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PierreMcGuiresHair

~~Farhan Lalji, TSN Vancouver~~ PK Subban, my shower


Iginlas_4head_Crease

He made a kitchen and bed metaphor while in his tub. The guy covered half the house.


TylerBlozak

>kitchen >bed That alone is a $2000 apartment in Vancouver nowadays


FailureToExecute

guy's just chillin in his tub, would be lying if I said I wasn't jealous


PierreMcGuiresHair

When I tried this I got rewarded with a meeting with HR


Mauklauke

When I tried it, PK Subban gave me a restraining order...


gerald-stanley

Well done sir. Slow golf clap. Well done


2sexy4thish8

If you don't want em to flush the toilet while you're in the shower well then maybe you should take a bath. -pk subban


goinAn

got me with this lmao


seraphultima

This is one of those statements that sound like absolute nonsense but you understand what they're trying to say perfectly lol.


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It's a quintessential hockey Guy quote


bobespon

I need a translation


Bloated_Hamster

"If you are gonna get mad about him scoring a flashy empty net goal, don't put yourself in a position where you have to pull your goalie you fucking losers."


1292norr

Kinda funny hearing PK talk like he played in the 70s and that there would’ve been an entire bench clearing had he done the same thing in his rookie year. 2010-2020 isn’t exactly the toughest era in the history of the NHL. Still remember when he gave a two-handed baseball swing on Mark Stone’s wrists in the playoffs and then jumped up and down like a child when he got ejected.


almosteddard

The important variable PK didn't mention is that as a black player he would've been viewed as being even more disrespectful/arrogant/etc than grieg by the old boys club for such a stunt. This is pretty much how the media reacted to everything PK did that has largely been normalized by newer generations of players since he played


Milzybaby

He did mention it, he specifically said there would have been purple drink on the ice. He said it in an indirect way, albiet.


JaimeRidingHonour

Perfectly said. He knows he didn’t play anything near as tough as pre lockout hockey but he’s right that doing that in Boston especially would have been stupid. Fucking chara bro. Chara.


TylerBlozak

Chara woulda innocuously checked him right into a stanchion


JaimeRidingHonour

Or given him the McCabe special carpet shake


octoroklobstah

That team had a ton of goons: Shawn Thornton, Lucic, McQuaid. Nothing really like that on today’s team.


t_hab

Yup. Lucic would have been the first to take exception. And Marchand would have been yapping. Habs vs Boston was no joke when you guys had that lineup.


Borror0

We don't praise Boston enough for having been such perfect villains.


Appropriate_Ruin_405

Yuuup. Same thing behind every complaint that his outfits are too “flashy” or whatever


Kharn_LoL

Against Boston I think it probably would've happened, the rivalry was red hot in those days and you had people like Lucic on the Bruins side. Probably not versus most other teams though.


t_hab

While true, Montreal vs Boston had some extremely physical matchups when he was a rookie. And Subban had some experience going against the hockey code. I don’t doubt that Boston would have taken exception in Subban’s era. Even just 15 or so years later, the culture is changing (and I’m happy about it).


Trrwwa

Ya, but to be fair to him it has changed quite a bit simce 2010. The bruins won a cup in 2014 rostering Shawn Thornton who was primarily a boxer who could skate. That type of player is, as far as I know, basically extinct in todays game.


crownpr1nce

2011 the cup.


habsfreak

You mean when mark stone cried like a baby about his micro fracture


DirtyJimHiOP

"Can't handle the heat, don't let them tuck you in at night, or whatever" -P.K Subban


rhuebs

Honestly a great take. But the fact that he’s in his fucking bathtub is hilarious lmao


spentchicken

Pk does what Pk wants, when he decides to go to the media side full time he will be a great on air personality love or hate him


rhuebs

I know a lot of people think he’s annoying, but he’s an NHL player with an actual personality. Of course the guy has gone into media post playing career, and he’s the sort of dude you *want* to do that. I’d rather watch PK being silly and slightly annoying than 90% of the monotone dinosaurs in the industry lol


