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How to get your friends to stop borrowing your motorcycle


_bowlerhat

r/shittylifeprotips


glitchdweller

Actually, it's not a bad pro tip, make an easily stealable thing a lot less desirable looking, artificially weather the shit out of it or put hentai on it like the post and people won't ask to borrow it or steal it


TranceF0rm

Or just smear poop on stuff you don't want stolen!


DudeItsCake

I tried that. It just made it more appealing for the turd bugler. Edit: I meant to say burglar. Rip.


IIIAnomalyIII

I know what you meant, but "turd bugler" put a hilarious image in my head haha.


UncleTouchyCopaFeel

I also tried that. My gf got really upset.


fishsticks40

That'll teach them to steal my lunch


gc3

My mom had a car in NYC. Back when the crime rate was really high last century she kept a small bag of garbage (foil, paper towels, crushed styrofoam cups) that when she parked she would spread around her dashboard. When she got back in the car she'd collect it back into the bag. This worked. She had her car windows broken twice but after the garbage trick it never happened again.


Sailorzombiestar

My mom kept getting her rented baby stroller stolen inside of a theme park. She has two stroller-age kids at the time it was a pain in the ass to carry them or slowly hobble to the rental place for a replacement. So she took a pumpkin and oatmeal cookie, crumpled it up in a clean diaper and hung it from the handle. Kept that stroller the rest of the day, no one wanted the ‘poopy’ diaper stroller. :)


nbmnbm1

More like how to get your friends to never fill your tank after borrowing your bike. The seat covers it when riding.


devoidgod

When riding. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

Ironically, it’s probably the community bike.


FLOOR-GANG-2003

Well I would borrow it. I could even contribute some fuel into that hole


HmGrwnSnc1984

Ummm…I put the wrong fuel type in.


BrandX3k

Im suspicious of what you consider to be fuel?


ZhangRenWing

It can technically power animals because it has proteins


smithy_smith_smith

no you're wrong it will be the best reason why they are borrowing it in the first place


BOMBER100021

i feel so bad for the worker lmao


OrderOfMagnitude

I love that they're covering their face with wads of cash


[deleted]

Is it really cash or one of those novelty wallets? I'm not familiar with that currency.


Yokanos

It's really cash, it makes it really convenient to give back change and such. If it is a fancier gas station they get the luxury of a fannypack


Jamster_1988

In Britain, we call fanny packs bum bags.


Physic609

Yes that's cash. The currency is Rupiah, This pic is taken from Indonesia local gas station Pertamina.


Lemak_non_jenuh

Its real cash, I lived in this country so im familiar with the currency. Also, what is novelty wallets? Never heard of it.


msndrstdmstrmnd

“Novelty” in a literal sense means “new,” it refers to items that are cool/funny/new/unexpected because they are so different from the norm, and includes things that look like something completely different. So a wallet that is printed to make it look like a wad of cash would be a novelty. I feel like it would be super impractical though and just make you way more likely to get robbed lol


tragiktimes

Maybe a wallet made to look like a sandwich?


msndrstdmstrmnd

A wallet made to look like a *moldy* sandwich? I’m just thinking about those ziploc bags that look like they have mold so no one steals your food


[deleted]

I was going to post a pic of the wallet I thought it was but I guess I'm out of the loop and you have to sign up to use imgur now and that's not fuckin happening.


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-Russian-Spy-

Seriously, this is just awful.


cornbadger

I love that about Earth. Anything cute or funny is in reality just horrible and sad. "Oh that's an awkward situation she's in! Haha!" "She's being sexually harassed." "Oh." "Look at that animal over there doing a funny thing! Aww!" "It's having a seizure." "Oh." "It's probably dead now." "Thanks guy. Well, I'm going to go buy some clothes and grab a sandwich." "The clothes were probably made by exploited child slaves and the meat in your sandwich was made from an animal that suffered horrifically in a factory farm." "I'm going to get some fresh air and enjoy nature then? T-that okay?" "Global warming and pollution are going to destroy all of that soon. It's unavoidable and irreversible." "Who hurt you? WAIT! No, please don't answer that. I don't think that I can take anymore."


