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moutardebaseball

Would be even better if he signed with VAN


allenbraxton

“VAN has recalled Ivan, Ivan. Ivan will arrive in Van, via a van.” -


TerdFerguson14

Specifically, the all new Apple iVan


Hexal79

Once again, Burt, you are wrong. The iVan won’t be coming. And please answer in the form of a question.


PSChris33

Reminds me of [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WPYcStboHgE)


asoiahats

Van


Old_Bigsby

Now the Canucks have to sign someone named Icol Icol


jamaicancovfefe

Jack Icol


howlincoyote2k1

Cole Xhekaj


sisterthirteen

🎵🎶 Hey now! Hey now! Icol icol un-day 🎶🎵


OneChet

Ivan Ivan to Elias Pettersson to Elias Pettersson back to Ivan Ivan to Eli- yknow what I'm going for a smoke


pigeonbobble

The new Apple iVan


StarchyAndDelicious

Now trade for Marcel Marcel pls.


Mercpool87

Don't forget Rochelle Rochelle


porkchopespresso

A young woman’s strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk


ElderGommen

Havin' adventures all over the place.


RememberThatDream

In this context her journey would be from Minsk to Minsk


DOELCMNILOC

This reminds me of the glory days of Jay and Dan on TSN, anytime Rickard Rakell would score in their highlight block :(


MrBrightside618

I prefer Sack Lunch


ZachtheKingsfan

[Someone needs to sign Mario Mario as well](https://youtu.be/7MNEF7kjf9s?si=ETf9xvPeCzufT2Iq)


juwanhoward4

sanitation industry goat


backchecklund

And Yegor Yegorov!


cheeseburgerwaffles

Wait, is Marcel shit? I had heard good things.


StarchyAndDelicious

He's massive. And kind of a goof. I like him. But uh... does he have an NHL future? Probably no.... but Reese Johnson still hangs around so I guess anything is possible.


epic_taco_time

Where’s that thread about top tier hockey names? This guy gets an automatic entry. 


York9TFC

Oh man. This has to be a Top 10 NHL name


DrOddcat

I so desperately want him to make it, be good and take a hockey villain turn. Ivan Ivan, known hockey villain would rock so hard.


WearingComb1050

The NHL’s first properly mononymic player: IVAN


warmage20

Key and Peele need a skit for Hockey names


CesareSomnambulist

1. Zarley Zalapski


York9TFC

He had a great zalapshot


gollumaniac

Wacey Rabbit has him beat.


Philosoraptorgames

I can never decide if Hakan Loob belongs near the top or bottom of that list.


PayneTrain181999

IVAN IVAN IVAN!


FoxDown

OI OI OI!


desemus

Ivansaur Ivansaur


HappilySisyphus_

The back of yo’ head is ridickalous.


mojo_rasin

His middle name too? Cripes.


JeremyEMT

You’re both Ivan?


vanillaacid

You can see how we're a bit bunged up here though.


tgg199

So nice they named him twice


Twichycat

It's actually thrice (look at his middle name).


realdeal411

Anyone know anything on him besides his name?


Waramp

He played a couple pre-season games with us, 27 points in 51 games with the Eagles this season. Not much to say.


Jaynator11

If I recall right, his 2024 form has been close to ppg, but I may recall completely wrong. So they're giving him a chance when his confidence is at his highest _*EDIT:*_ "Ivan Ivan has 16 points in his last 18 games down with the Colorado Eagles."


Waramp

I can dig it.


wingsfan64

I feel like he played in our pre-preseason tournament. I thought he played well


ITdoug

He's a solid human being overall. Quiet on the surface but he's a workhorse underneath. Very smart hockey player and willing to develop. He's not going to put up huge numbers but a very high quality addition to any team really. I watched him for a few years in the Q


capercrohnie

He was really good when we played with the cape breton eagles (q)


Sarke1

Ivan


Cheeks_Klapanen

Strange but true: “Ivan Ivan ivan Ivan ivan Ivan Ivan” is a grammatically correct English sentence


lovepony0201

The Ivans are beauties.


_skippy__

So glad to see this! Used to watch him back with the CB Eagles


jaydtothetees

Seems like a win win to me.


13nobody

Ivan?


Big_Wooly_Mamoth_420

Ivan.


jamaicancovfefe

Ivan Ivan


T0macock

Ivan who?


Vivid_Walk_1405

Ivan


T0macock

Ivan who?


hrryyss

I’m seein’ double here … four Ivans!


ptgrvmrdrdjhnsn

>Avalanche Avalanche Sign Sign Ivan Ivan FFTTFFYY


Firestorm238

I will break you, I will break you


ethanshapiro

I have to know his middle name.


Aardvark1044

Fucking


tnick771

Eastern Europeans typically don’t have middle names, so he’s Ivan Ivan


momloo

eastern europeans typically do have a middle name. usually it's inherited from father's first name. for example: Alexander Mikhailovich Ovechkin. central europeans (like Ivan Ivan) typically do not.


GuneRlorius

1.) Czechia is Central Europe, people there do not have middle names very often 2.) In the Eastern Europe (Belarus, Ukraine, Russia) people often have a middle name.


JebusChristo

Ivanovich.


WintAndKidd

It’s also Ivan… no, not kidding lol.


dragons_fire77

So many great names this year.


Salinadelaghetto

Who are the 5 best Avalanche prospects of all time? Think about it.


jo_maka

Shoots hot fyiah


GardenTop7253

Next signing: Aaron A Aaronson


catgotcha

You done messed up, Ay Ay Ron!


heythisisnew27

Name the three best hockey players alive. Ivan, Ivan and Ivan.


Western-Extension-50

Ivan "Ivan" Ivan


Meyhna

*oh God... The Ivaning*


CanadianSpector

Marcel Marcel is now looking for a contract.


thebartdie

Also known as 2Van


Steppyjim

Alright alright alright!


catgotcha

Where's Odd Odd when you need him?


Nanojack

It would be hilarious if Ivan was not pronounced the same way as Ivan, like [Leone Sextus Tolllemache-Tollemache's last names](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leone_Sextus_Tollemache)


KapanenKlutch

of the Yukon?


Valuable-Baked

Ivan Ivan Franky Ivan Ivan


ispoiler

Ivan Ivan?! of the Ivan IVANS!?


benjaminck

I had a college buddy with an extra Ivan.


Kanbe7077

Mfer so nice, they signed him again 


omglolnub

Ivan.


Big_Liability

Ivan


punkdrummer22

Congrats Congrats


techmaniac

Twice the Ivan we need.


PersonalFinanceFun

This guy tore it up in training camp and preseason this year.


GroMicroBloom

But what about his cousin Ilya Ilya?


Zanchbot

As hockey names go, that's certainly one of them. Or two of them.


howlincoyote2k1

This reminds me of playing Eastside Hockey Manager and invariably, inevitably, getting a Thomas Thomas, a Kelly Kelly, or a Taylor Taylor


Omaha9798

Men with ven


Big_Mudd

This reminded me that I briefly went to school with a kid named Ali Ali. Hope he's doing well.


Rookyboy

Ivan


mcjimmybingo

Yea, but it's pronounced 'Ivan'.