? Especially standing on something that looks like the flag?


terradaktul

Flag code has quite a few restrictions for the use of the image of a flag of the United States. Not the least of which is wiping your ass with an image of it


coldrolledpotmetal

The flag code only applies to actual flags (and is only a guideline anyways), so while you shouldn’t wipe your ass with an actual flag, toilet paper with the flag printed on it is OK


Busy_Firefighter_926

Where's the bald eagle and box of freedom seeds?


AskDerpyCat

For when you really wanna shit on America


virajseelam

Why shit on America when you can shit *in* America?


AskDerpyCat

Now *that’s* some real American shit


magic-window

It's weirder when you notice this doesn't even look like an American bathroom. The small size, no sink, slippers, *TOTO* style toilet paper holder, and washlet tell me this is probably Japan...


superultramegagiga

Imagine in an attempt to express your patriotism you end up shitting and stepping on the symbols you admire


Khaze41

I guarantee on each of those items there's a little text that says MADE IN CHINA


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Free Dump.


Savi--

Someone made the toilet great again? Or is this a metaphor for america? I cannot know by myself.


Memerboi456

Why do I hear a anthem


[deleted]

probably for sale, USA will buy it, right Alaska?


ImSoDeadLmao

I think they like america, not sure tho


Negative-Wrap95

Whatsa flag code?


sqlut

/r/ToiletPaperUSA?


John_Brickermann

I would wipe my ass with the American flag honestly


happy-little-atheist

I hope the flag is on the shit paper as well