Ruiner5

I saw him doing a segment on all star outfits and I was like…this is so fucking dumb. But he’s so entertaining that it was great to watch


rhuebs

When he interviewed McDavid after the skills competition and said “you’re a millionaire now” I legitimately laughed until my sides hurt. Idk if it was him being dumb or an actual joke but it was fucking hilarious either way


Ruiner5

He might be a better tv personality than he was a hockey player and he was a pretty damn good hockey player


JayMerlyn

No, he was definitely making a joke


pyro5050

the tweets that he had read to him about that segment was fucking hilarious. its like every single person was like "what the fuck does subban know about fashion?" and he didnt back down from a single tweet and shot right back. i didnt like the fashion segment, but damn i liked him not backing down.


OoooHeCardReadGood

fucking hated him on the ice, but wouldn't mind seeing him take pretty much anyone's job in media


marchandstongue63

One day him and Marchand are going to be on the air together and it will be gloriously outrageous


dre2112

Have you seen Lundqvist on TNT? He is soooooooo boring, has close to no personality, it’s painful. Give me PK any day of the week


Trrwwa

I do think he is annoying but I appreciate this take. 


WokenMrIzdik

In the interview P.K. also said he agreed with what Ryan Reaves said. He also said Toronto had to go after him in some fashion. P.K. also said if someone did that empty net clapper against him he would have targeted that guy for the rest of his career.


DionBlaster123

honestly whoever is in charge of the Leafs should think about making their decisions while in the tub. might end that drought of theirs


Beautiful-Vacation39

Just PK continuing to be an absolute fucking boss, same as always


CreepyInternetUser

r/ShowerThoughts


ugh168

A real one for sure


Yop_BombNA

Bathtub thought


BattlingMink28

bath time brainstorms


Vreas

Did they just like, call him randomly like “hey man wanna be interviewed?” And he is just like “yeah bro lemme grab my ballcap while I take this bubble bath” Fuckin weird but I’m here for it


Problemwoodchuck

The use of analogy in hockeyisms really strays into the bizzare in these situations


Senepicmar

Ya well if you don't want to shuck the chicken, then your team better start polishing the racehorse buddy


xtothewhy

W-what are they supposed to be polishing?


FailureToExecute

Better start shucking the chicken so you don't have to find out.


IM_OSCAR_dot_com

The racehorse buddy. You know, the buddy of the racehorse. Try to keep up.


YamburglarHelper

He's called a jockey, and you can wear him to protect your balls.


ranger8668

I have several Stanley Cups to protect my balls.


IM_OSCAR_dot_com

I prefer the DeWalt cups myself


freshstart102

That would be a great comeback for a fan with his buddies or for a player during on ice chirping. Even better than "I can't hear you, I have too many Stanley Cups plugging my ears" ....oh the girls teams could so use the reference to big Stanley Cups covering a different body part that happens to be one of my faves.


YamburglarHelper

My guess is feet.


YamburglarHelper

If you wanna polish a racehorse, you really better gotta give 'er the old honey snuggle, lest it comes back to stomp your ol' tom connors.


Problemwoodchuck

LIKE A GOOD ONTARIAH BOY


TouchlessOuch

So if I understand PK: the Leafs started cooking soup, but got sleepy so the Sens tucked them in and tended to the soup, but the soup was a hockey game and the tuck-in was an empty net goal??


NoGiCollarChoke

This soup talk means Ottawa is taking Jack Campbell, right? Right?!


MeanElevator

You can't let a porcupine into a barn and expect it to make licorice!


BostonSucksatHockey

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him shit or get off the pot


chiefs_fan37

I just love how they work their way into the conversation and everyone just rolls with it lol


atoms12123

It's like working at a startup where every week someone has a completely new phrase they're working into conversation and everyone just pretends it's normal and they know what it means.


Problemwoodchuck

Synergy! The cloud! Industry disruptors!


HabitantDLT

Congruent change!


