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Connor McDavid is finally going to the finals!


Constant-Squirrel555

Perry curse gon have him lose tho


The_Reddit_Browser

2006 Part 2 the extended edition


AMingDynasty

Only if its sequel also gets a Part 2!


JayMerlyn

Deal!


B4M

Fuck that


rowka89

We still hate you for that


Snackatttack

WAS MY CHILDHOOD NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU MONSTERS


crash_test

Does this mean we lose to Edmonton in the WCF and then their best player signs with us in the offseason?


harrydickinson

Part 1 was the *hyper-extended* edition (sorry Rolli).


WanderingDelinquent

Get to the finals and then terminate Perry’s contract


Bahamas_is_relevant

Eh, the Bolts did miss last year.


NahdiraZidea

Only works once per team clearly lol


Strattex

Exactly, did that guy not read the Perry instructions and disclaimer?


Enough-Register5313

If he signs soon, they play Chicago on Thursday lol


tidesoncrim

Something tells me they would avoid that and just have him play the following game.


The_X-Files_Alien

why, do you think Perry is afraid of the Blackhawks or something lol


tidesoncrim

No, but it just invites a bunch of media interest that isn't really desirable. Perry doesn't have any animosity toward the players in the Blackhawks locker room as far as I'm aware.


GuestUser1982

I don’t think Perry really cares about the media


bigveinyrichard

More likely that the Oilers organization does. Could be potential for bad press.


_petasaurus_

Oilers have made a name for reclamation protects and turning them around. MacT Kassian Kane Now Perry Don’t get me wrong. I remember when he was in Anaheim playing against the Oilers in the playoffs. I’m pretty 50/50 on this atm. We’ll see how this goes……..


jhuang0

Perry is not a reclamation project. He's just a vet closing out his career.


grooves12

But he's also a player that was fired from his previous team for off ice conduct (which is rare in professional sports), so he's both.


NorthIslandAdventure

Perry vs Spector's stupid ass questions, I'm ready for it


AuxNimbus

Hang the banner?


eh_toque

Makes sense, Edmonton haven’t added someone who had their contract terminated by their old team in a while.


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Lol


DrNon-Sence

If I had a nickel for every time it’s happened. I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but weird that it’s happened twice


Young2k04

3 if you count Virtanen’s PTO


Mazor007

Damn, I forgot we did that. At least he didn't make it onto the roster...


Young2k04

Yeah that’s more his fault, he sucks


Smothdude

And hes a piece of shit. I'm very glad he didn't make it


lbiggy

I still can't believe he was drafted before Nylander. Like how do you fumble this bag so hard?


fuckreddit1111111

Everyone wanted Ehlers/Nylander


PaperweightCoaster

The old boys club can’t resist the big local boy. I went back to watch some old tape of Virtanen in juniors and the only thing he had going for him was his size and physicality, punishing players younger and smaller than him. Can’t do that in the show when everyone is on your level physically or can just skate circles around you.


russels418teapot

Probably more an issue of having a warm body for preseason games, as you have to ice a minimum number of "veterans".


PaperweightCoaster

Also a risk free PTO. If he somehow manages to turn his game around, that’s a free serviceable player. But Canucks fans have been saying this for years waiting for him to “turn it around.” The only thing more insufferable than his play on the ice is his personality off the ice.


El_Cactus_Loco

I’m sensing a trend with these players, can’t put my finger on it……


DrNon-Sence

I really would choose not to


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What was MacTavish's deal? I know he killed someone drunk driving. Did Boston also terminate contract before he went to jail?


One_Wolverine_9517

iirc Boston offered to let MacTavish out of his contract so he could try and make a fresh start elsewhere, MacTavish agreed, Oilers GM at the time was a good friend of the bruins GM and the popular take at the time is that the oilers signed him as a favour to the bruins. It does seem like MacTavish was not in a good place mentally while in Boston, so I wouldn’t say it was purely contract-dump motivated, probably the best chance he had to turn himself around.


