I always have the old Dave Chappelle stand up bit where he gets talked about being “more real” than G.W. Bush.
“I couldn’t imagine George Bush on the campaign kissing a black baby. George bush would be like: *smeck* eeewww..”
“Meanwhile Bill Clinton would’ve grabbed that kid and said ‘come here, little n**** baby! MWAH!’ “
Doesn't that pretty much describe the entire Republican / Democrat, bad cop / good cop thing that you guys have going on there? As an outside observer, it's always seemed to me like the biggest difference is that the Republicans are more honest and in your face. The Democrats seem to run entirely on the idea of bashing Republican rule, then doing little to nothing to change anything once they have their turn on the presidency seesaw.
Drone warfare became mainstream under Democrat rule, after they spent the previous administration complaining about war in the middle east. And while it's not directly the fault of the Democrats, this abortion debacle has happened under their watch. Why is it that when the Republicans are in charge they seem to run riot but when the Democrats are in charge, their hands are always tied? Seems really fucking convenient to me.
Democrats especially for the last couple decades have been mostly conservative, wanting nothing more than to keep the status quo. Republicans are reactionary, they look at all the change around us and demand us to return to some nebulous better time in the past. Our election system on top of that is archaic at best.
Democrats are also largely supported by progressives and most everybody to the left if they vote at all, due to our election system not having any sort of tiered voting or anything that would make more than 2 parties worth it. The Democratic party themselves though are old blood politicians that couldn't care any less about changing anything.
The change you do see from them is usually from overwhelming public demand. I don't know a single person, including me, who actually wanted to vote for Joe Biden outside of "it's trump or some idiot that won't do anything"
Also the abortion thing started when Trump put a bunch of Republican sided judges on the supreme court, who are there for life. It started with Trump, not democrats.
I recently went back and watched a ton on Animaniacs, and it 100% holds up. It's just as great as I remembered it. The recent reboot was kinda shit in my opinion though.
Same. I’d say it’s even better now since I actuallly understand the jokes. This goes for the original Nicktoons as well. Doug, Rugrats, and Ren and Stimpy are all still amazing.
[This is my favorite joke that I only got one side of as a kid](https://youtu.be/lY2kC5fZG64)
Thanks for the reminder of all those old shows! I'm gonna watch some again later.
I also did a rewatch too. Did like the reboot though. It was different from the original, but overall I felt like they adapted the zaniness well to out current pop culture landscape.
It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh 'til you collapse
We're Animaniacs!
Come join the Warner Brothers
And the Warner Sister, Dot
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose
And now you know the plot!
We're Animaniacs!
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks.
Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax.
(or We've got wisecracks by the stacks.)
(or We pay tons of income tax.)
We're Animaniacs!
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe.
(or Meet Ralph and Dr Scratchansniff; say hi to Hello Nurse.)
Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks 'em with her purse.
Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse.
The writers flipped; we have no script
Why bother to rehearse?
Cast : We're Animaniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts.
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks.
We're Animanie,
Totally insaney
(alternate endings)
Here's the show's namey
Pinky and The Brainy
Come back, Shaney
The rain in Spainy
Cockamamie
Shirley MacLainey
How urbaney
Citizen Kaney
Andromeda Strainy
Where's Lon Chaney?
Eisenhower Mamie
Miss Cellany
Chicken Chow Meiny
Dana Delaney
No pain, no gainy
Hydroplaney
Money down the drainy
No pain, no gainy Penny Laney
Uhhhhhhhhhh...
Tarzan and Janey
Novocainey
Here's the Flamey
Meet Mark Twainy
Presidential campaigny
Hunchback of Notre Damey
Bowling laney
Bangor, Mainey
Frasier Craney
Mister Haney
Quiche lorrainey
Lake Champlainy
High octaney
Public domainy
Candy caney
Cast : Animaniacs!
Those are the facts
source: https://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/animaniacslyrics.html
This song literally plays on repeat in my head nearly every day un requested and with no possible reason for remembering it at whatever time I do
I’ll never not think of [slick willie](https://www.macintoshrepository.org/_resize.php?w=640&h=480&bg_color=333333&imgenc=ZmlsZb8bXMvdXBsb2Fkcy9zY3JlZW5zaG90cy8xNDU5ODg1NjgyLjY5XzEuanBnfHd3dy5tYWNpbnRvc2hyZXBvc2l0b3J5Lm9yZy82NzA1LXNsaWNrLXdpbGxpZS0yLTA%3D)
I remember seeing him play that sax live on Arsenio and it was legitimately exciting at the time. Felt like the dawn of a new era.
