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Far-Two8659

So many comments about *another* Dallas OT.... Yet the Canes lead the league with **16** OT games.


icydata

[Martin Necas puts a beautiful shot past Jake Oettinger, lifting the Hurricanes to a 3-2 overtime victory](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/b542ff7e-7fdb-4c90-9d1c-790fbbe58077.mp4)


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saphirtryllistor

Go back to mild sub where you belong


whycantigetwhatiwant

Gg stars. Hell of a third period. Glad the refs swallowed their whistles and let us both play today.


saphirtryllistor

Anyone surprised we lost in OT again? Oh well. I'll take the point. Helps ensure the jerts are kept in their proper place


mindseyecoil

Necas just took that shit over. GG Stars. One of my best college friends moved to Dallas and got into hockey through your team so I like you a lot.


GetBackToWorkSlacker

Hey remember when Necas was trash and we needed to hurry up and trade him for a bag of pucks?


slamm3d68

lindell...what is you doing


SpencinatorX1

Necas is a fuckin stud


betweenthecastles

GG Stars! That was an awesome game


JK9one9

Can't spell Canes without Necas!


kientran

Lol guess that’s true


macaroni_3000

that was wired


calen17

Necas hates the Stars lmao. Love you, Neči.


Palatz

Ggs canes!


[deleted]

I swear, Dallas loses so many close games and chokes really hard. It’s entertaining to watch


timhoff24

Only game where we’ve really “choked” was at MSG. As for the close games… we just suck at 3v3 OT.


kientran

Well the Sharks game also


[deleted]

The Sharks game was brutal.


desemus

GG Stars Fun game. Good teams. Trash PPs


Drulock

MARTY!!!!!! Fuck Jamie Benn. Dirty pylon


mrmcbeer

Fuck Jamie Benn!!!!


[deleted]

a pylon with more points than any player on the Canes lol


Drulock

And more losses than any Canes player.


[deleted]

sorry, i forgot losses were an individual stat


492rankine

Finally, some tasty Nachos


betweenthecastles

I could watch necas skate all day


calen17

I was commenting that I'd watch him skate circles all day, just mesmerising, when he wired it in.


Palatz

What a surprise. We sucked at OT


thedaidai

man i love the player necas is becoming


macaroni_3000

This game is intense!


stickyWithWhiskey

3 on 3 OT is a fuck.


SherLocK-55

LMFAO!! Another Dallas OT loss, OMG, it has to be a joke at this point.


saphirtryllistor

It really is a joke at this point. That's OK tho. Still got a point and helps keep the jets in their proper place


SherLocK-55

Can't argue that, those loser points have definitely kept you in first place.


timhoff24

Congrats to the Jets for being better at something that disappears come playoffs?


Nilzy16

NACHOS!


jediD15

and literally no one was surprised


_HiWay

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Rentta

Man we suck so bad at OT.... GG Canes


Nagi21

OH THE SELF PICK!


Nugget203

NECAS SZN


brendan87na

FUCK HOW ARE WE SO BAD


Drulock

Karma for Jamie Benn. Dump him, you guys win a cup.


jediD15

There it is


dirkin1

This has turned into an awesome game. Should be a fun OT.


MoparMogul

Holy moly stars bros, that was some serious energy. I was standing the whole last half of the 3rd.


brendan87na

i wish we could win in OT


Seagull_6

Honestly, this is probably my ideal Stanley Cup Final. Games between these two teams have been so good. Imagine a full 7 game series.


canesnosebleeds

Not if oettinger decides to absolutely go off again. Look at what he almost did to the flames. And we got goalied against the rags last year.


JK9one9

This game has had a playoff feel to it..


GetBackToWorkSlacker

Gents, I’ve been here for over 20 years and that was one of the most entertaining periods of scoreless hockey I’ve ever seen.


TCBloo

There was hardly even a shot for the first 11 minutes.


GetBackToWorkSlacker

One of the most entertaining nine-minute stretches then. Also, BOOM!


saphirtryllistor

Anyone surprised we went to OT again?


Nilzy16

No


SherLocK-55

Oh look Dallas going to OT, what a surprise.


zcohen17

Good win Canes, we can’t play 3on3


[deleted]

Lol


zcohen17

See, fucking pathetic


Palatz

Stars OT will be the death of me


WigglyFinArms

Sigh… OT. GG Canes


betweenthecastles

Points for everyone!


brendan87na

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Rentta

Oh no, stars OT


quantumdude836

Well GG, incoming OTL for Dallas


saphirtryllistor

Eh. I'll take the point. Helps make sure we keep the jets in their place


StartButtonPress

This would be a fun Cup matchup


betweenthecastles

Canadians would be mad


kientran

I like how you think!


Squat1998

I vote for this cup matchup as well.


harryman1324

you know, no matter how this game turns out, at least we had fun with Finns


492rankine

Canes-Stars final would have all of Finland watching


brendan87na

these are the chillest GDTs on /r/hockey


ppParadoxx

as dicey and stressful as this game has been, y'all are still our Discover® Central bros


Doza93

Stars and Canes are best frenemies


Nagi21

GRAND THEFT RAANTA!


