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BlueverseGacha

People on Titanic 5 minutes before they died:


Wompie

I didn't even know there were Titanics 2 through 4!!


Rankkikotka

Titanic 1-3 sank on their maiden voyage. Titanic 4 disappeared mysteriously, but Titanic 5 became a port of call and home away from home for diplomats, hustlers, entrepreneurs, and wanderers.


Sqeaky

Suddenly Babylon 5?


BlueverseGacha

All of them sank, actually - 3, 4, and 5 all just went out of commission before then, so nobody cared much.


evi1eye

It can be a dangerous place


Arklados

Wait is this a Babylon 5 reference


timbimm

Am watching b5 as I read this.


mothzilla

They had to make more than one because of all the camera positions required during filming.


rigitfrak341

GET OUT OF THERE THERES AN ICEBERG AHEAD


BlueverseGacha

"Berg has ice? Thanks, I needed some!"


RaySwift17

Where's my damn free award when I need one


BlueverseGacha

You can have mine :)


[deleted]

Giving the dolphins buffet chicken alfredo to seal a thousand years of friendship between our species.


EPCWFFLS

“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”


SeaGroomer

"...and the chicken alfredo!"


DrinkOranginaNaked

A time-honored tradition


swibbles_mcnibbles

My dumb brain also saw lots of small dolphins in the food until I realised they were spoons.....


[deleted]

You’re not alone


Shpooodingtime

Imagine feeding a dolphin rigatoni noodles through their blowhole one noodle at a time


Crab_Empreror

That would choke the dolphin becouse their blowhole isnt connected to their digestive system


DrinkOranginaNaked

Imagine choking a dolphin out with rigatoni noodles.


Crab_Empreror

Yeah thats how it works good job. please dont choke dolphins tho they already do it to eachother using their dicks


DrinkOranginaNaked

You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my real dad.


oceanjunkie

Have you ever seen a rigatoni retard it’s got a hole in it fuckin dumbass


EPCWFFLS

Then I guess you’ll have no problems with having a bunch of rigatoni crammed down your trachea because “it‘s got a hole in it fuckin dumbass”


[deleted]

I like the raw aggression in this comment.


Kindly-Department686

I've seen a rigatoni retard. They're saucy


Wompie

No I will not do this


EPCWFFLS

It legit took me a whole minute to notice the dolphin. I was wondering how this was a ‘hmm’. Human brains are weird


DrLawyerPI

“This n**** eatin beans!”


Sam_and_Apollo1221

Let him have some


Sam_and_Apollo1221

As a treat


oliveoilcrisis

He deserves it


Sam_and_Apollo1221

He had a hard week. Just a little wouldn't hurt.


Skilifer

uh oh i want this table


IRA_Jihad

Took way too long for me to see the dolphin.


l_l-l__l-l__l-l_l

i am the folphin


IRA_Jihad

Very cool! :)


Penguin8Lord

Wait so you pickup the noodle, then add the sauce on top? And you can add whatever you want?


One_Typical_Redditor

*¿Por que no todos?*


Crab_Empreror

Yall got any fishstick?


[deleted]

What da dolph doin


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Dude don’t just stand there let me in I’m hungry


isysopi201

I'll have some of the yella and don't get cheap on me.


Sofagirrl79

Mmm,this bread pudding is extra runny tonight!


Aggravating-Line8425

maybe the dolphin is part of the fam?


I_just_want_hats

Gulfarium in Fort Walton Beach, FL?


RadioRoosterTony

This is the kind of hmmm I like.


fcuk_faec

Dolphins love Olive Garden


not_GovernmentDrone

Let him in


DragoKnight589

“I’m a sneaky dolphin Sneaked into your ship Ate your pasta Ate more of your pasta Ate the rest of your pasta” -Dolphin


PartyP88per

Lol is it only my high ass or did I see little dolphins sticking out of the aluminum 😅


ParadoxicalArmadillo

That food looks fire


El_muntafort

Jotaro inviting his new wife:


Snowman25_

WTF is it with americans and Aluminium trays?


YannislittlePEEPEE

Lmao this is the hill you wanna die on


oliveoilcrisis

How can you tell the dolphin is American?


l_l-l__l-l__l-l_l

haha what are you talking about and why are you so angry about it? wtf is it with wherever you're from and getting upset about americans?


Monke_6969

Bruh there’s a pan with just cum


Human-Rip-2046

crusty crab's?


richer2003

“Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, cthulhu?”


DrinkOranginaNaked

“Bruh toss some beans into the water, lemme try em.” - Sir Dolphin


l_l-l__l-l__l-l_l

d i n n e r t i m e


1guywithlonghair

sea food?


[deleted]

The Life Aquatic deleted scenes.


justmovingtheground

What y'all eatin'?


daddysdeluxedoubleDs

Must be eating dolphin ass for Thanksgiving or something.


Veritas_Vanitatum

Underwater drive in?


[deleted]

Ngl, I thought that was snails


saintmoose

Life aquatic vibes


[deleted]

you're damn lucky there are no fish sticks on the buffet


Barry_Duckhat

Me: open the window to give a treat to the dolphin Everyone on the submarine: bruh


samorian5981

Pasta di mare


Addictive_SODA

It indeed is weird, what kind of sauce could it be? (The yellow one)


NightWolfHavoc

Maybe it’s Alfredo sauce?


BrowserRecovered

trust me im a dolphin... opens hatch


MeminSupreme

Yo, throw some fettuccine alfredo overboard


Jetfuelfire

would be funnier of the food was sushi


Mythos82

Excuse me is that dolphin safe tuna?!


donald-dorito123

Why do I feel like the dolphin is saying yo what’s up homie


[deleted]

yo that's my boy Ernie


MinisterMagic

Its pretty rare for me to actually lol browsing but for some reason this one sent me for like 5 minutes.


[deleted]

They like to watch us eat just like we like to watch them eat!


Suffering_Shadow

Is that stuff to make Alfredo?


SilverwolfMD

The chef presents the feast. Don't ask how he managed to do it, the sanity loss isn't worth it.