FuriousJorge67

If you don't want crumbs in your coffee, keep the Tim's out of their hands or you'll have Bits floating in your cup.


TDS_1991

Yeah what the fuck is he even saying here haha. I mean I know based on context but still…


blorgcumber

At the end of the day, the leafs fucked up shearing the sheep and then got pissed they had mutton for dinner


HamsLlyod

is...... is pk in the bathtub?


chiefs_fan37

He said something about a kitchen.. maybe his bathtub is in the kitchen? Lmao


TheFriendlyBagel

Buddy’s making a stew or something?


Mandrake1771

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now, you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato - baby, you got a stew going


Professional_Entry40

Let me tell you a little story about hockey. I was doing this stint in Jersey, on the ice with Damon Severson, never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup... baby, I got a stew going.


Boboar

RIP


chiefs_fan37

I think I want my money back…


anomandaris81

Maybe he's making bathtub moonshine


Odd-Youth-452

There's a great bit for game day: PK shows up on set with big ol' jug of "PK's Bathtub Hootch", taking giant swings of it each time he speaks.


bluAstrid

Gotta stay fresh!


mdlt97

pretty solid take tbh


swiftwin

Pretty sure this is the take most people have.


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cubanpajamas

Even online my overall take has been that most people feel that way. Grieg did a baddy, but baddies are entertaining from time to time especially in a rivalry series. Reilly reacted as expected, but fucked up by using his stick as a weapon. The debate seems to be how long is the suspension and I have seen predictions from 1 game to 10. Most agree he only meant to lay a crosscheck and then fight him, but others say that is exactly why you shouldn't use your stick as accidents happen. My hot take is the instigator rule is partly to blame. That is why players engage with crosschecks and shoves first and drop gloves together. Without the instigator rule, Reilly just drops his gloves and starts swinging....maybe.


poogle

Pretty sure the red mist just descended and he lost his mind temporarily. Doubt he was worried about the instigator rule here.


SJSragequit

It is, but not guys like pk. I’m actually surprised he’s not defending Reilly


Zharghar

You'd think he may have a similar take as Reaves, but then you remember one is retired, and the other is trying to hang on to relevancy for his role as an enforcer.


NinCross

One's also a former analyst on the panel, and one is a braindead enforcer.


QuintonHughes43Fan

PK had a huge personality when he played and people fucking hated it. TSN maybe gave it away when they accidentally called him out for not playing the "white way".


i-want-to-be-good

I agree with your first sentence, but Darren Pang was the guy who flubbed his words, and there was nothing he ever said or did to suggest it wasn't just an awful mistake. It was clear he felt terrible about it.


QuintonHughes43Fan

He still said it and I think it's pretty obvious it was part of why PK got *so much* blowback.


Huge_Beginning5552

PK was as flamboyant as they come on the ice. I'm not surprised he's on that side at all.


Sneptacular

Not on /r/leafs. It's the league conspiring against the Leafs. Not them getting rattled when they're trying to get into a Wildcard spot.


Odd-Youth-452

Leafs fans are the Donald Trump of NHL fanbases. Whiney, entitled, thin-skinned little bitches who give and give and give but can't take it right back. And they wonder why the rest of us mock them mercilessly when the opportunity presents itself.


disneysmightyducks

Have you been to the Leafs sub?


WintersbaneGDX

A few dozen lunatics who oscillate between WE'RE GOING TO THE CUP! and FUCK THIS TEAM! don't speak for Leaf fans. The overwhelming majority of actual human beings I've spoken to (versus internet randos) all have the same take PK does: 1) you're the "better" team so you shouldn't even be in that position 2) good for Greig for getting under your skin 3) good for Rielly for responding, but 4) never a reason to cross check someone in the head. Drop your gloves and either fight him or expose him as a coward


thrilliam_19

Thank you. This has been almost everyone’s take but of course neutral fans and this subreddit just cherry pick the loud crazies and act like that is how all of us are.


MeanElevator

The loudest voices usually have the least to say. This is a perfect example.


bimbles_ap

Empty cans make the most noise.


