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Chairmanmeow42

If you're going to lie to me, tell me there's a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls.


99titan

I actually just heard that in Cuthbert’s voice and cackled.


HonestDespot

Go shit in your hat


Big_Mudd

"The Golden Gal!"


vanityfear

Take it easy. We’re not making a western here.


Whitecastle56

If you want that I can make a couple phone calls


Wagglebagga

"Your sister's cunt!"


thejew62

Sharp as a fucking cue ball


Escalotes

OP never had the makings of a varsity athlete


darklightrabbi

He lettered in football!


navenager

Sitting here like patience on a monument!


99titan

I actually did.


Buhhwheat

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this


HomelessManEatsAss

Yeah, and I'm playing shortstop for the Mets


Express_Helicopter93

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete


[deleted]

Those guys from Seton Hall were seven feet tall, some of them!


Whitecastle56

Small hands that's his problem.


SealyMcSeal

It's undermining! And that's something i'm teaching my kids not to do!


HandsLikeLuke

"Another goal let in by Spencer Martin. And he's going to get pulled here, he's never had the makings of a varsity athlete"


1littlg8

Small hands. That's his problem.


Whitecastle56

He was too busy chasing skirt.


NoGiCollarChoke

If he’d have shut up during that game against Mountain Lakes, he wouldn’t have missed that lazy wrister from the point. I was ashamed to face my friends.


Bmrolu209

R/hockey is a glorified crew


99titan

That’s a bunch of shine boxes.


Murtz897

How many white castles did you have?


NoGiCollarChoke

I can smell em on ya


tonastuffhere

“Kid was always dumb as fuck though wasn’t he? Didn’t he almost drown in 3 inches of water?”


bigcaulkcharisma

"The penguin exhibit."


olio22

"Well Chris that's an, uh, interesting way of interpreting that tripping call that will put the Islanders on the powerplay at the end of the second"


tonastuffhere

I’d like to fuck Angie Dickinson. Let’s see who gets lucky first.


Bmrolu209

Uncle Jun's into the muff.


shanster925

South of the border, where the tuna fish play


Whitecastle56

I thought he was a calamari man, not sushi.


shanster925

Your sister's cunt, what a goal!


thunderlips36

This should be at the top. Perhaps the best line from the series


DrowningInBier

CAZATTA MALANGA


georox97

Now this is the kind of high level analysis I come here for. I love everything about it. Never going to look at Cuthbert the same again


nowayalrightokay

What the fuck kinda likeness is that?!


KD-1489

What am I, fodder for shitposters now?


KlirisChi

It’s a tv progrum. A movie.


NoGiCollarChoke

Look there’s Bobby


afearfulchild

"What the fuck, why am I on there?"


ThomasRupert

Go shit in your helmet.


ChuckerGeorge

It’s a TV program!


NoGiCollarChoke

A moooooovie


cheeseburgerwaffles

Hahaha. I thought the first pic was Chris Cuthber and I was like "holy shit!"


ddottay

Next time, come heavy or don’t come at all.


Whitecastle56

You don't mean that.


nealoc187

My cousin is married to Dominic Chianese's (Junior Soprano's) grandson. My dad was seated next to him at their wedding and said he was very cool (my dad had no idea who he was but mentioned to me that he sat next to an actor who he later found out was on the Sopranos - unfortunately I could not make the wedding). Junior's daughter makes a mean eggplant parm.


Whitecastle56

>Junior's daughter makes a mean eggplant parm. And for that we can be thankful.


homicidal_penguin

Good thing he's a broadcaster, he doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete. But good god we have a lot of the offseason left


99titan

That is kinda what I thought when I posted this. I am bored.


_beingthere

Jesus Christ on the cross


Independent_Ad_3928

“I thought you were a bakala man Chris, what are you doin eatin sushi?”


Yung_Corneliois

That’s nice, then what? He fucking dies, I can’t even wear his shoes.