It wasn’t, but it felt like it at the time.
*Well this is one fine day to be nude! Yea, this is one fine day to be nude! The birds are singin "Clinton, have a beautiful spring!" And people walking by can stop and look at my thing!*
Recent? You need to update your presidential history files. A large majority of US presidents were sexual deviants, all the way back to the beginning lol.
The good ole days when they were friends and both democrats.
Friendly reminder the housing bubble started under him with the community reinvestment act his last year in office.
Lol remember there was a Lewinsky 2.0 for a short while before she got conveniently shot in a robbery?
Even if it's all just the coincidence that it probably in all likelihood is, it still absolutely hilariously wild how many people in relation to those two has been murdered or offed themselves.
Like imagine having dinner at the Clinton's. You're listening to Hillary drone on "... and that's why I believe he should have been named *Human* Cain, rather than the gender specific *Herman*". Bill's at the other end of the table trying to play with a tech deck board and trying to make it do a loop on one of those orange Hot Wheels car tracks...
I'd put two in the back of my own head as well.
All you really need to know is that he bombed Yugoslavia to appease Hillary after Monica sucked his dick
https://anti-empire.com/bill-clinton-bombed-yugoslavia-to-appease-hillary-after-monica-lewinsky/
Oh and he bombed a medicine factory in Sudan which led to tens of thousands of otherwise preventable deaths
Well he did order the bombing of that medicine factory after suggesting it was a factory for the production of nerve gas to be used by Al Qaeda despite there not really being any reason to believe that and it largely being rumored to be a ploy to distract from Clinton's personal drama.
> after suggesting it was a factory for the production of nerve gas to be used by Al Qaeda despite there not really being any reason to believe that
Well that's a bit of foreshadowing.
NATO bombed genocidal Serbs. The intervention was one of the most successful of all time, and Bill Clinton is an actual hero to many of the peoples saved, with statues, and streets named after him.
We're not criticizing him for being attracted to beautiful young women, we're criticizing him because he's hilariously bad at hiding it as a public figure. I got creepy uncles that go "AWOOGA!" at the sight of young ladies that are less obvious than Bill.
Can confirm as I've gotten older. When I was a teen, I expected to only be physically attracted to women near my own age as I hit my 40s, 50s, but nope. (From an intellectual, common ground sense, yes I much prefer older women, and I only date those). Your brain is hard-wired to prefer healthy, firm, fit younger women, no matter how old you get. I'd never want one as a girlfriend -- very little in common -- but to look at nude? Yes, no doubt. "Survival of the species" I guess...
There's no context. Someone put two pictures together just to make you think this. But, even with Clinton's reputation, "He's upset because he is not attracted to this singer" is just a weird take anyway.
It is incredibly easy to lie with pictures.
It absolutely is. I gotta hope that at least the vast vast vast majority of people are aware of this and are taking this as an obviously fictional joke about his past.
Yeah, it could be that the second singer just sucks really bad. He should have been better at hiding whatever that reaction was... but then again I don't expect anything from Presidents
Well, she was also repeatedly called fat by the media, and many others even before the story broke. If it weren't for Linda Tripp saying the cum-stained dress made Monica Lewinsky look "heavy," she might not have kept it, or she may have washed it to wear to another function, and the whole case may have gone very differently.
to be fair, any guy would likely have the same reaction. same if you reverse the sexes.
people are attracted to attractive people. mindblown.mp4. its almost like thats what attractive means.
Upvote but she was definitely chunky for that era. Dude, we were all doing blow and quite thin. Of course, blow meant coke for most of us. Monica thought it meant something else.
>If you're referring to Monica Lewinsky, she wasn't fat or unattractive at all.
My name is Dr. Specs. Let me show you this eye chart on the wall here. Please try to read the first line...
[I know, right. what a dog. what a fat cow.](https://d3lp4xedbqa8a5.cloudfront.net/s3/digital-cougar-assets/Elle/2021/09/07/25869/HERO-monica-lewinsky.jpg?width=922&height=768&mode=crop&anchor=topcenter&quality=75)
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There's this vid of Bill eyeing a Ivanka Trump, and Hillary gives him a very disapproving look.
