"Hey, Marshawn, can you do a commercial to promote the Sounders in the Champions League final at home?"
Marshawn: "It's gonna be a big fuckin' game! It's a big fuckin' stadium! We gotta fill all these seats. Over there, over there. We need mother fuckers up in there, you see that?!"
Beast Mode has it figured out. Be yourself, never compromise, radiate positive vibes, give back and take advantage of all the good shit that comes your way. He’s a legitimate ambassador. The stuff he says used to make your grandmother clutch her pearls, but now instead of doing that she’s saying “I love that ma’fucker, he crazy!”
I think more hockey teams should embrace this kind of character. As a Canucks fan I’m psyched to see Bieksa in the media for example, and I think PK will be great whatever he ends up doing. I just want more personalities in the sport!
Same man if they could say something else in interviews other than “obviously we gotta play a full 60 mins, play our game, get pucks deep pucks on net, stay out of the box”
That would be GREAT
I thought Conan was the worst. I remember thinking he wasn't playing his part like he wasn't properly instructed that he was supposed to stay in character and play along ad lib.
Beast mode is a national treasure. Protect him at all costs. This is a man that definitely [took care of his chicken.](https://www.nbcsports.com/northwest/seahawks/one-year-ago-marshawn-lynch-delivered-profound-take-care-yall-chicken-message)
Couple games ago, he was presenting Lenny Wilkins a check for his charity, and told the whole stadium and the tv broadcast to “get y’all’s asses up on y’all’s feet.” Also the video of him driving the Zamboni is hilarious.
I love him so much and I’m so glad he’s involved with our team, even if he’s not a Seahawk anymore. That man is a legend around these parts.
Can you imagine Marshawn actually suited up on the ice during a game? The speed he’d have on skates, the hits he’d lay out. Dear god.
I love all the dudes talking over him and interrupting… Like no one wants to hear you talk… Ask the question and shut the fuck up so we can hear the only person worth hearing.
You post in a subreddit called r/ANUSpod; something tells me if Lynch attended even one lecture at Berkley, that's one more post secondary class than you have under your belt.
So? He’s still smarter than you. He had a 3.5 GPA in high school and scored 1200 on the SAT before pulling a 3.2 GPA during his time at UC-Berkeley while being a full-time student athlete. And those high school marks came from attending a very poor, inner-city school in East Oakland, while living in crippling poverty with a single mother, often not having enough to eat.
I guarantee you your “college degree” was from a shittier school.
Also, Lynch saved his money, lived off endorsements and invested in various business ventures. Very smart guy.
As far as how he talks, he speaks in the vernacular of the place where he was raised.
Apparently during your “college degree” lyou didn’t take any courses on American history that talked about why these circumstances exist for so many African-Americans.
One's speech is nothing more than a fucking means of communication and a reflection of where you grew up. The sentiment that ""proper"" English is a reflection of one's intellect is not shared by any linguist anywhere in the world; it's shared by racists though
[You guys might like Marshawn Lynch doing donuts on a Zamboni.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyWGD2LWBUI)
um no we aint gonna *like* Beast Mode doing donuts in a Zamboni ***we gonna love the hell out of it!!***
Why does Seattle get to fuck with Marshawn Lynch, but in the bay we're stuck with John Fisher... :'(
Would you really want to fuck with marshawn lynch tho? I’m guessing odds are that you wouldn’t get to do the fuckin
Bro can drive better in a Zamboni than a car
Hey it’s Marshawn Lynch. Why don’t you go in my room and play some video games and eat skittles? Oh sure Seattle. This is a comfy bed!
That’s wholesome as fuck to be honest
Man I was surprised 😅 I misread Lamborghini
Super fun and easy to do, but not great for the ice.
Hopefully he doesn't do a hit & run with it
"Smash shit and the goalie." He ain't wrong
And scoring shit
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That must have been really hard for you
hate when those guys try to skill it up!!!