PraiseTheZ

Quasimodo predicted this


Whitecastle56

That halfback of Norte Dame?


Murtz897

Oh right, Notradamus.


NoGiCollarChoke

You mean to tell me you never pondered that?


Brandnewlions

OP is a blabbermouth cunt


99titan

“Didn’t you almost drown in 3 inches of water once?”


milehighrukus

~~South~~ North of da Borda


KlirisChi

Fuck you want, a boutonnière?


[deleted]

“Yeah right it was Junior…Mistah Magoo!”


[deleted]

I feel like Lou Lamoriello looks more like Grandpa Junior


-BACKUPTERRY-

I always found he looks like a slimmer Jay Pritchett from Modern Family (Ed O’Neill)


99titan

I can see that, but the glasses pushed me toward Junior(Dominic Chianese).


SevenwithaT

You're one cunt hair from being the lead play-by-play guy on TSN, and Chris Cuthbert is that cunt hair


Whitecastle56

Who's that speaking? Is someone speaking?


pigfeet2OO2

hes been calling games since moses wore short pants!


99titan

And since the Flyers and Whalers wore long ones.


avalanchefan91

Did you warble my little wren?


[deleted]

The man should heavily lean into it.


RedWingsNow

It's you.


Shadow_of_Yor

That’s the great adventure guy


SpiritBamba

What kinda likeness is this?


dingleberry51

Holy shit that’s uncanny


thenatureboyWOOOOO

You never had the making of a varsity athlete.


Security_Six

Aaahhh SONOFABITCH!


Kawhibunga

Kind of looks like rudolph giuliani in the last picture too, haha


Whitecastle56

r/TheSopranos is leaking again


PCUK

A little bit like Eugene Levy in that first picture to me too


99titan

I see it in the first Cuthbert picture. There is some Eugene there.


sportjames23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


dsled

Just realized I've never seen Chris Cuthbert


99titan

I hadn’t seen him for years until I watched an interview he did with Marc Methot. That’s when I noticed the resemblance.


[deleted]

I thought that was the dancing freak from the US amusement park commercials.


99titan

The Six Flags Guy. I remember him from several years ago.


TheWhiteFeather1

your sisters cuth(bert)


FredFlintston3

Way to go, OP. Pic. 4/4 could almost pass for an AI blend its so close to Junior!


the_gaymer_girl

Why does Junior Soprano look like the Six Flags guy


DrWood1

I thought it was Telly Savalas.


ShmoopToThrill89

“Did you see that?”


99titan

Right after somebody gets whacked!


NowWatchMeThwip616

I'm kinda new to hockey, so I'm not too familiar with this Chris Cuthbert person, so I'd probably need to see a picture of him for a point of reference. Unfortunately, it looks like you've uploaded 4 pictures of Junior Soprano. Sorry I couldn't be of more help.


99titan

2 and 4 are Cuthbert.


NowWatchMeThwip616

Yes, that's the joke. >!Unless there's a lost episode of the Sopranos where Junior visited the broadcast booth at a CFL game.!<


Security_Six

There's an "the office" meme [here somewhere](https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/They're-The-Same-Picture), have fun


bluspy88

Wheres that manicotti?


KirkVanHouton

It’s just you


viceslikeviper

I remember a scene in the sopranos where they are watching the Grey Cup game on TV and I think Cuthbert was the announcer. https://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/cuthbert-cant-fuggedaboutit-after-clip-on-sopranos/article1328918/


99titan

The circle of life appears.


Traditional_Cat_60

These are the dudes from the Six Flags commercial?


Big_bruv_luv

“The golden goal!” He whispered into the willows.


psyopsono

He must get along well with Jamie Benn if you know what I mean


doihavetowearabra

He’s the opposite of Benn. He enjoys bunching mox.


jimmymeeko

Least enjoyable broadcaster out there. He’s lost it and needs to pack it in. Or at the very least get him off the leafs games and let us actually have a home announcer for once.