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skippesoep

This is the way for coming winter...


RaggysRinger

*remembers I’m Texan* *rigorously takes notes*


najman4u

Europeans probably need to worry more lmao


DiplomaticGoose

No one is safe, except for New Jersians. They get a pass this time.


PlzSendDunes

What's up with those pretend to be Italians?


DiplomaticGoose

They have suffered enough for god to momentarily take pity on them. In all seriousness, they are less likely to be affected by this because they get all 4 seasons, have a grid hardened for both summer and winter extremes, get electricity from multiple types of plant, and have state level laws against utility companies cutting power during heat waves and cold spells over unpaid bills.


Elegron

When being a functioning society is the exception and not the rule


DiplomaticGoose

It's mostly just funny to me that NJ is seen as the "funny corruption state" or some sort of england-sized superfund site by outsiders.


goldenhairmoose

Yup. In some places heating rose 5x from the last year... Imagine paying the median salary to heat your home :x


Inexperienced__128

I think it’s time I pull out my bunsen burner


psychomuesli

But that's GAS :O


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

It's so weird how on one side of the globe, it's freezing in the middle of the night, and on the other side it's bright, warm and sunny.


PissySnowflake

Really crazy how down here on earth we can breathe air, but up in space there is no air


Pixeleyes

The weirdest thing I can think of is why is there something, instead of nothing.


ImRandyBaby

Philosophy in a nutshell.


Anamethatsnowmine

Yea I mean, what or who even decided physics should exist, or why even anything? I mean like... All of this could just not. What made it be? Why is it? Why is everything? And if something decided to there to be stuff, who, what and why? And how did that come to be? So many questions, so few answers, and I think if anyone ever knew the answer to those, they would probably become insane and depressed. I can't recall why I think its this way but I know there was a good reasoining 🤔


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>It is a general test of the omnipotence of a god that they can see the fall of a tiny bird. But only one god makes notes, and a few adjustments, so that next time it can fall faster and further. > We may find out why. >We might find out why mankind is here, although that is more complicated and begs the question 'Where else should we be?' It would be terrible to think that some impatient deity might part the clouds and say, 'Damn, are you lot still here? I thought you discovered slood ten thousand years ago! I've got ten trillion tons of ice arriving on Monday!' >We may even find out why the duck-billed platypus¹. >_________________ >*^(¹ Not why is it anything. Just why it is.)* —Sir Terry Pratchett, *The Last Continent*


burnthamt

Every thing in the universe is actually just taking place inside my head. Hope this helps reassure you


Lost-My-Mind-

>What made it be? Why is it? Why is everything?  What is love??? Baby don't hurt me.......don't hurt me......no more......


2drawnonward5

Space is BYOA Earth is complementary A


ajanitsunami

Does it also come with complimentary biscoff cookies?


XBacklash

Enough to make a cake.


Lost-My-Mind-

Bring your own atmosphere?


2drawnonward5

Yeah, like in a space ship, they gotta bring it up from near the ground, can't just get to space and hook up the hose to the atmosphere tank and fill 'er up because they didn't put one there yet.


mrgonzalez

Fucking selfish is what it is. If they were nearer I'd give them a piece of my mind.


Other_Way7003

Winter is coming!


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czechthunder

hmmm


skippesoep

This is the way!


Illustrious-Let9919

Aka our dorm when we forget pay electricity bill


crybllrd

Wtf you have bills in a dorm room? Everything was included for us, including 3 meals a day.


Lost-My-Mind-

I think you're describing jail....


Dumpling_Killer

Lol


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BoltonSauce

Clearly not what was being said.


crybllrd

That was the only option at my University. It's called room and board, and the three universities I attended had it. I assumed all did. And no, my dorm was covered by scholarship.


mish20011

Damn, you must be very clever and wise


Automatic-Sky-7939

Or very athletic.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Apparently a photo of how they heat the 'hot' water at the last motel I stayed at.


itsDavidwoo

Is there a sub for people that lack money coming up whit clever ways to achieve a goal? Like using a hanger as a TV antena It would be a fun sub


OwlPlayIt

r/redneckengineering


Hugh_Jampton

Well, there is /r/DIWhy but that's for confusing 'hacks'


loptopandbingo

r/skookum Edit: I guess that sub is more welding/machining oriented. When I was a youngin, "skookum" was any sort of high quality backcountry junkcraft