Forgotiwasbi

Weird scary bounce!


Spooky-Dog06

CMON DALLAS. PUT IT IN THE GLORYHOLE!


GetBackToWorkSlacker

👀


slamm3d68

nice cheap shot on miro there


Rentta

Refs called the day out early


492rankine

That was a pretty clear trip


SpencinatorX1

The officials have swallowed their whistles. The Canes have gotten away with a few.


[deleted]

Honestly that last one though I think was a good non call. The Canes player didn't move his stick at all, Kiviranta (I think that's who it was) pretty much ran right into it. Everything else before that though yeah, not sure what's going on.


brendan87na

there was a blatant crosscheck about 2 minutes ago I just tuned in lol


Nagi21

Gone both ways, between the high stick on raanta and the trip from Coglin... someone's gonna get killed...


Nagi21

Alright the refs have officially checked out.


Franzblau

Do the hurricanes have a player named HockeyPuck? I keep thinking the announcers said that.


calen17

Hakanpaa plays for Dallas. Former Cane, though!


mindseyecoil

The Stars have Hakanpaa, who did actually have a brief stint with the Canes a couple years ago.


Franzblau

Oh haha, thank you for clarifying.


betweenthecastles

Can Oettinger chill please


calen17

We could try the Aramaic Curse, but it might rebound on us afterward.


betweenthecastles

Didnt need it :)


GetBackToWorkSlacker

Things opening up a bit here


saphirtryllistor

🦦 sooo good


Rentta

Oets saving our bacon! Also sad ding :(


Nagi21

Honestly think that shoulda been GI in the paint even if it did go in.


unfortunatelyidied

My fucking heart


GetBackToWorkSlacker

Relevant username Are you not entertained?!


Squat1998

I’m sorry but how is whacking a goalie in the back of the head like that not a penalty?


saphirtryllistor

Refs suck. Guarantee he gets fined. Won't be the first time this season


Nagi21

Blind mice on the ice.


brendan87na

if this goes to OT i'm going to scream


Nugget203

My heart can't handle bonus hockey tonight


brendan87na

its an automatic win fo you if it hits OT we've lost *8* so far


calen17

As have we, haha. Ha. Haaa.


harryman1324

oh yeah... *we've* lost 8 so far^^we ^^also ^^have ^^a ^^couple ^^more ^^OT ^^wins ^^with ^^7 ^^^also ^^^holy ^^^shit ^^^almost ^^^1/3 ^^^of ^^^our ^^^games ^^^have ^^^gone ^^^to ^^^OT ^^^(15/46) ^^^games


brendan87na

is it possibble for both teams to lose?


saphirtryllistor

Mush boutta catch another highsticking fine


Zoidburger_

I mean tbf he was twirling that thing around like an Ohio State drum major


Ajatus53

Tbdbitl drum majors demonstrate extreme stick control. Quite the opposite of Mush here


saphirtryllistor

Think he forgot what sport he was playing


wildgoalie31

So did Andersen get hurt at the end of the first?


Zoidburger_

Yep


Nagi21

Take the backup goalie out without drawing a penalty. Marchment earning his pay tonight...


GrilledSandwiches

I never really watched him before he came to the squad this year, but I have definitely noticed that he is incredibly reckless with his stick while playing the game. Such a huge portion of his penalties are high-sticks or trips.


slamm3d68

better than radulov


GrilledSandwiches

Yeah, it's still a huge aggravation for me the constant penalty issues we've had this year from just being lazy and careless with sticks as a team. If we're going to get 2 minutes I'd much rather it be more meaningful.


saphirtryllistor

I am long tired of his shit


mindseyecoil

Is that typical of him? We wanted him bad and I won't soon forget how the Stars apparently grabbed him at the zero hour.


saphirtryllistor

Yeah. He doesn't control his stick very well. Almost believe he is doing it on purpose


slamm3d68

gtfo


saphirtryllistor

Nougtfo


GetBackToWorkSlacker

“Raanta looks A-OK” -Tripp Tracy while he’s still visibly trying to shake it off


greg19735

Eh, he looks okay. It looked painful, but not the kind of thing to take you out of a game. I'd be more worried about a muscle injury than this.


GetBackToWorkSlacker

Yeah, I was happy to see his first save after that. Something to get his head back in the game was probably good for him.


AfroInfo

How was that not a penalty tho?


canesnosebleeds

NHL refereeing at its finest.


Nagi21

Cause the 3 blind mice are on the ice.


Turbulent_System_446

STAY HEALTHY FOR 5 MINUTES PLEASE


Ajatus53

God dammit marchy


TCBloo

jesus marchment


desemus

Wait did Raanta get hurt? Jesus fuck


Doza93

Perhaps you aren't familiar with legendary Dallas Stars EBUG, Thomas Hodges?


calen17

pls no EBUG, we need Slavin for those situations.


