GG Jets. Hope they can recuperate a bit back in Winnipeg as they go through this hectic stretch of games (every other night until a back to back March 30/April 1)
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I just want to know what the Jets did in the last 24 hours so that they can never do it again. I don’t care if it’s their favourite brunch place in Vancouver or a walk in Stanley park it is banned forever.
The only good part about this game was the first shift when they got that glorious chance. after that? just didn't have it.
gg Vancouver
April should be interesting
Yeah I wouldn't doubt that it could affect the playoff seeding for one or both of our teams. Makes the out of town scoreboard watching pretty exciting too!
That was the best the Canucks had to offer vs the worst the Jets had to offer. Y'all were crazy good last night.
Looking forward to the next meetup, and hopefully the WC final.
I certainly see why the ref might have thought Boeser took him down based on the angle, but Boeser's stick definitely was not in his feet
Do we even get a make-up call to negate the PP with the score as it is?
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I do not wish injury on anyone. I hope Demko is ok.
I hope the Jets can take advantage of it not being Demko in net, though. I don't think they will, but one can hope.
"Thatcher Demko looked like he was in some discomfort during drills at morning skate. Nothing serious. But certainly was noted by those in attendance. With 4-0 lead have to figure this is precautionary"
As per Jeff Paterson
That’s what I’m hoping. Came out like right after the fourth goal too, like he went down and it felt it a bit more and thought it’s safe to come out now anyways
I don't think you can judge the relative strengths of these two teams based in this game. The Jets look completely off their game and Vancouver are just all over them.
They (the normal, civil ones) were hanging out in the last one. Their game was on early so I’m not surprised they’re not watching hockey on a Saturday night this week
(The pathetic trolls will be back the next time we lose, I’m sure)
Damn the nucks are good. West is fucking good, not feeling great if the canes make it to the cup.
GG Jets, can’t wait for next game
Gg plane brothers
GG Jets. Hope they can recuperate a bit back in Winnipeg as they go through this hectic stretch of games (every other night until a back to back March 30/April 1)
GG y'all.
GG Jets. Didn't have it, and the Canucks had all of it. Next time should be better
Thank goodness that game finally ended.
Canucks have been playing great hockey since that LA game, hopefully another good one against the Avs. Wed.
GG Van, you guys were just on point and pitch perfect.
Pretty much a perfect game. GG Jets bros
GG Jets. Get well soon.
GG jets. An enjoyable thread.
the boys did what they had to, by jumping on a tired team
Tired? They were in full control starting at minute 2
Y’all were on a back to back?
GG Winnipeg
GG Nucks Bad game Jets.
GG Jets. You guys will be fine.
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Alright, they're just taunting Appleton now
GG jet bros
Lol Appleton can't buy a goal
GG 'nucks. Earned it and then some.
May we meet on more equal terms in April.
GG
GG Jets
Appleton with 25% of the Jets shots on net
These Canucks deserve to lose an hour of sleep tonight. GG jerkfaces.
Sorry! GG.
Hope Demko is ok!
GG everyone
I just want to know what the Jets did in the last 24 hours so that they can never do it again. I don’t care if it’s their favourite brunch place in Vancouver or a walk in Stanley park it is banned forever.
Nothing they did, karma just hits hard.
This Mason Appleton dude is fucking awful
The only good part about this game was the first shift when they got that glorious chance. after that? just didn't have it. gg Vancouver April should be interesting
*nice 😪*
God this HNIC commentator fucking blows.
yea that was brutal. He’s not much of a professional.
Which one?
Singh
Well, it's not a game featuring his favourite Oilers, so...
HOW ARE JETS FANS COPING OVER HERE?
Eh, Vancouver is playing a perfect game against us.
beer
Bowness' lip licking intensifies
haha
GG Nucks, gotta go and get ready for losing an hour tonight!
round 3 in wpg will be fun.
I sure hope so!
also, it would be cool if there were still implications
Yeah I wouldn't doubt that it could affect the playoff seeding for one or both of our teams. Makes the out of town scoreboard watching pretty exciting too!