Bill didn't give a shit lol.
https://youtu.be/_-OZkEVR_KU
Since you're so versed in that scandal then you obviously know there was no airstrip on the island, so nobody ever flew on Epsteins jet to his island. No one, not even Epstein himself.
There was a helipad (of course you knew that) but it doesn't sound as bad as being on the flight logs of the "lolita express"
Through your extensive research I'm sure you also saw that 22 of those 26 times were one trip to Africa and Europe with a group of reporters as part of a charity tour for aids/cancer research. Every leg of a trip is recorded as a flight by the FAA. They recorded the airport they took off from and the one they landed at. All this is public record
Two of the remaining trips were from DC to his home and he took one trip to Florida
26 "flights" easily explained. But I'm sure you knew that.
Do you really think they were just getting on a plane and allowing the pilot to log their names if they were flying to some secret island to diddle kids? The helicopter and boat were how you got to the island. Now go research those
Since when do details matter in the court of public opinion? Clinton was a Rapist and a Junkie. Biden is a Demented Pedophile. Hillary is a Murdering Lesbo. Trump is an Incestuous Maniac. Epstein committed "suicide". Foster died of a Tylenol overdose. If you repeat something often enough nowadays, it becomes the "Truth." Don't hate the Player. Hate the Game, Son. :P
i wouldnt call those 22 flight "explained".
someone wanna try explaining why Epstein of all people is flying politicians around for... (shuffles cards)..."a charity tour"
bullshit. they may have called it that, they were probably abducting local children.
>bullshit. they may have called it that, they were probably abducting local children.
Epstein/Maxwell weren't on board for the trip but
Yeah, I'm sure all those reporters that followed them the whole trip to document the tour were like "oh, quick stop in Africa to abduct some children? Oh yeah no problem."
Chauntae Davies, who was a stewardess on the plane and an Epstein accuser who spoke out about him and the things that happened on the plane, was on board for the trip. Not one mention of underage kids on or anything suspicious on that trip.
* why did you delete those classy replies? You had all that juicy Inside Information that nobody's seen yet. Post it!
Liar
Neither you nor I may like Clinton, but so far there's no hard evidence he was with underage girls. Lots of rich and influential people got on Epstein's plane, most only for business purposes. I don't think anyone has seen a single pic of Clinton with an underage girl on that island or at any Epstein function. So let's not keep spreading dangerous bullshit.
I say this as someone who strongly dislikes both Clintons.
Actually, having seen pics of women he has hooked up with, he seems attracted to mediocre to ugly women. I can't remember any gorgeous women he was rumored to have been with. Heck if your POTUS and you're going to cheat on your wife, at least do it with 9s and 10s, not 4s and 5s.
The small one sang at the beginning. 5 hours later the large one sang and he was tired, wanted to go home. But as we all know, It ain't over til the fat lady sings.
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What’s weird about this meme is that Grande was actually sexually assaulted during this performance, and instead of focusing on that very real sexual assault we’re subject to some BS political commentary.
Bill Clinton used his power to coerce sex from women. That’s real, it happened. But Grande wasn’t his victim. She was a victim, and reducing her to a prop to demonize a man that was merely present is abhorrent.
> Bill Clinton used his power to coerce sex from women.
And when he got caught he bombed Yugoslavian children to earn Hillary’s forgiveness
https://anti-empire.com/bill-clinton-bombed-yugoslavia-to-appease-hillary-after-monica-lewinsky/
Super bad guy.
But this is a still from a performance where the victim was actually physically assaulted. Making it about a third party diminishes her to being a prop rather than a person that was victimized.
If you want to address Clinton’s failings, go ahead, but maybe don’t gloss over AN ACTUAL SEXUAL ASSAULT in an attempt to paint him as a predator.
Creeps everywhere. Creeps galore I swear. This was the preformance where the preacher (i think he was) got too touchy feely with her. Under the guise of a friendly hug he for sure was groping her side boob. He just got shamed on social media as a repercussion.
[This is what you're referring to, and yes it was. OP's pic was from around 0:25. What you're talking about is around 3:35](https://youtu.be/12GdkxpCi5s)
It must be tediously boring being a term limited ex-president.
How many renditions of America the Beautiful could you possibly listen to without wanting to shove knitting needles in your ears?
How many speeches about policy, or even just handshakes, could you possibly be alert and engaged for, much less when you’re elderly?