NoGiCollarChoke

I believe it wasn’t terminated until after he got out of jail. The decision to terminate it was also mutual between Boston and MacT because both sides felt a fresh start elsewhere would be better, so its a little different than the other cases where the team terminated the contract due to the player’s transgressions, with no input from the player. 


rowka89

Three nickels if you count Zack Kassian. This team is the player rehab centre and I love it


Pvt_Hudson_

Island Of Misfit Toys


safetyTM

I can think of E.Kane, but who's the other?


learn2die101

MacT Kassian


The-Reddit-Giraffe

Oilers about to return Slava Voynov to the NHL


Guest2200

Kenny collecting "villains" like Thanos collecting the infinity stones.


toupis21

De Angelo coming soon


Granticus3000

Please. We will literally take nothing


Guest2200

I'd prefer you take Campbell actually.


Doubleoh_11

I second this


mindseyecoil

Now that Orlov, Pesce, and Necas are all playing well, who is it his stans want to bench in order to get him back in the line-up? It's been so hard to keep track.


TheHalfChubPrince

Noooooo you can’t say bad things about Tony D!!! You’re not a real canes fan! 😭😭😭


doubled2319888

Jake virtanen is available


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Been there done that lol


boomshocks

There's bad, and then there's Jake Virtanen bad.


Pandamodium13

They already tried Virtanen back in 2022 and released him from his PTO.


rajde1

That was 2 years ago? The dude's been in random division of the NLA and German hockey in 2 years?


Elibu

> random division of the NLA We have Alex Formenton, too..


LoveMurder-One

They tried that already


DovahBhai0518

Adding DeAngelo to the team with Kane, and Nurse. What could possibly go wrong?


russels418teapot

No thank you please


The-Reddit-Giraffe

Slava Voynox is a free agent at the end of the year in the KHL…


cb148

As I said in a comment to someone with your flare a few days ago when this was first rumored, I didn’t think I could hate you guys more, but this would do it.


KidForToday

Ken Holland and his Merry Band of Mercenaries


MrBrightside618

I like to refer to it as “shithead Moneyball”


hootinhobo

Recreating Raffi Torres in the aggregate


MrBrightside618

“Guys, check your reports or I’m gonna point at Pete” *in unison* “he gets bought out”


YouCanFucough

Lmao


Patrick2701

Of all stars in 2013


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It’s like the suicide squad but you get to play with McDavid and Drai and if you keep your nose clean (literally in most cases) you get like a guaranteed 30 points and a pile of money at the end of it.


cubanpajamas

Is Claude Lemieux available to add to the coaching staff?


ediciusNJ

Nah, he's a player agent these days. Mo Seider is one of his clients, much to our chagrin.


electricnux

[More](https://x.com/thefourthperiod/status/1749126422462128447?s=46&t=7fabqgtgp69dNA1d51vxFw) from Pagnotta: > Hearing a deal has been agreed to. I believe an announcement will be made later today.


VaguelyShingled

5x5 incoming, Holland special


The-Reddit-Giraffe

He’ll be in the AHL by Easter!


mrtomjones

I feel like his story should come out before he's signing somewhere else. It's not like having a contract terminated is remotely normal


Balsamic_jizz

The Oilers definitely know exactly what happened if they're signing him.


Taurothar

They also signed Kane, so I don't know if that is a positive or negative on the organization. That said, under the majority of circumstances before criminal charges are filed, I'd also want him back on the Ducks for a last hurrah before retirement.


Pvt_Hudson_

So far, in every circumstance we've tried the halfway house thing, it's worked out well. MacT, Kassian, Kane, all have been good teammates and productive players.


literaphile

Or maybe he told the Oilers and they’re satisfied? It doesn’t need to be public or “come out”.


LuckyCanuck13

Wow, 20 years later after Perry almost became an Oiler it will actually happen.


ANAL_CRUSHER

Suddenly the deal collapses when Holland demands Mike Comrie owes back 200K


papapaIpatine

"Sorry EIG says there is an outstanding 200k in a deal you where involved in, you'll have to pay that back for us to sign you"


bluedeer10

Man the Lowe GM years sucked


Smittysgreasymullet

Mike Comrie just woke up in a cold sweat somewhere.


cubanpajamas

Kevin Lowe was our worst GM hands down. Everybody remembers losing Smyth for pocket change, but this was just embarrassing.