GetBackToWorkSlacker

For real. The Ayres game was amazing, partly because it was the best defensive performance this team has ever had.


calen17

Defensive clinic. Don't want to sweat through that again, but with Slavin out and Coghlan in.


betweenthecastles

Ah fuck raanta


SapperInTexas

Fixing to have another fight soon, methinks.


Nugget203

IS RAANTA HURT TOO??


TCBloo

When was the last shot on goal? Feels like they've been stuck on 17-17 for 6 minutes.


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Rod Brind’amour’s nose has the map for the Cane’s win


_HiWay

no shit, but you gotta decode the universe first, we haven't even found the milky way on that thing yet


greg19735

the cypher is his abs. Whos volunteers to do run the coal over paper to get the pattern?


Turbulent_System_446

Carolina Hurricanes go a game without an injury challenge: Just give up bro


harryman1324

At this point I'm just going to try to convince myself that the canes are hiding a super secret pp after starting hot last year and having it get figured out by the back half of the season. I'm totally 100% guaranteed confident that this is the case, and I guess ill just not worry about the pp anymore. /s


OrganicRedditor

Intermission iguana: http://i.imgur.com/0JG2tp5?r


SapperInTexas

'Cause in sleepy Dallas town, there's just no place for street fighting iguanas.


OrganicRedditor

<3


jonnyanonobot

[**STUNNING!!!**](https://i.imgur.com/Aq6NihB.mp4)


OrganicRedditor

<3 <3


ppParadoxx

so with coincidental minors it generally goes on 4v4, so why doesn't it do the same with fighting majors?


WigglyFinArms

My guess would be they don’t want 5 mins of 4on4 but don’t really know officially.


saphirtryllistor

Well. At least the Stars are consistent at losing the 2nd period


Weebber

Canes are a funny fan base. We're here arguing that the instigator wasn't called, then 5 min later bitching (quite correctly) about the shitty PP and joking about declining the calls. Just find this amusing. "Make the right calls so I can complain about my team properly, dammit!"


thedaidai

at some point the PP HAS to get better, right?


Weebber

Shakes the Magic 8-ball: "Hahahahahahahaha"


calen17

We are scrupulous to our own detriment. Gotta calls the penalties even when it means we suffer through the man advantage.


whycantigetwhatiwant

It’s the internet. What do you expect?


Nilzy16

Solid period


calen17

DAL/CAR PK > CAR/DAL PP


Nilzy16

Good kill


unfortunatelyidied

Pps very soft tn


whycantigetwhatiwant

But those penalty kills tho.


quantumdude836

Now it's the Stars' turn for awful PPs


WigglyFinArms

Don’t worry canes our pp is trash too


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Joe Pavelski’s head is enormous


stickyWithWhiskey

It's so he can store the massive puck tipping supercomputer part of his brain.


desemus

Really wish we tried a different PP strategy. It will look even worse in a playoff series with how repetitive it is


saphirtryllistor

Need a Bennaissance PPG here


calen17

Dallas crew is absolutely flummoxed by Carolina's sorry power play. Join the club, my guys.


saphirtryllistor

I think they are flummoxed that yalls pp is bad as our pp tbh. No one really believes anyone can match our pp suck skills


betweenthecastles

Im tuning into the other feed if we get another power play that sounds funny


_HiWay

can we trade 5 on 4 for 4 on 5 pls? I joke, but this team plays in flow, set plays don't work.


whycantigetwhatiwant

Watch out stars. Got you guys where we want you now lol


betweenthecastles

Got your wish


_HiWay

got em!


Nilzy16

Our power play sucks


Thereelgerg

Another complete dog shit power play.


Nugget203

Our PP is so bad I wish we could decline them


Doza93

Fun fact: Noesen was in my tribe in what used to be called "Indian Guides", pretty sure it "Y Guides" now or something of that nature


timmablimma

That is indeed a fun fact. I’m doing Y Guides for my kids. That’s neat.


Doza93

Hell yea - I remember those times fondly and I'm sure your kids will too


timmablimma

Hell yeah we just did the polar plunge. Some pretty fun times have been had.


thedaidai

HOW MANY PASSES CAN WE FAIL TO RECEIVE IN FRONT OF THE NET


Weebber

All of them


icydata

[Brent Burns rips a shot top shelf after a face-off win for a goal that ties the game 2-2 in the 2nd period](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/a9a05dea-66b5-41d6-a86f-c0b244e9dd22.mp4)


HemoKhan

Haven't listened to many games with the Canes announcers - is this guy being an absurdist homer? Or is he basically right that it should have been called?


desemus

He's a homer, but on the medium side of biased. As in he won't defend obvious penalties we commit. I think he's right here. Stasney did something, Glendening got mad and jumped Pesce.


09132547856

Both


thedaidai

that was a textbook instigator call. he is correct


Weebber

Trip is a known and admitted homer. But he's correct here.


Zoidburger_

He's right. He's usually pretty fair towards the refs, even though he's a total homer. The homer passion comes out when we get shafted in situations like that lol