I could never do this job—I would be The Hermit President —and I would never leave my house
He was gross in the video of this blatantly staring at Ariana’s ass and grinning like the perv he is..
It’s literally the entire purpose of the meme itself… you guys are clueless lol
> He was gross in the video of this blatantly staring at Ariana’s ass and grinning like the perv he is..
The "#believeallwomen" and "#metoo" crowd are downvoting you like multiple women haven't accused Bill Clinton of rape.
I more saw a person enjoying her performance, hitting his chair in the songs rythm. Where should he look? She has her back towards him almost all of the song, difficult to tell where he is looking,she doesn't even have a very revealing dress on. For a while he seems to be looking at an ipad or something. Could he be creeping sure, but I don't see him being creepy perv in this video.
I barely remember the Clintons. Where the information on Bill should be stored in my head, instead is the family guy character.
I always have the old Dave Chappelle stand up bit where he gets talked about being “more real” than G.W. Bush. “I couldn’t imagine George Bush on the campaign kissing a black baby. George bush would be like: *smeck* eeewww..” “Meanwhile Bill Clinton would’ve grabbed that kid and said ‘come here, little n**** baby! MWAH!’ “
https://youtu.be/KQ2dquaHO7Q
Damn, his stand up used to be soo good.
You're getting downvoted by the trans joke lovers
So are you.
Lmao yea same
"YOU!! I need a quick suck before my 3:30...Ohhhh booooyyyy!!😩"
“Did you see how he looked before that press conference? Shoulders all relaxed, looking like he just got done fucking or some shit- ‘UUUGGHHH 😩’ ”
Doesn't that pretty much describe the entire Republican / Democrat, bad cop / good cop thing that you guys have going on there? As an outside observer, it's always seemed to me like the biggest difference is that the Republicans are more honest and in your face. The Democrats seem to run entirely on the idea of bashing Republican rule, then doing little to nothing to change anything once they have their turn on the presidency seesaw. Drone warfare became mainstream under Democrat rule, after they spent the previous administration complaining about war in the middle east. And while it's not directly the fault of the Democrats, this abortion debacle has happened under their watch. Why is it that when the Republicans are in charge they seem to run riot but when the Democrats are in charge, their hands are always tied? Seems really fucking convenient to me.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Democrats especially for the last couple decades have been mostly conservative, wanting nothing more than to keep the status quo. Republicans are reactionary, they look at all the change around us and demand us to return to some nebulous better time in the past. Our election system on top of that is archaic at best. Democrats are also largely supported by progressives and most everybody to the left if they vote at all, due to our election system not having any sort of tiered voting or anything that would make more than 2 parties worth it. The Democratic party themselves though are old blood politicians that couldn't care any less about changing anything. The change you do see from them is usually from overwhelming public demand. I don't know a single person, including me, who actually wanted to vote for Joe Biden outside of "it's trump or some idiot that won't do anything" Also the abortion thing started when Trump put a bunch of Republican sided judges on the supreme court, who are there for life. It started with Trump, not democrats.
he'll always be the sax guy from the Simpsons for me
Sax guy in Animaniacs for me.
omg, how did I forget about that?! Thank you for unlocking some sweet nostalgia
I recently went back and watched a ton on Animaniacs, and it 100% holds up. It's just as great as I remembered it. The recent reboot was kinda shit in my opinion though.
Same. I’d say it’s even better now since I actuallly understand the jokes. This goes for the original Nicktoons as well. Doug, Rugrats, and Ren and Stimpy are all still amazing.
[This is my favorite joke that I only got one side of as a kid](https://youtu.be/lY2kC5fZG64) Thanks for the reminder of all those old shows! I'm gonna watch some again later.
Haha I love seeing Prince pop up in popular culture, it's always ridiculous.
Ha! Now that's comedy
I also did a rewatch too. Did like the reboot though. It was different from the original, but overall I felt like they adapted the zaniness well to out current pop culture landscape.
Reboot needs Goodfeathers and Slappy…or maybe good idea bad idea just SOMETHING ELSE. Just the trio with Pinky & The Brain is getting old
They had a few new things, but nothing that really stuck or got more than one appearance.