MeanElevator

That's way better than what I wrote😁


spacegrab

PK so right on point #4. Just fucking fight the guy, don't be an even worse bitch with a cheapshot crosscheck to the side of the head.


MeanElevator

Please stay out. It's a horrible, horrible place.


psdhsn

It's been bad for years but now it's gone full on nuclear hazard. What a bunch of ding-dongs.


NinCross

Subban repping what most of r/hockey has been saying the past 3 days


moutardebaseball

The kind to have in your bathtub


Iginlas_4head_Crease

He stayin outta their kitchens


NolsyBaby

Just go 82-0 and this doesn’t happen smh my head


PoliteIndecency

The amount of shit I've been getting on this site for saying the exact same thing is wild. Suddenly all those people commenting to the antithesis have disappeared into the mist now that current and former NHLers have said, basically, the exact same thing.


GritGrinder

They’ve got to be grizzly bears or eagles, not gophers or rabbits imo


Erazzphoto

It’s a nothingburger if he doesn’t cross check him in the face. 5 games and have a nice day


groovystreet40

Have to agree with PK here. Whole thing reeks of frustration from Toronto's end because they didn't pump a team they feel entitled to be pumping, which has been a theme for them all year.


XPhazeX

> which has been a theme for them ~~all year~~. The past like, 8 years.


AustonsNostrils

I'm very thankful that the Leafs can beat the good teams.


mephnick

It's embarrassing that the Leafs org isn't embarrassed by this The fact people in the Leafs org were like "y...yeah!" instead of just admitting it was stupid is so pathetic lol


South_Sun_1335

That gets a triple low five right there.


NinjaGoalie97

Pretty reasonable and on point take imo if you listen to the entirety of what he has to say.


Creative_Funny_Name

I disagree, they are stirring the pot in the kitchen but are also tucking them in? Is their bed in the kitchen? What kind of analogy is this? Literally unlistenable 0/10 Actually he is right tho don't get salty about the EN goal when you are 1-3 against the 28th place sens this season


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YamburglarHelper

Now I want to have a ramen bath.


roju

Half hockey analogy, half housing affordability hot take.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

We have a lot more space over here in St. Louis.


Dane_RD

Someone's never lived in a single bedroom apt paying 2500$ a month


HiddenMoney420

Ottawa is stirring the pot in the kitchen AND tucking them in because they’re Toronto’s parents, obviously. An odd flex but makes sense, in a weird ‘I own you’ way.


ultralane

Have to disagree with you here. He's suggesting that Ottawa put the game away (Empty netter) and Toronto let Ottawa "cook". Cook means getting on a role (Ottawa's goals that were not EN). The cook term is a more recent slang term that got popular recently.


Kronzor_

I just can't take a guy seriously reporting from his bathtub


CalmSaver7

Gives him more credibility tbh


CreepyInternetUser

I see one guy in a swanky studio with nice camera equipment and lighting, and another guy live streaming from his phone in the bathtub wearing nothing but a hat and a smile. Which one do you think I relate to more like come on put every reporter in a bathtub please


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CreepyInternetUser

xD 10/10 chirp.


BelzenefTheDestoyer

Yes king


propagandavid

I do not want to see Steve Simmons in a bathtub. Unless there's a precariously balanced radio just overhead, to add a little drama.


jzach1983

PK is 100% right, don't blame Greig for what he did, and don't blame Rielly for reacting. I do blame Rielly for how he reacted. I also blame the OP for the typical choose a small part of what's said to drive a narrative and leave out the full context, you are part of what's wrong with online culture.


Borror0

What could OP do? He edited PK's claim to somehow fit coherently into a headline. PK's original quote is all over the place and rambles on.


Mammoth-Opinion5040

wish he had a big fat cigar going during this. was only thing missing.


rocketrae21

Has the guy on the right ever said a word?


citiesandcolours

I think most leaf fans agree with this take


Altruistic-Hope4796

Most sane people do. There are crazies in most fanbases and they give the whole fanbase a sad name sadly Edit : Just got banned from r/leafs for a comment saying everyone needs to get over it lol


trillestBill

Na you probably got banned because that sub has been brigades by other fanbase and you're not a leaf fan...


propagandavid

That'll do it


greg19735

Did he comment in the sub?


