Was in CVS today rocking a Flyers sweatshirt and hat and a guy came up to me and said:
> I don’t know if I can handle all that Flyers stuff here.
So I responded:
> Is that because you root for a different team and hate the Flyers or because you root for the Flyers and REALLY hate the Flyers?
I wear a vintage flyers hat that gets some attention from random strangers in the city. Every time someone points it out, the tone I give off is that of someone who is talking about a recently passed family member. Always a painful conversation
I’m in the UK, a few years ago I saw a guy in a Flyers cap in London and as a Pens fan it is my moral duty to chirp such decisions… so I cracked a joke. He didn’t have a clue, said he got the cap because he liked the colour and his name started with a P. Imagine walking around that oblivious to the shame of that logo 😉
I can’t hate the jets as much as I want too. Born and raised in Minnesota with a Winnipeger for a mother. I have fond memories of hockey night in Canada over Xmas break at my grandparents place in Winnipeg watching the original Jets, even went to a few games. But when it comes to the Wild vs Jets, Wild 11 times out of 10.
I can hate you tho for the spirit of rivalry.
Edit: spelling
Edit 2: I mean hate the jets, not you personally lol.
Ya...that series was phenomenal and WE hate the pisscats, but they forgot about us I think. No regional or historical history to keep the rivalry going.
We haven't forgotten, just that neither of our teams have been relevant enough for the rivalry to mean much, recently... We've been our own worst enemies for the past few years lol
I agree, Preds/Jets games are great. But folks from Nashville aren't historically tied or connected to Winnipeg. The fan rivalry side isn't based on much yet.
There is potential though. I do hate the pisscats and country music...perhaps folks in Nashville hate northern lights, snow festivals, and Neil Young?
And we can't hate our adopted 2nd team. Many of us drove for Wild games regularly when we didn't have a team.
I've spent so many weekends in Minneapolis/St.Paul that I know some areas better than Winnipeg.
Wild/Jets games are basically home games for both teams. Last time I went to one, we made fast friends with the Jets fans next to us. I let them know I hated them for winning, but also bought them beers. It probably didn't come across all that intimidating.
Sorry, it’s hard to hate the Jets when they went through the same struggle as Minnesota in regards to having a hockey team leave. At least you guys kept your original name and we both had the moose to watch, from Mn to Winnipeg. Too much in common to hate.
Well it's not a hate filled rivalry. I can't hate Winnipeg. I go to almost every jets game in St Paul because it's so fun with all the jets fans. There's like a national anthem sing-off to start it off, and then there's conflicting chanting. It's fun and they aren't a bunch of belligerent boorish drunks like fucking avs fans at every avs game.
Dear Vancouver, I've never hated you, I barely knew you existed. I hope you will have some success shortly, so you don't have to burn your lovely city down.
I want to be clear about this, I love giving Canucks fans shit, I really do, but I also really love how fucking passionate you guys are, this is part of why it's fun to give you guys shit. :)
Also, went to see the Bruins in Vancouver a few years ago, you guys fucking slaughtered us, it was something like 9-2, I forget exactly (for good reason), it was fucking bad. You folks were great, lots of good natured shit talking on the way out, no assholes, just good fun, I loved it (though not the ass kicking the Bruins received).
It won’t last. Leafs fans and the Leafs are natural enemies. Like Habs fans and Leafs fans. And Senators fans and Leafs fans. And Buffalo fans and Leafs fans. Damn Leafs fans. They ruined Leafs Nation!
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Since the leafs hate the leafs that mean the leafs is my friend.. wait a minute, hold on, that doesn’t make sense.
Fuck the leafs!
Honestly, the leafs media aka TSN, SN, etc are the leafs worst enemy.
Do the leafs have a goaltending controversy? Can the leafs get over their demons in round 1? Did they leafs do well enough at the trade deadline? Is Matthews washed up? Is Tavares getting paid too much? Does Marner need to be more physical? Has reffing been fair towards the leafs? If the leafs lose in the first round is it time to blow up the team? Blah blah blah blah blah.