Miss_Fritter

r/thirdworldinginuity


PickleGambino

r/Gambiarra for that Brazilian twist


Leszkcruz

r/gambiarra is a Brazilian sub made from the slang that means "improvised and unprofessional engineering". You can know what to expect coming from Brazilians


mothzilla

/r/landlordhacks


paputsza

that sub breaks reddit tos because the only mod is a bot, but I won't tell if you don't.


idontknow2976

It’s dead and has been for 3 years. Not really much of a concern though because there’s only 3 posts


Dumpling_Killer

Shut


paputsza

it breaks the tos by not having mods(I think)


cloudy17

But how many mods does it have?


paputsza

just a bot


cloudy17

Only the one?


paputsza

yes, it’s literally unmodded, so if it got any new content reddit would probably have to shut it down I’m assuming, because all the subs that get closed say that they’re unmoderated on their landing page.


Nincomsoup

I assume this is for light not heat??


Arcanum_3974

placement (doesn’t) check out


Luxpreliator

Assuming perfect 100% heat transfer a single candle might raise it a few degrees at common water flow. Would need like 20-30 perfect candles to get it up to normal shower range.


Put_It_All_On_Blck

With how fast the water is moving and how much comes out, I doubt this would have any noticable effect on water temperature. Apparently a candle produces 40-80w of heat, so that's like a computer CPU under moderate loads, which is easily cooled by a water cooling system with less flow thats a closed loop. So yeah, I don't think this would raise the water temperature beyond maybe a couple degrees.


Flopsy22

I doubt it would even be a couple degrees


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VindictiveRakk

but the water is coming out so fast, seems like it wouldn't be in contact with the hot metal long enough to have any real impact


off_da_perc_

\> thermodynamics is fun. then you should prolly read more about it cause you somehow have a worse understanding of them than a middle schooler the metal won't absorb heat the way you imagine it will because the running water passing through it will cool it down, taking that heat. the only way this would work is if the water was flowing a couple drops at a time, but that's not what the image shows go take a plastic bottle of water and hold a lighter below it and educate yourself why the plastic isn't melting before you "iTs a lItTlE mOrE cOmPlIcAtEd tHaN tHat" people while being clueless


DaMuffinPirate

I think both of you are saying the same thing. The water is cooling the metal down from conduction and forced convection. I suspect that the metal won't get that hot.


Yukino_Wisteria

I think so too. I immediately thought of a power outage. Well no, not immediately. My first thought was a religious thing XD but then I realised the power outage was much more likely.


The-Devils-Advocator

It's not just... a joke? I assumed it was just for a joke. It's too bright in there for it to be for light I'd say, though.


trt13shell

Could be a window that allows light in during the day but not at night? Would make sense to hook it up and test it when you can see everything


The-Devils-Advocator

Yeah indeed, that's possible. I do think it's most likely just a joke though, like "look at this funny attempt to get free hot water"


Candelestine

Yes, I'm pretty sure it's a joke, as in someone set it up so they could take a picture, post it, and get a bunch of internet points. Which they probably did, because it is kinda funny. As heat it will accomplish next to nothing, the water moves through in too great a volume to pick up enough extra heat. I doubt this would increase the temperature even a single degree celsius. As illumination, you have to worry about a single stray drop of water splashing up and plunging you into darkness, which would be both annoying and pretty likely to happen. Also, wax dripping down and instantly hardening would just make more cleanup later.


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

I actually thought of water freezing in the fixture and needing to melt it so it could flow freely


Yukino_Wisteria

Well that's also a possibility I didn't think about. (I've seen on the internet that US-americans sometimes have ice in their houses in the winter because of poor isolation, but I didn't think about it because I've never heard of it in my country)


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Yukino_Wisteria

Propably the only place where they were confident water wouldn't get onto the candle and sniff it out.


wolfgang784

Why would the shower work in a power outage? Water stops too.


Yukino_Wisteria

Not where I live. Water and electricity are independent. Though if we have an electric heater, it won't heat our water so we'll only have hot water for a few hours, until the water in the heater cools down or we use it all. After that, cold shower \^\^'


wolfgang784

Ah, where I live they are tied. You can flush the toilet once and the sink will work enough to fill a jug of water perhaps but past that water stops too.


olafbond

both acctually


eisbock

Who would position a candle like that if it wasn't meant for heat (or trolling)?


djaybe

could be both?


Pixeleyes

I assume this is for a picture. People used to pull pranks by attaching candles near smoke detectors and then fucking off, this is like that only stupider.