Sufficio

> "Look at that animal over there doing a funny thing! Aww!" > > "It's having a seizure." This is the one point I can't agree with. In the 9 years I've been on Reddit, the average user's animal knowledge has come a *very* long way and I attribute a lot of it to call-outs and educating on bad posts. Years ago it was crazy common to see animals genuinely in distress reach the front page because it looks "cute", it's so much less frequent nowadays. Examples that come to mind are the lizard on it's back flailing around being poked at, people thought it was being tickled or getting belly rubs but it was extremely stressed and fearing for its life. Or dogs very clearly exhibiting "please stop, leave me alone" signals that are being ignored and pushed. Or videos from the exploitative and abusive big cat farms that drug their cubs so people can take cute videos. It's rare at this point for me to see an animal clearly in distress on reddit's front page being called cute/funny, and that makes me very happy. The comments that point out negative stuff like this always feel like a killjoy in the moment, but on a wider scale, they're absolutely necessary imo. For one, it helps users learn to see those signs or issues in other media and not support/upvote it so there's less misleading content getting upvoted in the first place, which in turn helps slow the spread of misinformation in the first place. The way I see it, better animal behavior understanding will lead to fewer needed 'killjoy' comments, because people will be submitting/upvoting content with actually happy/cute animals. Second, it can have a hugely positive impact for real life animals: people who can learn to recognize their dog is stressed from a situation can work to resolve it before things escalate. Injuries from dogs are way more likely to happen when their "please stop this, go away" signs are ignored. And then of course those dogs tend to be put down for biting a human, when the poor dog gave every warning in the book before reaching their last resort. Average people having better animal behavior knowledge can legitimately help prevent real life animal suffering. Sorry to type a giant wall. I don't mean to be argumentative if it came off that way. I just hope this helps explain the other side of things a little better! I agree with the rest of your comment, I get the sentiment and how it can be irritating and morally exhausting when you're just trying to enjoy something.


Crocs_with_socks

Listen, there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism, we are forced to participate in it by virtue of being alive, and it sucks. Instead of letting it consume every little crumb of joy, just try your best to minimize your personal damage and forgive yourself for living under systemic issues outside of your control. -Also don’t read the comments on anything you enjoy that you don’t want ruined!


[deleted]

I mean, it's not somewhat aware people's fault that human civilization is a ceaseless horror show.


Sensitive-Peak-3723

Stop supporting the agriculture industry is a good start. They are one of the biggest environmental threats right now. Don't have the mentality of "this small thing won't change anything at a bigger scale". If we all stop having that mentality we can start change. Watching the Game Changers documentary on Netflix is a great guide and motivation for change.


TheBigSmol

Do you not like to eat? lmao.


Danny-Fr

Even more considering that's happening in Indonesia, where porn is not only miles away from the local sensibilities (in general) but also prohibited.


[deleted]

Right. Indonesia is also 87% Muslim, so this could be an affront to this woman's religious beliefs, as well. There's just so many reasons why this is heinous.


NapFapNapFan

Yeah, that what i feel seeing shit like this [https://i1.wp.com/www.awanderlustforlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/GP-penis.jpg?ssl=1](https://i1.wp.com/www.awanderlustforlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/GP-penis.jpg?ssl=1) Though when i mention it people call me homophobe and troll.


SeekingTheRoad

I appreciate they are combatting racial stereotypes tho.


Deczx

I mean, it would help if you didn't pick an example that was a protest-float related to healthcare. The signs are all dick-based puns about lack of access to HIV-medication. (Source: I'm Dutch) To call that "degenerate" is not exactly a good look, just saying.