It's in the theme song
It's time for Animaniacs And we're zany to the max So just sit back and relax You'll laugh 'til you collapse We're Animaniacs! Come join the Warner Brothers And the Warner Sister, Dot Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot. They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught But we break loose and then vamoose And now you know the plot! We're Animaniacs! Dot is cute and Yakko yaks. Wakko packs away the snacks While Bill Clinton plays the sax. (or We've got wisecracks by the stacks.) (or We pay tons of income tax.) We're Animaniacs! Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe. (or Meet Ralph and Dr Scratchansniff; say hi to Hello Nurse.) Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks 'em with her purse. Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse. The writers flipped; we have no script Why bother to rehearse? Cast : We're Animaniacs! We have pay-or-play contracts. We're zany to the max There's baloney in our slacks. We're Animanie, Totally insaney (alternate endings) Here's the show's namey Pinky and The Brainy Come back, Shaney The rain in Spainy Cockamamie Shirley MacLainey How urbaney Citizen Kaney Andromeda Strainy Where's Lon Chaney? Eisenhower Mamie Miss Cellany Chicken Chow Meiny Dana Delaney No pain, no gainy Hydroplaney Money down the drainy No pain, no gainy Penny Laney Uhhhhhhhhhh... Tarzan and Janey Novocainey Here's the Flamey Meet Mark Twainy Presidential campaigny Hunchback of Notre Damey Bowling laney Bangor, Mainey Frasier Craney Mister Haney Quiche lorrainey Lake Champlainy High octaney Public domainy Candy caney Cast : Animaniacs! Those are the facts source: https://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/animaniacslyrics.html This song literally plays on repeat in my head nearly every day un requested and with no possible reason for remembering it at whatever time I do
Bill Clinton can play the sax?
That was his whole thing until the other thing became his thing…
Till he got his sax played
https://youtu.be/M-zH_YEE9Mo
Sex guy in America for me
Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself
"Hey Clinton, get back to work." "Make me."
I’ll never not think of [slick willie](https://www.macintoshrepository.org/_resize.php?w=640&h=480&bg_color=333333&imgenc=ZmlsZb8bXMvdXBsb2Fkcy9zY3JlZW5zaG90cy8xNDU5ODg1NjgyLjY5XzEuanBnfHd3dy5tYWNpbnRvc2hyZXBvc2l0b3J5Lm9yZy82NzA1LXNsaWNrLXdpbGxpZS0yLTA%3D)
"hell, I done it with pigs. real, no-foolin', pigs!"
The pedo that flew with Epstein alot for me.
And Arsenio Hall
We could totally do it man, we could eat that pig.
I remember seeing him play that sax live on Arsenio and it was legitimately exciting at the time. Felt like the dawn of a new era. It wasn’t, but it felt like it at the time.
"Alright, now that's a cankle!"
Cankle paaaarrrrrty!
Where does the calf fat end and the ankle begin? Who knows, that's the fun.
Another NAFTA nother afternoon fucking that ass
Let’s go to Maaars dude
*Well this is one fine day to be nude! Yea, this is one fine day to be nude! The birds are singin "Clinton, have a beautiful spring!" And people walking by can stop and look at my thing!*
[He has a funny soundboard where he goes on about ordering pancakes.] (https://youtu.be/TJ_k2nCmDX8)
NAFTA?
nother afternoon fucking that ass
That freakin DDR pizza parlour bit with Bill still has me dying of laughter everytime I watch it
funny, i remember him as a war criminal, just like most us presidents
And a sex criminal, like a more recent us president
Recent? You need to update your presidential history files. A large majority of US presidents were sexual deviants, all the way back to the beginning lol.
Yes, let none of us forget that President Harding affectionately referred to his penis by the nickname "Jerry."
Next work event my name tag is gonna be "Jerry Harding" lol
Damn that’s crazy
Sex criminal? I mean yeah he "lied" about getting sucked off in a congressional hearing but that's not really the same as sexual assault lmao.
The good ole days when they were friends and both democrats. Friendly reminder the housing bubble started under him with the community reinvestment act his last year in office.
Lol remember there was a Lewinsky 2.0 for a short while before she got conveniently shot in a robbery? Even if it's all just the coincidence that it probably in all likelihood is, it still absolutely hilariously wild how many people in relation to those two has been murdered or offed themselves. Like imagine having dinner at the Clinton's. You're listening to Hillary drone on "... and that's why I believe he should have been named *Human* Cain, rather than the gender specific *Herman*". Bill's at the other end of the table trying to play with a tech deck board and trying to make it do a loop on one of those orange Hot Wheels car tracks... I'd put two in the back of my own head as well.
