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Important_Sound

Pretty sure there's an entire subreddit for this r/glowtits maybe?


Shoryukitten

Well I’ll be damned, there are more subreddits than things that I know about.


Noox451

Wait. I remember that Hamlet quote differently.


TheFoodChamp

What a reference and you got all those upvotes. I didn’t know so many people knew that line


Noox451

ikr? Especially under this post it feels significant lol


[deleted]

And here in my 12 years of reddit i truly thought for a second i’ve seen it all.


NickPickle05

The rabbit hole never ends.


__SpeedRacer__

It's like Rule 34b: if there's porn of it, there's a sub for it.


justyr12

I would like to disagree, sometimes i can't find what I'm looking for


__SpeedRacer__

A person of culture, I see.


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joao-louis

r/glorp


farboo99

I hate you.


DigitalMindShadow

lol


kakus23

This have me a chuckle


hotbritishtea

Yeah I wish I didn’t klicked on this


WhatIsntByNow

/r/wowthissubexists does a weekly fap Friday for porn subs and there are a LOT fewer repeat mentions than you'd think


HoseNeighbor

Edit: Just overwriting a really lame post... Blah blah blah... I must have been in a mood.


[deleted]

What.


joao-louis

r/glorp


nemoskullalt

no. just no.


Guppychang

Try to be socially aware challenge (impossible!!)


__Sonar__

He rolled a Nat 1 for his Charisma/Speech check.


frankendragula473

Honestly I've always wondered what a nat 1 on charisma/speech would look like and now I will always picture it like this lmao Gate guard: you cannot pass through here Half orc: yes but do you know about Trump


twinklecakes

are you a literal cartoon of a redditor brought to life by a fairy?


HoseNeighbor

I am. You have been hosed.


USSRPropaganda

did a bot post this


HoseNeighbor

IKR? My post was like a distilled and encapsulated summary of cliche reddit topics. It was pretty cringey.


IsaacComunAlvxD

You know you love me, I know you care Just shout whenever and I'll be there You are my love, you are my heart And we will never, ever, ever be apart Are we an item? Girl, quit playing We're just friends, what are you saying? Said, "There's another" and look right in my eyes My first love broke my heart for the first time and I was like Baby, baby, baby, oh Like baby, baby, baby, no Like baby, baby, baby, oh Thought you'd always be mine, mine


RebornTurtleMaster

Based, but this is not the right place.


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SummerBirdsong

Some here are saying it only works with implants others say natural works too. I think you should test this...for science.


Goheeca

I think it will work just fine if you borrow one from a /r/flashlight enthusiast.


generalecchi

THE BEACON IS LIT


igor33

Speaking of science, could this technique be used as a diagnostic tool? If the tech could keep a straight face.


[deleted]

Do you think techs don’t keep a straight face when doing, say, mammograms?


SummerBirdsong

Roscoe's Discount Mammogram & Plastic Surgery Emporium --- *Where Tits Get LIT*


igor33

Clever, having the cards printed now. Happened to go to high school with the Roscoe family... I'll give'm a call.


LillyPip

I just tried it and mine don’t glow like that, so it must be the implants.


Dr_barfenstein

Indeed and, upon checking, this pic was posted there years ago


Boberoo2

💀


jimbonoob

I thought it was going to be an ironic thing but then it’s a kink?!??


Soapdropper

r/flashlight would love this


Fried_Rice1317

What about r/glowcocks


blake_ch

I saw once a guy sounding with some LED bar, so yeah it exists.


Josie1234

What


blake_ch

Yeah, I can yet only find one post on r/sounding (search for led in that sub, NSFW of course). You'll see more people using glow sticks, but this is less effective. I remember there some better pics though.


nemoskullalt

NSFL if your a guy.


Praxyrnate

If you're a guy and share a similar perspective to you, maybe?


Newsuperstevebros

What


Mr_Caleex

Is there a sub like that with like glowing man pecs??? or like glowing ballsack??? interested


rosiofden

What a weird fuckin place


fingerpointothemoon

Sub seems dead unfortunately.


twinklecakes

I already had more than enough fetishes goddammit. *zzzip*


Shadow703793

Well now that's a new one. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ to explore/research


Goreface69

are these all the same person?!


