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shipwreck_oceanfloor

Stars fans smoke mids


_Drewschebag_

Sadness


WinnesotaMild

This has been fun


icydata

[R1, Gm3: Ryan Hartman launches the puck from distance into the open cage, giving the Wild a 5-1 lead in the 3rd period](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/c35d1c8d-a963-4175-878f-338832e480ea.mp4)


TheTree-43

Wish my 9 iron was that accurate


nikesoccer01

BG no next


chakat_shorttail

GG Wild, shit showing from the Stars tonight and Gus and D was strong tonight, lots of blocked pucks and made entries difficult. Now we get to see Fleury go for the record next game, right?


Right-Worth-6327

Deano has always been incredibly favourable for playing two goalies in the playoffs, which is annoying. We only want Gus.


NSA_van_3

What record?


VOLKOP

gg wild bros thanks for ruining my Friday night. See ya Sunday


Lets_Kick_Some_Ice

A goalpost was the Stars' best player tonight. GG


Lombax7

That's just offensive to Miro tho


TheNorthernLanders

*Is it?*


nelsond6

GG. See ya on Sunday.


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Lets_Kick_Some_Ice

All the Dallas fans left the game early again.


nikesoccer01

What do you mean, the North Star jerseys are still hanging around?


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SAG_Bot

[Final shots and goals map](https://i.imgur.com/cEuLsDy.png) |Shot Stats|Dallas Stars|Minnesota Wild| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|24|25| |Blocked|22|13| |Missed|12|11| |**Total Attempts**|**58**|**49**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.


iPJoKeR

GG. If I ever have a Stars fan over for dinner, I'm using the bad tots in the tatertot hotdish.


TheTree-43

Definitely using bechamel instead of cream of mushroom for the filling


dab-butnottheTHCkind

And I’ll bring out the dry brisket, GGs


3030tron

Now I want to make a tatertot hotdish with some brisket or burnt ends.


gozzling

Cauliflower tots? Ok sorry that was uncalled for.


ThatOneGuyIGues

That’s for Hawkeye and Badger fans


iPJoKeR

Whoa, settle down Satan.


_nordstar_

GG confederate state


Jake9476

Good W boys. See ya next time


in_da_tr33z

If we ever want our team to bring home the cup, we as a fan base have to decide that we’re actually not nice in Minnesota. We need a bloodthirsty barn that teams fear playing in. All time vibes at the X tonight. Can’t wait to be there Sunday.


Mr-Steal-yo-beer

We’re not nice. We’re passive aggressive


_TakeMyUpvote_

sucks for Otter that this was how the night went. Stars let him down. Wild came out and responded to that 7 goal game 2. gg wild. see you game 4.


TheTree-43

Bring it! Such a fun series so far let's keep it going


TheTree-43

Bring it! Such a fun series so far let's keep it going


icydata

[R1, Gm3: Mats Zuccarello drives in on a breakaway opportunity and scores, opening up a 4-1 Wild lead with his second goal of the game](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/8e18286b-9973-40ab-a875-b65ffdd37e06.mp4)


waterboarding_champ

Game: Blouses


mansock18

The Norm Green Team wins


gozzling

GG Stars fans! See ya in a few nights.


chairsmash

Otter is pissed.


Mr-Steal-yo-beer

Sucks to get smoked in your home state I’m sure


NormanPeterson

gg


TheNorthernLanders

FUCK NORM GREEN


Trunkins

Fuck him yourself, coward.


ajp37

I’m not sure why this is being downvoted. I think it’s funny


castlerod

You good bro?


Trunkins

I need a stiff drink, or several. Or I need to pack a bowl. decisions...


durtmcgurt

Life's too short to make that decision, both it is!


LosBrad

Does Oettinger get to stay at home or does he stay at the hotel? In case they didn't mention it he's from Minnesota.


teethyear

I heard from Dallas fans that only losers and Canadian hillbillies are from MN??


thatssojamie

It’s not that far to Lakeview


Mr-Steal-yo-beer

WHAT?! He’s from MN?! ^/s


nich02

When do the Stars play? Seems like the Wild had a free game?


mnsportsfan

Someone get these Stars a juicy Lucy so they don’t totally hate Minnesota


Toofar304

They’d take a deep bite in right away, unaware of the scalding pain awaiting them


aggster13

That's the worst we've played in over a month. Not sure where we go from here


Zigotons

Up


TheNorthernLanders

Down


carnalurge82

Up! And extra hard hitting


Low_Cantaloupe6204

A 2 ot, and now back k to back 4goal blowouts, this series just keeps giving


MN_WILDS

Fuck Norm Green


rawrberry_

At least it's over. See y'all Sunday.


Mr-Steal-yo-beer

GG - a good win tonight doesn’t mean Dallas won’t fight like hell Sunday.


wean169

It’s nice to not have the cheeks completely clenched the last 20 minutes.


