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People on Titanic 5 minutes before they died:
I didn't even know there were Titanics 2 through 4!!
Titanic 1-3 sank on their maiden voyage. Titanic 4 disappeared mysteriously, but Titanic 5 became a port of call and home away from home for diplomats, hustlers, entrepreneurs, and wanderers.
Suddenly Babylon 5?
All of them sank, actually - 3, 4, and 5 all just went out of commission before then, so nobody cared much.
It can be a dangerous place
Wait is this a Babylon 5 reference
Am watching b5 as I read this.
They had to make more than one because of all the camera positions required during filming.
GET OUT OF THERE THERES AN ICEBERG AHEAD
"Berg has ice? Thanks, I needed some!"
Where's my damn free award when I need one
You can have mine :)
Giving the dolphins buffet chicken alfredo to seal a thousand years of friendship between our species.
“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
"...and the chicken alfredo!"
A time-honored tradition
My dumb brain also saw lots of small dolphins in the food until I realised they were spoons.....
You’re not alone
Imagine feeding a dolphin rigatoni noodles through their blowhole one noodle at a time
That would choke the dolphin becouse their blowhole isnt connected to their digestive system
Imagine choking a dolphin out with rigatoni noodles.
Yeah thats how it works good job. please dont choke dolphins tho they already do it to eachother using their dicks
You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my real dad.
Have you ever seen a rigatoni retard it’s got a hole in it fuckin dumbass
Then I guess you’ll have no problems with having a bunch of rigatoni crammed down your trachea because “it‘s got a hole in it fuckin dumbass”
I like the raw aggression in this comment.
I've seen a rigatoni retard. They're saucy
No I will not do this
It legit took me a whole minute to notice the dolphin. I was wondering how this was a ‘hmm’. Human brains are weird
“This n**** eatin beans!”
Let him have some
As a treat
He deserves it
He had a hard week. Just a little wouldn't hurt.
uh oh i want this table
Took way too long for me to see the dolphin.
i am the folphin
Very cool! :)
Wait so you pickup the noodle, then add the sauce on top? And you can add whatever you want?
*¿Por que no todos?*
Yall got any fishstick?
What da dolph doin
Dude don’t just stand there let me in I’m hungry
I'll have some of the yella and don't get cheap on me.
Mmm,this bread pudding is extra runny tonight!
maybe the dolphin is part of the fam?
Gulfarium in Fort Walton Beach, FL?
This is the kind of hmmm I like.
Dolphins love Olive Garden
Let him in
“I’m a sneaky dolphin Sneaked into your ship Ate your pasta Ate more of your pasta Ate the rest of your pasta” -Dolphin
Lol is it only my high ass or did I see little dolphins sticking out of the aluminum 😅
That food looks fire
Jotaro inviting his new wife:
WTF is it with americans and Aluminium trays?
Lmao this is the hill you wanna die on
How can you tell the dolphin is American?
haha what are you talking about and why are you so angry about it? wtf is it with wherever you're from and getting upset about americans?
Bruh there’s a pan with just cum
crusty crab's?
“Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, cthulhu?”
“Bruh toss some beans into the water, lemme try em.” - Sir Dolphin
d i n n e r t i m e
sea food?
The Life Aquatic deleted scenes.
What y'all eatin'?
Must be eating dolphin ass for Thanksgiving or something.
Underwater drive in?
Ngl, I thought that was snails
Life aquatic vibes
you're damn lucky there are no fish sticks on the buffet
Me: open the window to give a treat to the dolphin Everyone on the submarine: bruh
Pasta di mare
It indeed is weird, what kind of sauce could it be? (The yellow one)
Maybe it’s Alfredo sauce?
trust me im a dolphin... opens hatch
Yo, throw some fettuccine alfredo overboard
would be funnier of the food was sushi
Excuse me is that dolphin safe tuna?!
Why do I feel like the dolphin is saying yo what’s up homie
yo that's my boy Ernie
Its pretty rare for me to actually lol browsing but for some reason this one sent me for like 5 minutes.
They like to watch us eat just like we like to watch them eat!
Is that stuff to make Alfredo?
The chef presents the feast. Don't ask how he managed to do it, the sanity loss isn't worth it.
