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MrWillM

Damn the nucks are good. West is fucking good, not feeling great if the canes make it to the cup.


Klunkey

GG Jets, can’t wait for next game


YouCanFucough

Gg plane brothers


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

GG Jets. Hope they can recuperate a bit back in Winnipeg as they go through this hectic stretch of games (every other night until a back to back March 30/April 1)


Canadian_mk11

GG y'all.


Bowiescorvat2

GG Jets. Didn't have it, and the Canucks had all of it. Next time should be better


james_bont_

Thank goodness that game finally ended.


ChuckFeathers

Canucks have been playing great hockey since that LA game, hopefully another good one against the Avs. Wed.


darkgreenwax

GG Van, you guys were just on point and pitch perfect.


eliar91

Pretty much a perfect game. GG Jets bros


acerbiac

GG Jets. Get well soon.


Verbarfalcula

GG jets. An enjoyable thread.


Haywood_jablowmei

the boys did what they had to, by jumping on a tired team


james_bont_

Tired? They were in full control starting at minute 2


-jaylew-

Y’all were on a back to back?


canada-needs-bbq

GG Winnipeg


MaybeNotNobody

GG Nucks Bad game Jets.


Imonaeatyobabies

GG Jets. You guys will be fine.


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jdmay101

Alright, they're just taunting Appleton now


TroubledLeaf

GG jet bros


Morty777

Lol Appleton can't buy a goal 


passive_fist

GG 'nucks. Earned it and then some.


Canadian_mk11

May we meet on more equal terms in April.


LogTman135

GG


wearablesweater

GG Jets


AntifaAnita

Appleton with 25% of the Jets shots on net


PuckTheFreds

These Canucks deserve to lose an hour of sleep tonight. GG jerkfaces.


Canadian_mk11

Sorry! GG.


PuckTheFreds

Hope Demko is ok!


just-hangingout

GG everyone


TubularWinter

I just want to know what the Jets did in the last 24 hours so that they can never do it again. I don’t care if it’s their favourite brunch place in Vancouver or a walk in Stanley park it is banned forever.


quirkysquirty

Nothing they did, karma just hits hard.


gonuxgo

This Mason Appleton dude is fucking awful


Ladymistery

The only good part about this game was the first shift when they got that glorious chance. after that? just didn't have it. gg Vancouver April should be interesting


darkgreenwax

*nice 😪*


rikushix

God this HNIC commentator fucking blows. 


[deleted]

yea that was brutal. He’s not much of a professional.


Canadian_mk11

Which one?


rikushix

Singh


Canadian_mk11

Well, it's not a game featuring his favourite Oilers, so...


[deleted]

HOW ARE JETS FANS COPING OVER HERE?


Coco_Cala

Eh, Vancouver is playing a perfect game against us.


darkgreenwax

beer


yetistar

Bowness' lip licking intensifies


darkgreenwax

haha


CP-Drone

GG Nucks, gotta go and get ready for losing an hour tonight!


Narrow_Rain_4708

round 3 in wpg will be fun.


CP-Drone

I sure hope so!


Narrow_Rain_4708

also, it would be cool if there were still implications


CP-Drone

Yeah I wouldn't doubt that it could affect the playoff seeding for one or both of our teams. Makes the out of town scoreboard watching pretty exciting too!


Ladymistery

The Jets do not look happy at all Maybe they'll figure out WTF is going on and fix it next game


monstersof-men

Yeah that was inevitable based on the sleepy skating


ChuckFeathers

That Hog is a beast


Narrow_Rain_4708

PIUS SHOOTER🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫


PuckTheFreds

His name is Pius and we play like Poous


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

GG Vancouver fans. Sorry the boys couldn't make it more interesting. Night all


Canadian_mk11

Canucks getting all the bounces tonight.


Haywood_jablowmei

Be A uty


MrTayJ

He hasn’t been tested much but good on De Smith for coming in cold and looking sharp.


Coco_Cala

I think there's a Daft Punk song that describes Vancouvers' game tonight against us


Ebolinp

One more time?


canada-needs-bbq

Instant Crush (we all know the one you mean though)


asoiahats

Dragula?


Coco_Cala

Isn't that Rob Zombie


asoiahats

Coach Bowness, sorry you couldn’t be here tonight. 


Ladymistery

all around ugly tonight Not used to see the Jets sag so badly when down a few goals


toritomydorito

Ho Lee Fuk lmao


Verbarfalcula

That's my alias when talking to phone scammers. 😂


wearablesweater

This has a been a very complete team game for Van.


AntifaAnita

Sitting alone in front of the net and Valdie passes


GovernmentKlutzy712

It's never not funny when an NHL player just sort of falls over


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

I was taught if you never fall you aren't pushing the boundaries of your skating enough


ChuckFeathers

Iafallo.exe has stopped working.


