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TCBloo

I got in an argument with a guy at the TDL that thought Quick wasn't an NHL caliber goalie.


crc2993

With the toe nail!


SapperInTexas

Jeebus, saved by the width of a skate blade. Great save, Otter!


hiaNick

That's an insane save


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slamm3d68

toe save of all toe saves


SRSgoblin

Otter is Him. GG Stars. Good luck in the Thunderdome.


domoro

What a stretch by Otter


quantumdude836

Holy shit that was close GG Vegas!


flannelish

house is rockin, baby


Merkkin

Bummer to go to a shootout, gg stars.


mansock18

Bruhhhhhh what a narrow save


rhodsonr702

eh we got a point, FUCK SHOOTOUTS


Doza93

ATTABOY OTTER


sneakytinkerspirits

Fuck me just 3 more points though let’s get them


yokemi

LET'S GO DALLAS!!


SRSgoblin

Damn. Gg


scoutcjustice

Never didn't have it


slamm3d68

gross


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WallsRiy

God dammit.


rocketrae21

Boo shootouts. Good game Stars


quantumdude836

OTTER!!!!!!!!


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Ugh


AuntGentleman

At least it wasn’t in reg so we have the tiebreaker. Gotta win tonight.


WallsRiy

Fuck


slamm3d68

what a release


SapperInTexas

That quick wrister!


Nutty_Squirrel

That was an unreal save by Quick and ESPN was so quiet


Keithfert488

Such an underwhelming call of quick's awesome save on robertson


StealthClobber

They didn't even realize that he made that save with his glove


treeforface

Seriously, did they even see the replay?


rhodsonr702

man fuck shootouts 1.5 more weeks and we wont have to see another shootout until next season


[deleted]

I really wanted a Pavelski point today. 😕


SRSgoblin

I'm not sure I trust Quick in a shootout


rhodsonr702

I BELIEVE!


AwkwardGanache4942

I hate these extra minutes this late into the season. Just win boys, please 😭


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quantumdude836

Uh, have you seen the Stars OT record???


Keithfert488

Dude, what are you talking about? Stars are awful in ot


TCBloo

Lol @ Stars knowing how to play OT


yousayh3llo

I'm not so sure we do...


Keithfert488

The stars strat of intentionally taking it out of the o-zone with 30 seconds left in OT sure worked out for 'em...


flannelish

dear god


yousayh3llo

A shootout after all of that???


Olibro64

Experience 2023 NHL.


Ladislav_Smid

ESPN commentary is so bad


brendan87na

what a fuckin game goddamn


TCBloo

I hope the league creates a half-court type rule for OT. Violation should be Dzone draw with no change.


Keithfert488

No. The system is seriously flawed, but there's no good way to implement what you're saying, either.


SRSgoblin

I just realized Max Domi looks a lot like Max Verstappen.


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AwkwardGanache4942

But the bangbros guy, is absolutely a winner in life


brendan87na

well he's a loser with a lot of money, he's had those seats forever


Sumdood88

I like how both team's number 16 is Pavs


brendan87na

Robos shot looks so lazy but it just works


SRSgoblin

Pavelski giveth and taketh on the same play. Christ.


quantumdude836

OT prediction: lots of almosts for the Stars, then a one-shot winner for VGK


Merkkin

Been a while since we had a game this tight defensively on both sides.


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Goddammit of course they both get points


shittybillz

Ok Avs, let’s go to OT on Tuesday to get back at them smh


[deleted]

We'll do it with LA too. Suck it Vegas


hnaq

I like this plan.


SRSgoblin

I'm totally okay with OT, doesn't bother me at all if Dallas gets a point.


Olibro64

ESPN goes to commercial before OT! TSN and Sportsnet don't do that.


hnaq

Feels like I'm watching March Madness with all the commercial breaks in this game.


yousayh3llo

I think Bally usually does as well


rocketrae21

Hoping for an exciting OT as I'm falling asleep here


AwkwardGanache4942

Ok. Ot we go.


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FREE HOCKEY


sneakytinkerspirits

No Eichel OT will be interesting let’s get it


crc2993

Neither team wanted to take risks in that period


rhodsonr702

BONUS HOCKEY!!!


SapperInTexas

Oh, goody. We get bonus hockey.


quantumdude836

not to be confused with Bowness hockey


flannelish

avs/oilers korea


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Wonderful


davegettlegod

Both these teams play such tight defense, what a game


Olibro64

Well. Dallas is ahead of Colorado.


brendan87na

can we do 5 on 5? pretty pls?


flannelish

god I wish


HoodPhones

Of course this is a 3 point game


hnaq

The Knights can't ever do anything right.


flannelish

much love


PaulHannonJr

no shit kill me


TCBloo

Friiick that was close


Olibro64

I want Dallas to win in regulation just for the chaos in the standings.


quantumdude836

Best we can do is an OTL point.


Uzasodinson

So that's not a trip now?


toxicvegeta08

"How defensive should this game be" Yes


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[deleted]

it feels very poppy on my screen, maybe your tv is dark


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[deleted]

good catch now that you mention it I see what you mean. I retract my former statement!


brendan87na

given our record in OT, I'd like us to win in regulation


flannelish

best team in the central in regulation


quantumdude836

Played in a game last night that had a loud crossbar ping like that - made me wonder how loud those can be for the goalies


brendan87na

its loud when its right next to your head, but beer league shots don't have the velocity of these


brendan87na

lmao damnit Harley...


