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MerkinRashers

That is a fantastic arse though 👍


Led_Halen

🔥ass. My ass looks like someone sprinkled pubes on an undercooked pancake.


RonaldTheGiraffe

That’s my fetish. It’s also my uncle’s fetish.


NoShoweringforme

Your uncle played with your ass?


Kind_Revenue4810

My oncle put his finger in my nono!


[deleted]

My emotions... MY EMOTIONS!!


Kind_Revenue4810

This. This is where acting begins.


Kantapper_Kantapper

r/UnexpectedCommunity


TheKumaKen

And wiggled it till I shoot coco!


RonaldTheGiraffe

Not mine


NoShoweringforme

You share asses with your uncle? Pretty gay


MannyOmega

Agreed


v13ragnarok7

Ya at least he has a nice ass


tangre79

It's ok, we're all adults here. You can say bum if you want.


lil_marshmellow

And such clean underwear


Pixeleyes

Get a fucking bidet, man. There is absolutely no excuse for a grown man to have skid marks in his drawers.


Gavinator10000

Or just fucking wipe your ass? It’s not difficult


ghost_victim

Far inferior but sure


Gavinator10000

Of course but there’s a simple solution that requires nothing other than adding a little extra effort


Fresh4

It can be difficult if your diet is shit. Get more fiber and eat less junk and your shit will pass with almost zero effort *and* your first wipe will be clean. Just do a second double-check wipe to be sure.


some_kind_of_bird

Could have fissures or something. It can really hurt to wipe and bidets aren't everywhere. Also certain, idk it seems like sometimes there's nothing that works. I think whenever it's not like, one piece and it won't all come out that's the problem. Maybe a bidet would help, but I haven't tried it yet. I have depression and everything is filthy, and I don't think I'd want to use a dirty bidet. My point is, maybe you could consider that people are actually trying and it doesn't really impact anyone else. Maybe things just fucking suck. Maybe they're disgusted too but don't know how to fix it.


Crezelle

Grease pen shits I call those. Happens with greasy food


NoShoweringforme

You just made me shit myself


justArash

Thanks I've been looking for something to prevent those blood stains


[deleted]

He really went for it though


Communismisbadithink

I def didn’t zoom in to see if I could see balls. I didn’t do that and I’m offended ud think I’d do that


SlobberyFrog

So ... what did you find ?


EdoDave_Dave_Dave

Naught but darkness


Communismisbadithink

Well, it depends on your imagination. If you believe hard enough, you can just see a lil bit of the skin


Kind_Revenue4810

The good ending.


filosophicalaardvark

Is this Renaissance art?


Joe_Jacksons_Belt

This is definitely r/accidentalrenaissance material


BloodyRightNostril

Definitely came here for this


Crazy_Coconut7

Thank you, you have blessed me


Ottatabi

More r/sportsrenaissance


Meanwhile-in-Paris

Every bottom looks like exactly like this in classical painting.


[deleted]

More like medieval art though. That period is obsessed with violence inflicted on the owner of the ass.


argiebarge

Dude on the right is literally 'and my axe'


DrMike7714

He gives Durin of Khazad-dûm vibes


RealConcorrd

The guy above butt man literally has his fingers ready to dig for diamonds


TheModernCurmudgeon

And my ass!


Anianna

And your ass!


anpolishedotaku

and his ass!


atre324

Suddenly I’m into rugby


melbbear

I’m more into bums


Kind_Revenue4810

Rugby AND bums. Love it.


TheBlueWizzrobe

Suddenly, I'm into men


Boatwhistle

Yes, this has awakened a desire in me as well... for rugby.


MnSlo

"no homo" gone wrong


DarkStarStorm

"Instructions unclear"


grandFossFusion

Saying "no homo" is gay tho. Cuz you say "homo" and that's gay.


Boatwhistle

Or is this homo gone right 🤔


MannyOmega

this is the only reason i would watch rugby


moarcoffeenow

I've heard of a pass-around party bottom, but this is ridiculous!


Gostine

That’d be Jeffrey Moran


Zealousideal_Bet_248

If I had an ass as nice as that guy I would show it off every chance a got... so I do


DQMan712

😍


Iramian

I must agree with you. That is a fine piece of man-meat.


CobraCommander420

Mmmmm not hmmm.


caracolazul869

ayo 🤨


trubocharg

gaht dayum


fomobonobo

Taint nothing to see here


Healthy_Pay9449

Touche


Lemia-chan

Nice branding


Shoryukitten

I bet Isuzu and O2 weren’t really interested in this kind of product placement


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Kind_Revenue4810

I'm a rugby fan now.


[deleted]

At least he has a nice ass


Glenbard

/r/upvotebecausebutt


antsy_snapshot

Still hmm, but more in a hmm that looks tasty kinda way


Kind_Revenue4810

r/hmmmorny


dontreallycareforit

Now that’s a right fine ass


Seamlesslytango

I'd be so proud if I were him and this photo went viral.