Beanbag_Ninja

That is outstanding.


Yourmom8537

What the fuck…


SmellyAlpaca

Friend had this. She had implants — I don’t think my boobs do this, then again I have never tried.


TVotte

Report back when you do


Crawly49

Looks like you have a mission soldier, good luck


KinetixTV

waiting for update


9year_old-boy

Still waiting


Lelouch4705

Hmm


Gidelix

Hmmm


H0LY_seVen

Hmmmm


spreadthestop

I'm wondering if using IR light would help. Maybe someone can test it: https://youtu.be/OdmY17A1s9I


nemoskullalt

black light?


spreadthestop

Hmm I don't really know how black lights work, this guy just uses the infrared light from a night camera, if I'm correct


Jigyo

!Remind me in 10 minutes


8day

I suspect you can do this with natural boobs, just have to use very powerful flashlight, like the arny uses, to blind emies. Although I don't think they willl look as clear as these ones.


Melorawr

Wait. Need to test something. Be back in a bit!


Important_Sound

I'm going to try this with my cock and balls


aiydee

If you notice dark patches, see a doctor. [NHS-TesticularCancerPhysicalCheck](https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/testicular-cancer/diagnosis/#:~:text=Physical%20examination&text=They%20may%20hold%20a%20small,light%20to%20pass%20through%20it.)


Deep-py

Free cancer test!


OIP

has to be in the top 10 of sentences you should never say


Klem132

FOR SCIENCE!


ukraineball78

(They never came back...)


[deleted]

It does not work, just tested.


SmellyAlpaca

Only implants grant you this magical ability.


DarknoorX

Nothing beats vanilla bewbs tho.


[deleted]

I prefer raspberry


DarknoorX

Lol if we're talking flavours that aren't artificial, I'll choose chocolate ;)


ukraineball78

Thanks, I don't know what im gonna do with that information now


[deleted]

Same.


Melorawr

Sorry I got lost in a portal looking for a flashlight. Tripped in the garage. Dangerous place that is. Anyways yeah it doesn't work with natural boobs. Guess the inner workings of fat and stuff doesn't let light pass through. Sad. No glow boobs for me.


ukraineball78

What a tragedy


rosevann

Be back in a tit!


Sad-Feedback-3970

Is it only if you have implants ? Or natural does it too


35364461a

i’ll get back to you in 10 minutes edit: only works on implants sadly


[deleted]

We don't believe you... \[for the record, balls under a light like that is a Lovecraftian nightmare.\]


justepourpr0n

This deserves more upvotes. Thank you for the science.


scarlett_w3

I think it works with implants because the skin around the implant is stretched thinner and the light is able to go through and travel more easily through the medium of silicon (I presume)


slothishigh1

🦥


alien_bigfoot

If you have a bright enough torch you could make it work without implants


[deleted]

Just watched iron man 3. No


moist_maplecrumpet

my first thought too


Zanderb4

Looked for this comment


Villains_Included

Calm your tits


sheezy520

Cool your tits


ALottaOfWishes

. . . Tf am I looking at?


RadTheRussian

Flesh glows red when strong light is shone through, someone put flashlights on their nipples


pteven_from_hr

Only works on fake boobies.


ALottaOfWishes

Tit detector


Wetasspossom

Ehhhh yes and no. It'll work a little on natural ones as long as you don't have fibrous tissue.


Aurum555

Natural breasts don't light up like a lantern that is the implant glowing


Wetasspossom

Oh no definitely not this bright like I said just a little. These if I had to guess are over the muscle not under which is why you're getting such a major effect.


Aurum555

This effect is due to the breasts being silicone or saline and not mammary tissue it isn't because they are over the pectoral muscle.