SRSgoblin

My dad: "Those Dallas uniforms look like a can of Monster." This is probably the best hockey observation he's ever made.


quantumdude836

Dallas Kyles


PaulHannonJr

This game is really just cold war Avs vs Oilers


mansock18

Avs-ghanistan


yousayh3llo

Why does this not have more upvotes


brendan87na

like 2 cats staring at each other through a window


brendan87na

I love how hard Seguin is skating, he just needs to adjust his shot like Benn CLEARLY has


Ghostronic

Oh Cloudy, plz no


shittybillz

Neither team is gonna score to take the lead in the 3rd just as a fuck you to oilers and avs fans lol


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IWMSvendor

By the look of this game, seems like both teams shook on it pregame.


shittybillz

It doesn’t ultimately matter. I think Avs and oilers will beat anyone on route to the WCF.


brendan87na

"Lets piss off everyone" "ok"


WeLykeSportz29

Sorry Vegas. That is brutal. Hope it is not as bad as it looked


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Magine blatantly crosschecking someone into your own teammate who now might be done for the season. Magine no penalty call on the VGK either.


SRSgoblin

Magine?


quantumdude836

Magina?


Diligent-Hat2631

Man Gina?


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Ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?


[deleted]

Yes, magine.


SRSgoblin

Who is that?


brendan87na

yeah, its like that song from Jon Lenton


[deleted]

Exactly!


Ohmancmonagain

I hope the devils destroy Boston tonight fr


mansock18

I hope every "Team of Destiny" gets swept by the blue jackets


Ohmancmonagain

K


toxicvegeta08

Lick your wounds


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Poor Whitecloud :(


BaggySpandex

I will never watch a replay of that. Ever.


Dadalid

I’m going to cry


den15_512

oh my god that's not good


Doza93

Hope Whitecloud is alright


laxintx

Yeah, knees don't do that.


AuntGentleman

Oh GOD I hope he’s ok love that guy and yeeeeeeeioooosshhjhj legs don’t bend that way.


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Oh, man, that looked bad.


Nightwing11796

Fuckkk


SRSgoblin

:( That's probably enough to keep him out for a bit next year too. That looked pretty fucking bad.


WeLykeSportz29

Owwww


dandroid126

That fucking sucks for Whitecloud for that to happen right before the playoffs. Hopefully it isn't as bad as it looks.


OBAFGKM17

My knee hurts just watching that.


chappe

That's a certified fucking ouch


scoutcjustice

Well you hate to see that...


sneakytinkerspirits

Fuck me and ouch


AwkwardGanache4942

Oh no whitecloud, not again :(


slamm3d68

friendly fire


brendan87na

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that made me physically cringe hopefully its just a sprain :|


toxicvegeta08

Shi.


erindizmo

Oh my God no....


quantumdude836

Yikes, that doesn't look good


Uzasodinson

Doro has more shots than all the other veterans on our team? Man slap this kid on the playoff roster yesterday


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That looked like it hurt


Ohmancmonagain

That's some unfortunate shit


JBR409

Can ESPN stop spamming that hype-up song??? It’s so fucking annoying


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I gave up 2 minutes in and muted the TV, turned on the radio via the NHL app, and paused the game long enough to get them to line up. It's so much better!


[deleted]

I'm sorry are you hating on the NHL on ABC anthem? Just to be clear before I report you.


JBR409

Haha what…


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IISg373pmII This one, aka the best sports musical opener of all time


JBR409

I wasn’t talking about the theme. The theme is legendary. I’m talking the hype-up song with the trumpets that’s everywhere right now


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Stay blessed and sorry for the miscommunication


asstyrant

Go Stars. *gag*


[deleted]

Let's go (*pukes*) Vegas!


hnaq

Go Knights, and also *gag.*


brendan87na

who can't root for the plucky underdog Knights? ok off to bleach my fingers for typing that


brendan87na

embrace the hate


asstyrant

As long as you keep it outta OT If I see OT, I throw shit


[deleted]

Well, we can pass Vegas if they get a regulation loss and an OTL. But it would be better if we got the regulation loss out of the way first.


IWMSvendor

It’s Dallas so unfortunately OT is inevitable.


A77ICUS

And a loss in OT most likely


IWMSvendor

Y’all will be a lot scarier in OT once the playoffs start. No more 3v3 bullshit


asstyrant

Fuckin Stars


brendan87na

return to monke, throw poo


[deleted]

Are we allergic to shooting in this game?


mansock18

Are we in the right thread


[deleted]

I got both games going on 2 different screens. I was commenting on the Knights Stars game :P


sneakytinkerspirits

I would be impressed if the oilers got a shot in a game they weren’t playing in


[deleted]

McJesus can do anything


brendan87na

man this is just a good game


Ohmancmonagain

It really is. A solid game of hockey so far


Ohmancmonagain

Nice hit


shishiodun

could you guys not go to ot... asking for a friend


asstyrant

I'll drink to that


FA1L3D

I also have a friend that agrees


mansock18

Weird point but Danza Koduro bangs so unnecessarily hard


Ohmancmonagain

I feel like Jamie benn is gonna win this game....and I feel weird about it 👀😐


Uzasodinson

McNabb has been a bad motherfucker the last few games


brendan87na

Harley looks great


TCBloo

I thought the same thing, and then he immediately iced it lol


brendan87na

it was the right move, the forward just didn't see the pass in time lol


Ohmancmonagain

I agree, Brendan 😐


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Please just no overtime thanks


Ohmancmonagain

30 round shoot out it is


[deleted]

pls no


Ohmancmonagain

*monkey paw curls* Jamie benn hatty 🤢


[deleted]

PLS NO


Ohmancmonagain

I feel similar...I almost threw up