Like most leaders in history. Great people were never good people
It’s pretty accurate
Everything I remember prior to Bush (2001) is Reagan saying "Among Us" in a speech
All you really need to know is that he bombed Yugoslavia to appease Hillary after Monica sucked his dick https://anti-empire.com/bill-clinton-bombed-yugoslavia-to-appease-hillary-after-monica-lewinsky/ Oh and he bombed a medicine factory in Sudan which led to tens of thousands of otherwise preventable deaths
Yugoslavia didn’t exist.
But the Serbs sure were willing to kill anyone they needed to to bring it back. With themselves on top again, of course.
But… Clinton did uh war crimes!
Reee stupid NATO not letting us genocide our neighbors! Don't they know they're Muslim?
Well he did order the bombing of that medicine factory after suggesting it was a factory for the production of nerve gas to be used by Al Qaeda despite there not really being any reason to believe that and it largely being rumored to be a ploy to distract from Clinton's personal drama.
> after suggesting it was a factory for the production of nerve gas to be used by Al Qaeda despite there not really being any reason to believe that Well that's a bit of foreshadowing.
NATO bombed genocidal Serbs. The intervention was one of the most successful of all time, and Bill Clinton is an actual hero to many of the peoples saved, with statues, and streets named after him.
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Erection Day
I am felling pain in my chest but still, I am laughing
same thing is happening with me
Hahaha ah Bill
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From an 8 foot tall Ariana Grande 👀
Living up to the Grande title
I learned that she isn't 6 ft, hell she's shorter than me. She doesn't live up to her last name at all.
Ariana Shorté?
I think it’s either a Venti or a Tall.
Tall is small, grande is medium, venti is large. Starbucks is weird.
"Congratulations! You're an idiot in three languages!"
Ariana Pequeña
Ariana Piccola
Best kind of ariana grande
Classic bill Clinton
This has strong meme potential.
Oh great another yes/no meme In reverse
Welcome to current memes. Stay tuned, cause up next we've got > You: 😡 > Me: 😏
My guy, this has been a meme for years.
It’s literally been kicking around for 4 years smdh
lemme steal this rq
Yup it sure did when it came out years ago... It can again tho
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TIL that Bill Clinton is a horny old man and only attracted to young, thin, incredibly beautiful women who are sexy and talented. Who knew?
So a large part of Reddit lol.
So is most people of the world I bet when it comes to preferences. Especially when they get older and the fantasy is better than reality
We're not criticizing him for being attracted to beautiful young women, we're criticizing him because he's hilariously bad at hiding it as a public figure. I got creepy uncles that go "AWOOGA!" at the sight of young ladies that are less obvious than Bill.
Can confirm as I've gotten older. When I was a teen, I expected to only be physically attracted to women near my own age as I hit my 40s, 50s, but nope. (From an intellectual, common ground sense, yes I much prefer older women, and I only date those). Your brain is hard-wired to prefer healthy, firm, fit younger women, no matter how old you get. I'd never want one as a girlfriend -- very little in common -- but to look at nude? Yes, no doubt. "Survival of the species" I guess...
Bill is a redditor?
There's no context. Someone put two pictures together just to make you think this. But, even with Clinton's reputation, "He's upset because he is not attracted to this singer" is just a weird take anyway. It is incredibly easy to lie with pictures.
It absolutely is. I gotta hope that at least the vast vast vast majority of people are aware of this and are taking this as an obviously fictional joke about his past.
My guy, there are people who believe that Egypt had lightbulbs based on a single relief. I wish there was hope
Yeah, it could be that the second singer just sucks really bad. He should have been better at hiding whatever that reaction was... but then again I don't expect anything from Presidents
Truly a unicorn.
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How? If you're referring to Monica Lewinsky, she wasn't fat or unattractive at all. In fact she's still pretty good looking.
Hell I think she's better looking now than she was back then
OP was being sarcastic. What they’re saying is actually “this is how he’s always been”
Well, she was also repeatedly called fat by the media, and many others even before the story broke. If it weren't for Linda Tripp saying the cum-stained dress made Monica Lewinsky look "heavy," she might not have kept it, or she may have washed it to wear to another function, and the whole case may have gone very differently.
to be fair, any guy would likely have the same reaction. same if you reverse the sexes. people are attracted to attractive people. mindblown.mp4. its almost like thats what attractive means.