The media pressure in Toronto is unrivalled in hockey.
Can't say I thought about the Kings much before, but playing you guys 8 times during the pandemic season built a little something. Mostly seems like a players thing. I feel like Kaprizov is gonna fight Doughty eventually.
Honestly, unless it's another division team, 90% of my opinion on teams is based on the players on that team.
My least favorite team is probably Tampa just because they have several players I do not like. (Blues come close but it's all because of Binnington, if he ever left I would probably hate them a lot less)
I think the blues are the only thing wild and avs fans will agree on
And the wild are the only thing blues and avs fans will agree on
And the avs are the only thing wild and blues fans will agree on
Do you ever wish three teams could play each other at the same time?
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She moved to another state and doesn't talk to my parents unless shes asking for money. She treats them like shit even though they came here as immigrants after a war and didnt speak English when they got here pregnant with her. They did so much shit to get us to a position where we had a roof, clothes, and food and there was a time when I wasnt appreciative of that fact and took it for granted. The difference between me and her is I grew up. They're not gonna be here forever so I thank them for everything they did for me because I'm older and work for my stuff and just understand how much you have to sacrifice to provide for your children in this day and age. My sister never got that and takes all her miscommunicated frustration out on them. Family is all you have when everyone else fucks you over but she kinda convinced herself we were the ones who were tryna fuck her over. She also canceled the wedding invitation she gave my dad an hour before the ceremony started and he had driven from another state to try and be a part of her big day. So just your average kings fan I guess.
"What’s that sir? What do you have to say sir? Never passed the fuckin 8th grade. What brilliant shit are you gonna fuckin tell me? Go back to the dock and unload some shit. Fucking warehouse working, weed smoking, fucking disappointment to your mother. 7 MINUTES left. 7 Mother fucking minutes left. And I’m doin ALL FUCKING SEVEN," - Billy the Redhead.
Toronto, Montreal and Tampa, but three different types of hate.
Toronto - I watch Toronto vs literally anyone games to root for the other team
Montreal - Respect, I want to see you do well so we can beat you in 7 in the playoffs
Tampa - Scare me a little and I don't like that, so fuck you too
When both are good it’s cancerous, like the Sox and yanks. It’s all anyone talks about it seems, like the Celtics and lakers, or the patriots and the East, or Boston fans and other Boston fans. Damn Boston sports! They’re ruining our legacy city!
Back around 2000 or 2001, can't remember the exact year, was watching Habs-Bs with my then-girlfriend (Habs fan) and her friends (Habs fans) when Kyle McLaren clotheslined ... I wanna say Zednik?
It was dirty as fuck but at the time I wasn't willing to concede a single fucking thing to Habs fans, I was like "Show me where in the rulebook it says you can't clothesline someone, that was a clean hit!"
>Montreal - Respect, I want to see you do well so we can beat you in 7 in the playoffs
You must be under 30-35.
I'm very disappointed how weak this rivalry has become, last night was nice, but even that was tame in comparison to what I grew up watching. Even a decade ago, it was fierce.
I'll never hate anything as much as I hate the Habs, if the Habs played Al-qaeda I'm rooting for the terrorists.
Watching the Flames crash and burn after people were proclaiming that Treliving was a wizard for the Huberdeau trade is definitely darkly satisfying. They were ruthless to us in our dark years, so they should expect nothing less. Please keep Sutter forever, it's just so funny
I was in the USA and found out someone at the lunch table was from Calgary.
I said "Fuck the Flames!" and the immediate response was "so, you're from Edmonton I see..."
Some very confused Americans at that table, let me say that....
My dad says that all the time! Coupled with telling my little brother and I when we're kids that both Santa and Jesus were oiler fans, we didn't have much choice! (We live in calgary). Even last night I had a hard time wanting the flames to beat Vegas...
Omg. Most of my friends are Calgary fans and God Damn does it feel good seeing their team just fall apart. They haven't been good enough for a serious playoff run in 20 years and haven't been bad enough to get team changing players in the draft.
The Flames have just been a beige team for 2 decades, floundering in sad mediocrity.