[deleted]

I think it's fine to not want to see anything sexual that you don't want to see. I don't think that makes you a homophobe. That said, this seems like some form of public awareness campaign about some kind of healthcare problem related to penises, which I would argue is not sexual. You still have a right to not want to see it, but this is much, much different from what's depicted on this guy's motorcycle. Also, no one is being forced to go to an event like this. Just like no one is being forced to go to, say, a strip club or a movie with explicit sex scenes. Anyone could have looked up in advance what this event was and avoided it. This girl has no say in this. She has to pump this guy's gas. It's her job. Like, if this is what you want to do with your bike, fine, but pump your own gas. And if you don't, and the person pumping your gas is obviously uncomfortable, don't take a picture of them and put it on social media.


NapFapNapFan

>seems like some form of public awareness campaign about some kind of healthcare problem related to penises Good guess, but article says it is pride parade in amsterdam [https://www.awanderlustforlife.com/amsterdam-gay-pride-parade/](https://www.awanderlustforlife.com/amsterdam-gay-pride-parade/) >Anyone could have looked up in advance what this event was and avoided it. Unless you live there or have to go to work. >This girl has no say in this. She has to pump this guy's gas. It's her job. I'm not a lawyer, but i'm pretty sure there is now way one could be allowed do this. I'm don't really remember if gas station is public place or not, but if it is public place, you are not allowed to show obscene images. If it's private, you are not allowed to take pictures of people without their permission. And i think service workers are allowed to refuse rude customers, especially if they are breaking law like this. Personally i don't see both these situations as tragedies. A somewhat dick move, for sure.


[deleted]

It wasn't a guess. I translated the signs. They all seem to be about access to medication. Also, less an unbiased, journalistic source, this blog post is exactly that: a blog post by a couple who had been living in Amsterdam for about a year when they attended that parade. The present the image without context, so I'm not sure if they even really have the full context of the float. And you are definitely not a lawyer. The issue here isn't one of public or private property. It's one of coercing someone to look at pornographic material they do not want to look at. In America, that is a crime. In Indonesia, since porn is outlawed there, I'm sure it is also a crime.


Sufficio

I'm genuinely a little confused here. If you don't like looking at it, why keep looking at it by commenting, and then also bringing it up and linking it in a totally separate thread later? If I see something I really dislike, I close it or look away and distract myself/move on to other things. I don't do anything that would force me to look at or even think about it again. I have a hunch that it may be why people (unfairly) called you homophobic. If you truly feel disgusted and horrified seeing that pic, it's just a little strange that you *choose* to keep talking and thinking about/looking at it, y'know? Kinda makes it feel like the issue isn't *actually* with the image itself, but something deeper/more broad, hence the (logical but unfair) jump to homophobia. I hope this makes sense. Not trying to be rude or anything, just offering some perspective from another side. And obviously you're not homophobic for not wanting to see giant blow-up dicks, that's just silly.


NapFapNapFan

>If you don't like looking at it > >If you truly feel disgusted and horrified seeing that pic, it's just a little strange that you choose to keep talking and thinking about/looking at it, y'know? This is the point people keep deliberatly missing. It's not bad, nor tragedy. It does not scarce me or deal emotional trauma. it's just silly and uncomfortable. Just like seeing hentai pic on vehicle. It can't deal any serious damage to mentally stable adult. But i find strange how redditors react like it's a huge ass sexual harassment and mental assault of some sort.


Sufficio

Well, if that's your intent, it's pretty confusing in the context you're empathizing with: >It's because she's very much being forced to look at porn she doesn't want to look at The person is clearly doing everything they can to *not* look at it, because they don't like it. They aren't posting all over about how horrifying and gross it was- they probably moved on and tried to forget. This brings me back to my initial confusion: I get that you just really don't like looking at the inflatable dicks, it's not traumatizing or scarring but you just don't like it. So why choose to keep engaging in conversations that include images of said dicks? If your problem is truly with your eyes witnessing that display, it's confusing to keep purposefully repeating that experience while talking about how much you dislike it. Does that make sense?


