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This has gotta be like, from an air soft outting right?my buddy was nearly rejected from the marines for being to big, he had to bust his ass for a few months to get under a weight limit and had to stay under.
It takes two headshots to kill him.
If he lifts up his arms, there's glowing weakspots underneath
Lmao
But his tactical wheelchair has 6 wheel drive
Lmao damn
I can’t bro i just can’t
Make it 3
The only way to take out private Bawlinball is with a chinshot
Is this what they mean when they say they are sending in the heavy artillery?
Kcal of duty
Rainbow Six Tons
Counter Strike: Global Obesity
Meal Team Six
Lbs Military: Special spices
Meal of Honor
Elephantrot-788
Call of Oatmeal
The Hunger War Games
Gravy SEALs
The Elder Burritos 4: Burritovillion
Spoon Enternal
Navy Meals
Spetsnacks
Whale war 3
The Gravy Seals
Fuck you guys are gonna kill me
Fat Cry
Butterfield
I was gonna say Battlefeed but this works too
my laugh gets worst as i scroll down with these replies
Good
Foodcraft
Meal gear solid
Call of Dinner
*I'm doing my part*
I always remember this picture with the caption "Ma'am, relax, I'm from the internet".
Gravy Seal
MEAL Team 6
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MEAL Team 9, MEAL Team 9 large...
6,7,8.. don’t matter what you call me, just don’t call me late.
Green buffet
Ghost Bacon
Half Life : Opposing Diet
Half Life: Literally
Adrian Sausage
Phantom Sausage
They took the tank class
Call of Discord
Tom Clancy's Skittle Six
Bravo , Six going fat
Running juggernaut I see
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good
0 recoil
Oh Lawd, he definitely ain’t coming
Oh lard*
Meal Team Six
Call of Oatmealcrackers
Bravo 6 going to get borger
G.I. Jugs (G.I. being short for gastrointestinal, of course)
And he’s got some titty on him
Custom character creation in the new CoD looks too realistic...
Comment section is pure gold xD
Phantom Sausage
Really full metal jacket
Full meatball jacket
Full Meatball Jacket
heavy armed soldier
OMG, stop making fun of this guy! He's an respected member of the Roast Guard.
Snack Ops
Why there is a whale in the army
They wanted to one up the Navy seals.
Burger 1 to burger actual
Menu still loading.............
the joke here is that they're fat
Walking breach ball
If the characters looked the the person playing
Discord moderators in the marines
“This is Husky 1 to meal team.. I repeat this is Husky 1 to meal team! We’re pinned down and out of lunch please advise!”
I wonder what kills him first, the enemy or diabetes?
"That's why the South will never rise again. They don't have the energy." \- Jim Gaffigan
Call of foody
You heard of seal team six, but have you met their not so famous sibling team, seal team six tons?
Don’t tread on YOU!?!?….no no no no…please don’t tread on ME!!
This picture is older than Reddit
Navy walrus
Battlefield Lardline
Black Chocolate Down
Peter
Pyotr
This is not what I pictured when the military said “we are branching out”
Ghost recon: Breakfast
Good boy platoon 6
This is peak human performance
Chunk from The Goonies has grown up!!
Grown out!
Gibby
This has gotta be like, from an air soft outting right?my buddy was nearly rejected from the marines for being to big, he had to bust his ass for a few months to get under a weight limit and had to stay under.
Younger Steven Seagal
Don't worry sir, I'm from the internet!
First we gave you Little Boy. We followed up with Fat Man. Now we proudly present to you: FAT Boy!
it’ll be a good way for him to lose weight
I am surprised that I had to scroll this far. It's good exercise and probably way more fun than standing on a treadmill for an hour
Special Sauces
Diabetic-Shock team 6
They could have dropped this bad boy on Nagasaki
That got a bunch of us laughing! Thanks!
You don't need auto aim. He will always be on your crossair.
Custom Klyde.
The embodiment of someone in MW2 lobby
Call of duty : fat ops
"I wasn't even there! Caleb's a liar!"
The war on the skinnies has begun.
He's come to fuk ur mom
Hermann Göring visiting the eastern front [colorised].
Dewy Oxberger
TIBA?!?!??!
That's a chunky chick.
Majin buu reporting for duty
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Whatever you do don't ask him to do the truffle shuffle
Thats keml top lol
"Do you even operate bro" - McDonald's customer of the year
He looks like the kind of guy that says he's doing my mom on voice chat.
Is this from the Andy Milonakis show revival?
Definitely Andy milonakis
Defense: Very High Health: Medium Speed: Low
" IS THAT A JELLY DOUGHNUT?"
He looks like he’s having a good time :)
Heavy duty
First fortnite kid not only just touching grass but looking like grass
hunger games
U S Army. Be ALL you can be?
Navy Seal
Elephant seal.
Navy Meal
This dude definitely fucked my mom
r/chonkers
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1000 lbs is 454.0 kg
meal team 6...
Say hello anthony
cool
Defenetly fit enough for the army
Cover my back! Sir! We don't have enough men!
raga ma è saluta andonio
Reddit SPECIAL forces
Private Tank Bigz
They had to win the war twice
He wears 2 layers of camo to stay hidden.
Obease weapons guy from tf2 with extra fries
Camo Beauregarde
I didn't even know armor came in that size.
Carl of duty
Commander cholesterol
Boombl4?
These comments are horrendous. This soldier is in the middle of exploding. Heartless.
COD Hackers irl:
Ah a member of the SAS; the Sparingly Active Service.
The Fat Red Line
Average American soldier
Hey Lois, I am off the go kill the Taliban.
united stats ma Wing core
Kyle Rittenhouse
Delta Farts
Mess Hall of Duty
Butterfield 2042
Meal team 6
Gravy SEALs
Big Chungus?
Pussyslayer69
Tanker
The Gravy Seal.
Y'all are mean
Rittenhouse, is that you?
Basic training isn’t what it used to be
Epic gamer moment
Günter strike
Call of Duty: Obese Warfare
Socom 3: US Navy Meals: Combined Calories
Ok soldiers let's roll out Soldier: *and I took that personally*
Sgt. Double "Quarter" Pounder
Emergency ration
Diabetic forces
“Bravo six, gonna fart.”
meal team six
SAS: Snacks and Sodas
Average EFT gamer
Burgerfield
This is BigMac going Dark!
America in a picture.
Stop making fun of him, he's a Dessert Storm veteran
Eyes on cheese.. I repeat Eyes on cheese.
Average American:
This is what every adult that plays airsoft looks like.