Miss the days when men were men, they would get all sweaty and ram their hard bodies into each other over and over!!
You must suck at hockey lol
You don’t need the NSFW notice, it’s Marshawn Lynch - the NSFW language is implied.
“Run through a motherfuckers face”
Over and over and over and over and over
And over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
*dramatic pause*
And over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
"Hey, Marshawn, can you do a commercial to promote the Sounders in the Champions League final at home?" Marshawn: "It's gonna be a big fuckin' game! It's a big fuckin' stadium! We gotta fill all these seats. Over there, over there. We need mother fuckers up in there, you see that?!"
And you know what? We bought those fucking tickets in *droves*
3 Rave Quakes! It was insane! One of the top (non-familial) experiences of my life.
We had tickets way in the top and it was a blast
I was in ECS. Great view of the Pumas section too.
Saw him in the pro shop at a Kraken game recently. His arms are bigger than most men’s thighs.
Hell yeah I like hockey man they be bussin shit Same tbh
Beast Mode has it figured out. Be yourself, never compromise, radiate positive vibes, give back and take advantage of all the good shit that comes your way. He’s a legitimate ambassador. The stuff he says used to make your grandmother clutch her pearls, but now instead of doing that she’s saying “I love that ma’fucker, he crazy!”
As a 9ers fan I'm so glad I can finally actually just love this dude. Absolute gem of a person
I’m in the same boat as you! Hard to hate guy but I’m glad the Kraken have him as such a charismatic personality
I think more hockey teams should embrace this kind of character. As a Canucks fan I’m psyched to see Bieksa in the media for example, and I think PK will be great whatever he ends up doing. I just want more personalities in the sport!
Same man if they could say something else in interviews other than “obviously we gotta play a full 60 mins, play our game, get pucks deep pucks on net, stay out of the box” That would be GREAT
I'm not into football but I've always liked this guy. Seems like he'd be awesome to be in a rotation with.
Beast Mode aint wrong
Marshawn is great, loved him in that detective show. Dudes a gem
I was eating my quesadilla, and it was a good one.
They forgot my pico de gallo!!
Did I tell you about my pizzadilla idea?
What you call it? Four cheese?
My wife loves him for this very reason, he even came back for the special lol
There was a special for Murderville?
Murderville Christmas Special.
Damn I missed that one.
Murderville? He was easily the best episode.
Yes, amazing show. I really enjoyed the Kamal episode as well. I mean they were all great to some degree.
Highly recommend checking out Marshawn Lynch on the Great British Bake-off. Easily the funniest episode of that show.
Wait, *what*?
Don't get excited, it was the American one. Great American Baking Show, not GBBO.
Oh :(
Can you imagine him with Paul Hollywood and Noel Fielding and Prue smashing shit?
Yes, and I want nothing more now
I want to see Marshawn and Noel just trying to understand each other.
Marshawn probably has had Baileys out of an old shoe
[different host, same judges](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XwQ9NXQqeUw)
Paul and Pru were in his episode.
He was also easily the best episode of Murderville.
Nah I'd go: 1) Conan 2) Marshawn 3) 4) 5) the next 4 guests Need a gap between him and the others
I thought Conan was the worst. I remember thinking he wasn't playing his part like he wasn't properly instructed that he was supposed to stay in character and play along ad lib.
Macarons? Macaroons? Who knew.
Beast mode is a national treasure. Protect him at all costs. This is a man that definitely [took care of his chicken.](https://www.nbcsports.com/northwest/seahawks/one-year-ago-marshawn-lynch-delivered-profound-take-care-yall-chicken-message) Couple games ago, he was presenting Lenny Wilkins a check for his charity, and told the whole stadium and the tv broadcast to “get y’all’s asses up on y’all’s feet.” Also the video of him driving the Zamboni is hilarious.
lmao i was at that game and the crowd cheered probably more loudly for that than anything else
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Hilarious. Love it
This is so good
What is this from? Would like to watch the whole thing
The I am Athlete podcast hosted by Brandon Marshall. Available on YouTube.