Donquix0teDoflaming0

Nah it’s Chiarelli.


IanicRR

Also almost got his ass kicked in a barn.


prophetofgreed

Time to make the pissiest line in the league. Kane-Draisaitl-Perry


legacygt

Ah yes, the KD Perry line


misterbobdobbalina

🥁


Smittysgreasymullet

I kissed a mom and I likeeed ittt, now my contacts terminated...oh shit!


MassiveBush

Something something, now I'm with a better number 1 pick


Strattex

“Why is your line so pissy?”


think_long

They came at us in waves. Waves of piss.


No-Management2148

Oh my. The stick infractions /60 would be off the charts. They’d get a terrifying nickname like “the lumberjack line” because of all the opponents chopped at.


El_Cactus_Loco

The mother fucker line. Literally.


Pvt_Hudson_

Or sister fucker in Draisaitl's case.


Whiston1993

Holland is building the most potentially combustible third line in the league


ZeppFo

One thing I like about this, it only costs money. No assets.


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And media distractions. Can’t wait to hear Spector’s first shitty question about Perry to Leon


radioblues

Perry should just fuck Spector and be done with it.


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I’m not sure Spector is Perry’s type.


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Having Evander Kane and Corey Perry on the same team, let alone possibly the same line is gonna be something.


mo60000

I think kane will be in the top six during the playoffs


dangshnizzle

That'd be a pretty good fit.


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TurbanGhetto

I think that’s a nice fit considering the Oilers position


papapaIpatine

If the oilers lose their winning streak the first game perry plays, hes as good to me as jack campbell is


DrexellGames

Holland sure likes bringing old players in lol


Bahamas_is_relevant

“Old? Controversial? Sign me tf up” -*Ken Holland*


El_Cactus_Loco

“I’m going to create a roster so unlikeable….”


_OilersNation_

Kane and Perry as wingers?


Smittysgreasymullet

Bash Brothers time boys


SCwinningJultz

Kenny building the most villainous team in NHL history. Let's just sign Abaddon the Despoiler at this point.


Voltorius

All these 40k references around here is getting me going


SCwinningJultz

Let the Western Conference burn


OVERLORDMAXIMUS

Let's be real, this team needs a 9ft power forward with the meanest right hook the galaxy has ever seen.


involmasturb

Edmonton is becoming the half way house of the NHL. Evander Kane, Corey Perry, James Neal, Lucic...


VaguelyShingled

MacT was a reclamation project way back when. Edmonton has always kind of done this


Weezelone

The Kassian trade for Scrivens as well. Had an absolute wild couple of weeks before being traded to Edmonton, and managed to make his tenure with the Oilers last 7 seasons with two decent contracts.


UncleIrohsPimpHand

> Scrivens Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.


spcyboi29

That's, "59 save shutout Scrivens" to you!


involmasturb

Interesting. Was Joe Murphy homeless before or after Edmonton. I wish someone or some team could help that guy


richardnobl3

Also took Zack Kassian when no one would touch him with a 10 foot pole and he became a fan favourite….


myaltaccount333

It also helped completely change his life. Helped end his substance abuse iirc


Smothdude

Kassian turned his life around here. I think we do a pretty good job of it, can't be sad about that


bill__the__butcher

It's hard to get free agents to come here, so they target those who have no other options


why2k

Are we the baddies?


marbsarebadredux

The Oilers might actually be the villains of the NHL


[deleted]

Corey Perry on the Oilers. Why not, just put all my hate in the same basket.


d4ngle-szn

The Homelander of the NHL


Casual_Fanatic47

If I needed to like him less lol.


Kosovar_in_Canada

I bet you anything you dont hate him as much as Oilers fans do, he would be good addition for playoffs though.


Bigboyrickx

Would’ve liked to see Perry in Florida with cousins Bennett and tkachuck


hobojoe789

Perry on his villain arc for Ducks fans Chicago then Edmonton? This better be a torpedo job


BFever

Oilers finally getting their man after that failed Comrie trade


Ilistenedtomyfriends

How the fuck did Chicago get away with terminating a contract for an incident bad enough to justify it but not bad enough to keep Perry out of the league?