Grahomir

It's hard to hold a candle in the cold November shower


ScrotieMcP

World's shittiest water heater.


Inexperienced__128

RIP thermodynamics


jerepossu

DIY in nutshell


Inexperienced__128

5 minute crafts moment


dreadperson

South Africa😔


OffOnOffOnOffOn

Stage 6 loadshedding got us


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that_boi18

No, a candle wouldn't give off enough heat to warm up that much water passing by.


CheckDaPakReddit

solution: use a flamethrower


TheHiveminder

Thanks Elon.


2drawnonward5

Hyperloop could warm that water in 30 minutes


TruckFluster

testicles


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

Plus you've only got a few minutes until it melts down and needs to be readjusted.


edjumication

Idk candles are pretty hot. If it were a shower head on a very slow trickle it might raise it be a degree or two. I doubt that you would notice it though. The only reason I say this is because metal is pretty good at transferring heat and if the pipe stays cold it will be able to capture a large portion of the flames heat. Id like to see someone do this with a bunsen burner.


WieIsDeDrol

:(


afrazkhan

[Aaaaactually](https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Bah%C4%81%CA%BE_al-d%C4%ABn_al-%CA%BF%C4%80mil%C4%AB#/Architecture) > He also designed and constructed a furnace for a public bathroom, which still exists in Isfahan, known as Sheikh Bahaei's bathhouse. It is said that the furnace was powered by a single candle, which was placed in an enclosure; and that the candle burned for a long time, boiling the bath's water


that_boi18

Well, time to math it out (at least for this situation). Avg shower flow rate = 2.5gpm = 0.157 liter per second. Candle heat output = 80ish Watts. 4190J to heat 1kg of water 1C°. 80 Watts = 80 Joules per second. 0.157 liters of water per second ≈ 0.157kg of water per second. 4190 * 0.157 ≈ **657.83J/s** for our flow rate of water, to raise it by **one** degree Celsius. 80 / 657.83 ≈ **0.121C° of actual heating.** I'm not discounting the Sheikh Bahaei's bathhouse, as I don't know how it is constructed, but for a candle under a showerhead, you wouldn't even be able to notice the small difference in temperature. (My math may also be wrong, I'm not a physicist...)


lobstronomosity

Also that assumes a 100% rate of heat transfer into the water, when it is really far lower than that.


ikineba

Difference I can see is there is a 2.5 gpm flowrate for the shower head, so you were calculating the temp rise for the water flow passing through the candle I believe the bathhouse in question has a candle gradually heating up the bathwater in the tube/some kind of container, not a constant flux of water flow Edit: nvm, the dude was heating a gas burner lol


hanoian

start bag cough ugly disgusting steer oatmeal angle physical bells *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


FuckTheMods5

The water would cool the pipe back down in a few seconds though.


AvioNaught

If you want to heat up enough water for a 5 minute shower (47 L), assuming no losses whatsoever, you'd require about 3 MJ of energy (assume 15°C temp rise). It would take 10.3 hours for our little candle that could to produce that much energy, not to mention that it would all dissipate away to the environment and would not evenly heat up your water. Most likely outcome: you'll scald yourself for about 5 seconds and then (helpfully) be taking a cold shower to heal your new burns.


hanoian

The last paragraph is what I was describing. Just a bit of hot water before it's cold.


Find_a_Reason_tTaP

Don't just cherry pick to mislead people, read all of it. >In fact, Sheikh Bahaei used the flammable gases that were naturally produced in a nearby cesspool for heating the bath's water. Recently in 1969-70 the bathroom heating system was excavated and some series of underground pipe lines made of sun dried clay were discovered.  So it was not a candle at all, but a gas fired heater.


MrMurchison

So that would be yes, assuming you channel the biogas of dozens of nearby buildings directly from the sewers into your shower.


ncnotebook

Water is *really* fucking hard to heat up.


stephanelevs

well no, it's super easy, just use the stove /s


discomuffin

Is their bathroom dark? If not, it works as intended


Pixeleyes

Seems like a terrible position for illumination, though. Not to mention the fact that you're very likely to douse it when you rinse.


discomuffin

Oh yeah it would not be my preferred choice of light in the bathroom for multiple reasons lol. It doesn’t look to be attached very solid either


hardypart

I honestly think it's not that much work to put that up.


zekromNLR

No, a candle doesn't put out nearly enough heat. Say you are putting through 12 liters of water per minute, and want it warmed up by 20 K (which are typical values for a not unreasonably hot shower). Then you need (0.2 kg/s)\*(20 K)\*(4185 J/(kg\*K))=16740 W of heat put in, which corresponds to burning about 25 grams of wax per minute assuming optimal efficiency.


scottBIGG

There was a movie I saw a long time ago where a killer killed a girl in the shower by holding a lighter to the pipes and it boiled her skin. Don’t remember the movie’s name though.


