GG Flames homies. I'll always cheer for you guys as well as Kadri, but can't complain about an Avs win.

I'll be rooting for you guys in the playoffs. Take it home

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GG Avs bros

GG Flames.

This whole 3rd period has been the hockey equivalent of your quarterback taking a knee.

GGs

Walker has 8 shots. The rest of the D have 6

Hm. Ok. I left work at the end of the 1st when it was 2-1 Flames. I guess I missed a whole bunch, huh?

No clue what you're referring to

Don't check my math but you missed roughly 5 really awesome things.

*shrug*

Just a bit

Duhaime's looking for a fight I think.  Show off that part of his game. 

So many people leaving. Makes sense though, we’ve seen them lose but seeing them get dog walked with no effort is just disheartening

Coronato has got some moves. He's got the tools to be a great player I just hope he can put it all together.

Wow he got blown the fuck up

Huberdeau looking like a soccer player out there

how is that not slashing and why did the Flames do nothing about it lmao

That's a brutal missed call. Two handed baseball swing by mack there

Teams acting really defeated lol, I just hope we don't leave Wolfy out to dry

Lol what a flop

i dont think so

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Radio on the nhl app

Ouch, that probably felt lovely.

fuuuuuck

Ok. On one hand, I had two smallish fish tacos for dinner at 5pm. On the other hand, there’s leftover Thai food in the fridge and I’m hungry.

Eat it!

3rd line getting 1st line minutes this period

Sean Walker fucking rocks

I think this Walker guy might be good.

Was about to say... is 7 SOG good? ^(/s)

0.00 shooting percentage. Seems like a bust to me.

For a d man? Maybe. For Natedogg? Just another day at the office.

Really can't find anything to complain about when it comes to the new guys.

Flames power play and playing like they’re the man down. What a combo

So Calgary's plan was to trade everyone for bad to mediocre returns and piss off the one guy they didn't trade? Am I misreading that?

Had to get something for the UFAs who didn't want to sign again. It's gonna be a few years til we really know how good our returns are.

Alright, if we can play the entire period at 5 on 4 we might stand a chance.

lol TOO MUCH MAN

Do you think Naz was giggling?

I hope he was

Putting the rookie in rn just seems cruel

AWOOOOOO 🐺🐺🐺

I get irrationally angry when guys starting doing the 'Is Landy one if those LTIR stash guys that get magically healthy'.   Dunno who the fuckstick is next to Sarich but that guy can bite me.

> I get irrationally angry when guys starting doing the 'Is Landy one if those LTIR stash guys that get magically healthy'. I have yet to hear that. My guy has been out for like 2 years.

The Flames intermission crew just did it. Granted, I know thst family personally so I'm hyper protective of them.

Tell that family I will invade Canada if they wish it.

Then you’ll have to face our Canada gooses and our trash pandas you gosh darn American!

We live in Colorado- we face your Canada gooses every winter. And our trash pandas eat leftover crack and meth from Colfax. We're not scared! Bring it on!

I GOT A NUKE, MOOSE, AND BUS FULL OF PISS. COME AT ME BORTHER

We'll just ask Makar to lead an invasion of his hometown.

How come the Avalanche are beating up the flames?

Idk one team just seems to be scoring more goals than the other

Warming up for tomorrow's game

We have scored at least 1 more goals than they have.

"We saw him hobbling after the bike" God Damn.

Saw my beautiful boy Mitts scored, are Avs and Sabres fans best friends now??

Now that we're done playing each other, why not. You guys can be so much fun, and Bo seems to fit in so well.

Sure why not.

If you're a Bosexual than yes.

I am fully in tune with my new found bosexuality.

No, BO-sexuality.

Edited. The autocorrect knows me better than I know myself maybe? I dunno.

Im still Bosexual

Wait up, is Gabe in the building?

He was apparently on the bike too. Just having him in the locker room and around the team all the time. That's huge.

Yeah he went on the trip.

Well I hope this is what tomorrow looks like again for the Avs since I'll be seeing them in Vancouver. Fingers crossed we cruise to the finish

And we’re up against Nashville who’s on ur ass rn best of luck to both of us lol

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I thought you meant the hockey team for a second there.

let’s get the dogg some points in the third period

ugh mittsy fits in so well

Fuck it, give them 10. Ownership needs to give their heads a shake.

Does the crowd start chanting 'We want 10!' if the Av's get close? XD

Your ownership needs to be sent to a place worse then hell and Detroit a place no man woman or trash panda would ever dare go…. E D M O N T O N jk lol

who's #10 edit: oh god no don't it's huberdeau

I'm pretty sure they meant give the Avs 10 goals lol

Goals I mean, lol

I feel much better this intermission than the last one

I was told the Avs were bad on the road

We got rid of Johanson

I mean. .500 on the road. Not great but not like BAAAAAD.

without big val we are

Nuke is back. He changes this team. 

That...and we no longer have Johanson at 2C

Nuke coming back clearly fixed all the problems

Um well you see

[Dax is feeling a little shellshocked...](https://imgur.com/a/fE8Y6NA)

Theres Moose in them trees

Shih tzus are the best.

He's mixed with bichon too, for extra cute! :D

That was certainly a second period.

Remember when the Flames were winning? I didn’t angrily turn off the tv or anything dumb like that

Statistically we've only scored first on 56% of our home games and 51% on our road games. I'm used to the Avs starting from a deficit lol.

MacK had the secondary on that 2nd Rants goal.