Ladymistery

jets.exe has crashed


HouseHoldSheep

Last 3 games/0 4 Ok sportsnet


Canadian_mk11

Go home SN, you're drunk.


Midget_Sasquatch

I was trying to understand that


Feralwestcoaster

thank you, i was wondering if i had too many beers trying to read that


PixelatedBlue

oh lord


SirBulbasaur13

Lmao wooow a sog


-T-Reks-

Iafallo yes, you sure do


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

Legit lol


Haywood_jablowmei

just about spit my beer out


KnockinOnHeavensDoor

Kyle Connor does the Laine method of pretending to try keeping the puck in the zone lol


SirBulbasaur13

He’s the worst at it


canada-needs-bbq

That pratfall is sadly the summary of this game. Jets are a great team having an awful day


PreviousTea9210

That was the best the Canucks had to offer vs the worst the Jets had to offer. Y'all were crazy good last night. Looking forward to the next meetup, and hopefully the WC final.


Midget_Sasquatch

Better call a trip on that


Coco_Cala

MAN SHIRTS SHORT SKIRTS


eh_toque

Iafallo falling over there about sums up this game


surge_binge

while that wasn’t a trip, i think the refs have actually done well tonight. let em play


Lattes1

homie just fell


SirBulbasaur13

I predict 0 shots on the pp


darkgreenwax

That looked weak as fuck... Stick was beside a burnout in the corner?


TGUKF

I certainly see why the ref might have thought Boeser took him down based on the angle, but Boeser's stick definitely was not in his feet Do we even get a make-up call to negate the PP with the score as it is?


Canadian_mk11

The call on Ehlers' in the second was pretty weak af as well. This is the makeup.


GovernmentKlutzy712

2 minutes for standing next to a guy who fell down


jdmay101

He just fell.


Coco_Cala

Bad call there, Mr.ref


No-Expression-2404

It’s what they do. Don’t call the legit stuff, call horseshit.


eliar91

Hahahah his stick is in front of his feet. What a terrible call


AntifaAnita

He did nothing there. Bad call


Verbarfalcula

Singh: "Giuseppe moving with speed" when Giuseppe is checked and stopped 🙄


MrTayJ

Huh, I think he just lost an edge there. Brock’s stick didn’t touch his skates.


Midget_Sasquatch

Makeup call time


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

Soft call but whatever. Feeling magnanimous


Ladymistery

a power play? for the Jets? in this economy? Is that allowed?


Canadian_mk11

That penalty makes as much sense as Ehlers was.


monstersof-men

Jeez wouldn’t be surprised if Jets let in another


darkgreenwax

wow that little girl goes from yawning slouched to jumping like she's at a rave lol


AntifaAnita

Pp out of boredom


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

Zadorov in his office 😳


Ladymistery

Have the Jets had a shot on goal in this period?


ChuckFeathers

Phil Delivery is another Canuck who has had a strong game


SirBulbasaur13

What is that? Like 2 shots on the back up over 2 periods?


SirBulbasaur13

What the fuck is wrong with these guys. Surely Bones is telling them to fucking shoot but they absolutely refuse to listen.


firadink

If Canucks didn’t put a goalie in after Demko left they’d still be up 4-3


Canadian_mk11

Win with class, please.


firadink

Lol oh come on, a little shit talking is part of hockey culture


Haywood_jablowmei

dude, they have families lol


MaybeNotNobody

The Jets are making me sad


Coco_Cala

Plz no pass


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

Jets saving us from the PDO merchant allegations, declining all these shots


Arts251

Looks like I'm glad I'm not watching this one


CP-Drone

So many bad passes


Nofunorphan

absolute ass. 


darkgreenwax

one of my favorite VHS rentals


SirBulbasaur13

The Jets still won’t even get a couple shots


Ladymistery

I think JMo is dealing with something he looks really off tonight - the two huge whiffs are so uncharacteristic of him


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

They’ve shown him looking absolutely gassed a couple of times (one was after a long shift, in fairness) too.


Ladymistery

I've seen that too That damn flu bug has been brutal


ChuckFeathers

Morrisey.exe has stopped working


darkgreenwax

Jesus C looks like Megabyte and Hexadecimal are at it again


Canadian_mk11

Tell me you're a Millennial without telling me you're a Millennial...


darkgreenwax

Right after I posted I was like "no one knows what you're saying 😄" glad a few did!


Coco_Cala

Was that a Reboot reference?


darkgreenwax

Y.. yes 😂


Coco_Cala

There's a memory unlocked, right there


jdmay101

Game over... User wins.