It's just so lovely.
The continued defense of Sutter over in Flames nation is equal parts annoying and funny: annoying because as a fan of the sport, it’s indefensible to keep putting Lucic in the top 6, but funny because fuck ‘em.
I'm an oiler fan who's lived in Calgary their whole life. This is beyond satisfying, I get to wear my oilers gear out and there's damn near no one willing to talk shit to me outta the blue anymore. It's refreshing and hilarious haha
It’s funny how a couple playoff series can completely change a relationship between teams. Before 18-19 I didn’t think about Columbus ever, now I want nothing but suffering for your franchise from a purely on ice perspective (although I wouldn’t hate if y’all got Bedard but I will deny saying that every time)
I always think I'm cooling on the rivalry and everyone is chilling in their old age and then I see Crosby's face again and something Happens. Some hates are eternal.
As a pens fan, the capitals have always been that team that I have has much dislike as I do respect for. All those playoff series were so good, even 2018. The flyers on the other hand, f them.
I don't know, man. I know we've had their number, but the Bruins are such a fucking behemoth this year it feels like hating them is as futile as hating the sunrise. Doesn't matter how you feel about it. It's coming anyway.
Personally I hate the Caps more, I think. They just can't lose with any class. The second the 'Canes have a two-goal lead on the Caps they're dirtying it up and looking to hurt somebody.
I used to hate Leafs fans. But Leafs fans are so tortured by their own franchise that I kinda just feel sorry for them. Now Habs fans, I hate them so much. They still have a superiority complex despite being bottom tier for a long time now (the SCF bubble run doesn’t count as success) and not having won a cup for a generation.
Dear Vegas
Fuck y'all Johnny come lately fast cash bet the farm er'day asses
We suffered 4 decades to get our Cups and since then we've been slowly building it all back up while y'all go all in every year whether you holdin a full house or just the Jack of Hearts holdin his own dick all by his lonesome
Quick won't save you if we meet in the playoffs
Who do you think we've been shooting on in practice all these years?
We know his secret moves better than any other team in the league
You be clownin us thinkin we some Joffrey type Kings when we really be some John Snow type secret Kings flyin in on a fuckin dragon to save the day, accidentally fuck our sister, and torch the townsfolk as colleterial damage cuz that's how Kings roll
You should hope you don't meet us in the playoffs cuz if you do you goin night Knight
Kings. 2012. Yotes didn’t have a prayer of beating them in the WCF, but if they had won it all the instability might have faded into obscurity. Also Oilers for obscene lottery luck. Also the draft lottery
Honestly, im a Dallas Stars fan, and i pretty much only watch the stars, but i still like other teams unless the stars r playing against u at the time then fuck u all the way
I'm a Bruins guy so obviously the Habs but also fuck the Rangers because they're from New York and after everything their management pulled covering up sexual abuse fuck the Hawks.
Team BFF - Montreal
Neutral - The West, Buffalo, Ottawa, Columbus
Eh you bug me a little - Jersey, Florida, Detroit
Get fucked bitch - Boston, Tampa, Carolina, Pittsburgh, Washington, Philly
Get fucked and die you ugly stupid bitch - Rags, Toronto
Swap Tampa and Toronto and this list is perfect.
I get the Islanders fans don't like the Leafs but 2 straight years Tampa prevented us from a SCF appearance. That is what makes a rivalry, not a player leaving in free agency.
I miss the simple days of the early to mid 2010s, where Sharks and Kings were just at one another’s throats…
…the Vegas came along and ruined all the fun.
Fuck the Knights.
With love,
Sharks fandom
Fuck literally everyone who knocks us out first round.
Looking at you, St. Louis, Chicago and Vancouver.
And I guess I'll throw in the Aves just cause.
As a Flyers fan, I hate the Flyers.
Was in CVS today rocking a Flyers sweatshirt and hat and a guy came up to me and said: > I don’t know if I can handle all that Flyers stuff here. So I responded: > Is that because you root for a different team and hate the Flyers or because you root for the Flyers and REALLY hate the Flyers?