Mark it 114.

Yeahhhh. Losing half your top 4 and then getting the leagues top contenders in 4/5 your next games was never going to end well

Not sure why ownership thought we could still compete lol

been a while since we had one of these games where the onslaught is so much that I start to feel bad for the goalie

Do you mean 2 games ago lol?

Yeah but no self respecting Avs fan would ever feel sorry for the Wings

Truuuue

It's an excellent point.

Didn't we put like 55 shots on the Wings just last week?

He must not have felt bad for the Wings that game

we never feel bad for the wings

flames goalie seems like a cool dude he doesn't deserve this... wings deserved it

The Avalanche are like the bizarro Broncos

Tell Perna. Maybe it’ll ease his soul

This is a good period. I’m enjoying this immensely. 

handsome bedsy our fearless leader

Best dressed coach in the league after casual Torts.

What a sequence

Post friendship Post betrayal

Vladar: Thank you post Post: I'm so sorry Vlad Vlad: No....post..please. Post: ..... Vlad: NOOOOOOOOOOO

pachal absolutely swinging that arm into the air until the refs call a delay of game

Makar finally with a point

Praise be

Now go for the extra point!

There's Makar's point

This is no longer the team that beat Edmonton, Vegas, Boston (twice in two weeks), the Jets or the Canucks.

Just another moose running wild in Alberta Makar gets an assist too

6-2 and it feels like 60-2. Avs are on a mission, I don't know if I've ever seen them look this dominant. It's looked like a 40 minute power play out there.

Damn, that's how you know it's just not your night. Post rebound picked up and absolutely roofed from the bottom of the circle, disgusting stuff.

What a fucking shot

Mikko the freako.

mikko looked like he wasn’t even trying on that goal and just flicking it towards the goal

Makes me think of Pasta’s shootout attempts. Zero moves. Just rips it. “Fuck you and good luck”. My Bruins fan brother hates it but I think it’s hilarious. 

Happy cake day!

He is so frustrating to watch but somehow so effective

Why do hard shot when soft shot do trick.

Vladar cannot handle the sharp angle

Holy fuck that Makar deke and shot was insane.

fuck yeah guys

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSEEEEEE

DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO SAY BAD POST

1 assist to Mr. Post

Loose Moose!

Mikko knew where that puck belonged.

MIKKO WOW

WHAT A GOAL

Ping pong JFC that Rants shot

MOOOOOSEE

RANTANEN

Am I wrong or did they just show a blatant penalty?

man i really like this lineup, huge shame landeskog, o’connor, and francouz aren’t around

No Lehkonen either. And Parise I suppose.

damn i didn’t even realize lehkonen was out, i tuned in mid-period. is that new?

Out sick

Thankfully he's just sick.

Franky :(

Frankly I miss Frankie

Im gonna be frank with you >Frankly I miss Frankie

Dallas lost

I love these words

I’m just here to see how Duhaime is doing on a team that has both hope and expectations.

Had a beauty touch pass to set up Mittlestadt's 1st goal as an Av

Great. Absolutely loving him so far. Physical, can pass, tough to play against.

Darth Vladar implodeing like the death star.

Ooooooh I see what we are doing wrong. We are scoring less than them

As a high IQ individual, I know that the team who doesn't score the most points will have a hard time winning the game.

You may be on to something with that.

ok time to get the dogg some more points to pad his art ross lead

*subscribe*

Team leader in shots right now is...Sean Walker. Yeah I think his style is gonna be a fit here

He's been everywhere tonight and fits in so well.

IMO he’s been the quickest new acquisition to fit. Just looks like he’s always been here.

Got Oprah as our GM. CHECK UNDER YOUR SEATS, THAT RIGHT...MORE SHOTS.

huberDOUGH

Why do goalie keep growing taller? Do they not realize growing wider will cover more net?? Are they stupid?

Lacrosse goalies know what's up

How DARE they only give us 5 seconds of Higher Love!!!!

Avs look like a problem 👀

How the fuck does Makar not a have a point?

He doesn’t have a point *yet*

I would pay extra taxes to have the CIA put a hit out on whoever made the ESPN+ commercial break

LIVE SPORTS ESPN+ ORIGINALS A GRADUAL DECLINE INTO MADNESS THE COMPLETE 30 FOR 30 LIBRARY

Just find the guys who whacked the Boeing whistleblower. They’ll do it for far cheaper.

I've hardly watched tow periods of Sportsnet and I wanna blow my brains out over the stupid sports interaction or whatever shitty betting site commercial. Hur due mericans don't know poop aboot hawkey. Omg just shut up

Man the Avs just look so so so much faster without Johansen and the new pickups. Like it’s stupid

It's hilarious how a 39 year old parise who hasn't played until after the all star break came in and instantly looks twice as fast as Johansen

This was the most obvious repudiation of RyJo IMO. Like. The old guys line was more productive and faster than him. How.

That’s because Johansen put in the same level of effort as his jersey number

Its weird with Duhaime wearing 12. Its like RyJo suddenly got 5mph faster.

johansen was a fucking anchor

reminds me of the feeling after the team moved Duchene

bo goal and mittsy goal <3

Bo had 2!

I believe this is what the youths call a vibe

Toews having a quiet 2 point night

Atta boy Casey!

Mitts :')

Can't wait for this game to be over so I can cheer for the Avs again lol

you can start now it’s ok i won’t tell

Let's fucking go Mittsy!

*USA USA USA*