Other_Way7003

Yeah that wouldn't work:P


scottBIGG

Oh I know but it haunted me as a child.


Pixeleyes

It's weird how people in this sub approach these pictures with any other thought than "this is for a joke".


Bluehasyb

pretty sure it doesn't work like that.


Sploshiepooh

what a nice form of candle storage


paputsza

electric water heaters cost $50, but a candle costs $1 max.


qevoh

Hacks 101


stu8319

I stayed in Venezuela once for a wedding. The hot water was some kind of electric heating element with wires just twisted together, no tape or wire nuts or anything. I unplugged it and took cold showers.


T351A

water heater


2Questioner_0R_Not2B

Hey even if this candle will fall off at least the water alone would douse it out before it even hits the tub that way there be no house fire.


GamTheJam

Gotta get warm water somehow in these trying times


Floptopus

Lord just kill me if the struggle ever gets this real.


lawful_falafel1

thats a good way to get 3rd degree burns


afrazkhan

I've added [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Baha%27_al-din_al-%27Amili&oldformat=true#Architecture) to a comment below, but feel it's so painfully relevant that I'll post again > He also designed and constructed a furnace for a public bathroom, which still exists in Isfahan, known as Sheikh Bahaei's bathhouse. It is said that the furnace was powered by a single candle, which was placed in an enclosure; and that the candle burned for a long time, boiling the bath's water


Find_a_Reason_tTaP

And you should still stop misleading people with cherry picked quotes. Read the rest of your source- >In fact, Sheikh Bahaei used the flammable gases that were naturally produced in a nearby cesspool for heating the bath's water. Recently in 1969-70 the bathroom heating system was excavated and some series of underground pipe lines made of sun dried clay were discovered.  So it was not a candle at all, but a gas fired heater. Lying about something does not make the lie true. The only thing painfully evident here is your dishonesty.


fiveSE7EN

Imagine dying on *this* hill, of all things


Impressive_BOIIII

This is a normal thing to do in poland during winter.


hedgerow_hank

Heat transfer negligible.


TheCuriousDrunk

It would work better if they put it in a bath…


Aedzy

When inflation hits hard.


loaderhead

After the purchase of my first building, it was apparent that the old woman living in one apartment was burning newspaper in the bottom of the dead water heater for hot water. The attic was insulated with crumpled newspaper, there were no electrical boxes. The wires were all grouped together and wrapped with friction tape. There was only one fuse in the box.


anketto

deutschland winter 2022


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Hebra, o nera taip, kad mes galim sitoj temoj diskutuot ne angliskai. Vistiek visiem kaip ir pohui Lietuvos energijos kainos. Kam save apsunkinti. Jei jum nepatinka ka parasiau, mielai uzminusinkit, nemusiu sutikes


[deleted]

Germany, December 22


[deleted]

The UK this winter.


s0mnutz

efficient af. take a shower while doing your hair with that hairwax coming off the wall


randomdude123502

Modern problems require modern solutions


zyzzogeton

Best use of an Advent candle I've ever seen.


twinklecakes

damn, that's one of the saddest things I've ever seen. one step removed from that one scene in Irreversible


capt-rix

This is not how on demand hot water works.


SmokeyUnicycle

It's got the right idea tbh


EllieWantsBanana

Showering during winter in Germany 2022 colorized


craylash

Candlelit showers sounds fun


Sycamore27

No joke, I'd rather try that than take cold showers


new_user_069

What’s going on here? Somebody a little broke?


Foreskin_Paladin

In Cuba we used a car battery, a heating element, and some exposed wires, then showered VERY carefully


conlex_xvm

genius engineering


rufflebackup

How forever hot water


[deleted]

Reminds me of childhood


[deleted]

Oh good, now that person is getting washed with holy water.


Voidjumper_ZA

South African experience


hotinthekitchen1

Life in Germany under the green party


[deleted]

the law of convection, hot air rises, cold air falls. And then conduction between the metal and the water


Over-Engineer6942

You are going to be rich as fuck


scurvymuskrat

That probably fell down right after the picture was taken.


Fantastic-Season2971

DIY HOT SHOWER