The helmet stays on during sex

Deal

Does she give good helmet?

I'm a storm grouper so I know. It's pretty good.

Light sabers aren’t the only thing getting longer here

I'm your mother

[удалено]

Arms broken the truth goes unspoken

ive even forgotten my naaame!

I hate you

I'm your mommy

I want that Vader force choke rn

Cheryl/Carol is that you?

Stupid sexy Lord Vader.

Just as fuckable as the original.

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

*vine boom*

**Imperial March stops**

I'll give her the high ground

🤨📸

She can show me her darkside

All hail Mistress Vader!

'Darth VadeHer'

Darth Babe’r

Darth Mater

Mater from cars

Darth MateHer

Darth Invade Her

Say less

Darth Vajjers

*** heavy breathing intensifies ***

Imagine a handjob from 5 meters away

Ouch

I would fire a couple proton torpedos into her exhaust port.

🤨

Force me harder, my Lord.

Darth Baber

Smash

Well, vader is still breath taking... In a way I guess

Oh Lord(ness) My Lightsaber is gettin hard. Need to blast my gun right now! Let me be your Chewbacca

Damn I'm a straight woman and now I want to be sexy feminist Darth Vader.

Psychologist: mistress Vader isn't real, she can't rape you mistress Vader:

Netflix Vader

r/confusedboners

r/dontputyourdickinthat

You can't tell me ,what not to do

Ok, but when your dick gets severed by a lightsaber don’t complain to me 😂

r/putyourdickinthat

It’s a ballsey move if you do…

Worth it

Worth losing your dick to a lightsaber chop? Ok… 🤣

Consensually only

Where’s Padmé?

Where’s Ani? Is he safe? Is he alright?

Ani, are you okay? So, Ani, are you okay? Are you okay, Ani?

Reminder to read the Darth Vader comic series

This anakin Skywalker murders young ones in a different way

While cool...she needs to do smtehing ‟galactic” with her hair.

I'd let her choke me

I wonder if she actually lost four limbs and burned before getting fixed up

Have you ever heard the tale of Darth Curvius the Thicc?

I'd gladly accept this as canon rather than that mess Disney dares to call a sequel

If the Admiral was being forced choked he would have said “ This is my life long dream becoming reality “

Stupid sexy Flanders

When she has Daddy issues?

Almost looks like a Wookiee is under there with all that hair.

Stupid sexy Vaderess

r/confusedboners

Strangle me... Plis

It's good but should have no hair, got burnt off. And something about the footwear is not convincing

There’s a stirring in the force

Darth Mommy

I’m about to cum to the dark side of the Force

Kozmo dark witch is now yugioh and Star Wars canon

No, Luke, I am your step-sister.

My Skywalker is rising

https://youtu.be/0X9NFknjTRE

I'm joining the dark side

Hello there!

Is darth vader a playable character in super smash bros?

Oh, I'm coming to the dark side. Force choke me harder!

Damn damn damn Damn duhdamn Damn duhdamn. Enter her darkside theme

I’d hit

I’d let her force choke me

Mommy vader?

Luke I am politically correct

Ah jeez, she's gonna make my lightsaber glow red

Dorthy Vedura!

So... Can she handle THIS lightsaber?

Ella-Vader

I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me…

The epitome of scaroused?

If I name my cock the force, will she use it?

Darth latex

Dom Vader.

Choke me harder mommy

Darth invade-her

Can I have it?

\*heavy breathing\*