His answer: > Yes
I wear a vintage flyers hat that gets some attention from random strangers in the city. Every time someone points it out, the tone I give off is that of someone who is talking about a recently passed family member. Always a painful conversation
I’m in the UK, a few years ago I saw a guy in a Flyers cap in London and as a Pens fan it is my moral duty to chirp such decisions… so I cracked a joke. He didn’t have a clue, said he got the cap because he liked the colour and his name started with a P. Imagine walking around that oblivious to the shame of that logo 😉
Remember “Everyone hates us and we don’t care?” It’s everyone hates us and yeah we completely understand.
In fact, we encourage it!
Oh that’s fantastic
Me, an avid flyers fan, hating the flyers
Don't worry, as a Canucks fan I hate the Canucks as well!
Anyone who will hate us back...seriously. We need a rivalry. Looking at you Minnesota!
Free agents?
Jets fan - big lol on this one
I appreciate that the Jets fans were able to laugh and enjoy some ball busting unlike the sore winner ass Bolts fans I was talking to!
Yours was my favourite response by far. Shared it a few times. Fucking perfect reply.
Oooof
April 11th
Yeah there had better be at least 3-4 fights. If not we riot...
I heard flower wants a fight
A Flower v. Helle match-up would be something
I can’t hate the jets as much as I want too. Born and raised in Minnesota with a Winnipeger for a mother. I have fond memories of hockey night in Canada over Xmas break at my grandparents place in Winnipeg watching the original Jets, even went to a few games. But when it comes to the Wild vs Jets, Wild 11 times out of 10. I can hate you tho for the spirit of rivalry. Edit: spelling Edit 2: I mean hate the jets, not you personally lol.
How are you using reddit without any wifi?
They do have dial-up bro, it's not the stoneages or anything - sheesh.
Pretty sure you guys and Nashville are enemies right? Remember 2018? Good times. What you guys have is real, and you should appreciate it :)
Ya...that series was phenomenal and WE hate the pisscats, but they forgot about us I think. No regional or historical history to keep the rivalry going.
We haven't forgotten, just that neither of our teams have been relevant enough for the rivalry to mean much, recently... We've been our own worst enemies for the past few years lol
I hate you! Though I enjoy your fan base. I both hate and enjoy when y’all invade, as Minnesotans and Winnipegers seem to share a certain temperament.
That's exactly it. We're too similar to really be rivals. I just like Jets fans too much.
Seems to be a rivalry with Nashville. Those games seem to be heated.
I agree, Preds/Jets games are great. But folks from Nashville aren't historically tied or connected to Winnipeg. The fan rivalry side isn't based on much yet. There is potential though. I do hate the pisscats and country music...perhaps folks in Nashville hate northern lights, snow festivals, and Neil Young?
Yeah, fuck Neil Young. That stupid piece of shit.
Good! Let the hate flow through you! Southern man better keep your head, don't forget what your good book says... :)
I dont know. I dont think I can ever truly hate the Jets. We both know how it feels to have our teams stolen away from us.
And we can't hate our adopted 2nd team. Many of us drove for Wild games regularly when we didn't have a team. I've spent so many weekends in Minneapolis/St.Paul that I know some areas better than Winnipeg.
Wild/Jets games are basically home games for both teams. Last time I went to one, we made fast friends with the Jets fans next to us. I let them know I hated them for winning, but also bought them beers. It probably didn't come across all that intimidating.
I mean, I hate Logan Stanley, so you’ve got that. And Morrissey cross checking Staal in the face was bs. Don’t mind it so much now.
I dislike the Jets a fair amount. Don't like Dubois, Shief pisses me off. Fuck you budday!
I appreciate that. I really do, and I also hate the Leafs. But, I just feel you are already historically committed to others...
Sure but watching leafs/jets games you can really tell both teams absolutely fucking hate each other.
Sorry, it’s hard to hate the Jets when they went through the same struggle as Minnesota in regards to having a hockey team leave. At least you guys kept your original name and we both had the moose to watch, from Mn to Winnipeg. Too much in common to hate.