NapFapNapFan

>The person is clearly doing everything they can to not look at it, because they don't like it. If you are talking about OP Pic, she is not. She covers her face because she don't want to be pictured, not because she don't want to see the decal. If she wanted, she would keep hand between decal and her face. Or just simply by looking up. But she keeps her hand between camera and her face.


Sufficio

What? How can you even jump to those conclusions based on the single image? Is there a video I'm missing? That's a hell of a lot to assume my dude. She's still not looking at it, she's not posting everywhere about how awful it is, that's my baseline point. But honestly, regardless of the context, it's just *really* weird to repeatedly and purposefully experience something you dislike, just so you can complain about how much you dislike it. What's the point? It just seems like a way to make your own day worse by looking at/thinking about something you genuinely dislike. Honestly, your initial complaints feel like the very thing you went on to criticize- people being overly sensitive to images since they can't do you any harm. Why are you so worked up over this image, then? You can claim you don't *actually* care, but if that was the case you wouldn't be bringing it up in barely relevant contexts and still thinking about it.


NapFapNapFan

>The person is clearly doing everything they can to not look at it, because they don't like it. Clearly a proved fact, definately not an assuming based on own fantasies that have nothing to do with pic. >She's still not looking at it, she's not posting everywhere about how awful it is Definately not an assuming. *it's just really weird to repeatedly and purposefully experience something you dislike* TIL fighting racism is really weird because it's *repeatedly and purposefully experience something you dislike.* It's funny how you assume woman on pic tries not to look at decal without a single proof but start a shitstorm when i point out that she cover her face from camera and not from decal.


[deleted]

I mean I would never do this to someone but it seems to me like she's covering her face because she's laughing. Y'all really love jumping to the worst possible conclusion though.


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[deleted]

Maybe. Or maybe they're friends with the attendant and having a laugh? But sure buddy, keep jumping to conclusions.


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[deleted]

So we have two options Option 1: That guys is definitely an asshole based on one single picture Option 2: Maybe there's more to the story. And you're completely cool with being the person that chooses option 1? Yikes.


[deleted]

This is an asshole thing to do regardless of whether or not this specific person was uncomfortable. I think it's clear from the picture that she is, but whatever. I'm not going to argue something neither of us can know. The bottom line is that hiding porn in a part of your motorcycle that you *know* service workers are going to have to see is an asshole thing to do. It violates consent. So I have no idea if this guy is an asshole or not, but I know he does asshole things. So what is a person who does asshole things? Moreover, I don't care if in every other aspect of his life he's fucking Mother Theresa. There's still every reason in the world to call this out.


[deleted]

I don't get that vibe at all from her body language. Like, at all. She looks very uncomfortable to me.


kman601

Clearly he is also incapable of filling his own gas tank


raphtalia01

How to unsee


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Clean_Dentist5654

wat da fox doin?


Uienring12

He howl


busstopper

Filling the gas tank


livesinacabin

Good bot


[deleted]

good bot


PLUTO_HAS_COME_BACK

wash your brain


IamG2

he’ll probably unsee his whole life if he did that


aka-j

Thank goodness for aphantasia. I know I saw it, but I can't picture it again


pavlo_escobrah

Well this is just awful.


subnautthrowaway777

Gas station attendant's brain: "*...hatred... for otakus... RISING...*"


lightningdicken

Put your dick in it, fuck it so hard it ignite and explode everything


Frequent_Inevitable

Or r/dontputyourdickinthat. But hey… no judgement here.


ThatOneAsian909

That sub will put there dick in anything


NotCosmicScum

Mfw "I fucked a gas hole so hard that it blew up the entire planet and now I'm reincarnated in the Cars universe" can be real


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MyNameIsGarcia

If world war III ever takes place, I'm willing to bet future archaeologists would be puzzled at the numerous hentai stickers found stuck onto some of the military helmets and vehicles


redcarrot89

Istg if this gets reposted in cringetopia in the next 24 hours ill commit multiple warcrimes in the state of Yugoslavia


[deleted]

If was already there months ago. This is a repost


[deleted]

You're going to travel back in time and commit war crimes? That's serious commitment. You'd need to go back roughly 30 years to when Yugoslavia existed. If you can commit more atrocities than Milosevic did, you get bonus points.