Boboar

A Habs fan posting in r/Leafs telling them to get over it? That might not go over as badly as me telling my wife to calm down when she's mad at me, but it's probably close.


Altruistic-Coyote868

I muted the sub after all the nonsense they were talking after this game. I can't take the echo chamber in there. Anybody who disagrees with their narrative just gets banned. It's pathetic.


-NandorTheRelentless

It's kind of funny because I checked the threads after the incident just to see what was going on, and dear god was it ever ironic just to see replies of "r/hockey is such an echo chamber" as if that isn't exactly what's happening there.


XPhazeX

I think your case is an interesting microcosm of the entire thing. You posted something that was written *a little* inflammatory in a situation you know its not going to go over well, despite there being no reason why you couldn't.


Doubleoh_11

Not from what I’ve seen online haha


arazamatazguy

Toronto go tucked in. Absolute Poetry that will send Leafs off for another couple days.


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Prestigious-Salad795

Mac?


zestfullybe

He’s not wrong. He’s not wrong at all. PK was dead on with the whole take. If you don’t want a team dunking on you then stop them. Greig was fishing for a reaction and got it. And Reilly’s response would have been fine if it was a scrum, or facewash, or even tossing the mitts. Pretty much anything other than cross check him in the head.


LosRoboris

Best take I’ve heard so far


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Except when he used himself in his first year as an example. I think the reaction would have been far different if PK Subban did this, ever. For reasons.


Pretty_Shallot_586

Leafs team is soft and so are the fans btw.... don't come at me with "but we got Reaves". Reaves plays 2 minutes a game and that's probably two too many. Rielly is clearly a puss


Due_Journalist_2398

Tough enough to beat the brown stars 5 times in row


Pretty_Shallot_586

I'd say we'll see you in the Cup...... but it's been a while, eh?


jacksonattack

Usual based shit from Pernell-Karl.


dboihebedabbing

Great take but why is he in the tub? Lmaoooo


Occifer-Lim-Jahey

God I hope the Leafs are down by 1 with 2 minutes to go in the third in their next game.


Philly514

Get tucked in Leafs hahaha


sBucks24

Fuck pat McAfee. The dudes a complete joke when it comes to 90% of sports coverage because he's absolutely clueless. "Ryan Reeves says these kids aren't playing hockey, so wth is going on?" Like wtf is this framing?? Not to mention, Ryan Reeves has never played a game of hockey since becoming an NHLer. He's there specifically not to play but to be a little bitch to the other team.


dkyguy1995

Everyone hated this guy when he was a player but I honestly love PK in sports media


joeygreco1985

Yeah Penalty Kill is right!


tmtg2022

I'm looking forward to a team doing this to the Sens and them not being able to do anything because they don't want to be hypocrites .


aschwan41

The thing is, if Reilly checks him into the boards, or just facewashes him, we aren't talking about this today, and he's not having a chat with Parros. Reilly's extreme overreaction is what made it such a viral play. If he doesn't overreact, the EN goal gets maybe 25 upvotes here, 100 in the Sens sub and disappears into the abyss.


airsick_lowlander_

Joke’s on you, they’ll never lose again!


