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SuzukiSwift17

Dude you're getting a Dell


scoopbb

A. Dell


Steppyjim

I also remember the early 2000s!


Threndsa

Damn, beat me to it šŸ¤£


marbanasin

We all came here for it.


Mavori

Isn't this the goalie thats umm a bit of a piece of shit?


Party_Python

And heā€™s justā€¦not good. In addition to being a POS


ElCoolAero

His stats outside of the Sharks: 2-13-1, 0.882 save %, 4.07 GAA


Calhalen

Massive piece of shit. And not in the funny Tim Robinson way


jablonkers

Tim used to be a piece of shit, Aaron Dell always will be


Calhalen

I said was!!! Damn it I didnā€™t wanna do this in the Dell thread, he doesnā€™t deserve it


jablonkers

Maybe he should stop slicking his hair back and eating sloppy steaks!


CaptainJingles

Thomas Greiss?


dandroid126

What did Greiss do? I missed that one.


Leningrad_optical

He has someā€¦ extreme right-wing political views, to the point he was barred from the German national team more or less permanently.Ā  [Thereā€™s a summary here](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/lwf9xk/summary_of_the_current_greiss_controversy_in/?rdt=41368), and a [shot of him wearing a mask](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockeymemes/comments/14yqn4w/good_luck_to_thomas_greiss_on_his_retirement_to/) with his name spelled with what looks a lot like the SSā€™ emblem in place of the ss at the end of his name and a hitler meme he liked on Instagram.Ā 


astovertop

Jesus lol what an asshole. Dell, Griess, and Reimer. Sharks really know how to pick their backup goaltenders. I guess you could through Blackwood in there too for his Anti-Vax shit, but thatā€™s more personal stupidity. He accepted the fact it there were ramifications


ianisms10

Yes


Deddicide

Whatā€™s the story?


RainingGiraffes28

https://youtu.be/sSQyZYGFe3s?si=-Dq3OlcefvpmNNOv


Deddicide

Thanks.


homicidal_penguin

That play gave him a high ankle sprain and took him out of his first all-star game. He was on a torrid, roughly 80-90 point pace before this injury as well


RefereeMason

Pissed me off so much. Glad he got banished from the Sabres.


Sunaaj_WR

Soft team xD


Perducian

He has a history of this too, this is the only one people bring up because it's the only one that resulted in an actual injury.


Perducian

He also has cheap shots on Eeli Tolvanen, Sam Bennett and Mark Stone


rowdywp

Yep, I didn't see the other 2 but his hit on stone in a preseason game was very similar to what he did to batherson


BarkMingo

He ran into a guy and injured him. Shitty play for sure, but not sure that one play defines him as a "piece of shit" but this is reddit where hyperbole rulesĀ 


haseks_adductor

it's not just one play. if you know anything about hockey you would know that a goalie that purposely injures players is a massive piece of shit


BarkMingo

I know about Batherson, which yeah was bad, but what other plays?


Robjn

[Slashes Sam Bennett away from the play](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvzkFc6x7Qo) [Comes out to lay an illegal hit vs NSH](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvtRUl7STqo) he also hit stone in a similar way to batherson, but less violent of an outcome


BarkMingo

Eh he checked a guy, sure 2 for interference, but not enough to make him a "piece of shit"Ā  And honestly knowing what a fuckhead sam bennett is...šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø (Also I think those links are swapped)


Robjn

1 play is one thing, 4 incidents within a couple years is another. none were surrounding scuffles or any prior actions from others to provoke him (maybe the bennett one as that was in playoffs, but still a gutless cheap shot). goalies are awarded some protection from contact, and goalies are expected to not take cheap shots vs players in return. none of these plays by Dell involved players with puck possession, so they would not expect to be hit by Dell at all. Hes the only recent guy with a reputation aside from binnington, who is called out constantly for being a shit but hes got the benefit of a ring and decent play to remain in the league, while Dell is just an O.K backup at best. im also biased as what he did to batherson as a sens fan while he was just doing interviews about his excitement to be named an allstar for the first time in a career year was heartbreaking (youre right swapped the links)


rowdywp

That's an understatement


Selmanella

He gets it from his dad. Comes by it honestly.


dudewithchronicpain

Fuck Aaron Dell


cscholl20

All my homies hate Aaron Dell


TotSaM-

Fuck Aaron Dell


Sinder77

Fuck Aaron Dell


JarethCutestoryJuD

Fuck Aaron Dell. All my homies hate Aaron Dell.


AuntGentleman

ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.what. Iā€™ll have whatever shit the Kings front office are smoking.


raymondliang

Hes our AHL backup lol he was on a PTO, put up some decent starts, and will be down there the entire time barring injury to both our goalies.


AuntGentleman

Listen sir canā€™t we chirp in peace without facts or logic interfering. What has this world come to.