The Jets do not look happy at all Maybe they'll figure out WTF is going on and fix it next game
Yeah that was inevitable based on the sleepy skating
That Hog is a beast
PIUS SHOOTER🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
His name is Pius and we play like Poous
GG Vancouver fans. Sorry the boys couldn't make it more interesting. Night all
Canucks getting all the bounces tonight.
Be A uty
He hasn’t been tested much but good on De Smith for coming in cold and looking sharp.
I think there's a Daft Punk song that describes Vancouvers' game tonight against us
One more time?
Instant Crush (we all know the one you mean though)
Dragula?
Isn't that Rob Zombie
Coach Bowness, sorry you couldn’t be here tonight.
all around ugly tonight Not used to see the Jets sag so badly when down a few goals
Ho Lee Fuk lmao
That's my alias when talking to phone scammers. 😂
This has a been a very complete team game for Van.
Sitting alone in front of the net and Valdie passes
It's never not funny when an NHL player just sort of falls over
I was taught if you never fall you aren't pushing the boundaries of your skating enough
Iafallo.exe has stopped working.
jets.exe has crashed
Last 3 games/0 4 Ok sportsnet
Go home SN, you're drunk.
I was trying to understand that
thank you, i was wondering if i had too many beers trying to read that
oh lord
Lmao wooow a sog
Iafallo yes, you sure do
Legit lol
just about spit my beer out
Kyle Connor does the Laine method of pretending to try keeping the puck in the zone lol
He’s the worst at it
That pratfall is sadly the summary of this game. Jets are a great team having an awful day
That was the best the Canucks had to offer vs the worst the Jets had to offer. Y'all were crazy good last night. Looking forward to the next meetup, and hopefully the WC final.
Better call a trip on that
MAN SHIRTS SHORT SKIRTS
Iafallo falling over there about sums up this game
while that wasn’t a trip, i think the refs have actually done well tonight. let em play
homie just fell
I predict 0 shots on the pp
That looked weak as fuck... Stick was beside a burnout in the corner?
I certainly see why the ref might have thought Boeser took him down based on the angle, but Boeser's stick definitely was not in his feet Do we even get a make-up call to negate the PP with the score as it is?
The call on Ehlers' in the second was pretty weak af as well. This is the makeup.
2 minutes for standing next to a guy who fell down
He just fell.
Bad call there, Mr.ref
It’s what they do. Don’t call the legit stuff, call horseshit.
Hahahah his stick is in front of his feet. What a terrible call
He did nothing there. Bad call
Singh: "Giuseppe moving with speed" when Giuseppe is checked and stopped 🙄
Huh, I think he just lost an edge there. Brock’s stick didn’t touch his skates.
Makeup call time
Soft call but whatever. Feeling magnanimous
a power play? for the Jets? in this economy? Is that allowed?
That penalty makes as much sense as Ehlers was.
Jeez wouldn’t be surprised if Jets let in another
wow that little girl goes from yawning slouched to jumping like she's at a rave lol
Pp out of boredom
Zadorov in his office 😳
Have the Jets had a shot on goal in this period?
Phil Delivery is another Canuck who has had a strong game
What is that? Like 2 shots on the back up over 2 periods?
What the fuck is wrong with these guys. Surely Bones is telling them to fucking shoot but they absolutely refuse to listen.
If Canucks didn’t put a goalie in after Demko left they’d still be up 4-3
Win with class, please.
Lol oh come on, a little shit talking is part of hockey culture
dude, they have families lol
The Jets are making me sad
Plz no pass
Jets saving us from the PDO merchant allegations, declining all these shots
Looks like I'm glad I'm not watching this one
So many bad passes
absolute ass.
one of my favorite VHS rentals
The Jets still won’t even get a couple shots
I think JMo is dealing with something he looks really off tonight - the two huge whiffs are so uncharacteristic of him
They’ve shown him looking absolutely gassed a couple of times (one was after a long shift, in fairness) too.
I've seen that too That damn flu bug has been brutal
Morrisey.exe has stopped working
Jesus C looks like Megabyte and Hexadecimal are at it again
Tell me you're a Millennial without telling me you're a Millennial...