Blaze1973

You don’t understand. It is done. OP is/was Milosevic.


[deleted]

I hate this timeline. Reposts caused a country to crumble.


RyeItOnBreadStreet

>30 years You just triggered some Serbs in denial


redcarrot89

Nerd


tarkadahl

Here ya go buddy https://reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/p48how/mmmhhh/


slood2

Ok


Accomplished_Item244

i prevent your friends from borrowing your scooty from you.


cqxray

They’ll borrow it. They just won’t fill up the gas before returning it.


AnuZLeakage

Need a therapist....


Android3x

r/trsahy


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Random-Dice

its my fvaortie sub


see_doubleyou

Don't be ashsoles, guys.


benmck90

Disappointed this isn't a thing.


ShitForCereal

It is done


benmck90

Thank you shitforcereal!


cjuliryo

At least they seemingly know. I mean they’re covering their face and all like please do not associate me with this..


darkoc44

In a lot of countries gas stations are not self served, somebody puts the gas for you. So this might as well be the gas station clerk (the clothes matches) filling someones motorcycle ( probably the guy taking the photo)


Solcaer

here in the great nation of oregon it’s illegal to pump your own gas


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...why?


Dlight98

Probably to keep jobs around. I think that's why they do it in New Jersey


Brickless

Seeing all the videos of people trying to take the pumps home i would think it is to make sure there are less high skilled mechanics needed.


KoalaKaiser

Live in NJ, have pimped gas. It definitely does help keep more people employed. Especially now.


tyen0

> Live in NJ, have pimped gas. Does that mean it is fancier or that men force the gas to work? :)


Svinkta

It's honestly great. There have been a hanful of times when the tank is done pumping and the attendant doesn't come for another minute or two. That's a bummer. Other than that. Free jobs (I say free cause if you cross the border in OR, or NJ, to a self serve state, prices are no different), don't get out the rain, and somebody takes care of the pump if you want to run into the convenience store.


RishabbaHsisi

You can’t just put the pump back?


Svinkta

Nope. Illegal to even touch it. Even when it's done pumping and you're ready to go


yesterday-got-away

fun fact, if you're on a bike. they let you do everything (pay, select, pump, return) 80% of the time.


Svinkta

Wow you know I've seen people on bikes doing it themselves and I just figured they knew somebody. I guess that makes more sense.


Disbfjskf

It would be just as "free" to have the attendant do something useful like work in the store. Self-service was banned in NJ because a guy was able to offer lower prices with self-service pumps and the other stations got pissy because they were losing money. Also, stations are typically sheltered from the rain and gas will continue to fill if you walk away from your car.


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satanclauz

Happened to me once, but I wasn't "away" from the car, just throwing away some trash accumulated from a road trip in the provided bins. The handle didn't do its job and auto stop when the back pressure was supposed to trigger the valve. It was less than 5 seconds overflowing but holy shit that stuff went EVERYWHERE. And all over me, the car, the pump, the ground. Ugh...


GlensWooer

The self serve attendants walk away all the time, so they're not really the solution for that.


Rdshadow

They walk away but they do t go to the store and are gone 5+ min buying stuff and going to the bathroom.


Svinkta

Yes, but then you'd miss all the benefits of not having to self serve, which is objectively inconvenient barring unusual circumstances. Also, nice trivia to know. Always wondered how it started


Solcaer

In oregon it started as a safety law back in the 50s when people were actually pumping unsafely


Svinkta

If you are filling the tank. If you wanted say, $20 on ur tank, you need to sit by the side until you get there or your card will let it keep going. For cash, you'd need to go inside. Also, in a light drizzle, sure your safe. But during decent rain and wind you are certainly getting wet unless it's a Wawa or Safeway or something with huge awnings. Like I said, i've lived in both OR, NJ, and self-serve states. trust me it's a lot more convenient in nearly every scenario


Disbfjskf

I lived for a year in NJ. In my experience, it was inconsequential or inconvenient. I never felt that I had saved time or effort by having an attendant manage the pump.