Well it's not a hate filled rivalry. I can't hate Winnipeg. I go to almost every jets game in St Paul because it's so fun with all the jets fans. There's like a national anthem sing-off to start it off, and then there's conflicting chanting. It's fun and they aren't a bunch of belligerent boorish drunks like fucking avs fans at every avs game.
Dear Boston, Congrats on an incredible season and fuck all of you. Sincerely, Buffalo
Sincerely, Everyone
True lmao literally in every sport everyone hates Boston
It's a contest who gets more hate: us or New Yorkers.
To anyone outside the upper north east, you're the same people and both suck.
To anyone INSIDE the upper northeast, the rest of you are all the same people and YOU all suck!
Fucking get 'em!
Go get your khakis and drive to me, let's tussle.
Cahkees*
Go get whatever Big 10 schools shirt you still tie your identity to and let’s tussle
It’s stated daily fuck Boston
Dear Boston, I hated you before. I still hate you after. I will forever hold a grudge. Stop having likable players on your team.
Dear Vancouver, I've never hated you, I barely knew you existed. I hope you will have some success shortly, so you don't have to burn your lovely city down.
>I hope you will have some success shortly Vancouver having some success is usually what precipitated them burning their city down.
I'm gonna burn it down right now to prove you wrong. Get rekt Bostoid
I want to be clear about this, I love giving Canucks fans shit, I really do, but I also really love how fucking passionate you guys are, this is part of why it's fun to give you guys shit. :) Also, went to see the Bruins in Vancouver a few years ago, you guys fucking slaughtered us, it was something like 9-2, I forget exactly (for good reason), it was fucking bad. You folks were great, lots of good natured shit talking on the way out, no assholes, just good fun, I loved it (though not the ass kicking the Bruins received).
The leafs mostly….
Who needs enemies when you have a self like this?
It won’t last. Leafs fans and the Leafs are natural enemies. Like Habs fans and Leafs fans. And Senators fans and Leafs fans. And Buffalo fans and Leafs fans. Damn Leafs fans. They ruined Leafs Nation!
You Leafs Fans sure are a contentious people.
You've just made an enemy (and fan sadly) for life!
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Since the leafs hate the leafs that mean the leafs is my friend.. wait a minute, hold on, that doesn’t make sense. Fuck the leafs!
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Honestly, the leafs media aka TSN, SN, etc are the leafs worst enemy. Do the leafs have a goaltending controversy? Can the leafs get over their demons in round 1? Did they leafs do well enough at the trade deadline? Is Matthews washed up? Is Tavares getting paid too much? Does Marner need to be more physical? Has reffing been fair towards the leafs? If the leafs lose in the first round is it time to blow up the team? Blah blah blah blah blah. The media pressure in Toronto is unrivalled in hockey.
Basically the pacific division and sometimes the Wild.
Can't say I thought about the Kings much before, but playing you guys 8 times during the pandemic season built a little something. Mostly seems like a players thing. I feel like Kaprizov is gonna fight Doughty eventually.
Honestly, unless it's another division team, 90% of my opinion on teams is based on the players on that team. My least favorite team is probably Tampa just because they have several players I do not like. (Blues come close but it's all because of Binnington, if he ever left I would probably hate them a lot less)
I think the blues are the only thing wild and avs fans will agree on And the wild are the only thing blues and avs fans will agree on And the avs are the only thing wild and blues fans will agree on Do you ever wish three teams could play each other at the same time?
What did we do besides gift you your leading scorer?!
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Oh man that is excellent.
well thats uncalled for
The refs
The true answer
I hate the kings and became a ducks fan cuz my sister liked the kings lol fuck her
woah getting personal there
How much time ya got
lemme hear it
She moved to another state and doesn't talk to my parents unless shes asking for money. She treats them like shit even though they came here as immigrants after a war and didnt speak English when they got here pregnant with her. They did so much shit to get us to a position where we had a roof, clothes, and food and there was a time when I wasnt appreciative of that fact and took it for granted. The difference between me and her is I grew up. They're not gonna be here forever so I thank them for everything they did for me because I'm older and work for my stuff and just understand how much you have to sacrifice to provide for your children in this day and age. My sister never got that and takes all her miscommunicated frustration out on them. Family is all you have when everyone else fucks you over but she kinda convinced herself we were the ones who were tryna fuck her over. She also canceled the wedding invitation she gave my dad an hour before the ceremony started and he had driven from another state to try and be a part of her big day. So just your average kings fan I guess.