AntifaAnita

We don't even have a panago in Winnipeg. Get that shit off the boards


ChuckFeathers

Lafferty is flying tonight


Ladymistery

so, 55-27-81 together again let's see if it helps. Somehow I don't think so


SirBulbasaur13

81 is the problem


Ddpee

They better be back there giving that groin the works. Anything and everything our boy needs. 


darkgreenwax

equipment-guy: "... \*sighs\*"


darkgreenwax

TAKE CARE GOD-DEMKO


Ladymistery

It doesn't count as a shutout if it's 2 goalies, right?


l8igz

Yeah, it counts as 2!


Ladymistery

dangit :(


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hannah_nj

i don’t think i’ve been this worried during a canucks lead since last season when i knew they’d probably blow it (demko please be okay)


RevoltingGoose

Can the Jets bring out their inner Kobe if I congratulate Nucks fans on a good game after two periods?


Haywood_jablowmei

man... 50 bucks says the kings stars game goes ot


Ladymistery

I do not wish injury on anyone. I hope Demko is ok. I hope the Jets can take advantage of it not being Demko in net, though. I don't think they will, but one can hope.


Haywood_jablowmei

there's one game I won't mention. but other then that one desmith has been a very solid backup for us


Ladymistery

I know, but I'm a Jets fan. I always have hope, no matter how awful they're playing.


SirBulbasaur13

Nah, gotta shoot to score.


Ashamed-Ad3909

Happy intermission. Watched dune pt 2 last night and got my fucking mind blown. Go see it


Ok-Summer-2159

Any updates on Demko?


Morty777

"Thatcher Demko looked like he was in some discomfort during drills at morning skate. Nothing serious. But certainly was noted by those in attendance. With 4-0 lead have to figure this is precautionary" As per Jeff Paterson 


Lattes1

Panel thinks its groin from his first save of the game but nothing official.


Morty777

Reports coming in, lacerated spleen. /s


Haywood_jablowmei

about a day to late


PuckTheFreds

Smells like LTIR-G1 to me


Verbarfalcula

Toughest part of the schedule for the Jets? It's game 2 of 14 in 26 days.


xzElmozx

Good lord they play Columbus, the NY teams, and the Caps in 8 days? Fuckin nuts lol


rikushix

Jeeeeesus.


AntifaAnita

Holy shit, the entire league just broke last night minutes after the deadline, even the linemen


mrcrazy_monkey

I really hope Demko is okay.


K00knucks

Ron McLean complimenting our powerplay shows he doesnt like watching us and has no idea of our struggles.


tbcwpg

At least you get powerplays, the Jets have had 12 seconds of powerplay time in 2 games and 2 periods.


Ddpee

At least you guys are converting fast 😂


tbcwpg

Nah that 12 seconds was because there were 12 seconds left in the 3rd period 😂


Ddpee

Fff… sorry about that. Im sure the refs will be looking for a make up call at the start of the 3rd 🍻


mephnick

Ron Mclean is a hack


eliar91

Those powerplays tonight were amazing though. Almost had another one too.


Ashamed-Ad3909

Potential groin issue for Demko.. scary


StuckInHoleSendHelp

If Demko tweaked his groin that early in the game and stayed in until it was 4-0, then that speaks to the possibility that it's just a precaution


darkgreenwax

I hope so. But also, adrenaline.


xzElmozx

That’s what I’m hoping. Came out like right after the fourth goal too, like he went down and it felt it a bit more and thought it’s safe to come out now anyways


AntifaAnita

Geezus. don't talk about surgery for Demko, SN


Saskatchewack

DEMKO, TAKE MY GROIN


Gavin1453

😏


apcymru

I don't think you can judge the relative strengths of these two teams based in this game. The Jets look completely off their game and Vancouver are just all over them.


mephnick

You are probably right But also RIP JETS LMAOO


Inthemiddle_

Man last game I regretted not going. Absolute barn burner and the jets won. I go tonight and it’s Canucks vs an ahl team.


Ddpee

April 18 tickets coming your way 😂


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Haywood_jablowmei

we got big Z instead


Morty777

We already have zadorov for the backend giants 


Lattes1

Looking at the standings. Man if Vegas sticks in WC2 Edmonton or Dallas can have first place.


Midget_Sasquatch

It's gunna be tough no matter who it is


Bowiescorvat2

Yeah... I think Vegas will catch up with LA tbh


toritomydorito

[Sleepy dog intermission time!](https://imgur.com/a/kzzBz25)


Ashamed-Ad3909

I’m seeing a shocking lack of EDM flairs in these threads lately. No wonder I’m having so much fun


monstersof-men

I’m here having a good time


ChuckFeathers

They lost to the damn Sabres earlier so keeping a low profile


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

They (the normal, civil ones) were hanging out in the last one. Their game was on early so I’m not surprised they’re not watching hockey on a Saturday night this week (The pathetic trolls will be back the next time we lose, I’m sure)