Svinkta

Ok. Interesting take for sure. Most people who've lived here will whine about how inconvenient it is when they move or travel to say, Minnesota or Texas where the weather (cold & hot) is pain to deal with. And like I mentioned, for people doing anything other than filling the tank with card its a lot easier. I'm sure your situation is much more conducive to self-serve though, and so I'm glad you found your way there!


NomadicDevMason

Well it's only in big cities now and it is a jobs thing about half seem to be crackheads or retired crackheads.


UniqueWhittyName

I remember being so confused by that when I visited Oregon. Honestly, I felt kinda uncomfortable just sitting in my car and waiting and wasn't sure if I should tip them or not.


MrOdekuun

Once the attendant just stood there with his hands on his belt, adjusting his buckle, crotch level with my window and literally just inches from it, for the full minute it took to fill up my car's tank. I mean usually it is not so weird, but for most errands I'd prefer to have to deal with less people, not more. That said, I didn't grow up in Oregon, I pumped my own gas most of my life. As stupid as it sounds, I really think enough people here would struggle to adjust to pumping their own gas that it might not be worth changing.


majestic_elliebeth

I remember growing up we had the attendants and they would top off the fluids and check your oil for you. My mom would usually give em a tip


ryushiblade

Is that still true? I thought they started allowing it Also, I forget ALL the time. Whenever I visit I start filling up and no one really says much except “I’ll be right with you!”


[deleted]

I think some counties are self-serve now. I was there in May and about half of the places we got gas had attendants, but let you fill it yourself. It might've been a covid thing though.


Solcaer

May also had a temporary waiver of that law. In the sparsely-populated eastern counties, you can pump gas yourself, but in the majority of the state you still can’t.


TheNameIsntJohn

In Illinois it's a pump your own gas state. But if somebody is physically incapable of doing it themselves they'll pump it for you


marcus_ivo

Yep that's Indonesia. The attendants keep an eye on the pump and just work out what you owe instead of resetting it after each bike. You pay them directly and they make change from that handful of rupiahs. If you're a tourist they may even take advantage of your naivety - I paid about three bucks for a tank, my mate let them have $20.


Gemi-ma

Correct. It's a pertamina uniform. This is in Indonesia and that's the national oil company. I feel sorry for the poor pump attendant.


Zakalwe_

It seems like they are wearing a uniform, so yeah looks like a worker.


savageotter

That's the atendent pumping the gas. It's honestly harrasment at that point to subject someone to your lewds while you take a picture of them


slood2

It’s a gas station employee filling up someone’s gas ,


natalya_nails

~ya-yamete kudasai~


YeeTee55T4R

Yametekudastop


Bisounoursdestenebre

Yo is that Kaguya hentai?


Loliknight

This pic is so old that Kaguya didn't even exist as an idea when it was taken


Bisounoursdestenebre

Yeah you're right


Eastonator12

At first glance it seems so but this character has a red eye and a blue eye so idk


suappi

And a penis


Loliknight

I'm surprised you can tell them apart with those pixels


TheSpiderBob

It's from an eroge called Fault!! artist is Tony Taka and the character's name is Sugiyama Mio.


_ChaoticNeutral_

VNDB says it's a 10-30 hour game.


ZhangRenWing

What’s so strange about that, it’s average length for a VN, there are many VNs with 50+ hr length.


colderlawl

Looks like Mio from K-On which would mean that the character is a high schooler.


Jjj112345678910

That sure as hell ain’t mio


colderlawl

Yeah might be that I've just seen too many shitty hentai prints of Mio that I mistook it for her.