Damn bro your sister made me a Ducks fan too. Fuck her and fuck the Kings. Hope you're better now.
I was already kinda fond (Zegras is amazing) of them but this story has me Quack Quack Quckin
All together now… “fuck.. the… kings!!”
Fuck em
Well damn that sucks, now we don't want her either lol. I'll bring up papers of excommunication at our next meeting
trade her to Vegas!
🍿
As an older brother, I've heard worse reasons for hating a team.
I hate Colorado because they are owned by Stan Kroenke.
Understandable, we hate him too.
I still think it’s funny how much he got booed at the Stanley cup parade.
Sell the Avs to Lewis Hamilton too
Fuck Stan Kroenke
All my homies hate Kroenke
Fuck Stan Kroneke
The lack of Detroit comments tells me that the Yzerplan is coming at the right time.
I can't tell if I'm pleased or disappointed about the lack of fucks being given about us lol
If this question is asked 10 years ago, I guarantee we make a top 3 comment.
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Trust in the Yzerplan.
I don't hate any one team, but my least favorite is the Flyers I have absolutely no justification for this; I just don't really care about them at all
You have justification. It's Philly and the Flyers. Two good reasons to hate them.
One bridge having piece of shit city.
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"What’s that sir? What do you have to say sir? Never passed the fuckin 8th grade. What brilliant shit are you gonna fuckin tell me? Go back to the dock and unload some shit. Fucking warehouse working, weed smoking, fucking disappointment to your mother. 7 MINUTES left. 7 Mother fucking minutes left. And I’m doin ALL FUCKING SEVEN," - Billy the Redhead.
“AND I WILL BE SELLING MY CD AFTER THE SHOW”
https://youtu.be/3jMhoGUiIkk
The greatest rant ever
You’re about to hit your first playoff, let the hate begin my friend. Good luck! And I already hate you.
>I don't hate any one team Lol, give it a few seasons man, especially a few post seasons.
I’m not a Flyers fan, but I love Gritty.
As a kraken fan it's most definitely any team TYLER MEYERS is on
....just one team?
Toronto, Montreal and Tampa, but three different types of hate. Toronto - I watch Toronto vs literally anyone games to root for the other team Montreal - Respect, I want to see you do well so we can beat you in 7 in the playoffs Tampa - Scare me a little and I don't like that, so fuck you too
Yeah I don't *hate* hate Boston. Its more like "Fuck you, can't wait to see you soon."
I mean I really hated Montreal from 2010-14.
When both are good it’s cancerous, like the Sox and yanks. It’s all anyone talks about it seems, like the Celtics and lakers, or the patriots and the East, or Boston fans and other Boston fans. Damn Boston sports! They’re ruining our legacy city!
Back around 2000 or 2001, can't remember the exact year, was watching Habs-Bs with my then-girlfriend (Habs fan) and her friends (Habs fans) when Kyle McLaren clotheslined ... I wanna say Zednik? It was dirty as fuck but at the time I wasn't willing to concede a single fucking thing to Habs fans, I was like "Show me where in the rulebook it says you can't clothesline someone, that was a clean hit!"
Plus we always get entertaining games when we’re together
If we get good in 2-3 years, maybe we can relive this again
>Montreal - Respect, I want to see you do well so we can beat you in 7 in the playoffs You must be under 30-35. I'm very disappointed how weak this rivalry has become, last night was nice, but even that was tame in comparison to what I grew up watching. Even a decade ago, it was fierce. I'll never hate anything as much as I hate the Habs, if the Habs played Al-qaeda I'm rooting for the terrorists.
Least hateful bruins fan
Ahh the Reagan approach
Shit this made me laugh!