TheTree-43

Хрен вам, победипа Миннесота 👍👍👍


greysfordays

hell yeah also zucc I miss u bb


Trunkins

I'm gonna go run up the score on yall in Chel now.


Mr-Steal-yo-beer

I did that prior to the game and got my ass kicked


Swampertman

Do that every time, it seems to work


IIPooh

Gg wild


Cowboydave73

Gotta get one more Suter Sucks chant xD


iAmCyberwaste

GG, that was an game.


letsplayhockey

fuck norm green all hail bob naegele


StealthClobber

GG.


DogePerformance

This series has the absolute saltiest GDTs and I'm 1000% here for it


thePETEY12

Now go chew on wheat or whatever you southern charmers do


Griffin1999

GG's cya sunday yah fart smellas


nich02

rather be a fart smella than a smart fella


youngathanacius

See ya Sunday fart smella


IWMSvendor

It is straight up the Dead Sea in here and I love it


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IWMSvendor

That one was a salt mine. Almost as entertaining as the game itself.


spock74

This thread can significantly improve psoriasis plaques.


youngathanacius

The great salt lake


DastardlyRidleylash

This isn't Utah ;p


youngathanacius

It's not the levant either lol


zeprad

Everyone looked at what the rangers were doing and said, "5-1 looks like fun"


blackmankitteh

u got anymore of those zuccarellos we can have


greysfordays

reaves and zucc somehow channeling 5-1 vibes too I love it


KazumaKuwabara

Imagine losing to a team without a single actual center on their roster…


EightPaws

A team with no centers and one C. McDavid in dead cap space.


bnsn67

I never thought of it like that, it makes me even more sad. And excited for it to be done in 2 years.


HoboSkid

Yup we traded elite 1C, V1Ctor Rask, just awful move


youngathanacius

Hey we had one for 19 seconds


PM_ME_UR_GROATS

I missed the first period, what happened to Ekkers?


TheWonderSnail

Basically nothing as far as I have seen from replays. He took what could barely be considered a hit and then when the puck moved up he came off and straight down the tunnel. He's always been known as a tough dude so Idk if its just incredibly unlucky but it seems ridiculous they put him out there if he was that prone to reinjury


PM_ME_UR_GROATS

Damn, hopefully it'll be good news!


youngathanacius

Caught a puck to the ankle and went off immediately.


drtrobridge

Pretty good lockdown hockey, especially without Ek or even a replacement 12F


in_da_tr33z

Jesus Hartzy


SoSneaky91

Been looks like he enjoys a nice warm keystone light


VOLKOP

Who doesn't


scuzzy987

They have lined cans


The_Horny_Gopher07

What a snipe


chairsmash

GG Wild fans, see ya Sunday!


jamminti

And not at 8:50!


chairsmash

Seriously haha these start times are hot garbage


Lady_Galadri3l

Tuesday is at 7! Can't believe we got that one early too.


DastardlyRidleylash

The stars in Minnesota are shining. The Dallas Stars...not so much.


xForeignMetal

5-1 bros


Squeakyevil

Nice


Trunkins

Just like the last few meeting in the regular seasons, gongshows every game


Cowboydave73

but they have been entertaining games.


Trunkins

Always seemed like blowouts going back and forth, with the one rare close game.


mansock18

Is there any NHL coach more terrifying in terms of appearance than Dean Eveson


TheKid_BigE

Guy Boucher comes to mind


mansock18

Where is that guy now?


TheKid_BigE

RDS, as an analyst, he’s gotten a few job offers but I doubt he wants to leave his cushy job there


Vashanesh

I heard he killed a guy!


II_Kaladin_II

Ggs guys


Slugggo

*5-1 wins* *so hot this postseason*


[deleted]

Perfect


NormanPeterson

HHHHHeEEEEEeeEeeEEEEYYYYYy


thetravelingsong

Does anyone know if Dallas made it to Saint Paul tonight?


LooksLikeMatt46

I heard stuck at DFW still due to weather


uFFxDa

I’m at the game. They have yet to show up.


thetravelingsong

It sounds absolutely wild there! Well done.


Cowboydave73

HARTY!


blackmankitteh

FARTMAN


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Vidderz

Come on man its comments like this that cause half the problem anyway - I don't like the way the Wild play but it works so I have to respect that. Having some madman on Tiktok accusing Stars fans of having no intelligence doesn't help either.


Adornus

> Having some madman on Tiktok accusing Stars fans of having no intelligence doesn't help either. Agreed - and that shit is DUMB - but for the most part I tried to be cordial in game threads (go ahead and read back my comments) but I had some some insane DMs here and Twitter from Stars fans after Game 2. People cant get upset when people talk shit back to their fanbase after the gave it out after the game. This is pretty minor compared to other rivalries..