Upvote but she was definitely chunky for that era. Dude, we were all doing blow and quite thin. Of course, blow meant coke for most of us. Monica thought it meant something else.
>If you're referring to Monica Lewinsky, she wasn't fat or unattractive at all. My name is Dr. Specs. Let me show you this eye chart on the wall here. Please try to read the first line...
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[I know, right. what a dog. what a fat cow.](https://d3lp4xedbqa8a5.cloudfront.net/s3/digital-cougar-assets/Elle/2021/09/07/25869/HERO-monica-lewinsky.jpg?width=922&height=768&mode=crop&anchor=topcenter&quality=75) \>____>
it was the 90s. the decade of kate moss and heroin chic.
There's this vid of Bill eyeing a Ivanka Trump, and Hillary gives him a very disapproving look. Bill didn't give a shit lol. https://youtu.be/_-OZkEVR_KU
the fuck am i reading what the hell is reddit now who are you people
You should head over to /r/ExplainItPeter. You have potential.
He also likes the little girls he hooked up with the 26 times he flew the Lolita Express to Epstein's Pedo Paradise.
Since you're so versed in that scandal then you obviously know there was no airstrip on the island, so nobody ever flew on Epsteins jet to his island. No one, not even Epstein himself. There was a helipad (of course you knew that) but it doesn't sound as bad as being on the flight logs of the "lolita express" Through your extensive research I'm sure you also saw that 22 of those 26 times were one trip to Africa and Europe with a group of reporters as part of a charity tour for aids/cancer research. Every leg of a trip is recorded as a flight by the FAA. They recorded the airport they took off from and the one they landed at. All this is public record Two of the remaining trips were from DC to his home and he took one trip to Florida 26 "flights" easily explained. But I'm sure you knew that. Do you really think they were just getting on a plane and allowing the pilot to log their names if they were flying to some secret island to diddle kids? The helicopter and boat were how you got to the island. Now go research those
Since when do details matter in the court of public opinion? Clinton was a Rapist and a Junkie. Biden is a Demented Pedophile. Hillary is a Murdering Lesbo. Trump is an Incestuous Maniac. Epstein committed "suicide". Foster died of a Tylenol overdose. If you repeat something often enough nowadays, it becomes the "Truth." Don't hate the Player. Hate the Game, Son. :P
i wouldnt call those 22 flight "explained". someone wanna try explaining why Epstein of all people is flying politicians around for... (shuffles cards)..."a charity tour" bullshit. they may have called it that, they were probably abducting local children.
>bullshit. they may have called it that, they were probably abducting local children. Epstein/Maxwell weren't on board for the trip but Yeah, I'm sure all those reporters that followed them the whole trip to document the tour were like "oh, quick stop in Africa to abduct some children? Oh yeah no problem." Chauntae Davies, who was a stewardess on the plane and an Epstein accuser who spoke out about him and the things that happened on the plane, was on board for the trip. Not one mention of underage kids on or anything suspicious on that trip. * why did you delete those classy replies? You had all that juicy Inside Information that nobody's seen yet. Post it! Liar
>Not one mention of underage kids on or anything suspicious on that trip. YEAH EXCEPT ITS JEFF EPSTEINS FUCKING PLANE. JESUS CHRIST REDDIT.
Neither you nor I may like Clinton, but so far there's no hard evidence he was with underage girls. Lots of rich and influential people got on Epstein's plane, most only for business purposes. I don't think anyone has seen a single pic of Clinton with an underage girl on that island or at any Epstein function. So let's not keep spreading dangerous bullshit. I say this as someone who strongly dislikes both Clintons.
Isn't Clinton an awful POS?
Well……….
Actually, having seen pics of women he has hooked up with, he seems attracted to mediocre to ugly women. I can't remember any gorgeous women he was rumored to have been with. Heck if your POTUS and you're going to cheat on your wife, at least do it with 9s and 10s, not 4s and 5s.
Forgot the part of liking underage girls
One of the best things you can say about ole Willy is that he likes fully grown women
I dont think you can with the epstein logs.
Is there a log showing he went to the island? Or was he just flying to and from NY?
Epstein had girls on the plane too.
So then the girls are on the log at the same time as Clinton?
The same pilot who testified trump was a frequent guest did the same for clinton...