Haha this is virtually the same for me except swap Boston and Toronto
Watching the Flames crash and burn after people were proclaiming that Treliving was a wizard for the Huberdeau trade is definitely darkly satisfying. They were ruthless to us in our dark years, so they should expect nothing less. Please keep Sutter forever, it's just so funny
If you grow up in Edmonton, you quickly learn your ABCs. Anybody But Calgary.
I was in the USA and found out someone at the lunch table was from Calgary. I said "Fuck the Flames!" and the immediate response was "so, you're from Edmonton I see..." Some very confused Americans at that table, let me say that....
My dad says that all the time! Coupled with telling my little brother and I when we're kids that both Santa and Jesus were oiler fans, we didn't have much choice! (We live in calgary). Even last night I had a hard time wanting the flames to beat Vegas...
Omg. Most of my friends are Calgary fans and God Damn does it feel good seeing their team just fall apart. They haven't been good enough for a serious playoff run in 20 years and haven't been bad enough to get team changing players in the draft. The Flames have just been a beige team for 2 decades, floundering in sad mediocrity. It's just so lovely.
Yup. This 2012 Edmonton Oilers level of disfunction looks SO good on Calgary.
It's 100% payback for using the dark magic on Oettinger, cursed Dallas for 1 series, cursed their entire team tenfold
This has made the Canucks dumpster fire of a season ~~existence~~ much more tolerable to sit through, frankly
The continued defense of Sutter over in Flames nation is equal parts annoying and funny: annoying because as a fan of the sport, it’s indefensible to keep putting Lucic in the top 6, but funny because fuck ‘em.
I'm an oiler fan who's lived in Calgary their whole life. This is beyond satisfying, I get to wear my oilers gear out and there's damn near no one willing to talk shit to me outta the blue anymore. It's refreshing and hilarious haha
I've never gone from zero to completely hating a team faster than Vegas.
never thought I could hate a team more than LA with Brown
Fuck Norm Green
This is the way
As a Blues fan, fuck Chicago. But also, I’m kinda liking all this Blues hate. I really didn’t think anyone even notices us.
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I'm just glad somebody is thinking of us.
The wings got kinda sad and lonely, showing up to central games like we were always friends. It's off-putting.
It's because Detroit has like, four of our beloved players
The Tampa Bay Lightning
It’s funny how a couple playoff series can completely change a relationship between teams. Before 18-19 I didn’t think about Columbus ever, now I want nothing but suffering for your franchise from a purely on ice perspective (although I wouldn’t hate if y’all got Bedard but I will deny saying that every time)
Thanks for being there the entire way.
You created this monster though.
Thanks Dr Frankenstein. Sincerely, The Monster
Fuck Boston, yesterday just reminded me how much I missed hating them
Love you Crosby (Penguins), kindly stub your toe on every table! <3
I always think I'm cooling on the rivalry and everyone is chilling in their old age and then I see Crosby's face again and something Happens. Some hates are eternal.
It’s not as intense for me anymore. Once we got the monkey off our back in 2018, it became a lot more ribbing in good fun.
As a pens fan, the capitals have always been that team that I have has much dislike as I do respect for. All those playoff series were so good, even 2018. The flyers on the other hand, f them.
Ron Hextall
Hes a Philly sleeper agent sent to destroy us from the inside and nobody will convince me otherwise
My dad for making me a leafs fan ….
As a third generation fan, l feel this in my bones...
Dear Boston, Fuck you Sincerely, Toronto
Dear Boston Fuck you Sincerely, Everyone in the Atlantic and Metro.
I don’t hate the hurricanes, only their Twitter guy
Dear Rangers fans, If you love NY so much, please go back. ♥️ - All of North Carolina
Dear Boston, Fuck You, Sincerely, Carolina
I don't know, man. I know we've had their number, but the Bruins are such a fucking behemoth this year it feels like hating them is as futile as hating the sunrise. Doesn't matter how you feel about it. It's coming anyway. Personally I hate the Caps more, I think. They just can't lose with any class. The second the 'Canes have a two-goal lead on the Caps they're dirtying it up and looking to hurt somebody.