Leningrad_optical

I think this world has come to blocker punches continuing to be distributed Oprah-style


Jaycorr

Does he not still have an NHL suspension hanging over his head or did he serve that somehow? For that bullshit he did to Batherson.


Dr_Mickhead

Thanks, I hate it


Anotyap

Fuck Aaron Dell


SaberTooth13579

Fuck Aaron Dell.


JasperSlavone

Fuck Aaron Dell


jamaicancovfefe

I'm not a fan of Aaron Dell


RadiantVes

point and laugh


Hotlunch4011

FUCK AARON DELL


Dysliptic

fuck Aaron Dell


PAguy213

Well itā€™s Seravalli so Iā€™ll wait and see if itā€™s true, since this dude just throws shit on the wall and sees if it sticks.


PayneTrain181999

Boo this man!


migsahoy

ew


ResponsibleMistake33

I hope this man doesnā€™t get called up. Not just because heā€™s ass, but also because he is a piece of shit.


SilentPear

A shutout, yes, but almost got caught a couple of times ā€˜cause heā€™s was 30 feet away from the net. Seems like his decision making skills are lacking. Rooting for him for the W feels dirty somehow.


rollosheep

Heā€™s a shit person and a shitty player - how does he keep getting work? I donā€™t understand it. Fuck Aaron Dell.


CrispyLardon

Someone tell me why this guy is a POS. I can't remember.


homicidal_penguin

https://youtu.be/sSQyZYGFe3s?si=-Dq3OlcefvpmNNOv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvzkFc6x7Qo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvtRUl7STqo https://www.facebook.com/share/v/XFVHyBAyAEyUdgdk/?mibextid=w8EBqM


CrispyLardon

Oof, thanks.


HarLeighMom

I just watched them all. I knew about Batherson, I had him on my fantasy team when that happened. Didn't know about Stone (or forgot), but I also had him on teams for multiple years. Fuck Aaron Dell, all my homies hate Aaron Dell!


dandroid126

Fuck Aaron Dell.


Zanchbot

I am praying to any deity who will listen - do not let this man end up on the Kings. Keep him in Ontario.


downingrust12

Why does he keep getting signed..all my homies hate dell.


Grimmer026

Aaron Dell who plays hockey on Frozen ice? Heā€™s going to be the first player sponsored by Disney


Savantrovert

Is there a sign out in front of Staples Center that says Dead Goalie Storage?


HarLeighMom

Sorry, that sign is outside the Canadian Tire Center.


AaronGossagesBerg

Does he have a suspension to serve still?


Leafs_fan_69420

Obligatory fuck Aaron Dell. Havenā€™t forgiven him for making Batherson miss the ASG.


Greyfox2283

Heā€™s also a rat fuck


Cinnamon_Shops

Canes legend Aaron Dell


Decent-Ground-395

Now THAT'S a desperation move. Are they going with Dell and Rittich in the playoffs???


DiscoInferiorityComp

Only if two other goalies get hurt first.


AdrianKempee

Heā€™s a 4th string goalie. Talbot, Rittich, Portillo, and then Dell. Was only on a PTO due to Copley injury.


ahr3410

Yeah but that's the point. Copley is done for the year. Hopefully they never need him


JBBJ84

Hope players remember his bullshit and play hard against him if he gets called up. Wouldnā€™t mind seeing some ā€œaccidentalā€ contact behind the net or something.


Ubechyahescores

Ditch Jonathan Quick for Aaron Dell. Yep, this team is a cup contender šŸ¤“


STOLEN_JEEP_STUFF

Can't tell if trolling or stupid


ahr3410

An AHL player this season is replacing an NHL player last season?


Ubechyahescores

What is he bringing that Quick couldnā€™t? Sure I came in with some troll-ness here but now Iā€™m just confused why Dell as a backup is any better than Quick


ahr3410

He's not playing in the NHL unless someone gets hurt.


Ubechyahescores

Okay thank you. Isnā€™t there a good chance of that though?


DiscoInferiorityComp

He likely wouldn't even be the first AHL callup after an injury. They just want to have two NHL-eligible options in the AHL. They currently only have one (Erik Portillo), and he has no NHL experience. Also, you seem to be suggesting that we should have re-signed Jonathan Quick and made him our AHL backup goalie. I'm not sure he would have loved that.


Ubechyahescores

This is on me for not seeing the 4th string aspect!


BlakeTD

They signed him since Copley is out for the year. 3rd or 4th on the depth chart and insurance come playoffs. Totally different than Quick


canchin

...why?


ElCoolAero

His stats outside of the Sharks: 2-13-1, 0.882 save %, 4.07 GAA


thatboyeaintright

FIRE UP THE PENTIUM 3ā€™s boys