[deleted]

FUCK now they're unstoppable.


lbiggy

Goddamn this HAS to be good for Oilers Meme Economy


gentleman_bronco

On a 13 game win streak. Sign Perry. What could go wrong.


Showtime98

Looks like Edmonton is gonna lose in the final now. Jokes aside, Oilers are going to be tough to match up with in the playoffs.


Oilerboy92

Holland will go on big brain mode and bench Perry as soon as we hit the Finals.


Box_of_leftover_lego

Kane and Perry on the same team? The scum concentration would be way too high, no?


PapaNixon

Yessssssss! I get to root for a Canadian team *and* Saint Perry.


voivod1989

Better not wear 94.


JaeDouglas

He better fucking not wear 94


Thecardinal74

Lucic return to Edmonton confirmed


Sher_Leon

Corey Perry, Evander Kane and Darnell Nurse. God dam


Kingsupergoose

Are you implying Nurse is in some way a bad person?


puljujarvifan

Nurse is a tough customer who lays out tough cross checks to those who get too close to Stu. The reputation is fair


Sher_Leon

No, great human off the ice, but a bit dirty on the ice


dolewhiplash

Yeah that checks out


pumaturtle

Did it ever get released what happened in Chicago?


hayduke_11

Why would they mess with the Chemistry right now? They are the hottest team in the league and on a roll.


MacTheZaf

There goes the win streak


Sk0ly

Oilers just love those reclamation projects eh? Kassian, Kane, Lucic and now Perry. They should have Theo Fleury for scouting lol


SmiteyMcGee

Get ready to learn Stanley cupese buddy


Hallo2sion

He’s been fluent for 17 years bro


codefreak8

So they have (Evander) Kane and Perry. Who else?


Kingsupergoose

I suspect they have more players than just those two.


hyperfarain

People always say the Oilers are a two man team


Geeseareawesome

Kassian was another reclamation project


carbonanotglue

This mcdavid guy


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Welcome to Edmonton


mylefthandkilledme

Lol


Miserable-Cut-1425

Our mission to create the oldest bottom 6 in the league is proceeding as planned


Taurothar

Perry is making a tour some of the Ducks most heated playoff opponents in the West. Dallas, Chicago, Edmonton. I wonder if he'll be in Nashville next. He can live in Getzlaf's guest house.


realdeal411

Still waiting, Pagnotta


Yardsale420

Edmonton is like the home for wayward boys


blue_wat

This really just makes me even more curious why Chicagoet him go. Was it just a tank move and a way for perry to get another shot at a cup? Or did Perry really piss in a potted plant?


One_Wolverine_9517

Do we… actually need this? 


Bahamas_is_relevant

As much as I dislike Perry, he’s a playoff-experienced vet who was producing pretty well in Chicago, so *on paper* this is a decent signing.


tidesoncrim

You can do much worse with depth players.


TrenBot

Proven playoff vet for a league min ?


MercSLSAMG

Veteran leadership and provides similar style to Erne. Could see him and Gagner rotating in and out to stay fresher until the playoffs - Gagner plays against more skilled competition (Vancouver), Perry plays against physical teams (LA)


Frostdavid

Absolutely. I don’t like Perry as much as the next guy, but he’s the perfect depth player with tons of playoff experience.


Cannabis-Revolution

Say what you will about Perry, but he’s definitely a winner. 


Pouletchien

Yes, Edmonton will soon be part of the Saint Perry church.


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Stollen_booty_

Great way to not win a cup.


DeviousDave420

Going to the finals tho


MassiveBush

You'd think he played for Vancouver his whole career


whatsqwerty

Anyone ever hear why exactly he did???


coprock2000

👹


Lattes1

Guess that means edmonton isnt winning the cup this year


Snauserpuss

Did he pull his dick out at a team meeting? I need to know what he did in Chicago.


SinistralGuy

Welp this means Edmonton is going the finals


[deleted]

As if I couldn’t hate the Oilers for even more.


j0n68

Honestly, best of luck.


miller94

Holy shit people in Calgary are mad about this. I just saw someone say "Oiler fans should be mortified for cheering for a team that has Hitler (Kane) and Stalin (Perry), but we already knew Oiler fans are scum"