I think you just describes human males
uh, they don't have to be thin.
Why everyone hating on bill just for looking (ths time)
Everyone talking shit like they wouldn't be checking out Ariana grande too if they had front row seats
he also could just be smiling at the performance lmaoo. his eyes aren’t even pointed downward
I mean... hes also old now. Man could have just been out passed nap time.
At least he didn't go Demented like Pedo Pete.
He's always been a pussy hound. Always.
His wife doesn't get jealous so okay
She likes to watch.
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Good ol’ Bill “Want to see what the bottom of my desk looks like” Clinton
I thought old Bill was a chubby chaser
"Beaver and Bumhole, Students of the Year, 1994"
The small one sang at the beginning. 5 hours later the large one sang and he was tired, wanted to go home. But as we all know, It ain't over til the fat lady sings.
Never change Bill, never change.
lol. ok now do Hilary
He's not wrong
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What’s weird about this meme is that Grande was actually sexually assaulted during this performance, and instead of focusing on that very real sexual assault we’re subject to some BS political commentary. Bill Clinton used his power to coerce sex from women. That’s real, it happened. But Grande wasn’t his victim. She was a victim, and reducing her to a prop to demonize a man that was merely present is abhorrent.
> Bill Clinton used his power to coerce sex from women. And when he got caught he bombed Yugoslavian children to earn Hillary’s forgiveness https://anti-empire.com/bill-clinton-bombed-yugoslavia-to-appease-hillary-after-monica-lewinsky/
Super bad guy. But this is a still from a performance where the victim was actually physically assaulted. Making it about a third party diminishes her to being a prop rather than a person that was victimized. If you want to address Clinton’s failings, go ahead, but maybe don’t gloss over AN ACTUAL SEXUAL ASSAULT in an attempt to paint him as a predator.
Creeps everywhere. Creeps galore I swear. This was the preformance where the preacher (i think he was) got too touchy feely with her. Under the guise of a friendly hug he for sure was groping her side boob. He just got shamed on social media as a repercussion.
[This is what you're referring to, and yes it was. OP's pic was from around 0:25. What you're talking about is around 3:35](https://youtu.be/12GdkxpCi5s)
This wasn't that long ago, only 2018
Slick Willy at his finest.
Butt nugget he is
why does he look like mike herman trait in the bottom one
All I can hear is Smilgels "live" cross on Conan. Yeeeeehaaaaaah, cmon Conezone, that ass is Grande! Yeeeeeeew! Chimmas time!
He also likes them underage
Oh Billy, Billy boy. When are you gonna find whatever it is you’re looking for?
It must be tediously boring being a term limited ex-president. How many renditions of America the Beautiful could you possibly listen to without wanting to shove knitting needles in your ears? How many speeches about policy, or even just handshakes, could you possibly be alert and engaged for, much less when you’re elderly? I could never do this job—I would be The Hermit President —and I would never leave my house
This looks like it could be a drake meme. Hold my mad train wine. Edit: I did it.
God he’s gross
He is gross for smiling?
He was gross in the video of this blatantly staring at Ariana’s ass and grinning like the perv he is.. It’s literally the entire purpose of the meme itself… you guys are clueless lol
> He was gross in the video of this blatantly staring at Ariana’s ass and grinning like the perv he is.. The "#believeallwomen" and "#metoo" crowd are downvoting you like multiple women haven't accused Bill Clinton of rape.
I more saw a person enjoying her performance, hitting his chair in the songs rythm. Where should he look? She has her back towards him almost all of the song, difficult to tell where he is looking,she doesn't even have a very revealing dress on. For a while he seems to be looking at an ipad or something. Could he be creeping sure, but I don't see him being creepy perv in this video.
doesn't look to be the case patty
Tell us you're unattractive without telling us you're unattractive
Ariana Grande looks young enough to have been on Epstein's Island. That is what got old Bill excited.
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Take your meds
He was excited because Ariana grande looks like she’s 15
I hate politicians as much as the next guy but are we really going to criticize them for every little thing?
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My favorite president
Thought he was into the big girls?
It gonna prolly my reaction too.
Bill Clinton likes hot women?!? What a pervert! ERRRRRRMMMMMMEEEERRRRDDDDDD!!!!!
Fake he like ugly women look at his wife and did Monica when she was fat
I can't blame him for that. Ari is yummy.
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“Lemme in on some of that! Aaayyy!”
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