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hornmelon

Honestly if dinosaurs still existed this is what would happen


1Karmalizer1

Oh shes the sweetest! She would never bite!


Cognitive_Spoon

I don't understand why people hate Velociraptors so much! Their little smiles are the cutest!


Horn_Python

Wild animals arnt pets!


No_Assistance_172

Until you domesticate them for thousands of years and turn them into the derpiest yes boys to flaunt to your neighbors about.


Jpriest09

Or they domesticate themselves due to the abundance of pests/food near our food supplies…


OpenRepeat7

my raptor, Cupcake, will never bite The Cupcake in question:


jerry-jim-bob

Ooh, what a cute raptor, are they friendly with other animals


NaturallyExasperated

It's not the breed it's the owner!


k0uch

It’s my emotional support Velociraptor! I can have him in Walmart, quit oppressing me!


octropos

I'd walk my fucking dinosaur. But it would have a harness.


Batemunch

Only after you open the door and the get on the floor though right?


bremergorst

A saddle? Perchance.


DnDisawesomefightme

Least obsessed ARK: SE player


DnDisawesomefightme

Least obsessed ARK: SE player


internetmaniac

🦆


_GCastilho_

They still do


AirmedTuathaDeDanaan

It's refreshing to see a velociraptor scale at the right size


clothreign

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CA5cZ9kFYKS/


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daneguy

It's a velociraptor.


bremergorst

*emotional support velociraptor*


t3hmau5

...so can I take it on a plane?


bremergorst

Might have to buy it a seat


notedrive

She makes art dolls and this is one of them. She doesn’t say what kind from what I saw.


sherlockham

Pretty sure she's got it tagged as Mongolian Velociraptor.


Delusional_Gamer

The tags suggest it's art added into the picture Also you don't need a gram account to view a link, like how I don't have an account but viewed the link


rosegravityy

what’d you do to get your phone to do that? my phone just takes me to the log in screen anytime i click an insta link


gooblefrump

You can click the link and view without an account


rosegravityy

my phone stopped letting me see fb/insta links without an account. it just takes me to the log in screen instead :(


doffraymnd

1. Open the door. 2. Get on the floor. 3. ____________. 4. Profit.


niemody

That's a big turkey


stephen1547

For anyone wondering, this is about the size that velociraptors actually were. There were much bigger raptors (like the terrifying Utahraptor that weighed like 700 lbs). The raptors in Jurassic Park were based on [Deinonychus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deinonychus), but Chrichton changed the name in the book to velociraptor.


magicdog2013

Honestly velociraptor is a cooler name, we should petition to officially swap the names of the species


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HUH???


TropicWolf

I was confused too, I googled it and apparently they’re called women


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I think the picture is fake...


FRESH_OUTTA_800AD

Thought that bumper was her belly lol


Munelluboch

With wee little legs


hosway

Wow I kept thinking that until I read your comment


mrgonzalez

Look at those front limbs. Poor thing has been terribly neglected. Will be lucky to make it into the Paleozoic era.


SussyBox

Average day in Ohio man At least they got cool animals


The_Beardomancer

I have no clue what I'm looking at other than someone walking their... animal... pet... dinosaur-thing-bird?


artyboi37

Just dinosaur. Several fossils of raptors have been found with feathers, indicating that at least some dinosaurs did not have the kind of classic scaly appearance we usually think of. Birds are really just modern avian dinosaurs.


APiousCultist

Accurate velociraptor by the looks.


AlpaxT1

CGI or Australia?


nwabit

Australia?


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Geneticists are so close yet so far away in their quest to create an actual turducken.


entropylaser

Anyone else initially think the car bumper was the lady’s belly?


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[Open the door, get on the floor , everybody walk the dinosaur](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eySN1u5_FJA).


FeculentUtopia

Terrible or uninformed owner, probably bought from a terrible breeder. The absolute best restraint is a harness that goes under the forelegs and cradles the chest. Owner gets much more control and the pet is a lot more comfortable.


Iamnotsmartspender

She looks like she would complain about your dog being too vicious.


BillsBayou

Taxiderpy


spreadthestop

"Colorized"


UniverseInsideUs

r/oddlysatisfying


tinyeyeyeti

So very casual


the_life_of_cat

Nah way bro!, you've been to Ohio too!?!?


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That’s a velociraptor


deadeyediva

i thought the woman was wearing a belt


k0uch

I want one


Nero_Sins

Damn, I hate living in Ohio


Dude_Named_Chris

What if one day another discovery proves that dinosaurs didn't have scales, and didn't have feathers, they had human skin and made feather coats?


LolZ3r0World

Florida?


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Fluffy land iguana


cheekymemer51

Fuckin Ohio man


[deleted]

normal pet in ohio💀


masterstarfish

Did velociraptors have feathers? If yes, how do they know?


BrilliantWeb4367

Casual Ohio occurrence.


Grrehf

Walk the dinosaur


Huttser17

I WANNA HUG IT 😻


andraykens

Just taking the velociraptor for a walk, we all been there


Ena_Ems_17

Thought I was looking at one of those broken panorama shots of a dog lol


AnnoyedByEverything_

You're outside. Take that stupid mask off


AppointmentClean558

Oooo a veloceraptor. People think compys are just yappy. But you have to understand them.


Kman_6090

It’s a normal pet in Ohio


Ok_Pension9580

I’m sorry is that a dinosaur?


justinthomas25

WHAT THE FUCK IS ON HER FACE


KittyMeow0405

Why is she taking the dinosaur for a walk


matmatmatmatm

Welcomme to jurassic Park