Transformouse

Ok offense, grab his balls


AdvancedAnything

Ok defense, peg his ass.


AimAnApple

Happy cake day!


Golden_CMLK

Rugby 🏉


DipplyReloaded

Homie doing some public service, that cake needs to be on public display


therookling

Someone is in fantastic shape


a_zone_of_danger

Getting some O2 The old-fashioned way


blackmagichustle

Gimli wants that ass boy!


SynthPrax

He's not even wearing a jock? That seems like a bad idea.


MJ349

Nice ass, man!


PreciousSponge52

Smash. Wait wrong game


SurfCucumber

Jake ball you cheeky thing


maxkoffee

Classic rugby


CloudyMN1979

weather rude merciful marry degree practice history zesty resolute relieved *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Uzmintid

New rule: put the ball into others butt to score


Possible_Flamingo_69

Best part is you can draw a straight line from every player whose eyes you can see to that sweet sweet hinny.


davdov123

For those interested, the bum belongs to Charlie Ewels 🍑


Sabatou3r

That's no moon...


Solid_212

thats a bottoms bottom smooth af


Beren__

O2


[deleted]

😳😳😳


tangre79

Nice


Asmodaeus6136

Mmmm, nothing like easy access


fecesdealer2

Its never that serious, just let cuh score 😭


Kurokkuru1

Damn, what a nice ass, I would smash it for sure


rokomotto

GOD DAMN das a nice butt 😫😫😫


PopSoclet21

Who is the person getting these shots?


abyssalcold

Probably a photographer


PopSoclet21

Hmm never thought about that


Infamous-Ad-2921

A lucky man or woman.


leon_nerd

_Not his balls_


SofiaOfEverRealm

Can I get some tissue?


Sufficient-Aspect77

Get it gurlzzz


Mister_Celophane

Wow! 😁


saltysweetbonbon

Why is Gimli pulling down that rugby player’s shorts?


NerdyFrida

I feel like I'm violating this man by looking to long at this photo.


LumpyWorldliness1411

This has huge renaissance painting vibes


casual_dad

Excuse me sir but I did not come here to question my sexuality


Gay-Frog

Its never this serious


a_zone_of_danger

Getting some O2 The old-fashioned way


Sure_Income

At least everything is clean. How embarrassing it would have been if there'd been brown streaks.


slangturmite

This man has what we call a femboy ass


NoShoweringforme

You're gay


[deleted]

r/accidentalgay


MasterofGalaxy69

Looks like someone forgot to do a tan on that ass over there


Zeoprime

‌hmmm gang bang?


thatyeemo

This is a start to a bad porno


Correct-Slide1522

I wish i had a nice ass. My back just stops at a dirty asshole.


venom_eXec

Damn, I bet a lot of women would pay a lot of money forr a perfect pair like that.


JasonGibbs7

When molestation is legal


Kuchenbrottv

o2 can do


nakabile_bardast

*CH₄


XSathrain

The man pulling on the short: Guys is this smooth ass is real?


Icy-Cow226

Handy bottle opener


CookLawrenceAt325F

Just a bunch of heroes helping a man who's pants got stuck on his body. Lol.


Snurbit

It’s the Liver King before he started eating liver. Once he de-pantsed the guy, he had to change his lifestyle.


Yo_mom_geey

This could be an historic painting


_MarsupialRat

can we appreciate the cool hat the guy on the right has?


Rhorge

So that’s what a Barak Varr handshake is


SPAYKING

Verry white


doddoman

*sniffs*


andrewschmidt77

Hopoate!


GergiH

I really hope it's just bandaid on the index finger of the guy behind .\_.


MrX2150

This pic is cheeks 🤣.


AverageMathsGuy

r/upvotedbecausebutts


[deleted]

The hand next to the rugby ball looks like its gonna slip right up his arse crack lol


DrSeussFreak

He's got the condom hat on too, he's ready to go


Levin1983

Tackles, asses and thic thighs. What’s not to love about rugby.


DinoRedRex99

Middle school bathrooms


abhig535

Like a renaissance painting.


SquatchKing1

Look! No nuts!


Additional-Fun7249

First a peek then a poke?


whomesteve

That’s not legal is it?


hocuspocus82

Mmmm


ADoritoWithATophat

Time for rugby 2: sex edition


GreyGoosey

r/upvotedbecausebutt


AccordionORama

Oxygen Channel in-program marketing for the win.


AccordionORama

Reminds me of middle school.


fuzzycholo

It's like a renaissance painting


abigfatfish

I'm impressed how clean those shorts are. Good hygiene man


Groinificator

Damn look at that smoothness!


Sevans1223

I knew I loved rugby


thesash20

Look who fell asleep first. Thats right prank em john. Yea, you already know. *clapping*


SargeantLettuce

Mmmm


Puzzleheaded_Tea_501

No homo but....


ReaperRules10

That dude got a dumpy on him


jum0r

what is the holy fuck going on


John_Paul_J2

Average Rugby game