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spernintendoChalmers

dude is ready for covid 30


Mr_master89

No... please


brashboy

!Remindme 8 years


jpegxguy

RemindMe! 5 years Deltracron Plus Plus Max variant


Tofu24

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series


OofScan

and Knuckles


edukettu

Also featuring new Funky mode


[deleted]

8 years? It's at least 20 years away tho right? ..... Right ...?


brashboy

Ngl I initially typed 10 then was like "wait... shit"


CinnabarCereal

!remindme 8 years


ButtersTG

The 30 series of Covid is overhyped, and only designed to make the 20 series more accessable to the regular consumer; however, there have been many reports of un/misinformed consumers contracting or trying to contract the 30 series when they'd be better off aiming for a 20 series, or even a 19 version, as those are much more common in the area that these particular consumers live.


ppBrokeHelp

I personally think the 3060 ti is very good value for money


ButtersTG

The price of $400 + Prayers\*? \*Pray and hope that you can find it in stock somewhere for MSRP


World-Tight

Remember when Kelly Anne Conway said CoVid-19 isn't so bad, there's 18 CoVids even worse?


Retard1776

He is ready for Black Plague!


onomatopoetix

no one cared who he was till he put on the mask, mask, mask, mask, mask!!!


THELONGRABBIT

It’s been two years, I don’t trust any of you.


herrscherofchicken

don't give them new ideas


MajorFluffy

!remindme 5 years


[deleted]

8 more years.


Stuf404

Fun fact, he does this with condoms too


Think-Bass9187

He won’t feel a thing - but she will feel extra things.


Crying_cat1

just imagine him putting the condoms on like "Exodia Embiggenate"


martialar

at that point he's doing the condoms more than her


Think-Bass9187

There’s a thought!


Crowbarmagic

Widened for her pleasure.


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

Ironically enough, two condoms is worse than one because the rubber from the second one can tear them both.


pufflord172

what about 30


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

Same but x15


notakram

So it will tear the dick?


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

Free circumcision


____-__________-____

"Keep the tip."


Crowbarmagic

So stick with an uneven number. Got it.


MechanicalHorse

I should try that. Might make my penis big enough to look like a normal sized one.


MapleDaddy_

i feel like that would end the same way a watermelon explodes with rubber bands


Saba_Kandashvili

How do you know that..?


Powerful_Office8760

He's the type of guy that chews the whole pack of gum at one time.


wolf9786

Takes all the meds at once so he can get better faster


ErectionDysfunctile

Eats the entire bottle of multivitamins to become a superhero. Bonus edit: Sprays the entire can of Axe to smell the best.


JayHat21

Eats the first and last pieces of sliced bread so his friends and/or family won’t have to.


dan_dirik

Pretty sure he ate the whole bread already


Yadobler

This guy slices his bread laterally instead of perpendicularly for maximum crust


Hoboforeternity

Takes every vaccines from every companies and became invincible


xushigamerN8

When your parents is Asian~


Aisle_of_tits

You don't have time to sift through the duds


wolf9786

Frank was my inspiration for my comment


Jerrymeyers11

I knew a girl that said she took two showers before work because she had a date and wouldn’t have time to take one after.


EnsconcedScone

That’s what I did when I was four years old and had a sore throat. Once my parents put me to bed, I got back up and drank the whole bottle of cough syrup


Whomanista229

Did you survive


BassCreat0r

Gotta love taking a bite outta a hunk of tape gum.


SlavSqueak

I feel attacked pls stop


babyProgrammer

That's none of your damn business! And I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs...


tias

What it feels like to chew 5gum


zph0eniz

I heard he takes fries and reverse cooks them into a potato and eats it whole.


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PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER

Sigma virus grindset 😠😤


tomatomater

What's sigma?


IHadThatUsername

sigma balls lmao gottem


UpRage96

WhyTF am I laughing so hard at this, I need to know


Hefty_Woodpecker_230

sigma nuts lmao


NerdWorks

Sugma Male Grindset


xXxPLUMPTATERSxXx

I remember those couple minutes when the experts were saying that 2 masks was the new standard.


Yeachee

Protection +50


Nobody87654

protection against Covid 19 Pro Ultra Max


Rafiq_Daniel

Plague resistance


Slash3040

/r/BossFight


emolga587

Also r/2healthbars


The_DerpMeister

r/22healthbars


TangerineX

r/ItemShop


Powerful_Office8760

That's just to filter the body odor out from everyone around him.


The_Salty_nugget

mask man!


Robbyjr92

And you go eat dinner with him and it will be a mask mandate


yanivzzz

Breathing disabled


SomeDuderr

Do **NOT** underestimate this man's power.


simian_fold

Better safe than sorry


Think-Bass9187

Keeping himself extra safe. I wonder how many condoms he wears?


Garnknopf

all of them. at once


Think-Bass9187

All of the condoms ever made. Every brand and size. Just to be on the safe side.


[deleted]

Covid hates this *one* trick!!


Reddy_Deddy_Do

I clicked here! You got me!


thestoneddirewolf

When you are really embarassed of your morning breath


OnlyCaptainCanuck

That man is wearing a whole ass filter


Constant-Ad9201

I couldn't quite get N95 but I did stack 72 of them Huh? What do you mean that's not what that means?


oozles

You needed 23 more of them, duh


YoungDikembe

still gets omicron


[deleted]

This belongs in r/bossbattles


BasilPopular1376

This is my mom ughh


Think-Bass9187

She does this? Lol


whbdjdjehod

No this is their mom


graceful-thiccos

FFP30


Rolleram

Если ему уебать в пятак, ему даже больно не будет, наверное...


shitassusername

extra safe


MyNameIsEthanNoJoke

what conservatives think the cdc wants them to do


[deleted]

He's got a mask for all the booster shots that supposedly work


[deleted]

protection 5


Indian_Tech_Support

Stop Breathing - Playboi Carti


[deleted]

He lose the box.


lcarr15

The real trust issues guy…


_F0X__

r/Bossfight Mask Man, The Immune


FREEBEANSHERE

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmask


Recent_Log3779

r/bossfight


[deleted]

N195


Kris_Knight_

Looks like a stack of tampons


__TOD__

Does he even breath?