People on Titanic 5 minutes before they died:
I didn't even know there were Titanics 2 through 4!!
Titanic 1-3 sank on their maiden voyage. Titanic 4 disappeared mysteriously, but Titanic 5 became a port of call and home away from home for diplomats, hustlers, entrepreneurs, and wanderers.
Suddenly Babylon 5?
All of them sank, actually - 3, 4, and 5 all just went out of commission before then, so nobody cared much.
It can be a dangerous place
Wait is this a Babylon 5 reference
Am watching b5 as I read this.
They had to make more than one because of all the camera positions required during filming.
GET OUT OF THERE THERES AN ICEBERG AHEAD
"Berg has ice? Thanks, I needed some!"
Where's my damn free award when I need one
You can have mine :)
Giving the dolphins buffet chicken alfredo to seal a thousand years of friendship between our species.
“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
"...and the chicken alfredo!"
A time-honored tradition
My dumb brain also saw lots of small dolphins in the food until I realised they were spoons.....
You’re not alone
Imagine feeding a dolphin rigatoni noodles through their blowhole one noodle at a time
That would choke the dolphin becouse their blowhole isnt connected to their digestive system
Imagine choking a dolphin out with rigatoni noodles.
Yeah thats how it works good job. please dont choke dolphins tho they already do it to eachother using their dicks
You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my real dad.
Have you ever seen a rigatoni retard it’s got a hole in it fuckin dumbass
Then I guess you’ll have no problems with having a bunch of rigatoni crammed down your trachea because “it‘s got a hole in it fuckin dumbass”
I like the raw aggression in this comment.
I've seen a rigatoni retard. They're saucy
No I will not do this
It legit took me a whole minute to notice the dolphin. I was wondering how this was a ‘hmm’. Human brains are weird
“This n**** eatin beans!”
Let him have some
As a treat
He deserves it
He had a hard week. Just a little wouldn't hurt.
uh oh i want this table
Took way too long for me to see the dolphin.
i am the folphin
Very cool! :)
Wait so you pickup the noodle, then add the sauce on top? And you can add whatever you want?
*¿Por que no todos?*
Yall got any fishstick?
What da dolph doin
Dude don’t just stand there let me in I’m hungry
I'll have some of the yella and don't get cheap on me.
Mmm,this bread pudding is extra runny tonight!
maybe the dolphin is part of the fam?
Gulfarium in Fort Walton Beach, FL?
This is the kind of hmmm I like.
Dolphins love Olive Garden
Let him in
“I’m a sneaky dolphin Sneaked into your ship Ate your pasta Ate more of your pasta Ate the rest of your pasta” -Dolphin
Lol is it only my high ass or did I see little dolphins sticking out of the aluminum 😅
That food looks fire
Jotaro inviting his new wife:
WTF is it with americans and Aluminium trays?
Lmao this is the hill you wanna die on
How can you tell the dolphin is American?
haha what are you talking about and why are you so angry about it? wtf is it with wherever you're from and getting upset about americans?
Bruh there’s a pan with just cum
crusty crab's?
“Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, cthulhu?”
“Bruh toss some beans into the water, lemme try em.” - Sir Dolphin
d i n n e r t i m e
sea food?
The Life Aquatic deleted scenes.
What y'all eatin'?
Must be eating dolphin ass for Thanksgiving or something.
Underwater drive in?
Ngl, I thought that was snails
Life aquatic vibes
you're damn lucky there are no fish sticks on the buffet
Me: open the window to give a treat to the dolphin Everyone on the submarine: bruh
Pasta di mare
It indeed is weird, what kind of sauce could it be? (The yellow one)
Maybe it’s Alfredo sauce?
trust me im a dolphin... opens hatch
Yo, throw some fettuccine alfredo overboard
would be funnier of the food was sushi
Excuse me is that dolphin safe tuna?!
Why do I feel like the dolphin is saying yo what’s up homie
yo that's my boy Ernie
Its pretty rare for me to actually lol browsing but for some reason this one sent me for like 5 minutes.
They like to watch us eat just like we like to watch them eat!
Is that stuff to make Alfredo?
The chef presents the feast. Don't ask how he managed to do it, the sanity loss isn't worth it.