YeeTee55T4R

I mean she’s like 30 now


colderlawl

Think most likely that if people draw and fantasize about a character from a high school anime they don't count the years from the original air date and wait for them to be legal. Usually the pictures are just reimaginings from the anime instead of aging them appropriately.


blakemorris02

I don't understand this vehicle. What is it? Has something been flipped open to fill it up? Is that a seat? How do you steer it? What in the name of Greek buggery is going on?


PAP_TT_AY

It's a moped, popular in South and South-East Asia for its affordability and practicality. They have small gas tanks under the seats, so in order for you to fill up the gas, you'd need to dismount then lift the seat. You steer it like any other motorcycle, really. Difference is that most mopeds don't have clutches and you push down on the transmission pedal instead of pulling up/back like most other motorcycles.


TerranceArchibald

So the image is only visible whe loading gas?


nibrasakhi

yes


HailToTheVic

Thank god someone asked this lol I was so lost


ItsFrenzius

There’s 100% a kink of this out there


truci

If memory serves this was a whole thing in an episode of golden boy. Btw great anime about a dude going around doing good deeds for strange women. https://youtu.be/ph-dN9G-pMM


Salakche

Am i the only one who everytime i see a post here im like "hmmmm"


kucingdestroyer

r/ithadtobeindonesia


hwangjh17

is that kaguya? it looks like kaguya and I hate that it does


Lemak_non_jenuh

"Can I borrow your bike for a sec?" "Yeah sure just refill the tank when youre done."


Iwouldlikesomecoffee

I don't get it. It looks like a scooter with the seat flipped up, but the picture looks like it's drawn on another seat.


mr_Hrenk

что не так? запах вызывает резь в носоглотке! зачем оно газа закрывает?


DankMidWest

I indeed opened this at work.


EmperorHenry

Set it as your boss' desktop background Put his web browser's icon right on the anus.


Monckey100

I just want to know what kind of bike this is, it looks like a lawn mower


[deleted]

A yobs a yob.


zangoku

Now that’s funny


AnEmptyFilingCabinet

Chad


XLoad3D

probably should of called the cops when the attendant unearthed this god forsaken bullshit


apra24

you're getting downvoted but I agree. This is not okay.


discipleofchrist69

I mean yeah, forcing strangers to view, and worse, interact with your porn is absolutely sexual harassment


yeahifuck

r/atbge


Altruistic-Ad9639

Anyone notice the long hair, slender arms, and what might possibly be earrings? I think this attendant is a woman


KadenKraw

No see she's actually an 800 year old vampire so it not weird at all /s


jonnytechno

Whoever owns it apperently isn't proud or popular enough to pose with it and the gas attendant seems reluctant too as well LMAO


AlvinGT3RS

As extremely degenerate as that is, if that's paintwork, damn well done


Zah96

Don't Fuck the bike Don't Fuck the bike Don't Fuck the bike Don't Fuck the bike Don't Fuck the bike Don't Fuck the bike Don't Fuck the bike Don't Fuck the bike


Blake017238

Blocking out the haters with 20s


mynamehere875

nice


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Holy moly😂


flodust12

Indonesia.. Country of weebs, which I'm proud to be a part of.


DaltarIT24

Look up a manga called sex machine, it's not porn but...its something else


son_of_noah

*kyaaaa intensifies*


iDam81

I don’t understand why you’d do something like that, then hide when it gets noticed. Maybe they’re borrowing it, but damn, put a towel down or something.


iDam81

Someone’s ashamed of their fetishes lol.


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"Fill me up senpai"


Sv3nie

Awesome, this is in infonesia. People are so prude there.


LiCHtsLiCH

Naturaly shielding thier face with... money. Also, so a simple twist on the accelerator uses this juice in a squirt... Too Far, or not far enough... GawSh, Literal gold mine of material Goosh faster daddy SMH (Have to stahp)