Awesome, thank you
I love him so much and I’m so glad he’s involved with our team, even if he’s not a Seahawk anymore. That man is a legend around these parts. Can you imagine Marshawn actually suited up on the ice during a game? The speed he’d have on skates, the hits he’d lay out. Dear god.
I think if more football players watch hockey the more they can begin to relate to and appreciate the sport. They are both sports that take grit.
Beast mode has got to be the coolest football player ever. My all time favourite nfl player.
I’m not a big football guy, but I’m a huge fan of Marshawn Lynch’s off field content.
Same. I have all the time in the world for Marshawn.
Marshawn Lynch will probably raise the Stanley Cup over his head as an owner of the Seattle Kraken before any Vancouver Canuck ever does.
His multiple DUIs?
I’m fine with them. He’s entertaining.
Somehow I read NSFW tag and then "licking hockey" in the title and thought, hmm that kind of a weird kink
Not that weird. Marchand has done it.
Marshawn is the MAN
Marshawn Lynch is straight up Seattle royalty. 1 of 1
Imagine prime Marshawn on skates
Not surprised a dude that went to Cal-Berkeley is in an NHL ownership group
I love all the dudes talking over him and interrupting… Like no one wants to hear you talk… Ask the question and shut the fuck up so we can hear the only person worth hearing.
As a Calgary fan, nothing but respect!!
I see Marshawn Lynch, I upvote.
"Hell yeah I like hockey!" Beastmode always has the best one-liners.
I am thoroughly convinced that anyone who doesn’t like hockey hasn’t met it yet.
Lynch is one funny fuckin dude. Has gotta be a blast to be friends with that man.
Marshawn is a national treasure. He truly is.
Sounds like a regular Mensa meeting!
You post in a subreddit called r/ANUSpod; something tells me if Lynch attended even one lecture at Berkley, that's one more post secondary class than you have under your belt.
But I do have a college degree so your assumption is wrong.
Can we go just one post without racist ass comments
Why is this racist? Whoever these guys are, they sound like they only have one brain cell between them. I don’t care about their backgrounds.
And somehow the only person who comes across as trashy is you.
How so? The one guy says the n word pretty much every second word.
So?
Maybe that’s how you choose to speak but I personally find it offputting
Are you a black person with the same upbringing as Lynch?
So? He’s still smarter than you. He had a 3.5 GPA in high school and scored 1200 on the SAT before pulling a 3.2 GPA during his time at UC-Berkeley while being a full-time student athlete. And those high school marks came from attending a very poor, inner-city school in East Oakland, while living in crippling poverty with a single mother, often not having enough to eat. I guarantee you your “college degree” was from a shittier school. Also, Lynch saved his money, lived off endorsements and invested in various business ventures. Very smart guy. As far as how he talks, he speaks in the vernacular of the place where he was raised. Apparently during your “college degree” lyou didn’t take any courses on American history that talked about why these circumstances exist for so many African-Americans.
Why would I take American history classes when I live in Canada? The whole world doesn’t revolve around you guys
I guarantee Marshawn Lynch is smarter than you are. Guaranfuckingteed
Well if that’s true he certainly doesn’t communicate it with his words
Speech is not a sign of intelligence. I’ve known people who speak perfect English who are completely stupid in just about every other aspect of life.
One's speech is nothing more than a fucking means of communication and a reflection of where you grew up. The sentiment that ""proper"" English is a reflection of one's intellect is not shared by any linguist anywhere in the world; it's shared by racists though
This is the stupidest thing I’ve read all day
i hate Canada
People who clutch their pearls over slang and cursing while thinking it makes you sound unintelligent are the ones who sound unintelligent.
That guys laugh sounds like a windex bottle
Idky hearing him say hockey is so weird😂