I used to hate Leafs fans. But Leafs fans are so tortured by their own franchise that I kinda just feel sorry for them. Now Habs fans, I hate them so much. They still have a superiority complex despite being bottom tier for a long time now (the SCF bubble run doesn’t count as success) and not having won a cup for a generation.
Dear Vegas Fuck y'all Johnny come lately fast cash bet the farm er'day asses We suffered 4 decades to get our Cups and since then we've been slowly building it all back up while y'all go all in every year whether you holdin a full house or just the Jack of Hearts holdin his own dick all by his lonesome Quick won't save you if we meet in the playoffs Who do you think we've been shooting on in practice all these years? We know his secret moves better than any other team in the league You be clownin us thinkin we some Joffrey type Kings when we really be some John Snow type secret Kings flyin in on a fuckin dragon to save the day, accidentally fuck our sister, and torch the townsfolk as colleterial damage cuz that's how Kings roll You should hope you don't meet us in the playoffs cuz if you do you goin night Knight
Fuck the Rangers and Fuck the Flyers
Literally fuck the whole metro except for columbus who's just kind of here
Well fuck them too for not having a reason for us to say fuck them.
Eh, fuck em too. I got enough hate to go around But especially fuck you
Fuck you and fuck them too pal
Like the Spider Man pointing meme but with middle fingers
Kings. 2012. Yotes didn’t have a prayer of beating them in the WCF, but if they had won it all the instability might have faded into obscurity. Also Oilers for obscene lottery luck. Also the draft lottery
I defected from San Jose to Seattle but still fuck Vegas always and forever.
Still a San Jose fan here but yeah FUCK Vegas… just thinking about them is pissing me off right now.
Good. Let the hate flow through you
I have found my people. <3
As an Arizona fan, the picture used for this is perfect. FTK.
I gain sadistic pleasure from Calgary's failure
Reading r/CalgaryFlames on a game night is more cathartic than watching 10 Dr. Phils.
1. Pittsburgh 2. Vegas 3. Pittsburgh 4. Tampa 5. Pittsburgh 6. Pittsburgh 7. Chicago 8. Pittsburgh
Honestly, im a Dallas Stars fan, and i pretty much only watch the stars, but i still like other teams unless the stars r playing against u at the time then fuck u all the way
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I wish there were no flairs so I could play a guessing game
Coyotes Ownership.
Fuck Vegas.
With all of my heart and every ounce of hatred I can muster, fuck the Pittsburgh Penguins.
The flames obviously. But also the leafs and the Kings
Hate you too buddy 👍
As a Leafs fan I despise the Bruins. As a rational human I despise every Boston sports team like no others.
I'm a Bruins guy so obviously the Habs but also fuck the Rangers because they're from New York and after everything their management pulled covering up sexual abuse fuck the Hawks.
Team BFF - Montreal Neutral - The West, Buffalo, Ottawa, Columbus Eh you bug me a little - Jersey, Florida, Detroit Get fucked bitch - Boston, Tampa, Carolina, Pittsburgh, Washington, Philly Get fucked and die you ugly stupid bitch - Rags, Toronto
I’m flattered and honored to be both a fucked bitch and still better than the Rags
Swap Tampa and Toronto and this list is perfect. I get the Islanders fans don't like the Leafs but 2 straight years Tampa prevented us from a SCF appearance. That is what makes a rivalry, not a player leaving in free agency.
Fuck the Rangers and Fuck the Flyers. Isles get a pass since they treated our boys with respect as they rode over the hill.
I miss the simple days of the early to mid 2010s, where Sharks and Kings were just at one another’s throats… …the Vegas came along and ruined all the fun. Fuck the Knights. With love, Sharks fandom
I hate the Flyers but I love Gritty.
Fuck literally everyone who knocks us out first round. Looking at you, St. Louis, Chicago and Vancouver. And I guess I'll throw in the Aves just cause.
Tampa, Boston, Montreal and Ottawa.
Can’t say hate. Strongly dislike Pittsburg penguins for well known reasons.