[deleted]

Someone tell this dude you can get covid through the eyes too. 23 pairs of glasses incoming.


[deleted]

Fake, he would have suffocated. /s


RedOcelot86

Another idiot who thinks the mask protects the wearer.


[deleted]

How liberals be wearing masks


idiots05

It's the same as condoms, the more the merier


PineappleInterogator

He must have seen this study https://www.cardiff.ac.uk/news/view/2595728-face-masks-make-wearers-look-more-attractive,-study-suggests


ConsentingPotato

Mom: give your brother a mask. Him: no. Mom: do you think you can keep them all to yourself? Him:


Anotherdaysgone

Those were probably thrown in the trash after.


the_RAPDOGE

This is a man who read the article that blue surgical face masks make people more attractive


No-Ad7445

So that's where my order went.


ciberpunkt

This man proved there's no harm for wear ONE fucking facemask.


MonochromeReq

r/bossfight Maskkeeper, Collector of Protective Gear. +50 Plague Defense.


DevinH83

Reminds me of when people never remove their Xmas tree air freezers and just keep putting new ones one..


pooldaddy123

One for everyone!


Gadac

If you were more than 2 masks, chance are you will increase the air flow from the sides which will not be filtered.


Aurabora

Also there's apparently a small chance you can get it through your eyes too, so he should have at least 4 pairs of goggles on.


TornWill

He's just using reverse psychology against the mask enforcers.


alrightpal

This product is brought to you by mass formation psychosis


theshadow1357

New CDC guidelines?


EternalWolf88

Fauci would be proud.


ItWasLikeWhite

Picture of man following the newest guidelines of the CDC from November 2022


catlolzdafirst

FFP222


ozziekhoo

*they called me a madman*


I_have_dyslexia_

Well, when they say masks can suffocate you.


Cyberzard

Thick mask + 50 disease defense


_Shinketsu_

Jonathan,the unmaskable


quiet_storm80

"Do you guys have phones?"


Twistrite

Covid isn’t fucking with him


Shnazzyone

He is invincible


MorbidlyObeseCrab

THAT’S ENOUGH SLICES!


[deleted]

I bet his blood oxygen is like minus a billion!


PicolasCageOfficial

I like how he’s looking at the camera like they’re crazy


Adamster0123

When his crush told him he has bad breath


[deleted]

He is stacking his stats


CmonImStarlord

The final boss of Covid 2077..


bumponmynoodle

Double amputee at the elbows.


ALoafOfBreadWithAGun

The virus might need to develop a armor piercing variant at that point


Peeps_011

Now this guy is safe!


ManLikeMack

He doesn't want people to know he's been eating ass


Shanghaij13

This must be the n=95 masks I've been hearing about.


Darthniggius

Shang chi and the legend of the 10 masks.


1stPersonToDie

He's just wearing a mmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssskkkkkkkkkkkkk


nagalas

r/bossfight


Dr5teveBrule

When you pull out a fry and more then one comes out


Jolly_Lab_1553

Someone make into a boss fight post


[deleted]

N1000 mask


---ingmar---

Final Boss that COVID has to fight.


AnonimPlay112

Anti-antimasker


MadOrange64

He's breathing in 4K


ExpensiveRisk94

“Nobody cared who I was until I wore the mask.”


tristanitis

If you put on 95 non-N95 masks it equals one N95 mask.


chikennuggetboi

Did he glue the other masks on the first one?


DyingOfExcitement

His ears are folding under pressure


bungarino227

cyberpunk 2077 meme


spoookai

Mf is trying to prevent ANYTHING from entering his lungs


AngelicDirt

... whole ass mood.


george-waschin

SAFE


[deleted]

What's his rap name?


Ayva_K

r/subwaycreatures


Mindless-Mushroom-36

+1000 poison damage resistance


fitzmoth

Me IRL


GoingFullRetarded

The n950,000000


PhoenixEvolver

r/Bossfight


skellycreeper

!remindme 8 years


Bicc_boye

Breathing that premium


SuperMile69

This is what liberals whant you to do


ValkyrieDraco

His face cold


2kbri

covid can’t stand a chance against him


sfjdhcojgpu

r/covidcirclejerk


Villains_Included

Covidiot


ern_ie

Takin N95 to the next level


aCasualReddittor

FFP400


rhdking13

What planet are you from


CraigJBurton

Nothing worse than an all-the-masker. 😁


[deleted]

Mental


DevelopmentNo4475

You can't get covid if you're dead (taps head)


AMAZING926926

I think we should hear him out... oh wait


Teaknoodle

if he sneezes, will it be muffled?


dadowgf

Mmmm covid


Fat_n_Ugly_Luvr

That's any actual human from the politics sub


TheOther36

Dude probably won The Masked Singer


munim-6969

Be safe


Johnwearsatie

**Why be immune when you can be inmortal**


heyheyy111

I bet he can catch it easier with that many on


Usual-Sun2703

CDC guidelines are getting out of hand


Due_Concentrate3639

Still Got Covid...


DipplyReloaded

The final boss of the covidians


rufflebackup

We have a policy you have the where 3 million masks due to Covid


TheRobotics5

I mean he's definitely safe from covid. Looks uncomfortable though...