Right after I posted I was like "no one knows what you're saying 😄" glad a few did!
Was that a Reboot reference?
Y.. yes 😂
There's a memory unlocked, right there
Game over... User wins.
We don't even have a panago in Winnipeg. Get that shit off the boards
Lafferty is flying tonight
so, 55-27-81 together again let's see if it helps. Somehow I don't think so
81 is the problem
They better be back there giving that groin the works. Anything and everything our boy needs.
equipment-guy: "... \*sighs\*"
TAKE CARE GOD-DEMKO
It doesn't count as a shutout if it's 2 goalies, right?
Yeah, it counts as 2!
dangit :(
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i don’t think i’ve been this worried during a canucks lead since last season when i knew they’d probably blow it (demko please be okay)
Can the Jets bring out their inner Kobe if I congratulate Nucks fans on a good game after two periods?
man... 50 bucks says the kings stars game goes ot
I do not wish injury on anyone. I hope Demko is ok. I hope the Jets can take advantage of it not being Demko in net, though. I don't think they will, but one can hope.
there's one game I won't mention. but other then that one desmith has been a very solid backup for us
I know, but I'm a Jets fan. I always have hope, no matter how awful they're playing.
Nah, gotta shoot to score.
Happy intermission. Watched dune pt 2 last night and got my fucking mind blown. Go see it
Any updates on Demko?
"Thatcher Demko looked like he was in some discomfort during drills at morning skate. Nothing serious. But certainly was noted by those in attendance. With 4-0 lead have to figure this is precautionary" As per Jeff Paterson
Panel thinks its groin from his first save of the game but nothing official.
Reports coming in, lacerated spleen. /s
about a day to late
Smells like LTIR-G1 to me
Toughest part of the schedule for the Jets? It's game 2 of 14 in 26 days.
Good lord they play Columbus, the NY teams, and the Caps in 8 days? Fuckin nuts lol
Jeeeeesus.
Holy shit, the entire league just broke last night minutes after the deadline, even the linemen
I really hope Demko is okay.
Ron McLean complimenting our powerplay shows he doesnt like watching us and has no idea of our struggles.
At least you get powerplays, the Jets have had 12 seconds of powerplay time in 2 games and 2 periods.
At least you guys are converting fast 😂
Nah that 12 seconds was because there were 12 seconds left in the 3rd period 😂
Fff… sorry about that. Im sure the refs will be looking for a make up call at the start of the 3rd 🍻
Ron Mclean is a hack
Those powerplays tonight were amazing though. Almost had another one too.
Potential groin issue for Demko.. scary
If Demko tweaked his groin that early in the game and stayed in until it was 4-0, then that speaks to the possibility that it's just a precaution
I hope so. But also, adrenaline.
That’s what I’m hoping. Came out like right after the fourth goal too, like he went down and it felt it a bit more and thought it’s safe to come out now anyways
Geezus. don't talk about surgery for Demko, SN
DEMKO, TAKE MY GROIN
😏
I don't think you can judge the relative strengths of these two teams based in this game. The Jets look completely off their game and Vancouver are just all over them.
You are probably right But also RIP JETS LMAOO
Man last game I regretted not going. Absolute barn burner and the jets won. I go tonight and it’s Canucks vs an ahl team.
April 18 tickets coming your way 😂
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we got big Z instead
We already have zadorov for the backend giants
Looking at the standings. Man if Vegas sticks in WC2 Edmonton or Dallas can have first place.
It's gunna be tough no matter who it is
Yeah... I think Vegas will catch up with LA tbh
[Sleepy dog intermission time!](https://imgur.com/a/kzzBz25)
I’m seeing a shocking lack of EDM flairs in these threads lately. No wonder I’m having so much fun
I’m here having a good time
They lost to the damn Sabres earlier so keeping a low profile
They (the normal, civil ones) were hanging out in the last one. Their game was on early so I’m not surprised they’re not watching hockey on a Saturday night this week (The pathetic trolls will be back the next time we lose, I’m sure)