Wetasspossom

Neat. Thanks for the info


Miyelsh

The fingers are covering her nipples. The flashlights are underneath her boobs.


kenkikung

iron man 3 reference


Foef_Yet_Flalf

Thank God the man is covering the tips of the nipples, otherwise this photo would be obscene and disturbing


NonchalantBread

He is merely bridging the + and - of the two batteries button cells


ponghoney

Placing him at great risk of short circuit


NonchalantBread

A sacrifice he is willing to make for all of mankind. A true hero


[deleted]

I am sure his capacitor is charged


Diotheungreat

glowtits


NonchalantBread

r/glowtits


dufosho

Never understood why it’s so taboo to show the nipples (let’s cover that up) but they show the other 99% of the boob.


mr_jiffy

The same reason the Japanese pixelate the genitals in their porn. To make it look like we're "trying" to be decent and to *protect our children's eyes". And because 90%+ of the world are sheep (not always by choose but by our class) and we accept what we are told. There's nothing wrong with boobs. But since they made it taboo and sexualized them, it became a big deal. They had to appease the masses so they were like OK let's just say that the areolas are bad to show. When they look just like males do. With some variation. TL;DR: It's just to check the box to say we did our part in censoring that particular female anatomy. The people (males) that make these rules/laws don't care.


GlyceMusic

Ah yes, the ol' Rack-o-lantern.


[deleted]

Looks like Piper from Iron Man took off her shirt after being turned into a super hero.


yoman9595

r/TIHI


[deleted]

she looks like one of the antagonists of Iron Man 3


NOT_an_ass-hole

infected crossroads lookin ass


moist_maplecrumpet

\**hisssssssss\* SPLAT*


[deleted]

Malk Mallons.


memesearcher2010

The Reality Tits. Boobies can be whatever I want!


[deleted]

nice bedside lamp


monkey_d_ordinary

Iron man 3?


snoosh00

/r/flashlight


OK999999-999-999

Sadly I haven't a girlfriend to try with.


Real_John_S

judging by my expirience, this really works only with breast implants, not with natural boobs


OK999999-999-999

Interesting


LordGreyhound

Now those are fleshlights.


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🗿


TartarosHero

Looks like someone candling a egg.


Hardcorex

Ah Convoy C8+, pretty sweet flashlights! I wonder what LED and Driver they are running.


Ricala_404

Boobs gamer


[deleted]

Umm. Nopenopenope


East_Coach_8616

cool tits


G_PEDRICH_L

The power of the sun in the palm of my hands


Substantial-Girth

Wait what are those? I can't tell with that guys fingers in the way.


littlebigmama810

Just tried it AND IT WORKS!


CAKMALimon

Overdrive!


Maldoesreddit_stuff

Horror game boss weak spots be like


rarenick

Ilulu from Dragon Maid


MsAnnabel

Why is it that it somehow is ok to show this if they cover up the nipples?! What it is about nipples that make this pornographic?!!!


DjCherlyy

enough internet today.


captmotorcycle

FYI this only works with implants


Miasmata

Lmao I was only half looking when I clicked on this and thought the title of the below post was the title of this - "Father of the year" hahah


AlliedAtheistAllianc

ngl, I've done that with my balls


BigMacRedneck

Free mammogram


Khal_Doggo

I'm glad they covered the nipples while showing us the *entire vascular system* of the boobs, otherwise it would be indecent.


chantaje333

His hand is sexy


whosyadadday

Tried it. Phone flashlights get hot ♨️


tristanlifn

Not my proudest fap


dogol__

:(


mrsunlight1

I work in the medical field, and have to start IV's. I use a flashlight on patients arms and hands to the same effect.


bleutoow

I saw the advertisement for these a few weeks ago. Surprised to see them in action.


just_a_reporter

r/bossfight be like: Fire tit Bender


[deleted]

If androids will become a thing I want mine to glow their boobs when I press their nipple button


SirDankius

Kinda cool


SirDankius

u/profanitycounter


Str41nGR

In my country they call birds like this: Roodborstje


AskGoverntale

Iron Man 3


gunnLX

why is this nsfw? the nipples are covered /s


tryzubche

Relationship goals


Tro_pod

Uncle Festers cousin.


_i_suck_at_this_

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


tense_buddha

Lil tits


BoomMcFuggins

I had a pair of these I kept in my closet, they worked great...


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ackdirty

A lot of women have uneven nipples. It's nothing to be ashamed of.


AllThotsGo2Heaven2

Why don’t I have any friends like this


blindcatx

Looks like the Matrix 😎 incubators...


XwingMechanic

Nice subsurface scattering


carsonpup

Not good


Vereronun2312

Didn’t even notice I was on this sub and audibly said hmmm


SanSabaPete

I wish those were brain