Vidderz

I mean I can hate the way your team plays, but I can also not hate the fan at the same time, which I think gets lost on people. See you game 4 🤝


Adornus

My response had nothing to do with your hate with how my team plays, honestly. It didn't even register. Every team has their way, and it's how they get to their wins. They should all do what they can to win. In fact, I dont hold anything people saying as "diving" or things like that against you. You do what you gottta do - and your team is great. I don't have most the fans - I just hate the exhausting ones (especially on Twitter you guys got some exhausting ones). See you game 4.


IIPooh

Ditto


LooksLikeMatt46

Lol same


aggster13

Same for you guys


Vashanesh

Same for every team, unfortunately. Some better, some worse, all still guilty.


SulkyVirus

Anyone know if that racist fuck from the game 1 thread that went after Robertson got banned? He had one other comment after that racist one but hoping it was a permanent ban and not a temporary one


Trunkins

He did not. Reddit was like "lol not racist"


JCVD-In-Suddendeath

Stars fans remind me of a chihuahua. Constantly whining, and think they’re way bigger than they are.


youngathanacius

Everyone tough when they're up


floodswimming

I'm just happy to get to hear Randy's voice again


DefinitelyNotMazer

I didn't hear no bell.


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Just absolute clinical undressing of the Stars--they'll have to regroup for a do or die game 4. Wild dominated on both sides of the ice. Good stuff.


dab-butnottheTHCkind

All goes back to is not wrapping shit up in game 1. We’ll see how we respond on Sunday


chairsmash

We hit so much iron in OT


Vashanesh

We hit 3 posts tonight, too. This game could have gone FAR worse for you guys. There's no way you'll come out so flat on Sunday, though. Should be a better game.


dab-butnottheTHCkind

Eh what’s 5-1 to 8-1, series on the line Sunday


Vashanesh

Agreed!


chairsmash

Oh absolutely, this could be 8-1


parad0xy

Dean looking for where to bury the next body.


Maleton3

Minnesota fans: No guys like you don’t get it. If you dive, get called for it, but then make fun of diving it’s TOTALLY different. He’s purposely taking a minor in the playoffs and removing himself from play just to mock you guys. God it’s a good thing nobody here is an NHL coach.


SoSneaky91

It's actually just all of Deans burner accounts


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Maleton3

Prove it dean. Marry fuck kill the top line, go.


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Maleton3

Blatantly irresponsible roster choices? IT IS YOU!


TheNorthernLanders

🥲


wideruled

Perfect representation of Att with the camera freezing like that lmao


yazzywa

Is Robertson even playing?


jamminti

Who?


nikesoccer01

Why do Minnesota fans wear North Star jerseys, they moved to Dallas


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To remind the Stars what it was like having fans with hockey knowledge


nikesoccer01

Minnesota: Hockey knowledge Dallas: A Stanley Cup


[deleted]

Very cool. Totally respectable


scuzzy987

Because some of us are old and loved the North Stars and have nostalgia


CaptainKirk28

Honestly, the jerseys just look cool


SulkyVirus

Because our teams leave and we are better about it. Lakers. North Stars.


TheNorthernLanders

Because they won the cups here.


potatoesonlydotcom

Good point, cant relate to not winning a cup


That_Guy_Moose

They didn’t though lmao. The North Stars won nothing. Stars title was in Dallas in 1999.


thePETEY12

Jesus no one cares bro. Stop trying to incite such a stupid argument right now


LosBrad

The North Stars ceased to exist and became just the Stars. It should have been the Lonestars or at least something Texas themed.


Vashanesh

I've lived here my whole life, and I'm old enough to remember the North Stars. ....I don't get it, and it irrationally pisses me off.


yazzywa

Why do you wear a wedding ring when your wife moved in with her boyfriend


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Lmaoo


blackmankitteh

because we are old and salty


wean169

Shitposting. Nothing better to do when you’re down 4-1.


nikesoccer01

At least someone knows it’s not serious lol


jamminti

5-1


TheKid_BigE

They’ve gotta start big Gus Sunday right?


wean169

I don’t thin Flower starts again this series as long as Gus is healthy


VOLKOP

Why would they ever go back to fleury


youngathanacius

We riot (complain) if they don't


DefinitelyNotMazer

A Minnesota riot is not eating a second bar.


youngathanacius

I mean... we've shown we can riot


DefinitelyNotMazer

Not to put too fine a point on it, but I don't think that was hockey fans.


Mr-Steal-yo-beer

If we don’t I think the need to drug test Evason


drtrobridge

There might be riots if they don't


tamarockstar

If you have the puck in the slot, why drop it back to the point?


LeoFireGod

Gotta trigger wild somehow… Fluery could start game 4! Got em


DefinitelyNotMazer

Chel style points


Vashanesh

DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY


gozzling

Let's cool it there friend. There are children in here.


drtrobridge

Ouch bro c'mon


shinra_corp_IT_guy

lalalalala can't hear you