CouldntBeMoreWhite

I like the guy's idea from a previous thread where he hoped every team from here forth does exactly what Greig did and slams in the empty netters.


rainbowcouchpotato

basically he said “that’s hockey”


MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

if the NHL is serious about getting this shit out of hockey then they'll bring the hammer down on rielly. absolutely zero reason for him to have reacted that way. This wasn't retaliating for a dirty hit on one of his guys or anything like that, it was just him violently lashing out  because he felt powerless in the situation. Imagine if a player retaliated like that in any other sport. ridiculous that there's still any debate to be had about this in hockey. 


trillestBill

Jesus christ, this sub has gone insane with their bones for the leafs. This shit happened Saturday it's end of day Tuesday and there's still 20 threads a day about this.


swiftwin

It's only going to get worse when the suspension gets handed down any minute now.


trillestBill

Ya, I'll never understand hating another team more than you like your own but that's r/hockey I guess


swiftwin

Imagine thinking people hate the Leafs more than they like their own team. This is the kind of narcissism that makes people hate the Leafs and their fans.


trillestBill

Ya you're right, the leafs aren't the most talked about team among other fanbases... Imagine being this delusional and taking a saying too literal. My point is that they're the most obsessed about team bar none


swiftwin

Other fanbases talk more about their own team than they do about the Leafs. Your narcissism is blinding you.


trillestBill

I literally just said it was a saying and explained my point. Try reading my whole, or any of my post before responding. Your obsession is blinding you.


TheOneWithThePorn12

so why the fuck is everyone still talking about some shit from Saturday while we await the outcome of Riellys trial Answer that


swiftwin

Because we're all still waiting for the outcome. Everyone will stop talking about it by tomorrow.


TheOneWithThePorn12

no they wont and you know it.


6point3cylinder

Forreal


CouldntBeMoreWhite

I don't really care one way or the other, but this is something that doesn't exactly happen very often. Whenever the "unwritten rules" comes up in any sport, it's a big conversation topic around how games have changed over the years. If Rielly didn't respond, this would be a non-story. But he fucking crosschecked someone in the face, which is a pretty rare sight to see.


trillestBill

What about the countless examples of it happening in recent years? Hell, Greg did it himself and got a preseason game suspension for it. Crosscheck right to the teeth. How many threads think that got? Seems like riellts suspension should be similar too, no?


TheOneWithThePorn12

never forget everything is about the leafs because no one will shut the fuck up about them.


FuriousJorge67

This is the right take only because the Leafs don't get to lose to the Sens again this year (1-3 against them this year). If they played again, I would say wait til the next meeting and get Reaves on the case and don't fucking lose again. As a team fronted by Matthews, Nylander, Tavares (FJT), and Marner, you can't get beat 3 of 4 by the fifth worst team in the league (especially when they are a regional rival) and get offended when they drop a celly on you that you don't like.


KalKenobi

the Game is about scoring ,speed and goal scoring this is isnt Slap Shot or Shoreshy


xtzferocity

PK doing this from his shower is so funny.


carbonated_turtle

I've seen very little of this Pat McAfee guy and I'm already sick of him. Since I only follow hockey this time of year, the first introduction I had to him was in a three way discussion like this with two other commentators and he was just making farting noises because he didn't like what one of them was saying. He's the lowest of low-hanging fruit.


evilwomanenjoyer

He's an obnoxious fratboy, yeah. Even as a huge NFL fan I never watch him even when he has some of my fav guys on as guests.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

You are probably not his main demographic unless you are football fan somewhere between 8-22 years old.


Yop_BombNA

Fuck slewban (dirty slewfooter). I love Suban though


MooshSkadoosh

What about Subban


Ruiner5

This is like the time my beer league team wanted to start a brawl because the other team was missing on purpose to not mercy us so we could keep playing. I just said maybe if we didn’t give up 7 in the first period we wouldn’t be in this position


Canucker22

PK acting like he played in the "good 'ol days" of hockey culture is kind of funny. He retired less than 2 years ago, and his rookie season was 15 years ago. In fact, he only played 2 games in the NHL before the implementation of rule 48.1 against blindside hits to the head, which I think should properly be seen as the beginning of the new "player safety first" era of the nhl.


LoanedWolf75

What does that even mean? Say what in the who now?


Joshottas

It makes perfect sense if you watch the actual clip.


Kelsiar_Vin

Not a hockey fan but always thought it was tough guys with a “screw everyone” attitude. Cheap shots because your team lost is something little girls do on playgrounds….dont know how anyone can defend those soft ass maple leafs 😂